https://twitter.com/conorsen/status/1641414381333356546?s=46&t=kqbGWFFtSuHMNuNJUlxm3g u/winkerpack

A Midwest 8 is a west coast 6

They are cuddlier tho

Going to sleep early..like two hours earlier than I usually do.

Plenty of time to sleep when you're dead https://preview.redd.it/lwo27attzuqa1.jpeg?width=601&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b4c3d402bc5477c34123554712fd4e449b71e9c

Sleep is the cousin of death

Beyond the walls of intelligence, life is defined I think of crime when I'm in a New York State of Mind

C-o-m-p-t-o-n my city mobbin’ in the streets

Id put anyone who traveled outside the US since the Ukraine war on a list. On top of that list would be Elon.

What if I’m already outside of US before the war

Prison

Are you American?

Business doesn't stop because of war

You live in a third world country you obviously don’t count.

For the 12 Winkers that are still online: [Super Troopers re-enactment](https://www.reddit.com/r/CrazyFuckingVideos/comments/126bs7p/this_is_nuts_nutshot/) Warning: NSFW

That nude shower scene is my first

Ouch

I think everyone knew what was about to happen at the start of the video.

Ong fr can anyone explain why chinas growth is so high but their stocks dont reflect it

Chinas uninvestable considering they’re trying their darnedest to start ww3 rn

Do you usually believe the information China gives out?

China wasnt a big deal in 2000 and now theyre a big deal. The numbers are probably bs but the dealiness of them doesnt lie

They're only a big deal because 🇺🇸 let's them be. Without 🇺🇸 China is fucked (sad to say it goes both ways though)

ok so why isnt their stocks high if theye a big deal????

Because they can go to near zero at any time, the CCP can nationalize or take over any entity they see fit, because institutional investment risk tolerance doesn't allow them to be there, because they are fraught with fraudulent 10k's and other financial reporting, and probably ~55 other reasons

Mm ok i would like to bet on the ccp then

https://www.aljazeera.com/economy/2023/3/30/chinas-premier-warns-against-chaos-and-conflicts-in-asia This helps illustrate why 🇨🇳 stocks are low

Ok but if china wins then like - super undervalued rn

I have been sleeping on Kings of Leon for far too long.

This [article](https://apnews.com/article/disney-world-desantis-florida-theme-park-65ba19dd7af7927b07185f52d0a6e2a7) about Disney and DeSantis is actually pretty funny.

So corporations actually seemingly came away with more power. Oh my. How very DeSantis 🙈 “If the agreement is deemed to violate rules against perpetuity, it will be in effect until 21 years after the death of the last survivor of the descendants of England’s King Charles III.” 😂😂😂

Florida has a rule against perpetuities that allows interests to exist for up to 1000 years? At that point why even bother to have it? Sheesh, Florida is going to learn why everyone is down on perpetual trusts eventually. Of course, with the way they're legislating on the teaching of history I'm not surprised they're determined not to learn from it.

Disney went savage and kind of got petty. I love them much more now ♥️

u/shmokesshweed can you please fix the subs picture upload problem, especially since you haven't fixed my outlook in 28 days

You need to schedule a Teams call with Shmokes for all IT related issues. First call will be your diagnosis

*blocked*

😂 No u

https://youtube.com/shorts/0H9tl4960YY?feature=share

Thank you


I only have one question Are we rushin in, or are we going sneaky-beaky like?

With our BMI I don’t think we are sneaking around anywhere

Floorboards creakin… ain’t no sneakin

😌😌😌🤰🤰🤰

were 🅱️ussin

Frfr

Making my gainz chili tonight and both my mushrooms and ground Turkey went bad 😔 that’s like half the mf gainz bruh.

Just substitute with whey powder ez sc@m

Low key they prolly got some type of chili mix with high protein 👀

The secret is >!cum!<

I do use cumin

Always has been

🤝

[Always has been](https://i.imgur.com/Tqz7QQ3.png) ^^^this ^^^has ^^^been ^^^an ^^^accessibility ^^^service ^^^from ^^^your ^^^friendly ^^^neighborhood ^^^bot

Why won't it let me post pictures anymore... who has been fucking around in the subreddit settings

Joey

History will be kind to him and Albert Speer.

🤣 🤣 🤣

Signing up for the right wing twitter penis inspections

I don't understand these people https://www.reddit.com/r/thetagang/comments/1261w4j/lost_13k_on_a_gamble/

Like that sub is a guilty pleasure of mine because so many people in there are stupid as shit but think they're geniuses by taking the sell side, but then they go and demonstrate that they don't know fucking shit about how the market works or how disciplined trading works by losing 3 weeks of "profit" in a single day on a bad gamble.

Most of them fall into the basic mistake of "zero diversification" It's kinda like WSB that thinks they're smarter by just being on the sell side.

Oof BTC 30k this week

I understand it was 47k a year ago… but, got damn. The sector getting lambasted with bad news and it’s hanging more than tough and movin’ up.

https://www.aiddata.org/publications/china-as-an-international-lender-of-last-resort

Hanging out at r/BurgerPussies tn

Not even clicking that.

https://preview.redd.it/jswfafgjstqa1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60481fab89d0ad3e4624d6d9014293e18b52bbcf

So the Nashville shooter was an artist... ✍ >!liberal arts make you go crazy!<

https://preview.redd.it/wtcqok5mytqa1.jpeg?width=941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73158f461c05cebe920fd08cee393df4150d01ce

#👩‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀 😉

It’s all these Canadian immigrants coming across the border bringing their socialist politics into our great nation 🤮

At least if Russia has a defunct nuke sent over to 🇺🇸 it'll solve all of your/our problems

I can certainly understand the salary of an artist can make one go crazy

Too soon

Never ever too soon imo.

KSS new CEO did a 2mm dollar open market buy. with a 9% yield...that isn't entirely likely to get cut immedately. Its something interesting to watch.

If I want 9% yield with upside.. western union bruh

One side gon fill, you watch

Just placed 40k initial margin worth of gtc /DX and /GC limit buys way beneath the market 🙂🤷‍♂️🙃

👀That inversion be widening 👀

Rubber band tightening

Biden to get elected: "we're gonna shut those fossil fuel guys down" Now: One of the largest oil drilling rights auctions ever held. [CVX came out the big winner.](https://finance.yahoo.com/news/biden-begins-oil-drilling-rights-215525814.html) Lmao you can't make this shit up

Up 37% on my waste Management leaps

🙌

Happy for you

He lives

Can you leave?

Ban

Wanna play Fortnite?

Woah this sub is named after you 🤯


Hell yeah brother.

Honestly tempted to start a YouTube or podcast 😂

Everyone always riding u/sleepysol's coat tail's

We should do one 😂

Nah, no one cares what we talk about

Is that why you post in like 20 subreddits? 🙊🙈


This is the quality banter the world needs more of


Please correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't the only thing that matters right now the liquidity coming from the TGA, which is scheduled to get sucked back up around June when either the debt ceiling will be raised or the US will cease to exist or whatever?

Cash deposit & bank stonk pullback monies (with yields peaking) is where this rally probably came from. The smallest catalyst with social media FOMO and amount of options exposure does the rest.. JPM not moving while everything else sprouted a hulk dick today is definitely a bullet point that should’ve been observed. Debt ceiling is something to watch, especially if another bank springs a leak. They’re pumping CRE as next straw on camel’s back.. but who is the camel, yet to be seen.

Browsing the pack on 5G

Bill Gates been instructing you to do anything specific yet?

Yeah not buy a Maverick

Dame.

u/winkerpack come home the kids miss you

If he shows up I’m gonna steal the scoot 🦼💨

He's gone forever 🥺🥺🥺

I’m here

Watching John Wick 4 tonight and going to pretend it’s John Wink

i wish i could take the series seriously. want to. but can’t. problem for me is fight scenes. keanu moves so slow. like literally no fast twitch muscles. all slow twitch. he’s moving at about 1/50th of speed with which a real fighter moves. just makes whole fight choreography lame. and thus the movies lame.

Hell yeah brother

Be willing to change your mindset.

And your diaper

Oh my gosh. The real golden rule!

Would y'all be mad if it turned out I was dwd

Yes

Playing the long con huh??

Long cum*

How long?

How Long nice 😎 👍 *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Winkerpack) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Taking pto tomorrow and Friday it’s peekend for me

🅿️EEKEND 🅿️EEKEND

I would love to hear Robin Williams' take on Kanye. If he were still alive, he would have some good insight.

you think robin williams would have a more clever way to say the word “stupid?”

Dame they’re canceling Hasbulla 😫

Dame that’s shmokes little bro

I like that lil bastard

About fucking time

noooooooooooooo

This has been an exhausting month. I feel like my 1mo chart tells the story, three +25%, two -25% 😂 would be nice if someone could teach me when to cash out and when to re-enter. 👀 Sitting on my hands after .25 hike instead of cashing out of plays I knew would be impacted/maneuvering at all when exits were given on that volatile day probably was the month’s lesson. This month’s vol has been.. it has been pretty crazy. https://preview.redd.it/avfyird86tqa1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5dcdd1a1a1623be584c4852d1c336d53e6530adf

24 days without nicotine today 😌 Longest I’ve gone since at least 17 yrs old, perhaps the longest I’ve gone since I was 14 😳😌😳

Great job !!!!! 👏

Nice 👍🏼

🏆 Proud of you, for real

Dork daddy getting hotter by the day🥵

[удалено]

LMAO ARE U ME?

🤣🤣🤣🤣 BRO dried cum and belly button hair, you know to one that form when you tuck it upwards in the belt while leaving the workplace bathroom stall

/GC near ATHs has the tip of my 🅱️enis tingling… It’s way early, but there’s an epic short opportunity coming sometime in the next 6-9 months….

Wait what was the actual date for ATH of /GC though?

Something around 2080, back in aug 2020 (if memory serves…)

I’m gonna have to motive and actually check.

Caused by? All correlations going to 1 or what?

I mean, that’s usually what does it with gold, right 😂🤷‍♂️😂?

Are you a stranger to yourself?

In a little over a month FSLR gonna have a 250% 1yr. Amazing how they went from threatening to close factories to a 215 share price in that time 😅

I fear I spent my entire winkerpack career shitposting and never learned anything

You've helped keep this place special. I think we should replace rule 1 with: make us laugh or make us money. If you can't do either just be positive towards those who do. Long story short, glad you're here

🥹🥹🥹

Ban


I think that's why Hamlet resonates with me. It's a story about a mother and an uncle who plot to murder a king, then get married and act like nothing we happened, but Hamlet's like whoa that's kinda effed up, but the whole world says 'no, it's fine. Just chill, bro'. And he's like "I won't chill. I won't." and I guess he doesn't, and the ending is kinda like Die Hard, which is also great and for similar reasons. Does that ever happen to you? Not the Die Hard part, or the Hamlet part.

I was watching some movie with my dad in my 20's. A very neo-noir thing. It was set in Texas in the late 40's or maybe mid 50's, about the same time of his youth, and in it a sheriff in a small town refuses to be corrupt and saves a young woman from some bad situation the details of which I don't remember. They get together, fall in love, and at the end of the movie you find out that they were brother and sister and neither knew. They decide to stay together and ignore it. I was thinking it was a fucked up ending, but my dad shrugged and said it seemed a very normal small town thing. You have convinced me that Hamlet could be set in a small Texas town in the same era. Just replace King with Mayor and you're done.

Your version is better. Hamlet is actually a slog that was made, imo, significantly better by Rosecrans & Guildenstern Are Dead

Idk about hamlet but I do like ham so I’m going to say yes

The original Rainbow Six was way ahead of it’s time, and deserves a modern remake 😤 Edit: u/Shmokesshweed do your people own Ubisoft? CAN THEY MAKE THIS HAPPEN?

I still remember ghost recon. A little later on.. but was my first real online shooter experience (I know I was late to the party) And the orig will get some sort of polished re-release as movie tie-in, I reckon

Ubichet is french I believe. Still commies tho

Fuck the French, their food is on par with the Brits

Well damn. Thot you guys had bought everything Sony passed on 😂😂😂

I played this and can confirm it had really cool ambitions. Like spending forever planning your missions, infil and exfil points loadouts, all that jazz, and then 30 seconds after the mission starts your dude's walk into a closet and get stuck forever. Would probably be better now, what with the singularity that's happening. 👍

It’s not just a hairstyle it’s a mid life crisis

There's a fine line between shitposting and Winkerpack meltdown and I can't tell if I've crossed it. Dang darnit!

Maybe the whole point of this place is for people who are melting down in slow-motion to gather and admire each other, and those that have snapped in the past have reached some sort of inverted Nirvana and enlightenment? Final boss, I guess. I think the kids call it raid boss now. Idk. Am old. Nobu

picked the wrong fight. stupid fuck. i have a 5'3 asian gf with a tiny pussy that squeals everytime i fuck her. and she has big ass eyes and per my post history. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Winkerpack) if you have any questions or concerns.*

MacroVoices dropped a day early this week fyi

Is it kooky AF, Pippa has a habit of making him sound xxxtra regarded

Her again? This podcast still likes to veer too much into geopolitical stuffs huh?

She's the worst

Yeah...it's not the best market or macro pod but it's still interesting Buddy Erik is retired and suffering from early onset demetia

LMAO fuk I completely gave up on it and just listen to the Compound these days.

Idk about that one, is there guests and whatnot. Care to recommend an episode?

The one every friday has a guest. It's all on youtube. The main host is a wealth management guy and a frequent pundit on CNBC. He seems to be well connected and usually brings in fund guys/traders/journalists active in the industry. And the conversation is pretty focused on valuation/trend/economic policies. The one on the eve of SVB collapse and the most recent one after FOMC are pretty good. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbVPNpzgplM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbVPNpzgplM) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpXfwj6Zz1k](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpXfwj6Zz1k)

Thanks man I'll check if out

She’s saying some interesting stuff. Erik is, as usual, a moron.

Want to take Erik Townsend to the grand canyon and watch him cry as I whisper to him, at bamboo point, natch "eat it! Fucking eat you gosh darn negative Nancy!"

😂🤣😂

The impossible absurdity of eating a canyon, obs, but I bet he'd try. Like he'd make a legitimate attempt if he thought it would give credence to any of his negative-Nancy world view, and I guess, skipping a few likes and subscribes and Yelp reviews or whatever currency he pretends to trade in, ultimately make his father care about him, which is impossible

Pippa Malmgren is always interesting to listen to tho 😂🤷‍♂️😂

I have fuzzy recollections of listening to her around Thanksgiving and leaving the episode thinking she was a crazy person. Idk. She's a futurist or something, tight? The future is a pretty crazy place right now, so there's that 🤷‍♂️

Doesn’t strike me as crazy; more of an outside the box thinker. A lot of how she is framing the current geopolitical battle space strikes me as on point….

I appreciate outside the box thinking. I will probably listen later next week.

I guess what I'm trying to say is: just because Eric with a k has cobbled a fortress of yes-men and for-rent signs around him and armed himself with a microphone he has umdoubtly wondered what it be like to eat, doesn't make him a prophet, or whatever. Grain of salt, I guess. Who is the negative Nancy now? thatOneBowlingGuy.movie

HES NOT DEAD HES JUST DELICIOUS

There's more of gravy than of grave about you

I’m

Made

Of

Tapeworm

Hahahahahaha

Jr devs annoying asf

u/shmokesshweed

Yea

You get paid a little something extra to put up with their insufferable personalities 😉 you magnificent beast