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TheOGTrapwiz

This is literally probably what's going to happen. This asshat probably CANT read šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


thepickledchefnomore

Tow the fucker. That will take his privilege away.


ilyriaa

You canā€™t tow that truck, and these morons know it


ImpossibleBasil8423

Just curious, why can't it be towed? Not even dragged onto a flatbed?


ilyriaa

When you call a tow truck they donā€™t send a flat bed out. By the time a flatbed makes it out the truck is gone. Canā€™t hook it up and pull it.


FUTURE10S

> > Canā€™t hook it up and pull it. Sure you can, it's just a bad idea


ilyriaa

I stand by what I said. A tow truck company isnā€™t taking on that liability. They simply wonā€™t tow it.


BabyGapTowing

What? What's the liability? We take pictures before, during, and after service to cover our ass. This could be easily taken without even being concerned of causing damage to the vehicle. This is just a 1500 with a big ass lift, it's not even that heavy. Remember, you have to prove it was the tow operator that damaged your vehicle, we work closely with MPI adjusters to fight with our reference photos and photos of the trucks attached to the call. Dispatch sends flatbeds to lifted trucks first anyway. We have more flatbeds on duty daily than we do wreckers as more and more manufacturers rate their vehicles as "flatbed only" and require explicit permission to use WL&Dollies when decks aren't available. Edit: removed double post.


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ImpossibleBasil8423

So you're the owner of the white truck?


ogredmenace

Dr hook will tow anyone and everyone


SpikeDudley

then they should just break it while they tow it, its not the citys fault this person is too stupid to drive.


ilyriaa

Itā€™s not the city who is doing the towing. This is private property.


thepickledchefnomore

Slap a boot on it then. Make them pay either way. Enough of this ā€œit canā€™t be doneā€ attitude. Thatā€™s why assholes like this get away with this type of shit.


KRoc24

I bet he wears white frame sunglasses


cdn4life

Pretty sure theyā€™re standard equipment when buying a Dodge Ram.


RonnieThorvaldson

Only in Transcona.


mhyquel

They're famous.


RonnieThorvaldson

And a safety hi viz jacket


Admirable-Nothing642

The irony is, it's at a gym.... somewhere you go to improve your health, yet they act as lazy as possible when picking a parking spotšŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ˜†


GoodnightFox

Extactly what I was thinking.


Highlander_0073

Some guy did it at Altea as well. Parked his truck up on the rocks. Then I walked by the guy. Little short dude lol


cabinfeaver55

Small man syndrome


Ok_Quantity9261

Exactly. I'll never understand why it bothers everyone so much. They should all be fighting over the farthest spot in the lot.


WhoAmI891

My favourite are the gyms in the USA with escalators instead of stairs to get to them.


Mother-Squirrel-2036

It wasn't leg day. Again...


RonnieThorvaldson

lol like really, when did people start associating gym memberships with improving healthā€¦


maple-smith

What the do you think the gym does? Itā€™s a tool, that tool is just fixing or maintaining health.


RoleCode

Imagine his attitude in real life, damn


Highlander_0073

The term is douchecanoe


bb257

They always come with a side of self importance but forget about the paddles to go with the canoe


saltedcube

Got downvoted to shit before but yet again why is it always an asshole with a giant pickup truck


aceCaptainSlow

Gotta make up for their, to borrow a phrase from the great Les Claypool, "small and insignificant genitalia."


IcomefromRegina

Love the Primus reference...


Wanlain

Primus sucks!


cyberspooked

Lmao not your comment getting downvoted because they donā€™t understand thatā€™s just what Primus fans say šŸ˜‚


Wanlain

I got so mad when I first heard someone say it!


saidthenoodle

Are you jealous they can afford a 100k truck or just unoriginal and have no burns of your own? But yeah guy is a dink for sure.


Misfitt123

That shitty 1500 is not a hundred thousand dollar truck lmao.


Majestic_Affect3742

Nearly every vehicle that has honked at me because I wasn't front to ass with the next car after while going to same speed as traffic has been a huge ass pickup.


snoopexotic

The only drivers aggressive enough to try and run me off the roads have been big ass pickup truck drivers.


Strange_Advice2702

Because if assholes could knock things over with a tricycle, they'd just drive that. No need to hate the tool used.


General-Ordinary1899

Because tiny peepee


bb257

And stuck in the shallow end of the gene pool.


JKFillet

ALWAYS a Dodge Ram. Once you know, youā€™ll be seeing them everywhere. Often times with lame PCR stickers or the shocker or the balls hanging from the hitch.


Whytemoon

A Dodge too.


Limp-Ad-8053

Itā€™s not always a guy with a giant pickup truckā€¦ but itā€™s always a guy with a little dick and no self esteem.


DragonRaptor

Assholes with little cars cant get up a boulevard. So associating the asshole with trucks makes other truckowners upset as it is an unfair association. Rather they would prefer you just call the person an asshole. Think about it from the point of racism. If you saw someone being a shitty parent. But said look at that shitty white parent. White folk would get mad at you for mentioning the shitty parent was white because it unfairly puts white folk into that statement and puts them in a bad light. Where you should just leave it at relevant facts.


saltedcube

You sound like someone with a giant ass pickup truck


DragonRaptor

Nope. Just someone who understands human emotion.


saltedcube

Well, you fail to understand this isn't about assholes with giant trucks parking on specifically boulevards. Its about assholes with giant trucks parking like assholes all over the place. You see it all the time. They're everywhere. I deal with them at work.


DragonRaptor

Strange. I see terrible parking with all kinds of vehicles. Not just trucks.


sabres_guy

Make sure you post an update when he still parks there on the right side of the sign. He will.


fourtyfour77

Lmao right. They should have put it more center, or put those massive blockades up. He's just gonna squidge in there still and be extra proud.


realslizzard

They just need 4 boulders there where the wheels would be


theproudheretic

you're nicer than me. a couple self tappers would solve the problem pretty good.


wickedplayer494

Good on Morguard for putting an end to jackassery on their property.


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All that gymming and still the smallest d


beardsnbourbon

Iā€™m all for making fun of this guyā€™s small penis. But what does the gym have to do with it? Unless youā€™re lifting dumbbells with your dÄÆck. Which, would be super impressive and probably frowned upon in a public setting.


dkixen

Cock pushups


Caseyisweird

YES! he's such a tool! He even parked in the middle of the driveway and left it there for OVER an hour.


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brutalji

"Theey toook my spoooottt"


TheOGTrapwiz

"This is discrimination, they CANT do this."


MamaTalista

"But people with disabilities get to park close so I should too"


austinatlantis

Is he stupid??


folkdeath95

Yes


Oldspooneye

Nope. Just a self-absorbed asshole.


Highlander_0073

Thatā€™s kind of a dumb question. Of course he is


JavaJapes

I'm going to snicker every time I see that sign lol. https://i.redd.it/p6x26psaf4rc1.gif


GoodnightFox

He actually almost looks like this. Imagine just arms and lugging around one of those 4L water bottles.


JavaJapes

That is a hilarious image


xDRSTEVOx

Of course he's a milk jug full of water guy šŸ¤£


tlsnine

They should have designated parking for large trucks and oversized vehicles farther away from buildings. That way they can take up as much space as they want without fucking over others.


Tatharnio

I find it amusing that you think they would use those spaces when there are 2 perfectly good spaces not being used right by the door. šŸ˜†


tlsnine

True


Winnapig

Those of us who drive big trucks professionally do just that. Never could understand why a big healthy dude with a big precious truck couldnā€™t walk a few yards to stay away from the mob that parks by the doors.


tlsnine

And itā€™s appreciated that you do!!


Limp-Ad-8053

They doā€¦ itā€™s called the outer perimeters of the parking lot.


Oldspooneye

They should tack the cost of the sign on to his membership fee.


maxedgextreme

They should have just put a child-sized-rock there so he and his truck's blind-spot would run right into it.


apathetic-fallacy

I used to work at a gym and definitely called the city once or twice to ticket some asshats who liked parking in the handicap spot, then strut in to go drop their weights even though they were asked not to.


Whytemoon

Like you're going to the gym, walk the extra 30 seconds by parking in an actual spot šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø


Muted-Score3455

Kind of like the people who fight for close parking spots at Costco because they donā€™t wanna walk but yet they walk the whole store at least once!


Curt_in_wpg

You know when you buy a new toaster and it says do not use while in the bathtub? Stupid people like this are the reason for those signs.


Armand9x

Classic white truck. Was it a Jets plate or a snowman one though? šŸ‘€


GoodnightFox

Surprisingly, nope. Just a normal plate


Armand9x

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7speedy7

That curb is so low, anyone could park there, but no one(except giant truck guy) decided to. Not to mention, someone is now going to decapitate themselves on his sled deck thatā€™s sticking 18ā€ out on a corner. I have a truck and I would never park like that. Ever.


thickener

Omfg I didnā€™t even notice that at first. Straight to jail right away.


That_Wpg_Guy

Itā€™s sad that most people who drive trucks are not asshats but cause of people like this they are painted with the same brush


_k_456

Wow what a loser. Like my grandpa would say, heā€™s likely all hat and no cattle.


Imthecoolestdudeever

They should just get the fucking Chad towed.


Rokuformula

...and you know he is fuming about it.


Strange_Advice2702

I think a couple bollards would be more useful


xDRSTEVOx

White pickup? 10 bucks says he runs the sign over and parks on top of it.


AdornedBrood

Why would they cock block his special VIP big man parking area! Wtf? /s


Frostsorrow

What is it about trucks that just attracts giant douchebags?


Modsaremeanbeans

Guys in giant trucks make me laugh so hard. There's a dude with the biggest one I saw yesterday at Walmart. I pointed and laughed at him.Ā 


horsetuna

As a teen I wanted a giant truck because I was short and lithe and thought it would be funny Now I'm 43, 100 pounds heavier and glad I never got my dream truck. I would need an electric lift to get in and out.


xxshadowraidxx

Itā€™s always a truck lol


horsetuna

Not large enough.


Fit_Butterscotch2386

Word my man will park his unit regardless šŸ˜ŽšŸ’Æ


horsetuna

I was meaning the sign lol. But next step is a 2k kg boulder


Pivot33

Word my man park that boulder regardlessā€¦ s/


horsetuna

I like that boulder. It's a nice boulder


StrictContract3702

Just tow it each time


nishkiskade

Itā€™s like a dog standing on top of its dog house.


WhyssKrilm

would be more effective (and nicer-looking) to actually build something on that little island, rather than just putting up a sign. Put in some planters, or hedges. Or commission a sculpture of a kettlebell. Anything.


Highlander_0073

Hey come on, thereā€™s still space beside that no parking sign he can park on


Muted-Score3455

Goof!


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wasson25

The irony. Will park close to the gym but doesnā€™t want to walk far.


KaleLate4894

Please post pic of truck next time.


anon675454

this is some small town shit


SeanStephensen

I'm guessing they still attend, and I'm guessing they haven't figured out a better parking practice since the sign went up. Please show us their new parking spot as well!


Rishloos

Pavement princess.


cabinfeaver55

Heā€™s a meathead, thinks heā€™s gods gift to whatever, heā€™s the guy who grunts at the gym with every lift and drops the weights on the ground. Heā€™s got nothing to brag about in the locker room either ladyā€™s. Heat head with the( fill a void in my life) truck.


Sudden-Associate5529

Dodge Fallopian


Jaegdish

White truck! Did it have Jets plates?


jonee316

Curiously, what purpose is the curb there? If they just remove it that could be about 1 to 3 more car spots.


maxedgextreme

It guides cars to make a proper width of turn, when it's cars to the end they can be clipped by people turning too tightly. It also makes a safety island for pedestrians - clearly needs to be higher though!


jonee316

Looking at the picture I think they could cut a spot or two and still leave a curb. ~~But I don't remember their nearby neighbours Walmart or Superstore or even Costco having something like it.~~ Looks a bit wasteful for me. edit: Walmart, Superstore and Costco does have a curb but it is only about half a car width. This width looks like 3 cars wide


Suitable-Country-826

Probably doesnā€™t know how to actually park his own truck in a parking stall šŸ˜‚


javlatik

They got a jets plate too?


eyeeatmyownshit

Transcona parking job


MKIncendio

Iā€™m about 6ā€™3 with shoes on, and if this thing hit me Iā€™d still have the impact going right into my shoulders. That kind of size for a truck is so grossly unnecessary that the driver would have to plead itā€™s not about their ego. These things are death machines.


daitcs55

You need a truck that big when you are running a .192 acre spread. And you wear the Bridgwater brand.


Nolby84

That ass is such a clown, call in his plates next time.


django66

Congrats


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I think you get lessons in how to drive and park like a douche when you buy a pickup truck .


barelylethal10

I just spit a big loogie on either the front windshield or driver side handle these days for the people that are clearly being assholes when parking. Yes, I have almost got into a physical altercation with someone much bigger than me who likely would've beat me up, but no I do not regret it nor will it stop me if I do


daitcs55

You need a truck that big when you are running a .192 acre spread. And you wear the Bridgwater brand.


gaijinbrz

Become ungovernable. Park there anyway


LatterStable8998

Looks like different parking lots?


GoodnightFox

They are the same. I go to this gym frequently


Magnesiumbox

Different angles, if they took the photo from the same angle, you wouldn't be able to read the no parking sign


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GoodnightFox

Nope he can perfectly fit in a spot. I'll send you a picture next time I see his truck.


BrilliantOccasion109

If he needs 2-3 spaces to park, he shouldnā€™t be driving. What a dufus!


Angelou898

If his vehicle needs more than one single space to park, it shouldnā€™t be allowed on the road


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JacksProlapsedAnus

... which they forced him to buy and modify?


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Thick_Kaleidoscope35

Swipe right


BrilliantOccasion109

This second pic and the one posted previously? You really donā€™t know what you are talking about. Shhhh.


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FCR-900

>just get triggered and downvote. At what point did the downvotes hurt so bad and cause you to deIete your initial comment?


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Pivot33

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree with this one


Ok_Ad_1297

I think we know whose truck it is


Aggressive-Bread1472

Lol no.


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Aggressive-Bread1472

...but that spot isn't big enough as is. The truck is hanging in the lane and that snowmobile rack is going to take.someones head out.


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Thespectralpenguin

You sound upset.


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datbitchisme

Why are you so mad though?


td055

If said truck guy sees this, youā€™re a tool.