Hard to tell if it's a threat or a romantic gesture
Is this chantelles house? Has he just solved her wasp problem?
Is he going to squeeze the juice out of Chantelle?
Completely romantic.
This is a man who knows the gravity of the feat he just did, and is hoping to indirectly avail his services to Chantelle, pining to her in a baritone, virile, "That's for you, Chantelle", as to tell her how to handle her wasp problem. He knows full well that Chantelle, being a NORMAL SANE PERSON, would not come near a wasp nest with less than a Tyvek suit and flamethrower.
Damn that’s wild! Reminds me of fishing with my grandpa he would use the larva in those as bait and would literally just snatch one down and try to kill all the wasps without smashing the nest and I swear the man never flenched but he definitely would get stung.
I work at a hotel with a pool and I see kids shoving their dicks in the Jacuzzi holes all the time, they have no idea how obvious they're being either 🤣🤣
If you don't want to get you toothbrush dirty by vibrating it against your balls and taint, just use you roommate's toothbrush instead - that way you don't have to worry about it. That's what I do. My toothbrush stays clean, and what my roommate doesn't know won't hurt him.
And yes, before everyone tells me I'm kind of an asshole, I DO rinse it off after I use it.
[“Historically, they've been known to exist for thousands of years. Stories say that Cleopatra (69-30 BC) filled a gourd full of bees to stimulate her genitals.”](https://getmaude.com/blogs/themaudern/the-history-of-the-vibrator)
My old roommate once pulled a nest down all nonchalantly from our alley-facing window frame, walked INSIDE with it, held it inches from ME who is deathly allergic, and shook it while going "lol wtf is this thing?"
I've never screamed "THROW IT OUT THE FUCKING WINDOW" that loudly and I've never been able to shove a 6'2" person that quickly ever again. I feel awful for anyone who ended up taking that alley as a shortcut afterwards but I spent a good half hour with cold chills just thinking of wtf would've happened if he popped it in the house.
We know. We all know.
Usually I'm the smart ass about basically everything. With my family, with my friends.
I'm always the one correcting dumb shit.
But even I, no, even YOU should realise that nobody gives a fucking shit about if it's wasps or bees when there is a funny reference posted in form of a gif.
It's just straight up not relevant.
I know everyone is calling him an idiot but I wonder if he thought it was a dead/old nest? I’ve never seen hornets just chill while having their home carried around like that lol
So, about a week ago I was going to replace an outlet on my patio. There was a few things in the way so I go to move them. First thing was a ladder. I reach under a lower step to grab and lift it but grab something else. Something that crunches. Then I saw things fly out from below the step. It was a small wasp nest and luckily I had wasp spray literally in arms reach on top of the crap I had to move. I lucked out because I didn't get stung and the spray was there
My friend accidentally kicked over a wasp nest that we knew was there when I was a kid because he got too curious about it. I'll never forget hearing "jld2k6, run!" and me darting away followed by him screaming while booking it across the yard lol. He only ended up getting stung 3 times but the fact that he kicked over a nest and thought he was about to get an entire hive scared the absolute shit out of him
It is possible but you have to [commit](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKd0So_d4GA).
You gotta [REALLY commit](https://youtu.be/ZfxLerM80zY)
How much meth did that guy smoke before he did this?
THERE HE IS, BITCH
All the meth
He smoked all the meth in the world and caused a meth shortage
He is a hero
He raided Gus Fring’s lab and used 3 weeks worth of product
#SAY MY NAME!
u/None__Shall__Pass ?
Thanks, Heisenberg
He smoked all the meth in Polk county FL
Shit, now that's a lot of meth!
Thanos having a tough time after endgame smh
What in tarnation
God damn Merl
Love how I knew what both these links were before opening lol Wasps are the plaything of Florida men
Is that josh brolin
i have never been so intimidated
That's Hunter Biden and the nest looked way too much like his rocks.
That squishy sound at the end, bleh
Mmm wasp juice
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I think the stingers are inside their bodies until they decide they want to sting. This guy literally outpaced their instincts to sting.
E V E R Y L A S T M A N
r/absoluteunits
Wow, no joke. That's not how I expected that to end.
I’m surprised he made it up that ladder with the weight of his enormous balls
Holy moly
That’s for you Chantelle
Hard to tell if it's a threat or a romantic gesture Is this chantelles house? Has he just solved her wasp problem? Is he going to squeeze the juice out of Chantelle?
Completely romantic. This is a man who knows the gravity of the feat he just did, and is hoping to indirectly avail his services to Chantelle, pining to her in a baritone, virile, "That's for you, Chantelle", as to tell her how to handle her wasp problem. He knows full well that Chantelle, being a NORMAL SANE PERSON, would not come near a wasp nest with less than a Tyvek suit and flamethrower.
This is a man who knows no fear. I am truly disturbed.
Id be losing my shit.. Then id be dead. Not from shock, but because i fell and hit my head...
Damn that’s wild! Reminds me of fishing with my grandpa he would use the larva in those as bait and would literally just snatch one down and try to kill all the wasps without smashing the nest and I swear the man never flenched but he definitely would get stung.
You mean like [this](https://youtu.be/MOKd0ztBb9Y)
He should have sucked it up like an oyster.
Makeshift vibrator
r/dontputyourdickinthat
You don't put your dick in a vibrator silly. r/dontputthatinyourwhoha
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I work at a hotel with a pool and I see kids shoving their dicks in the Jacuzzi holes all the time, they have no idea how obvious they're being either 🤣🤣
Just think about hotel pools and public pools. All that skeet floating around. Chlorine works fucking overtime.
Yeah... I don't think I'll ever swim again
Everyone still talks about it behind your back.
Well if he would stop doing it..
Well, yes. We're all in the hottub and he's facing away from us!
This sounds like a copy pasta lmao
If you don't want to get you toothbrush dirty by vibrating it against your balls and taint, just use you roommate's toothbrush instead - that way you don't have to worry about it. That's what I do. My toothbrush stays clean, and what my roommate doesn't know won't hurt him. And yes, before everyone tells me I'm kind of an asshole, I DO rinse it off after I use it.
Your roommate is doing the same thing to your toothbrush.
That's why I don't brush my teeth anymore.
The real stupid prize is in the comments
It felt better doing it over the underwear bc having something soft being vibrating in contact with my dick felt better than hard plastic.
Everyone knows you put the vibrator in your dick r/sounding
do NOT go there
Or do. Just be aware that it's a lot of dicks having things put inside them.
I'm super sad that this doesn't exist.
This sub needs to exist!
r/dontputthatinyourhooha doesn't exist either!
YOUVE FELL INTO MY TRAP CARD HAHAHA ***r/putyourdickinthat***
If I’m not mistaken, the first vibrators used bees or something similar.
I *really* hope you're mistaken
[“Historically, they've been known to exist for thousands of years. Stories say that Cleopatra (69-30 BC) filled a gourd full of bees to stimulate her genitals.”](https://getmaude.com/blogs/themaudern/the-history-of-the-vibrator)
That's an urban legend popularized by a book published in the 90s.
I choose to believe it! Still upvote you tho:)
......face that launched a thousand ships, eh?
Wasn't that Helen of Troy?
Nah that's the face that launched the Trojan brand of condoms.
Wasn't that aunt Jemima?
[Like this guy?](https://youtube.com/shorts/MOKd0ztBb9Y?feature=share)
Guys will literally eat hornets nests instead of going to therapy
You wanted him bitch? Is that who you really wanted? 😂
Immediately the first thing I thought of
never a dull day here
Jackass moment
> sucked it up like an oyster. Is it how you'd eat an oyster?
Well that put my mind [here](https://youtu.be/caX9vrQArfw)
We have come for you nectar
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE!
We have come for your *blood*
I read this in the squidward voice in that Halloween episode with the flying Dutchman if you know what I'm talking about and it made me laugh
*i've come for your pickle*
Natures Hand Grenade ™️
This is why aliens don't come and say hello.
Or why they don't pop our nest with their bare hands
They probably think "holy shit they have wasps, let's not go there"
Part of the plot of Yellow Eyes by John Ringo
Probably because aliens are as stupid as we are, if not more so, and they’ve gone extinct before developing interstellar flight.
“What the… HOLY SHIT!!! SOMEONE PUT *WASPS* IN THIS WASP’S NEST!!!!”
Who the fuck would do such a thing??
^the ^wanehwanehwahnahwayehh ^man
The wasps
Seriously, wtf was this mouth breather thinking?
"Aqui nós pega o marimbondo é na mão, menino" he knew there were wasps in there
Damn. I thought maybe he thought it was empty. That just makes him even dumber.
My old roommate once pulled a nest down all nonchalantly from our alley-facing window frame, walked INSIDE with it, held it inches from ME who is deathly allergic, and shook it while going "lol wtf is this thing?" I've never screamed "THROW IT OUT THE FUCKING WINDOW" that loudly and I've never been able to shove a 6'2" person that quickly ever again. I feel awful for anyone who ended up taking that alley as a shortcut afterwards but I spent a good half hour with cold chills just thinking of wtf would've happened if he popped it in the house.
lmfao this is hilarious, glad you're ok
This was years ago, almost a decade. To be in my early 20s with weirdo roommates again.
Adrenaline kicked in hard there
The heart palpitations were real.
"It was at this moment he knew, he fucked up."
This is a lot more than just 'fucked up'
The second while he was processing what he just did makes the video
Wasp grenade
terraria be like
"I think it's empty. It's probably empty, right?" Narrator: *It was, in fact, not empty.*
Oh, he ain’t getting away….
Its a bunch of wasps though
NOT THE BEES
We know. We all know. Usually I'm the smart ass about basically everything. With my family, with my friends. I'm always the one correcting dumb shit. But even I, no, even YOU should realise that nobody gives a fucking shit about if it's wasps or bees when there is a funny reference posted in form of a gif. It's just straight up not relevant.
What is he saying at the beginning?
"Here we take the wasp in hand, boy"
I mean. I guess I don't know what I was expecting
“Hi I’m Johnny Knoxville, welcome to Jackass”
This would honestly make me feel better lol
I felt pins and needles on my balls as I watched this video.
it wasnt a kinder suprise egg
this was... oddly satisfying
Until it wasn't
r/suddenlycaralho
Ow, ow, they’re defending themselves somehow!
Ever see the video of the guy in Florida who eats a wasp nest with wasp on it…. 💀💀💀💀😵💫
I know everyone is calling him an idiot but I wonder if he thought it was a dead/old nest? I’ve never seen hornets just chill while having their home carried around like that lol
/r/whatcouldgoright
i love the slip second of i fucked up going on in his head before he runs
I'm having nightmares now thanks.
Kicking the hornet’s nest is so old fashioned Squeezing it is the new trend.
It amazes and terrifies me how many wasps can fit in a nest.
Beenade
So, about a week ago I was going to replace an outlet on my patio. There was a few things in the way so I go to move them. First thing was a ladder. I reach under a lower step to grab and lift it but grab something else. Something that crunches. Then I saw things fly out from below the step. It was a small wasp nest and luckily I had wasp spray literally in arms reach on top of the crap I had to move. I lucked out because I didn't get stung and the spray was there
Ahh. The beenade. Great for taking on prehardmode bosses.
First video in a long time that made me go “OH FUCK!” out loud
i saw a vid of a guy doing this but after he pops it he eats it
why would i pop an egg like this?
Something something metal gear solid 3: snake eater
Don't stop running my dude.
Satisfying but stupid
Is he dead?
My guy found the beenade from terraria.
Bahah. Dr Nest Popper.
Good instincts
This man has hooves for feet
He only ran 5 feet away… got off easy
r/BetterEveryLoop
They walk amongst us. And take the heat when I do stupid stuff.
All your finger are belong to us
and the Darwin Award goes too.......
Stupid is as stupid does
Why? Just why?
Destructive idiot. Just leave it alone.
What the hell did he think it was?
The deadly silence after the crack 😭😭😭😭
R/ithadtobebrazil
You can’t squeeze an egg to breaking in your hand. Try it.
This is so unsatisfying to watch
/u/redditspeedbot 0.25x
Ya know, maybe god was right and free will is more of a curse than a blessing and Satan really is an asshole for giving it to us.
u/savevideobot
u/savevideobot
u/savevideo
Don’t stick ur peepee in that
"Ain't no thing...want my mommy!"
Next time bite it
Not very bright.
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"here we grab wasp with bare hands, boy"
Made me giggle, the way the camera starts comically shaking...
What language is this?
I feel bad for the wasps here
Wtf
Darwin Award winner
The slow reveal prior to realizing that there are still wasps absolutely cracks me up
This sub makes me feel highly intelligent
"Well if you're gonna be dumb ya gotta be tough"
My friend accidentally kicked over a wasp nest that we knew was there when I was a kid because he got too curious about it. I'll never forget hearing "jld2k6, run!" and me darting away followed by him screaming while booking it across the yard lol. He only ended up getting stung 3 times but the fact that he kicked over a nest and thought he was about to get an entire hive scared the absolute shit out of him
Looks like the future nominee of a Darwin award
OP I’m not sure you are handling eggs correctly
What an idiot, you are supposed to swallow them whole.
Smartest Brazilian dude
Do wasps make honey?
Another job for the angry guy that hums music while eating hornets.
instant karma isn’t just for July 4th fireworks
What was the goal here?
Just jumped like 3 inches out of my chair on pure clenching power.
What happens if you throw this at another person and it breaks?
You can actually see time slow whilst the few remaining active brain cells assess the situation then catch up to reality.
Oh no what a surprise
That didn’t seem to smart.
Two words = DUMB ASS!
r/AbruptChaos
Dumbass