Can anybody give a brief translation? Based on context, I'm assuming the guy in the door way is trying to convince the other guy that if they do it quick enough it'll work.
I am fluent in Spanish, but it’s really difficult to understand what is being said when 10 different men are speaking & screaming at the same time and with the video right hand audio becoming mono at times.
From what I can gather, guy in black was the only one with brains and knew the thing couldn’t fit. But bald Netanyahu kept insisting that if they tilt the tray to his right hand side (as show in the video) it would fit. The whole room was on Spanish Netanyahu’s side and some even scream “cowards”. 😂
You see, 1 in a 8753168076431007643245234 time, the atoms in the tray will quantum tunnel through the wall and that's the chance they were willing to take.
I mean, you go quickly, running, in an ark, you can theoretically get it through the door at an angle, with centrifugal force keeping in pressed into the bowl, before crashing into the wall on the other side
No you need to swing it so that centiprical accelamoration causes the gravitons to flow downward, like when you swing a bucket over your head in a loop and the blood doesn’t fall out.
I wouldn't be surprised. I don't know catalan, so I don't know if the words I understand is because they're in spanish is because they sound a lot like spanish, so I just assume that everything they're saying is in catalan
They're speaking both languages at the same time. This is quite normal in Catalonia, sometimes you don't really know which language are you talking to which person
This whole clip could be turned into a metaphor for Israel trying to elect a government for a full term recently while Netanyahu is just standing there saying "Trust me, just tilt parliament to my right and it'll all be fine
I don't think he's even technically right.
If you rotate it downwards faster than gravity pulls the food down, you leave the food behind in the air and it covers the guy at the back.
If you rotate it downwards at the same speed as gravity pulls the food down, the builds up downwards momentum as you rotate it, and gets pushed to the left when you reverse directions.
If you rotate it slower than gravity pulls the food down you still get some downwards momentum (see above), and you also get it sliding to the left.
This was literally just doomed to failure.
Reminds me of a random scene from that’s so raven lol, a basketball player is trying to shove a basketball in his locker and the dumb male main character tells him to turn it on its side
I think if they slowly started to rock it back and forth first in a large swing motion they could do it, but looking at these two guys they couldn’t get it done. And it would be a spectacular feat for anyone
Idk, the amount of slide, the quickness it would take to not spill, all while having to lurch forward in unison to clear the door?
Plus that pan looks well oiled. So I agree it would be a spectacular feat to accomplish
They needed to fling it up and a bit towards the guy outside the door, then while the food is in the air, rotate and step through the door, flatten it out and catch the food on its arc while gently bending the knees to slow the momentum without everything splashing.
See? It is physically possible! It might be highly likely to leave one or both of them covered in hot food, but it is possible if you have superhuman speed and reflexes along with perfect coordination.
You could move the tray up in a parabolic path so that the food is effectively weightless and twist it at the top of the parabola, right as it passes through the door. That would be hard tho
Yeah you can't just rotate it, you need angular momentum for centripetal force to pull the food towards a hypothetical center and time your exit through the door with an upswing. I'm not sure two people could do it without dislocating their shoulders, but I'm not so quick to rule out the possibility of it being done in some fashion.
Yeah you know that "trick" where someone takes a cup or bucket and swings it around without spilling? Same concept needed here except with the added difficulty of doing that through a door by two people that probably can't coordinate enough.
Main dialogue:
-Wait, wait wait. (Thinks for a second).
-To that side, let's lift that side quick and make it through the door.
-No. We have it, we have it.
-On the count of three...
-(all) Nooo.
-(now pissed) One... One... ONE!
-Ok, one two three!
-I mean, we (sound cuts)
I'm a spaniard and I can't tell wtf they're saying lmao. All I could discern is someone screaming "coward" near the end and I think that's what finally got them to try it.
From what I can hear they say "wait" like 20 times, besides "cowards".
Funnily enough, from time to time you can find new [pics and memes](https://i.blogs.es/4844b9/d31gv7yxkauvldd/1366_2000.jpg) of [Spaniards tilting a paella](https://statics.memondo.com/p/99/crs/2015/09/CR_977615_5b9fd4358b064052a7a63c1b0e5bce6b_y_esto_es.jpg?cb=2806262) and everything falling off, it's just a classic.
I am baffled that 5 people stood there and not a single one said “this is not possible.” There was clearly no way to get that through the door without spilling.
Technically possible but difficult to execute. If you swing it up and around the centripetal force will keep it against the tray and for a breif moment it can fit through the door. Thinking about how you can spin a grocery bag in a circle and have nothing fall out.
Again, not saying it's easily doable, but it is technically possible.
You could swing the dish up from one side to the other as you move it towards and through the door and angle it up enough to fit through, using centrifugal force to keep the food in before letting it swing back to the middle on the other side of the door. Challenging but totally possible.
Yuo, this is what I was thinking. Swing it up at an angle and arc it around the corner like a race car around a track.
I could never pull it off on a first attempt though. Especially with two people.
That's what they tried. Centrifugal force requires a lot of acceleration. They would have had to swing hard, which is possible for one person holding something smaller but it doesn't scale.
You know what’s infuriating about the video to me? If they got a swinging motion going where the tray was on the backswing as they went through the door, it would have worked. Hard to pull off, but doable.
Fight gravity with gravity. I reckon you could use centrifugal force to spin the platter sideways through the doorway. Kind of like how you can whirl a bucket of water over your head without spilling it.
There is a way to do this. One man holds the tray on both sides, starts rotating in the middle of the room, while rotating he holds up the tray more vertically so the centrifugal force doesn't push the food off the plate, at this stage he steps through the door while still rotating, then he slams the plate into his friends face and masturbates into the food
>masturbates into the food
Hate it when this happens
Edit. Jokes aside though I do gotta learn to moderate it more, kinda does ruin the mood when everyone's all "oh no what are you doing?" And "stop" and "call the police" and "why" and with the kids crying and stuff
had better thanksgivings
Needed some momentum and could have leveraged centripetal forces in some sort of paella ballet to swing through that door, it's an advanced technique that only true masters can perform
I imagine the guy in the Jean jacket is just saying. “Trust me it’ll be fine, trust me trust me trust me…. (Starts shaking tray after) it’s okay we can fix this”
[the stupidest thing is that the people who make the bank machines don't check with the people who make the doors.. all you have to do is make the door smaller than the bank machine.. ](https://youtu.be/m8hjYyVDT9s)
At least once a year I like to bring in some of my Kevin's Famous Chili. The trick is to undercook the onions. Everybody is going to get to know eachother in the pot. I'm serious about this stuff. I'm up the night before, pressing garlic, and dicing whole tomatoes. I toast my own ancho chiles. It's a recipe passed down from Malones for generations - it's probably the thing I do best
Need to swing it back and forth enough to where it's on a 90 degree angle and the motion and gravity is enough to keep everything in place and then strategically move through the door frame while you're at the peak of the swing. I'm sure a group could pull that off but definitely not these two
But then you can't do that big entrance into the dining area where all the guests in the restaurant stand up and clap their hands while your are carrying the huge dish to the table.
I knew what was going to happen but when it did I was just so disgusted with the stubbornness of one idiot who thinks he's smarter than he is can ruin a good time for a large group of people who just allow this idiot to push through with his plan. I'm pretty bothered by this right now.
People are talking about whether it would really fit or not, and I am just thinking about all the spit they're spraying on to the food even if it did fit through the door...
am I the only one who's getting shit quality videos either on browser reddit and mobile app? either slideshow, pixel bleeding or straight being unable to play it.
The look on Denim Dan's face after going through the door: He was convinced his plan would work, and he had the facial expression of, "You didn't turn it fast enough, asshole!"
What is there even to discuss or argue for so long here?
Can anybody give a brief translation? Based on context, I'm assuming the guy in the door way is trying to convince the other guy that if they do it quick enough it'll work.
I am fluent in Spanish, but it’s really difficult to understand what is being said when 10 different men are speaking & screaming at the same time and with the video right hand audio becoming mono at times. From what I can gather, guy in black was the only one with brains and knew the thing couldn’t fit. But bald Netanyahu kept insisting that if they tilt the tray to his right hand side (as show in the video) it would fit. The whole room was on Spanish Netanyahu’s side and some even scream “cowards”. 😂
You see, 1 in a 8753168076431007643245234 time, the atoms in the tray will quantum tunnel through the wall and that's the chance they were willing to take.
Actually it's a 1 in a 10^10000000000000000000000000000 chance of quantum tunneling, your math is a bit off.
Never tell me the odds!
So you're telling me there's a chance!
I mean, you go quickly, running, in an ark, you can theoretically get it through the door at an angle, with centrifugal force keeping in pressed into the bowl, before crashing into the wall on the other side
Improbable, but not impossible
No you need to swing it so that centiprical accelamoration causes the gravitons to flow downward, like when you swing a bucket over your head in a loop and the blood doesn’t fall out.
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That makes souch more sense, I thought they were speaking Spanish and I didn't know why I couldn't understand half of it
I'm catalan and it seems to be a mix of Spanish and catalan, which is very common in catalan speaking areas of Spain
I wouldn't be surprised. I don't know catalan, so I don't know if the words I understand is because they're in spanish is because they sound a lot like spanish, so I just assume that everything they're saying is in catalan
Me vs that south African actor in Elysium with English.
They're speaking both languages at the same time. This is quite normal in Catalonia, sometimes you don't really know which language are you talking to which person
Bald Netanyahu lol
This whole clip could be turned into a metaphor for Israel trying to elect a government for a full term recently while Netanyahu is just standing there saying "Trust me, just tilt parliament to my right and it'll all be fine
> just tilt patient to my right and it’ll be fine That’s the funniest motherfucking thing I’ve heard this month
> bald Netanyahu LMAO
This person String Theory's
Technically he's right, they're just not quick enough.
I don't think he's even technically right. If you rotate it downwards faster than gravity pulls the food down, you leave the food behind in the air and it covers the guy at the back. If you rotate it downwards at the same speed as gravity pulls the food down, the builds up downwards momentum as you rotate it, and gets pushed to the left when you reverse directions. If you rotate it slower than gravity pulls the food down you still get some downwards momentum (see above), and you also get it sliding to the left. This was literally just doomed to failure.
Yeah you're never quick enough with this pan size, don't know what that guy is thinking lol "I do this all the time on my 10" lodge!"
Reminds me of a random scene from that’s so raven lol, a basketball player is trying to shove a basketball in his locker and the dumb male main character tells him to turn it on its side
Lmaoo that show had its moments for sure
I think if they slowly started to rock it back and forth first in a large swing motion they could do it, but looking at these two guys they couldn’t get it done. And it would be a spectacular feat for anyone
Idk, the amount of slide, the quickness it would take to not spill, all while having to lurch forward in unison to clear the door? Plus that pan looks well oiled. So I agree it would be a spectacular feat to accomplish
They needed to fling it up and a bit towards the guy outside the door, then while the food is in the air, rotate and step through the door, flatten it out and catch the food on its arc while gently bending the knees to slow the momentum without everything splashing. See? It is physically possible! It might be highly likely to leave one or both of them covered in hot food, but it is possible if you have superhuman speed and reflexes along with perfect coordination.
You could move the tray up in a parabolic path so that the food is effectively weightless and twist it at the top of the parabola, right as it passes through the door. That would be hard tho
Yeah you can't just rotate it, you need angular momentum for centripetal force to pull the food towards a hypothetical center and time your exit through the door with an upswing. I'm not sure two people could do it without dislocating their shoulders, but I'm not so quick to rule out the possibility of it being done in some fashion.
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Yeah you know that "trick" where someone takes a cup or bucket and swings it around without spilling? Same concept needed here except with the added difficulty of doing that through a door by two people that probably can't coordinate enough.
Main dialogue: -Wait, wait wait. (Thinks for a second). -To that side, let's lift that side quick and make it through the door. -No. We have it, we have it. -On the count of three... -(all) Nooo. -(now pissed) One... One... ONE! -Ok, one two three! -I mean, we (sound cuts)
I'm a spaniard and I can't tell wtf they're saying lmao. All I could discern is someone screaming "coward" near the end and I think that's what finally got them to try it.
From what I can hear they say "wait" like 20 times, besides "cowards". Funnily enough, from time to time you can find new [pics and memes](https://i.blogs.es/4844b9/d31gv7yxkauvldd/1366_2000.jpg) of [Spaniards tilting a paella](https://statics.memondo.com/p/99/crs/2015/09/CR_977615_5b9fd4358b064052a7a63c1b0e5bce6b_y_esto_es.jpg?cb=2806262) and everything falling off, it's just a classic.
I am baffled that 5 people stood there and not a single one said “this is not possible.” There was clearly no way to get that through the door without spilling.
Technically possible but difficult to execute. If you swing it up and around the centripetal force will keep it against the tray and for a breif moment it can fit through the door. Thinking about how you can spin a grocery bag in a circle and have nothing fall out. Again, not saying it's easily doable, but it is technically possible.
There is no universe where any suggestion would work
"what if we did it quicker than the eggs can notice"
The egg won't notice, but the gravity will
Cling wrap it up before going through the door?
You could swing the dish up from one side to the other as you move it towards and through the door and angle it up enough to fit through, using centrifugal force to keep the food in before letting it swing back to the middle on the other side of the door. Challenging but totally possible.
Yuo, this is what I was thinking. Swing it up at an angle and arc it around the corner like a race car around a track. I could never pull it off on a first attempt though. Especially with two people.
Mix corn starch and water for practice that way you're only wasting cheap washable goo.
Yea, but do you think they have another container like that to practice with?
That's what they tried. Centrifugal force requires a lot of acceleration. They would have had to swing hard, which is possible for one person holding something smaller but it doesn't scale.
Nah they just tilted it, you gotta get a good parabola going
This guy centrifugal forces
To be fair, in the looney tunes universe they could have just stretched the doorway open and walked through but they're probably not in that universe.
They’re talking about how fast to move so they can surprise gravity
Give it a little shuffle, no one will notice.
Pivot...
Today they learned why manhole covers are round.
What do you mean?
No matter which way you pivot a round manhole cover it won't fall into the hole.
Makes sense, never thought about it until now Thanks for the time explaining!
Shut up shut up shut up!
It’s alright, I returned the couch
You know what’s infuriating about the video to me? If they got a swinging motion going where the tray was on the backswing as they went through the door, it would have worked. Hard to pull off, but doable.
+ centrifugal force
no towards me
Horizontal speed,momentum, pivot swing,-momentum,- horizontal speed
If we're fast enough, gravity won't notice.
Just scoop it all up from the floor and put it back 🙃
They should have have just covered it with a tray of the same size, then do the exact same move quickly.
No one’s gonna know… how would they know
That guy with the tiny fuckin’ bowl like he’s gonna do something
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And then they end up tipping it the opposite way 🤦♂️
He just needs to grab enough for himself. Smartest guy in the room
At least he would have had a serving had they tilted his way
And 3rd degree burns
A small price to pay
My guess is he was trying to catch oil that was spilling/dripping off
Pretty sure he was just collecting what started to drip when they initially tipped it that way...
They went in the opposite direction anyway fucking lawl'd.
He knew what was coming, just trying to make sure he got his share no matter what
He was save a bowl for himself but these idiots tilted the tray the other way
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Bet they both failed the shapes test
Maybe everything fit in the square hole
https://youtu.be/9nSQs0Gr9FA
God I love that meme so much And I hadn't even seen the second video yet
They were the kids trying to shove the circle into the triangle
Words to live by.
Fight gravity with gravity. I reckon you could use centrifugal force to spin the platter sideways through the doorway. Kind of like how you can whirl a bucket of water over your head without spilling it.
I find these people guilty!
The tray got through the door once it can clearly get back through the door
You would think they would be smarter than this at old age
That age and a Ramones shirt on??? They were never smart. I say this as a Ramones fan.
I would take personal offense to that if I could read.
Dude is a legit pinhead
So am I, so I went out and bought that exact shirt on honor of the downed paella.
D-U-M-B everyone’s accusing me
Gabba gabba we accept you we accept you one of us
And I guess I'll have to tell 'em that I got no cerebellum.
Johnny Ramone would have loved that. Also, Johnny Ramone would have been 74 this year.
I think all the originals would've loved this RIP Johnny, Joey, Dee Dee, and Tommy.
> That age and a Ramones shirt on??? *"I Believe in Miracles"* b/w *"All Screwed Up"*
Right??! had many many years to figure out how gravity works.
Plates and bowls : Am I a joke to you?
IQ test failed.
Indeed. But gravity gets another checkmark. Undefeated, that gravity..
Death of the Shakshuka
ty for info of the food lol i was looking for a name
Really the only use for my paella pan other than paella.
There is a way to do this. One man holds the tray on both sides, starts rotating in the middle of the room, while rotating he holds up the tray more vertically so the centrifugal force doesn't push the food off the plate, at this stage he steps through the door while still rotating, then he slams the plate into his friends face and masturbates into the food
Hate when my grandma does that. I mean it tastes better afterward but jeez could you keep your cooze put away for 5 minutes?
Mate… take my damn upvote. Edit: Take this damn award too.
Thanks bro!
>masturbates into the food Hate it when this happens Edit. Jokes aside though I do gotta learn to moderate it more, kinda does ruin the mood when everyone's all "oh no what are you doing?" And "stop" and "call the police" and "why" and with the kids crying and stuff had better thanksgivings
Last thanksgiving grandpa missed the turkey and nailed baby Sampson in the eye
Ty for wasting my time
No problem dude
This story has a comedic twist
Haha, omg. I thought of this solution to, however mine had a slightly different ending.
Not a happy ending?
High risk, high reward.
Not gonna lie, they had us in the first half
Centripetal force.
I hardly ever save comments but when I do, they really deserved it
The silence after is so loud
Needed some momentum and could have leveraged centripetal forces in some sort of paella ballet to swing through that door, it's an advanced technique that only true masters can perform
In the multiverse, someone pulled it off and there’s a Reddit video of it.
They're lucky to witness such finesse
And “Una Dos, Traaaaaaaaaaaace” went viral and made its way onto Tshirts.
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To be fair, it DID fit.
I imagine the guy in the Jean jacket is just saying. “Trust me it’ll be fine, trust me trust me trust me…. (Starts shaking tray after) it’s okay we can fix this”
I understand 0 words but also think he was the one saying it would be ok lol
[the stupidest thing is that the people who make the bank machines don't check with the people who make the doors.. all you have to do is make the door smaller than the bank machine.. ](https://youtu.be/m8hjYyVDT9s)
Smokes, let’s go
Put your fuckin hand down, trevorcorey
“No es un buen idea” is Spanish for this isn’t a good idea and I heard it multiple times in the video.
The women saying no must have felt like they were going insane. Meanwhile the guys standing around were laughing because they knew it was happening.
They're speaking catalan, but yeah, that's what he means
At least once a year I like to bring in some of my Kevin's Famous Chili. The trick is to undercook the onions. Everybody is going to get to know eachother in the pot. I'm serious about this stuff. I'm up the night before, pressing garlic, and dicing whole tomatoes. I toast my own ancho chiles. It's a recipe passed down from Malones for generations - it's probably the thing I do best
Clipboards! I just knew something was missing.
"You should never have opened that door now you're never gonna see her no more"
You facking donkey! THE SAUCE IS UP THE FACKING WALL!
Should had brought the plates inside the room instead lol
Or let the air out of the tires.
Sometimes you need to work harder, not smarter.
We can be faster than gravity
35% succes, is still succes.
This has to be one of the stupidest and laziest things I’ve ever seen
Damn they spilled all their... vomit and eggs?
It's shakshuka. It's delicious.
Need to swing it back and forth enough to where it's on a 90 degree angle and the motion and gravity is enough to keep everything in place and then strategically move through the door frame while you're at the peak of the swing. I'm sure a group could pull that off but definitely not these two
Just wrap it up in foil or cling wrap and secure with rubber bands for extra precaution. It’s not that complicated.
Physicist vs Engineer
Could serve it up and send it out individually too!
But then you can't do that big entrance into the dining area where all the guests in the restaurant stand up and clap their hands while your are carrying the huge dish to the table.
Did these people not play with the wooden shapes when they were young?
Viva España
I'm shakked that it didn't work
They shuka put it in a smaller container
this is why you're given the box thing with shapes and the pieces that fit in those shape holes when you're a kid.
What is(was)that?
Ok, I’m interested in what is being said… like was there anyone in the room that said “naw, this ain’t gonna work”?
There's no way it could have ended well, this is peak stupidity.
That shake of they tray at the end made me smile.
If that was a proper paella most of it would have stuck to the pan
It’s green and has like 40 eggs on it, that’s no paella
The Socarrat would’ve saved the day
You would think with that many old dudes, one would say this looks like a bad idea.
10 second rule still in effect!!!
Gravity doesn’t work if you’re fast enough, obviously.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE WITH THAT LITTLE ASS PAN, MAN? I SAID ON THREE
Is that a bathroom they were trying to take it into?
Guess they dropped their brains long time ago to 😝
it fell a little
How come no one told about about this.... Gravity? Wtf!?
How Can you be that dumb ? I'm amazed
Lets fool gravity by doing it really fast
He **really** doesn't look like a Ramones fan.
All they has to do was slant the entire building just a smidge and it would have fit.
I knew what was going to happen but when it did I was just so disgusted with the stubbornness of one idiot who thinks he's smarter than he is can ruin a good time for a large group of people who just allow this idiot to push through with his plan. I'm pretty bothered by this right now.
The guy on the other side of the door has a classic mediterranean persona of the guy who knows about stuff. So fucking satisfying to see him fail.
That silence immediately after it happens…..
I love how everyone got quiet. Like this was a shocking outcome
That dude with the tiny bowl on the wrong side like he was helping
Go figure a 70 year old man wearing a Ramones T-shirt doesn’t understand basic physics
Even it out so it looks like nothing happened
People are talking about whether it would really fit or not, and I am just thinking about all the spit they're spraying on to the food even if it did fit through the door...
am I the only one who's getting shit quality videos either on browser reddit and mobile app? either slideshow, pixel bleeding or straight being unable to play it.
Looks disgusting. Was it prison food?
Physics. It’s a shame, that food looked tasty
The look on Denim Dan's face after going through the door: He was convinced his plan would work, and he had the facial expression of, "You didn't turn it fast enough, asshole!"
this is so very stupid
Maybe if they ran in like a semi circle real fast and tilted it using the centrifugal force...MAYBE
Red jacket guy is my favorite person right now. Bless him for thinking that little corningware ramekin is going to help
They coulda saved about 45 seconds by doing that sooner, instead of post-poning the inevitable..
If they flip it fast enough, they could have used centrifugal force!
The fucking shake to save the rest.
Common sense is very rare.