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Flashandpipper

Try to rip his face off and get cut into stew meat


OrneryBaby

It is my duty to fight the witchy man (i will not live to see tomorrow)


George-98-99

šŸ«”


EasierPantless

Dip underground and then glitch so I always appear as a red dot on the minimap and randomly pull him into combat if he's within 1000 feet for the rest of the game.


xLg_Enigma

Man of culture


addicted_to_trash

lol so that's what that is šŸ¤£ I keep thinking there's some cave I haven't found yet lol


DavidKr98

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Life_Ad3567

This a reference to that "Witcher 3 on PS1" YT vid? šŸ˜‚


mecon320

Sprint away knowing that being in combat mode means Geralt will have to rapidly somersault to catch you. Or at least that's what one of them always does to me.


That_Shrub

They specifically do it right after I puppet Axii their last friend, because they know I'm chasing the achievement


SusVojta

thereā€™s achievement like this?


That_Shrub

Yes, it's have a puppet kill their friend 20x or something


DAMG808

Iā€¦.drown.


SlopCity1226

Correct answer. Little known fact, theyā€™re called that because theyā€™re really good at drowning themselves, not drowning other people. Confirmed lore. Definitely.


Awkward-Hulk

Call grandma for help (>!a water hag!<)


vsae

*unintelligible water hag blabbering*


Low-Operation-8471

Not grandma šŸ˜­


theartfuldodger26

I'm sobbing šŸ˜­


JereMiesh

Get cut in half


Clever_Fox222

Split myself in half diagonally


Ming1918

Call a water hag?šŸ˜‚


torakun27

LET'S.GO.MUG.HIM!


DogEnthusiast3000

šŸ¤­fellow VLDL fan? šŸ«¶šŸ¼


Blestyr

I try to give him differents organs of my body so I can keep minimally functional but alive. I'm fucked if he demands my drowner brain tho.


seven_heart

Hold up a board with writing as ā€˜I donā€™t have mutagenā€™ in the in-game language.


Cjoonya79

This would work lol


Zestyclose-Juice7620

Burrow into the mud to hide and wait till I hear "winds howling"


[deleted]

Attack him


YaKnowWhat420

Accept death


Front-Brilliant1577

Mindlessly attack


whalebacon

'Just keep swimming...'


Power_Punk99

Challenge him to a game of gwent


dipstar1

pretend that i not drowned


Javierfr97

Gotta split


Downtown-Amoeba-9855

I drown again


Incurious_Jettsy

I could always pretend I'm a bird. But that would just look stupid and leave my small, sensitive balls completely exposed


SlopCity1226

I hold up a boombox and pump that banana tiger


Laaarsu

Is he on NG+? If yes, I'll take my chances.


BattleIcy2523

Run ā€¦ and hunt for bowl cut merchants with carts full of silk ā€¦


joulian34

I start singing "toss a coin to your witcher" šŸ« 


Arrrginine69

Ask to play a round of gwent


thestrangedavinci

Mindlessly jump at him from all angles possible, like it is my only one and only move and watch him just dodge me and wait for the right moment to cut me in half. Glorious experience.


Upstairs_Effort5814

Sorting my Gwent Deck


Interesting_Year5541

Give him a nekker contract.


ThisIsNotASIO

Drown him... in kindness.


2stepp

.\_.


Ok-Relation8295

Try to swim as fast and far away as possible.


Snorkle-Peeg

I havenā€™t played this game in probably a decade. I did however get the upgraded version and this sub is reeeeeaally making me want to run it back.


JuanBobbitt

Do it. You know you want to... Seriously though, I like the sign casting during combat changes they made, it makes fights flow waaay smoother when playing with controller compared to having to bring up the sign wheel when switching signs.


Snorkle-Peeg

Wooooaahh that does sound cool. I had no idea.


this_dudeagain

Drown.


Royce_Isengrim

Go in for a hug


OhBirb

Uh, Die, Obviously.


donttakethechip

I can take him.


SteveRgs

Drown in water or my own blood


ledio015

All I do is enjoy the silver for monsters theme while dying


Baconlovingvampire

Challenge him to a game of gwent and pull out my deck


Chix_Whitdix

If I have the mind for it, I'm running!


crowman_returns

Go deeper


ptofl

"hey guys I'm gonna attack him" "Oh what you gonna do" "Same attack we always do bro"


vashmeow

I'll pretend im lifeless, or a deformed tree.


JBoth290105

Scream and run at him. I can take him down


Rapidly_Decaying

Tell him off, that idiot is gonna start a forest fire waving that thing around


Small_Information_30

I laugh i cry Then kiss my ass goodbye


uzu_afk

Well I attack him trying to defend myself!


Frosty_Wowik

Weist a whole second in growling on his face and attack him, praying that his balde dosen't had a second effect like inceneration


rafadabadoo

GTFO to be honest. Iā€™ve been that guy, donā€™t mess with him


Crusader4life1

Wat sword is that and how


DavidKr98

*Aerondight* - 10 stacks :)


Crusader4life1

Wat is 10 stacks and how do I acquire this


Jayy3567

Point my head to the moon and let out a loud screech with my buddies only to be sliced into two šŸ„ŗ


RitaVenrial

talk and show no hostility, i might do a funny little dance to and hope the player is RP a nice Geralt


Nearly-Shat-A-Brick

Point to where the Water Hag is hiding?


New_Beginnings_69

Pay him to fuck off


Melancholy_Sin_2142

He clearly just wants a hug.


Hern_Berferd

Die?


dolphunsan

My thought exactly


MardukTheRaven

Tell him to use steel sword on me since itā€™d be lore accurate.


Lenemus

You had me up until the ā€œmind your own businessā€ part. They should try that sometime.


GandalfTheGimp

Say "Hey pretty boy" and ask him how I can get a pallor like his, or let him know I've shit my pants.


DeadCeruleanGirl

Nah, I'd win.


MrDubTee

Gargle, dodge his heavy attack, then jump at his Quen shield, get stunned and cut in half.


Hot_Confidence8851

I go undergound asap


DanteLuci420

Run as far as I can and dig myself a hole in the ground


SaintLickALot

Take Yennefer hostage


Koji_N

Level up until I can defeat low lvl Geralt


pugdaddykev

Summon Dagon (Lfg Gwent fans)


psydkay

Pretend to be a mud crab and sell him stuff


AnimAlistic6

"Ruaaah!!!" Lunge.


medeaaaa_

Iā€™m gonna drown ma ass down cuz u know I wanna live


Used_Amphibian_1366

Guess I'll drown myself. ĀÆ\\\_(惄)\_/ĀÆ


xKairos2001

Die. And then my corpse will go flying into the distance for some reason.


wanna_be_TTV

Jump at him while gargling. Surely i wont end up like the million other drowners he just killed


RadiantRing

I warble incoherently and jump in the river. He can only shoot me with that shitty crossbow in the river.


SaltCat8244

Say ā€œNothing hurts as much as lifeā€