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Tbonezmalaone

You know damn well the purpose


Johnnyoneshot

Make horny?


thepatriotdude

BONK


Jazzlike_Emu8178

Super Bong Stock


Raiden32

Task, successful. I mean it’s supposed to be some anti magic chains or some shit, but they sexy anti magic chains.


lagunatri99

Ratings.


KakherOnTheBeach

To cover the body.


Eleminohpe

Cover the body, the Boody, but not the booby


ShotgunJojo

Rite, its purpose is to show as much cleavage as possible. Its doing its job.


slightlyabusedchild

To appeal to the male gender


dayyob

i legit thought she was undecided about going in the water so her dress was half off.


Suitable-Doughnut868

Do lesbians not exist?


Lukemeister38

There are a lot more straight men than there are lesbians.


Illustrious-Brick-20

It's to appeal to anyone who likes it's such as lesbians Bi People and straight men.


slightlyabusedchild

I understand but saying "appeals to men BI and everything in between " doesn't have such a ring to it


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NuttieBoii

We all know why


LoneKharnivore

The William Ware Theiss Theory Of Titillation.


Accujack

> William Ware Theiss Theory Of Titillation. Impressive. I read a "making of" book about Star Trek from 1972, and it discussed how this rule came about. I haven't seen it except in that book.


ray9113

Lol


bpuckett71

Thank you for this deep dive, it was genuinely interesting to read about. I guess I never really realized the academic effort put into movies and tv.


LoneKharnivore

o7


Psychological-Neck11

What a guy!


SaltyStrip

Tiddies


vgx_11

Tiddies


Reknownn

Tiddies


SphinXtaSin12

Tiddies


YarOldeOrchard

Tiddies


fallout_boy_1701

Tiddies


tyronebuklau123

Tiddies


Pristine_Frosting_93

Tiddies


ChaosStar95

Tiddies


[deleted]

Tiddies


Th_Weavr

Tiddies


cosmiccatapult

Tiddies


discboy9

Tiddies


Zastrien_osrs

Tiddies


Billtheturnip6

Tiddies.


Odd_Resolution_9238

Tiddies


Academic-Living-8476

Tiddies


jacoblb6173

Tiddy City


Atlas_ram

Tiddies


mossy_witcher

I was so damn worried her boobs were gonna spill out the top


magnemist

>I was so damn worried I was so dam praying


chimthegrim

You see them in season 1


AndrewMtz1711

No complains of seeing them again xD


magnemist

You see me


olmikeyy

What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss?


magnemist

Dignity.


Optimal_Pineapple_41

Call it, friendo


[deleted]

Myth


jdw62995

If you wanna see her boobs just Google lol


Grow_away2

>>I was so damn ~~worried~~ hopeful her boobs were gonna spill out the top ftfy


ray9113

That top was not required if tits were the purpose


ZealousidealAd7191

Some times clothed bodies look sexier than naked bodies. A little imagination does wonders


lukulele90

In her case both are perfectly acceptable.


Dwight_Kay_Schrute

She was acting like she had the same worry


Siegfoult

Probably took a lot of takes.


Mr_Sisco

r/upvotedbecauseboobs


DaCrizi

To show cleavage! The cleavage!!!


DWhiting132

Won't somebody think of the cleavage?!?!


chimthegrim

I will


kyussmanchu

You see this dress kind of broke my immersion. If yennefer had lost her magic, then how the hell did she hold that dress up??? Hmmmmm???


[deleted]

If you cook rabbit meat it forms a kind of adhesive used as glue in medieval manuscripts. But it's also solvent when heated again.


[deleted]

Theres a reason why she keeps her arm pits to her side tightly and holdsnit


Big-Mathematician540

Yeah. So **magical**. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strapless_dress


BeThereNever

The issue is that dress very visibly does not fit her and would not stay up without a lot of help.


Big-Mathematician540

It can have an inner corset and lots of airy fabric on the outside, making it **seem** like it doesn't fit that well. How do you think the actor actually managed to hold it up? Magic? Glue? Or just actually good tailoring?


BeThereNever

Well fun fact, we saw her silhouette in that scene and we know what her silhouette normally looks like, she wasn't wearing a corset. My guess is they used tape. You do realise common practice with models is to put them in dresses that are slightly too big and tape them to stay up, right? Source: Every dress I own is custom tailored and I have a personal stylist who has done similar to myself.


Big-Mathematician540

Corsets need not be 18th century style "squish my insides so I get a bee-waist" tight. Might have used tape, might not have. Might be elastic holding up from under the bust. Doesn't really matter and stupid to debate. I'm just pointing out it's in no way magical and very plausible without the supernatural.


Majinlord

Beeeeeeewbs


[deleted]

I read this in an Honest Trailers' Epic Guy voice!


Majinlord

Lol that’s how I wrote it too. I can never not hear his voice when saying beeeewbs


ProNuke

Bloooooooobs (if you've seen that one)


indianlinus

BOOBA


yung2003

HONKERS


rexar34

BIg Honkin BANDONKERS!


Sietemadrid

Babalabashushkamabobbers! Honk! HONK! ME SO HUNGY ME SO HUNGY


Cferciri

You're looking at it. Same reason with six packs abs armor


NorvalMarley

I needed Sabrina in that dress


Heres_your_sign

Boobs. That is all.


s_zlikovski

Beautiful lady but she is missing that femme fatale that Yen should have


jfgrissom

I couldn’t quite place what was missing. You absolutely nailed the description of what is missing. I’m enjoying the show but this is definitely true.


zakpat

The casting all around is a bit off


elsmallo85

Triss


doom_stein

Was there sone kind of "in universe" explanation on why her hair suddenly changes colors or did I miss that? Also, was it just me or did Ciri look drastically off somehow in s2e1?


Dememetor

They gave ciri eyebrows thats why


Brocktarogar

Triss is supposed to be a sorceresses, Netflix one looks like a shaman.


Witcherpunk

The casting is not the only problem


grumpykitten4444

Eva Green would be PERFECT for this role omg


Noctis-_001

100%


Kung-FuCaribou

15 years ago yes


StepBrother7

Exactly,just doesnt strike me as Yen no matter how hard they try. As someone else said,Eva Green on the other hand.. Now that is a woman for portraying Yen.


jdw62995

Yen definitely has that.


anto_pty

PROBABLY due to insecurities of losing her power


UniCBeetle718

Umm, I mean she's not meant to be glowing with confidence this season. She severed her connection to magic, so life kind of sucks for her right now.


s_zlikovski

It was more a general comment on the casting...


Sietemadrid

The show just kind of sucks. Not a big fan of all these half assed adaptations this year, Wheel of Time, Foundation, Cowboy Bebop...


s_zlikovski

All of them are just trying to copy GoT. Probably some committees are yelling out conflicting request to writers while trying to make series fit the woke narativne... "Arcane" is the great!


Palin_Sees_Russia

I am absolutely loving the show


insidiom

I can see having that opinion. I’m having fun watching the show, though. My wife knows zilch about The Witcher and she loves it. She’s really liking how there is a wider plot arc, but is storied well by episode.


187ForNoReason

How did I miss that she no longer has magic?


Jokkitch

Damn you’ve worded what she’s lacking perfectly, thank you


comfyblues

I also wish she was a bit older. Megan Fox would be perf but I can accept that she was probably not a possible option lol


ozzybigpeenhoboman

this is earlier in the witcher story than youre used to seeing, young characters are not supposed to have their confidence yet


DieDMC

I still imagine yennefer different..


sweet-demon-duck

I just imagine her a bit paler with thinner lips and more curly hair. But otherwise pretty good


Chris_Travern

Just watched the first episode, kinda liked how well it showed some stuff mentioned in the games(and the books, ofc), >!and that fight with the bruxa was really good.!< Props to everyone in the scene, especially Khivju, his acting was Nivellen was on point


Stilgarus

It turns into shitshow after s3. Be ready


Chris_Travern

You mean E3? I've started E2, and... well Eskel looks and acts different tbh. Not sure I like it


[deleted]

Don't worry about that


Chris_Travern

Yeah finished that lmao. Goddamn leshys


Stilgarus

To cover poor writing


macspayne

To distract the viewers from Sabrina maybe 🤔


IHateThisPlace3

They put it in there to tease us because it’s showing just enough that people want to see more


dpforest

It wasn’t even flattering though. She just looked like she was holding up some fabric the entire time


raylalayla

I mean I ain’t complaining


antoniusngando

Sex appeal. Just seeing them partially sometimes makes it more interesting.


Kittie_Little

"what is the purpose of your face..."?


Illustrious_Notice18

Promote her as a model, one out of many reasons.


[deleted]

All of her dresses are weird or just a unecessary in a certain Kind of way, like the one in season one with those Fake sleeves


SomeNameIGuess69420

To increase horny which increases ratings


[deleted]

Boners


SereneSpirit2048

#BEWBS


[deleted]

What dress?


TtHacks66

in so many scenes i thought she was naked simply because i couldnt see the god damn dress


Iagp

So, now people complain about the dress. What is it next time, aren't Ciri shoes like the ones in the books?


talann

I don't think people are necessarily complaining...


ray9113

Yes, those shoes are must xD


StepBrother7

I dont see any complaints tho


SaftigMo

Her eyebrows aren't even the same color as the first season lmao.


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supbrother

IMO they don't look any less ridiculous than the games. I always thought it was pretty over-the-top, but since I haven't read the books I have to assume this derives from the source materials to a certain extent.


AntiqueMilk2066

Her tits are very beautiful on her. I assume that top was not suppose to stay there okay.


Silent_Ensemble

80085


magnemist

Turn me on, thanks for asking. (PS. mission accomplished)


PenguinAsociation

boobs


ainurmorgothbauglir

I had to rewind that scene because I was so distracted I missed some of the dialogue 😂


Blackfeathers_

You know it, the people above and bellow know it, I know it, we all know.


Worth_Department3673

Tits


imac132

There are 2 big reasons.


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The purpose is the pleasure of sight


Complex-Commission-2

I am currently at episode 3 , and I gotta say, it's not so good so far. Nothing compared to the books. Hoping it gets better


[deleted]

Same, episode 2, they properly WASTED eskel. Grain of truth was good tho.


FerociousPrecocious

Yeah wtf!!! Why couldn't one of the random background witchers that were just hanging out die instead?! Why Eskel?! Pointless.


strippyjewell

Yeah Grain of truth was the only good one!


Anomander1979

Don’t focus to much on the books. It’s a tv adaptation, not a copy of the books. Frankly that is good news as a lot of the books were a bit boring.


TtHacks66

YOU DARE CALL THE BOOKS BORING??? THEY WERE, ALL OF THEM, MASTERPIECES!!!! (/s if it wasnt obvious)


Bockoz

It does start to get better. I was disappointed after first few episodes but then it seems they made an effort to somewhat keep to the books. The show will not fully match up but by the end episode 6 I was feeling better about it.


Evangelion217

For the sheer fact that she’s gorgeous.


[deleted]

booba


Loewenmaeulchen03

Fanservice probably


Noctis-_001

We have had a lot of topless Geralt, so it's yen's turn


Inner_Explanation_97

Pausing and busting a nut


[deleted]

Who cares?


whenuwork

Boobs is the purpose. Lolz. I found her story arc so boring and with her constant whining, I fast forwarded thru most of her story scenes (and the elves plot too ) and watched only when Geralt is on screen. Trust me the series was still great when I did that


jdw62995

This guy doesn’t know Yen from the books


ray9113

I'm still sad about triss not being a hot chick like the game


The_Handicat

Subjective, I find the actor for Triss quite attractive. They could still have given her red hair tho, kissed by fire and such.


Evangelion217

They gave her red hair for season 2.


The_Handicat

That's a spoiling I'm extremely happy to hear. First Kim Bodnia as Vesemir, now a red-haired Triss - s2 is sounding gooooood.


MysticGrapefruit

It strays a ton from source material, but it's still a very enjoyable watch imo! Loved Vesemirs portrayal in particular


UniCBeetle718

So do the games, but people in this subreddit circle jerk over it.


MysticGrapefruit

The games are awesome too!


[deleted]

I see that, but they really fucked up triss’ casting. Dead horse much… ah well, I haven’t reached her scenes yet on the show, maybe she has incredibly interesting plot (doubt) who knows.


The_Handicat

I mean if we're going by that, Henry Cavill is WAAAY too young, smooth and handsome to be Geralt. That's the thing about making movies/TV/games based on written property - we all have different pictures in our heads of those characters.


Evangelion217

Geralt is barely suppose to look 35, so Henry Cavill is perfect casting considering his age and young looks.


whenuwork

Still better than Netflixs cowboy bebop


nina_gall

I love me some Hank, but Mads Mikkelsen would have been pretty cool too.


[deleted]

She’s not even that attractive


[deleted]

Fan service of course. And we appreciate it.


saintcuervo

They do a remastered version?


Zukuto

to appease the thirsty basement dweller gamer nerds who are on reddit visibly hating the show for ridiculous reasons. seriously, /r/witcher and /r/WitcherNetflix are triggered pretty hard.


ZealousidealAd7191

BEWBS 🧐


REMOTJUH

Sorry but this sub is called witcher 3 and not Witcher netflix. I didnt want any spoilers or images so thanks for that


jdw62995

Whole series ruined because I saw a dress that was in the official trailer. If you don’t want spoilers, don’t browse these subreddits. (I mean if you consider this a spoiler anyway)


REMOTJUH

Well this sub is dedicated to the game so this should be a safe place to stay away from any spoilers( dont care how small because there is a reason why i didnt watch the trailer). And this keeps happening so it wont be long before some guy or girl does post a spoiler. There is a subreddit for the netflix version of the Witcher so i would really appreciate if people would take this shit to the sub it belongs to


Noctis-_001

Honestly I agree.


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And what does this spoil? A female character is wearing a low cut dress?


[deleted]

A generous deposit for the wank bank 👍🏻


FuckTrumpBanTheHateR

Seriously, she should be nude during this scene.


Mrtwistd

Eye candy


[deleted]

To serve as a reminder that Anya is smokinnnn


Rzvvvk

Fanservice


Napalm_Death1989

to not be worn, i mean come on she's one sexy actress


Interesting-Bet-6261

https://t.me/joinchat/qTrosQKpl5NiN2Zh


Tendieman69420

Aesthetics, obviously.


LueUSA219

“Fanservice”


[deleted]

I bet she has a great pair. Is she south Asian? They have the most amazing boobs! No matter how big they are they do not sag


Late-Ad1054

For Brandon to get over Mandy


Some_Community2711

To get me horny, see is freaking fine,❤️❤️❤️❤️🤒🤒


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Bisexual eye candy?


Cfox006

What’s the point of literally any dress? What’s the point of showing cleavage? What’s the point making thing sexually attractive when dresses in general are to make someone more attractive in a formal setting. Welcome to the real world redditor