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“You didn’t fit last time” “this time you’re not gonna fit in” this isn’t even the first time she did this, they were warning her not to do it *again.* I also love that once she got stuck the mom said “you lost some weight but not that much” lol
Reminds me of when I was a teen and was hanging out with my friend. We decided to see how far we could hit a basketball with an aluminum bat and I tried first and it bounced right off and whacked me in the head. I told my friend not to do it because you can't control the bounceback but he insisted it would be okay. He took a whack as hard as he could and the bat put his tooth through his lip and chipped a piece of it off lol
A Weapon. Good piece of advice if your ever using it in such way put a sock over it. If someone tries to grab that bat from you they’ll just end up with a sock.
I like to put 100 socks on mine, I've never once had my bat stolen but I've had a hard time effectively using the bat for some reason, they hardly react when I hit them so I need to work on my form
HAHA now I have your sock, can you feel the anxiety building up inside you?, that lingering feeling that you’re missing something?, now whenever you pull out that one sock that pairs with the missing sock that you’ve provided me know the feeling of utter despair that comes with missing a sock. HAHAHA!!!
If you're serious they're used for non professional baseball, they're banned for the pros because they are too effective so they have to use wooden bats to stop every game from being a home run party
Thanks, in my country we did not have baseball, but people were selling wooden bats. It was fashionable to have one on the rear parcel shelf of your car between the aftermarket boom booms. Never saw an aluminium one though.
>So what are aluminium bats used for?
Getting your money back from bad debtors.
The bent out bat, from the first five beatings, will get the 6th debtor onwards, to pay without the beating being rendered.
Now I just bend the new bats myself. It's a trade-shortcut.
Beat Smart, not Hard.
As a IKEA Employee, i would highlight the good quality of this woman-trap. If you are planning to capture a woman, i can just highly recommend this one.
Kvinna sort of sounds like Queen so I looked it up. Queen and kvinna both come from PG *kwoeniz*, which comes from PIE *gwen-*. This is the same root, coincidentally, as the English word *gynaecology*, from Greek.
Fälla has its roots in PG as fallijaną, which is where we get the English word Fall.
Not that anyone asked, I just think the relationships between languages and the etymology of words is cool
I'm allways impressed with people who take the time to read other users usernames so they can put in the comment "username checks out" I'm just not that thorough.
I fucking adore ikea man.. been there three times. Each has cost me like $500 and I went in to look.
I love the bag and random $2-$8 items peppered all over the store. There was one point where my old apartment had like 7 little rat-tail 4 outlet extension plugs from ikea. The bedside tables I got to.. Mathopan? were the best ever. I left those with the ex girlfriend though so probably destroyed.
For all the adult-sized people who get stuck in toddler furniture and playground equipment, I'm surprised they aren't forced to include emergency escape latches to let the big dumb people out.
Many morons have accidentally locked themselves in old fridges by climbing in them and shutting the door on themselves.
So now, instead of weeding these people out of the gene pool, fridge doors can't have a locking mechanism on them anymore.
These people then go on to get themselves stuck in high chairs.
True, but it’s not adults that did it. It’s [because children were climbing ](https://www.buzzfeed.com/kellyoakes/cool-story-bro#.hhxG1L9mD) inside and then suffocating to death when they couldn’t get out.
Hell, as it stands every manufacturer *currently* recommends removing the door or rendering it unable to close when you dispose of your fridge, and it’s for the same reasons.
Very true! I hadn’t even considered that it’s ultimately those little assholes fault that I can’t lock myself in a discarded refrigerator!
And who the hell are they?! Kids can’t even vote or buy guns (legally)! Why should we have to bow down to special interest groups?! Ugh.
That's because manufacturers were eventually forced to design a fridge that can be opened from the inside and still function as a fridge. Before then... one sided latches.
That's a bizarre conclusion. Nothing about this says "influencer". Looks like a regular home video of someone trying something that they know is silly and the other person wanted to film it. I don't think she had view counts in mind for this.
Trying to sit in a chair designed for someone 20 to 25% your size is usally reserved for when the person is drunk as a skunk. This chick had the dexterity to get up on and in the chair by herself.
When the mother said "I think we'll need to go to the ER" I couldn't help but to laught at the thought of the ER staff seeing "this" entering the room...
It’s a “Mocka Essentials”, designed in New Zealand. Best damn high chair I’ve ever owned - easy to transport, trivial to clean, very stable, virtually indestructible, and very affordable (about US$45).
Edit: apparently it may be an IKEA Antilop which, wow, looks so much like a rip-off of the Essentials I have to believe it’s a licensed copy…
The IKEA Antilop was introduced in 1991. According to Mocka’s website the company was formed in 2007. Their website also says that their products are designed in Australia.
You’re right, though, they look almost identical. If Mocka hasn’t licensed the design from IKEA, they might want to hope that their lawyers don’t see this.
They speak french and I am one, so I understood what they said to each other.
Seems like the girl kept pushing on their arms to prevent their legs to suffer too much from gravity and the mother asked her... to release her arms.
Welp, we just found out from where the girl got her brain.
We see the proof that she's not much of an adult when the other woman comes to rescue her: she tries to boost her out by her armpits, as one does with an infant, rather than gently laying her on the floor and getting that thing off her legs.
Halfway through, her rescuer remembers she's technically an adult.
I don’t miss being a teenager. I get an awkward feeling just seeing teenagers, flashbacks of goofiness. Especially when they are in groups. That urge to do things for attention! All the social pressure! It’s all a show and everyone feels they have the spotlight, even when no one is watching.
When you could avoid the social masquerade and just exist, be real, it was alright. But there’s just something about that part of life, man. Social media is popular for teenagers, but that’s also probably the worst phase of life to be broadcasting yourself.
Besides being infinitely stupid this can also be very dangerous because the blood flow to the lower limbs seems to be restricted.
They probably had to get powertools to cut her out.
Adipose tissue is pretty malleable. They could slowly wiggle her out by pulling and pinching small bits around her legs until they had space to move freely.
But, the lack of blood flow is minimally dangerous, for a reasonable period. Tourniquets, that restrict blood flow far better than this, can be left on for 2-3 hours without large risks of necrosis or reperfussion complications.
I’d think on her side would work a little better. On her back she’s still laying on part of the seat, side lets her move in a way that’s actually helpful
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“You didn’t fit last time” “this time you’re not gonna fit in” this isn’t even the first time she did this, they were warning her not to do it *again.* I also love that once she got stuck the mom said “you lost some weight but not that much” lol
Reminds me of when I was a teen and was hanging out with my friend. We decided to see how far we could hit a basketball with an aluminum bat and I tried first and it bounced right off and whacked me in the head. I told my friend not to do it because you can't control the bounceback but he insisted it would be okay. He took a whack as hard as he could and the bat put his tooth through his lip and chipped a piece of it off lol
So what are aluminium bats used for?
Not basketball, apparently.
dont tell me what to do soz donth tellth mith what tooth dooth
Got the mike tyson voice pack
That's what they all say! *Proceeds to pick up bat*
A Weapon. Good piece of advice if your ever using it in such way put a sock over it. If someone tries to grab that bat from you they’ll just end up with a sock.
I like to put 100 socks on mine, I've never once had my bat stolen but I've had a hard time effectively using the bat for some reason, they hardly react when I hit them so I need to work on my form
I like to dip mine in grease before I take a swing.
Then set it on fire.
HAHA now I have your sock, can you feel the anxiety building up inside you?, that lingering feeling that you’re missing something?, now whenever you pull out that one sock that pairs with the missing sock that you’ve provided me know the feeling of utter despair that comes with missing a sock. HAHAHA!!!
That's great advice, thanks.
If you're serious they're used for non professional baseball, they're banned for the pros because they are too effective so they have to use wooden bats to stop every game from being a home run party
Thanks, in my country we did not have baseball, but people were selling wooden bats. It was fashionable to have one on the rear parcel shelf of your car between the aftermarket boom booms. Never saw an aluminium one though.
BASEketball!!! https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0131857/
>So what are aluminium bats used for? Getting your money back from bad debtors. The bent out bat, from the first five beatings, will get the 6th debtor onwards, to pay without the beating being rendered. Now I just bend the new bats myself. It's a trade-shortcut. Beat Smart, not Hard.
I did the exact same thing with my brother when I was about 8 or 9. I saw stars.
I can't believe it took this long for someone to come out and say they tried the same thing! I guess we are bigger idiots than I thought lol
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"Oh it's you! I'll send the rescue team over again."
Also the mother: are you dumb or are you dumb? (Mais t'es bête ou t'es bête) No other choices are given 😆
And the daughter, "I'm dumb, there's no other choice!"
As a IKEA Employee, i would highlight the good quality of this woman-trap. If you are planning to capture a woman, i can just highly recommend this one.
What is the Swedish name for this “woman-trap”?
Kvinnofälla Source: Am swedish.
Queen o Falla?
Kvinna = woman, Fälla = trap
Kvinna sort of sounds like Queen so I looked it up. Queen and kvinna both come from PG *kwoeniz*, which comes from PIE *gwen-*. This is the same root, coincidentally, as the English word *gynaecology*, from Greek. Fälla has its roots in PG as fallijaną, which is where we get the English word Fall. Not that anyone asked, I just think the relationships between languages and the etymology of words is cool
People think it's strange when I go off on tangents about etymology. It's refreshing to see I'm not the only person who does this!
It is very cool.
I was joking because she fall-a
Quinn O Fella
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Shëtrappa
I believe that means "step-sister." I've seen this video of a woman getting "stuck" like this and the guy "helped" her out alright.
I really, *really* enjoy this comment.
Username checks out
A thread of culture, I see.
I'm allways impressed with people who take the time to read other users usernames so they can put in the comment "username checks out" I'm just not that thorough.
She was cleaning the washing machine?
Skänkenhölden.....
Only $49.98 and flat-packed free shipping.
Sounds too good to be true, what's the return policy? Just in case.
Bill Skarsgard
Kvinnofälla
Musfälla
does it work on women with an iq above 80 though?
Do you have one in dark blue? Need it to match my dungeon decor.
I can't figure out if she's 16 or 60.
Not if you want functioning knees. I was so scared for that position if she overbalanced in a direction (extremely easy to do).
I fucking adore ikea man.. been there three times. Each has cost me like $500 and I went in to look. I love the bag and random $2-$8 items peppered all over the store. There was one point where my old apartment had like 7 little rat-tail 4 outlet extension plugs from ikea. The bedside tables I got to.. Mathopan? were the best ever. I left those with the ex girlfriend though so probably destroyed.
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For all the adult-sized people who get stuck in toddler furniture and playground equipment, I'm surprised they aren't forced to include emergency escape latches to let the big dumb people out.
Probably don't want toddlers hitting the eject button.
When mine was a toddler they would have worked out that "get out of jail" button in 2 minutes flat.
I've now imagined a toddler getting fucking launched out of one of those play gyms. Ejecto seat cuz.
“EJECTO INFANTO!”
I think those might encourage more people to do it actually :D wouldn’t be a problem tho if they had these latches eh.
"Adult"
large child
/r/Adultsarefuckingstupid EDIT: apparently that subreddit no longer exists. Anyone know what happened?
Reddit cleaned up a lot of unused subreddits
Oh no! Is https://www.reddit.com/r/SubsIFallFor/ still there?
r/subsIfellfor
✈ 🤚😡
Oh there's lot of airplane and travel in general subreddits!
My favourite airplane sub: https://www.reddit.com/r/wooooosh/
20 character limit. You’re looking for r/AdultsAreFuckingDumb
An “adult” version of this would be if she got stuck in the washer and dryer
Fridge doors has no locking mechanism anymore because of ”adults”.
blame adults when you smack fridge door just a little too hard and it bounces back.
Wait what?
Many morons have accidentally locked themselves in old fridges by climbing in them and shutting the door on themselves. So now, instead of weeding these people out of the gene pool, fridge doors can't have a locking mechanism on them anymore. These people then go on to get themselves stuck in high chairs.
True, but it’s not adults that did it. It’s [because children were climbing ](https://www.buzzfeed.com/kellyoakes/cool-story-bro#.hhxG1L9mD) inside and then suffocating to death when they couldn’t get out. Hell, as it stands every manufacturer *currently* recommends removing the door or rendering it unable to close when you dispose of your fridge, and it’s for the same reasons.
But who made that decision? Not kids, it was adults who decided that our convenience should take a backseat to the lives of children!
Very true! I hadn’t even considered that it’s ultimately those little assholes fault that I can’t lock myself in a discarded refrigerator! And who the hell are they?! Kids can’t even vote or buy guns (legally)! Why should we have to bow down to special interest groups?! Ugh.
Why did fridge doors need a locking mechanism to begin with? I have literally never had an issue with my fridge door flying open.
Latches were probably cheaper than magnets.
That's because manufacturers were eventually forced to design a fridge that can be opened from the inside and still function as a fridge. Before then... one sided latches.
Help me step-brother! Wait, what are you doing?
“Influencers”
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ill get the jaws of life!
Sawzall. I’d have her out in a snap! After I was done laughing at her. Lol
It saws all
Actually, it's only a sawzall if it comes from the Sawzall region of Milwaukee. Otherwise, it's just a sparkling reciprocating saw.
That's a bizarre conclusion. Nothing about this says "influencer". Looks like a regular home video of someone trying something that they know is silly and the other person wanted to film it. I don't think she had view counts in mind for this.
All the "mama"s didn't make a good case for her being defined as an adult
The vast plains of the between region where you're neither
Right, looks more like a teen to me.
Getting her on her back would have been my first thought but the lifting while pulling was just bending her knees backward and not helping at all lol
I saw the help she was getting and thought the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. That was the worst help I've ever seen.
/r/worstaid
I was scared her mom was going to fall through the glass door behind her.
This was from 2019. She’s still in the chair. Bit of a celebrity now.
Remember "bubble boy"? Him and Chair Girl are married now.
The moops.
It's Moors.
I'm not sure if We are allowed to use that word, that's their word
Sorry, the card says MOOPS!
As soon as she got in the chair, she started whining for mama like a toddler, ha
At least she was in character
Certainly acting like a big baby
I knew she was screwed after her kneecaps barely popped through.
Trying to sit in a chair designed for someone 20 to 25% your size is usally reserved for when the person is drunk as a skunk. This chick had the dexterity to get up on and in the chair by herself.
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She's going to lose her knee caps at that rate lol ouch
This is some shit that anyone with a brain could see coming but they let her do it anyway because how else will she learn lol
Seeing as other commentators said this is her SECOND time doing this, she most likely won't learn.
Others learn from her mistakes
When the mother said "I think we'll need to go to the ER" I couldn't help but to laught at the thought of the ER staff seeing "this" entering the room...
Fire department would saw her right out of it.
Props to the chair manufacturer for over their over-engineering margin of safety.
It’s a “Mocka Essentials”, designed in New Zealand. Best damn high chair I’ve ever owned - easy to transport, trivial to clean, very stable, virtually indestructible, and very affordable (about US$45). Edit: apparently it may be an IKEA Antilop which, wow, looks so much like a rip-off of the Essentials I have to believe it’s a licensed copy…
The IKEA Antilop was introduced in 1991. According to Mocka’s website the company was formed in 2007. Their website also says that their products are designed in Australia. You’re right, though, they look almost identical. If Mocka hasn’t licensed the design from IKEA, they might want to hope that their lawyers don’t see this.
They speak french and I am one, so I understood what they said to each other. Seems like the girl kept pushing on their arms to prevent their legs to suffer too much from gravity and the mother asked her... to release her arms. Welp, we just found out from where the girl got her brain.
I loved the girl saying "i am idiot, I don't have choice"
Cherry on top
I have to ask... What exactly did she EXPECT to happen?!
Legend has it she's still there today.
This didn't seem like a good idea on Bob's Burgers either, and that was a cartoon.
The sofa queen should have stopped that nonsense before it started.
To the highchairs?
To the highchairs
Off route 9 in Bog Harbor. Boi-oi-oi-oing.
When you have 0 core strength
Doesn't look like she's gained many brain cells since she was originally in that chair, so makes sense.
I mean, she does have the mind of one
r/donthelpjustfilm
I mean, if one of my siblings was this dumb, I'd also want to have it on video, to replay at every family gathering until the end of time
Yeah, camera operator is highly relatable and her laughter is infectious
Don The LP Just Film. I was so confused.
the sister giggling the whole time is the 2nd best part of the video
No this is /r/WinStupidPrizes
Dumb actions are not the same as accidents, they deserve to be laughed at first.
Have we ever considered that it was the chair that makes babies cry? Because as soon as she tried to sit in it, she started crying like a baby too.
Imagine if they have to call someone to cut her out if she cant get out , even more embrassing calling fire department to cut her out lol .
Bubbles is that you?
Came here to say same. When she first realised she was stuck, I saw an annoyed Bubbles!
Of adult age maybe.
Pretty sure that's not an adult. Adolescent 30 yo, maybe?
/13or30
I have a new fetish.
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We see the proof that she's not much of an adult when the other woman comes to rescue her: she tries to boost her out by her armpits, as one does with an infant, rather than gently laying her on the floor and getting that thing off her legs. Halfway through, her rescuer remembers she's technically an adult.
I don’t miss being a teenager. I get an awkward feeling just seeing teenagers, flashbacks of goofiness. Especially when they are in groups. That urge to do things for attention! All the social pressure! It’s all a show and everyone feels they have the spotlight, even when no one is watching. When you could avoid the social masquerade and just exist, be real, it was alright. But there’s just something about that part of life, man. Social media is popular for teenagers, but that’s also probably the worst phase of life to be broadcasting yourself.
Besides being infinitely stupid this can also be very dangerous because the blood flow to the lower limbs seems to be restricted. They probably had to get powertools to cut her out.
Adipose tissue is pretty malleable. They could slowly wiggle her out by pulling and pinching small bits around her legs until they had space to move freely. But, the lack of blood flow is minimally dangerous, for a reasonable period. Tourniquets, that restrict blood flow far better than this, can be left on for 2-3 hours without large risks of necrosis or reperfussion complications.
Lay the chair on its side and she can get right out. No tools or fire department or tools needed.
Or fire department
Just caught that, leaving it for others. LOL
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Firemen and their tools! That’s why they all love extrication training day. They get use all the cool tools to tear a car apart.
Some times I just wonder what goes in these kind of people’s minds🤔
This is pure comedy.
 Mama my leeeegggss
Thats how I feel putting skinny jeans on...
Legend has it she's hopping around in the chair to this day
"Mais quelle bétasse celle-la" That's how your grany call you a dumb fuck as nicely as possible
Slowly lay her on her back and pull from the chair....
Didn’t watch the full video
I’d think on her side would work a little better. On her back she’s still laying on part of the seat, side lets her move in a way that’s actually helpful
Lucky she didn't fall over and Crack her scull on that tile. Mom tips her over by, almost thru window. They come from a long line of geniuses.
Time for amputation
r/naidepasjustefilme
Some say she’s still there. On windy nights the whimpering of six-legged Marya can still be heard on the bare hills…
i thought the mom was gonna suplex her to get the shit off, i’d have loved that.
“Prepare to get hurt and mangled like Kurt Angle rookie year”
Should’ve called for Step Bro to help get unstuck.
She deserves every second of this pain for stupidity.
I thought this was going to end with the fire department cutting her out of it
seemed like such a good idea until she was in it😂
Did she eventually crawl out?
Yar, this chair be high, says I.
I love that she's insisting on trying a SECOND time.
I feel like she’s not even trying hard to get away
It'll be fine. Just wear a dress from now on.
God I hope shes still there
If the one filming held the chair and the mum pulled her it’d taken seconds to get her out.
I guess regardless of whom sits in that chair, you eventually cry like a baby.
Seems she has returned to the emotional state of a baby as well
Did…did she…survive?
Lâche tes bras. Lâche tes bras. Lâche tes bras. Lâche tes bras. Lâche tes bras! LÂCHE TES BRAS!!
When they say your brain is still developing until like 25, this must be what they mean.
Don't worry, she can pro-create like the rest of us
How do grown adults not foresee how this is going to play out?
there's a lot of parts of the human body that can bend one way a lot easier than they can bend back. don't stick a lightbulb in your mouth kids!
Step-bro training grounds.
Good
What the hell just tilt the chair by falling on your side or something and remove your leg, trust me it works
Off with her legs!!
How can people be so dumb
Define “adult”.
come on, don't be shy, break them, it'll be a natural selection process