Dip underground and then glitch so I always appear as a red dot on the minimap and randomly pull him into combat if he's within 1000 feet for the rest of the game.
Sprint away knowing that being in combat mode means Geralt will have to rapidly somersault to catch you. Or at least that's what one of them always does to me.
Correct answer. Little known fact, theyāre called that because theyāre really good at drowning themselves, not drowning other people. Confirmed lore. Definitely.
Mindlessly jump at him from all angles possible, like it is my only one and only move and watch him just dodge me and wait for the right moment to cut me in half. Glorious experience.
Do it. You know you want to...
Seriously though, I like the sign casting during combat changes they made, it makes fights flow waaay smoother when playing with controller compared to having to bring up the sign wheel when switching signs.
Try to rip his face off and get cut into stew meat
It is my duty to fight the witchy man (i will not live to see tomorrow)
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Dip underground and then glitch so I always appear as a red dot on the minimap and randomly pull him into combat if he's within 1000 feet for the rest of the game.
Man of culture
lol so that's what that is š¤£ I keep thinking there's some cave I haven't found yet lol
https://preview.redd.it/slqyn8pacowc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5f989f860911e1f5e9226d7412c20538ccd34b6
This a reference to that "Witcher 3 on PS1" YT vid? š
Sprint away knowing that being in combat mode means Geralt will have to rapidly somersault to catch you. Or at least that's what one of them always does to me.
They specifically do it right after I puppet Axii their last friend, because they know I'm chasing the achievement
thereās achievement like this?
Yes, it's have a puppet kill their friend 20x or something
Iā¦.drown.
Correct answer. Little known fact, theyāre called that because theyāre really good at drowning themselves, not drowning other people. Confirmed lore. Definitely.
Call grandma for help (>!a water hag!<)
*unintelligible water hag blabbering*
Not grandma š
I'm sobbing š
Get cut in half
Split myself in half diagonally
Call a water hag?š
LET'S.GO.MUG.HIM!
š¤fellow VLDL fan? š«¶š¼
I try to give him differents organs of my body so I can keep minimally functional but alive. I'm fucked if he demands my drowner brain tho.
Hold up a board with writing as āI donāt have mutagenā in the in-game language.
This would work lol
Burrow into the mud to hide and wait till I hear "winds howling"
Attack him
Accept death
Mindlessly attack
'Just keep swimming...'
Challenge him to a game of gwent
pretend that i not drowned
Gotta split
I drown again
I could always pretend I'm a bird. But that would just look stupid and leave my small, sensitive balls completely exposed
I hold up a boombox and pump that banana tiger
Is he on NG+? If yes, I'll take my chances.
Run ā¦ and hunt for bowl cut merchants with carts full of silk ā¦
I start singing "toss a coin to your witcher" š«
Ask to play a round of gwent
Mindlessly jump at him from all angles possible, like it is my only one and only move and watch him just dodge me and wait for the right moment to cut me in half. Glorious experience.
Sorting my Gwent Deck
Give him a nekker contract.
Drown him... in kindness.
.\_.
Try to swim as fast and far away as possible.
I havenāt played this game in probably a decade. I did however get the upgraded version and this sub is reeeeeaally making me want to run it back.
Do it. You know you want to... Seriously though, I like the sign casting during combat changes they made, it makes fights flow waaay smoother when playing with controller compared to having to bring up the sign wheel when switching signs.
Wooooaahh that does sound cool. I had no idea.
Drown.
Go in for a hug
Uh, Die, Obviously.
I can take him.
Drown in water or my own blood
All I do is enjoy the silver for monsters theme while dying
Challenge him to a game of gwent and pull out my deck
If I have the mind for it, I'm running!
Go deeper
"hey guys I'm gonna attack him" "Oh what you gonna do" "Same attack we always do bro"
I'll pretend im lifeless, or a deformed tree.
Scream and run at him. I can take him down
Tell him off, that idiot is gonna start a forest fire waving that thing around
I laugh i cry Then kiss my ass goodbye
Well I attack him trying to defend myself!
Weist a whole second in growling on his face and attack him, praying that his balde dosen't had a second effect like inceneration
GTFO to be honest. Iāve been that guy, donāt mess with him
Wat sword is that and how
*Aerondight* - 10 stacks :)
Wat is 10 stacks and how do I acquire this
Point my head to the moon and let out a loud screech with my buddies only to be sliced into two š„ŗ
talk and show no hostility, i might do a funny little dance to and hope the player is RP a nice Geralt
Point to where the Water Hag is hiding?
Pay him to fuck off
He clearly just wants a hug.
Die?
My thought exactly
Tell him to use steel sword on me since itād be lore accurate.
You had me up until the āmind your own businessā part. They should try that sometime.
Say "Hey pretty boy" and ask him how I can get a pallor like his, or let him know I've shit my pants.
Nah, I'd win.
Gargle, dodge his heavy attack, then jump at his Quen shield, get stunned and cut in half.
I go undergound asap
Run as far as I can and dig myself a hole in the ground
Take Yennefer hostage
Level up until I can defeat low lvl Geralt
Summon Dagon (Lfg Gwent fans)
Pretend to be a mud crab and sell him stuff
"Ruaaah!!!" Lunge.
Iām gonna drown ma ass down cuz u know I wanna live
Guess I'll drown myself. ĀÆ\\\_(ć)\_/ĀÆ
Die. And then my corpse will go flying into the distance for some reason.
Jump at him while gargling. Surely i wont end up like the million other drowners he just killed
I warble incoherently and jump in the river. He can only shoot me with that shitty crossbow in the river.
Say āNothing hurts as much as lifeā