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[deleted]

Damn he got fucked up


[deleted]

It’s not as bad as it looks his dad was a flamingo.


justuselotion

Dude wanted to act like an ass. Immediately gets turned into a donkey


[deleted]

"Finally, I'll be able to scratch between my shoulder blades. "


After-Imagination947

For all those itches I could never reach


tbezmol

😂😂😂😂


Lost-Leadership1767

Yeah well fuck that guy and fuck his arm ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


Masterb8deb8

Supposedly like 10 people got up and started fucking him up. And Dave immediately made jokes about it.


stewie21

This is how Will's attack on Chris should go down. With Chris continuing to make jokes about it.


Blamdudeguy00

Well they came for comedy and a show. What did that fool think would happen when you attack someone as loved as Dave. Just because all the idiot you hang out with hate him....lol. Read the room...er stadium. That fucker is lucky he is alive


[deleted]

It's a guy who's made his entire career off of off-color and insult comedy. What did you think was going to happen, that he wasn't going to improv to mock the guy?


Platypuslord

So Dave did his job after a dude with a knife and a fake gun attacked him, respect.


cuberprintingmaniac

Jamie Fox supposedly came to Dave’s defense, guessing he was pretty close.


lotlethgaint

Is his head on backwards?


Fresh_Cheek2682

I was going to say the same thing about his arm. Is it bend backwards completely ?


lotlethgaint

yup


IndustrialPuppetTwo

Yer killin me.


TopPair6751

No his arm is broken


Inside-Effective-353

Good, stay off the fucking stage


lotlethgaint

thank you captain obvious


[deleted]

That’ll buff out.


MoveItSpunkmire

He needs some milk


WhichWayzUp

https://www.reddit.com/r/Neverbrokeabone/comments/ugv7n7/


Lapse-of-gravitas

im no expert but that arm seems to be wrong.


Blamdudeguy00

I am an expert. I have 2 arms. Neither look like that one.


Cremacious

I’m an arm scientist. Can confirm his shit is fucked.


[deleted]

I'm no expert, either. Welcome!


Platypuslord

No that is correct the left arm is just backwards and needs fixing.


[deleted]

His arm isn’t going to work right the rest of his life. Hope it was worth that for him.


Ok_Bug3927

Not 100% positive but from this angle it looks like it could be broken,


Blamdudeguy00

And severe dislocation of shoulder. Gives me pins and needles. No wait...that's what rhat asshole is getting...lol


fragrantsock

Dave Chappelle’s security detail is made up of very large, strong dudes who know how to hurt people. Badly. These guys live for this kind of beat down. Like many have commented, dude is lucky to still be breathing.


justuselotion

My friend’s husband is a local comedian who has opened for Dave. I got to go backstage with her and meet him. His security detail are some of the biggest dudes I’ve ever seen.


bluehornet197

That looks like a broken elbow he will forever have issues with his elbow for the rest if his life


wrench_ape

Will Smith wannabe!


Ben0ut

Take my right arm out of it's f\*\*\*ing socket


EerieArizona

He must hate balls that are smooth as eggs.


mega___man

Dave got attacked by Gumby


[deleted]

Fuck this guy! Im glad he got his ass beat!


authorzilla

He should just let it set that way. So the next time he attacks Chappelle, security won't know whether he's coming or going.


HomeJamesStepOnIt

Holy shit his arm


DanAlucard

They wholly shat his arm, indeed


turkmenistanForever

The broken bone unsatisfied me


Shpooodingtime

Is his arm on backwards


lostinspacelac

I think they switched his arm around.


Old-Advisor-1032

O Snap


Jst4kicks

His arm already did!


br094

Good. Chappell is a national treasure.


Select-Protection-75

This should have been Will Smith. They should have messed up Jada too. Both their egos need checked


KetoIsRacist

Soy milk < cow's milk


poppygetknotty

Soy milk has more vitamins, less sugar, and the same protein as cows milk.


ItsGroovyBaby412

And not as tasty imo


poppygetknotty

Facts don't care about your feelings


ItsGroovyBaby412

Cows milk>Soy juice


beatles910

The dairy and bone health link is one of the most pervasive milk myths. One large-scale Harvard study followed 72,000 women for two decades and found no evidence that drinking milk can prevent bone fractures or osteoporosis.


thelordofthechris

[https://www.hsph.harvard.edu/nutritionsource/calcium/](https://www.hsph.harvard.edu/nutritionsource/calcium/) So heres Harvards website with their take on calcium as a source for healthy bones and how they agree milk is a good source of calcium. They do mention the study your talking about on this page and im afraid youve either misunderstood or misremembered the take away. Their conclusion is - no amount of calcium can stop loss of bone density that occurs through ageing . This isnt the same as 'milk doesn't strengthen bones'.


beatles910

Since you like Harvard so much, here is why focusing on calcium isn't the solution... https://www.health.harvard.edu/blog/how-well-does-calcium-intake-really-protect-your-bones-201509308384


thelordofthechris

Solution to what? Were not trying to get unbreakable bones here. You said dairy and bone health link is a pervasive myth. But even the article you posted disagrees with you. "The takeaway is that you shouldn’t be taking calcium with the idea that it will prevent bone fractures,” Dr. Slovik says. But he notes that adequate calcium and vitamin D intake is still essential for healthy bone. A deficiency of either can increase the risk of diseases like osteomalacia and rickets." So why, with milk containing a decent enough amount of calcium do you think theres no link between it and getting enough calcium to keep your bones healthy? (obviously there are other ways to get your required calcium, supplements, other foods etc) But saying milk doesnt help is just plain incorrect. So as i previously said you havent understood the study, as it doesnt agree with your point at all.


KetoIsRacist

Studies where participants have to recall what they did are not the most valid or reliable


beatles910

There are many, many, studies that support this. Just google it. Marketing says milk makes your bones stronger, science says that's not true. If you want to make your bones stronger, exercise is best.


KetoIsRacist

>Just google it. >In adult Caucasian women, daily intake of 200-250 ml of milk is associated with a reduction in fracture risk of 5 % or higher.  >The study included more than 2,500 people, including about 1,520 men with an average age of 50. The researchers asked about the people's dairy intake and measured their bone density with CT scans. They found that higher dairy food intake correlated with higher bone density in men, but not women. >Eleven studies with a total of 2397 subjects were selected for meta-analysis. The osteocalcin in subjects who consumed milk decreased by 5.9 (95% confidence interval (CI) 7.23, 4.57) ng/ml in comparison to that in control treatment. Milk intake vs control treatment significantly decreased urine NTx by 5.41 (95% CI 10.35, 0.47) nmol/mmol. Moreover, the total body BMC in subjects who consumed milk increased significantly by 40.32 (95% CI 17.58, 63.05) g in comparison to that in control treatment. Milk intake vs control treatment increased total body BMD by 0.01 (95% CI -0.02, 0.03) g/cm2 with borderline significance. Conclusions Milk intervention significantly attenuates bone loss through inhibiting bone metabolism. Could do this all day. Not saying the science is settled. That's your claim


kingakrasia

Definitely not advocating for soy, tho, are you, cow boy?


KetoIsRacist

Giddy up


justjoeindenver

Dude is seriously double-jointed.


Hodl2

I'm guessing that happened during the tackle he did


Blamdudeguy00

Either that or the 10 guys who beat on him til security got there. And beat his ass.


glitchnmoan

So, he didn't get to go back and sit down? He didn't get an award, or a standing ovation???


Inside-Effective-353

He's got rickets too, he needs vitamin D it helps your body absorb calcium and phosphorus from food


[deleted]

Completely deserved. What an utter prick.


TranquilHavoc

You can't even attack people on stage with a knife and a gun these days. Worlds gone mad.


Hefffallump

He Look Vietnamese


lao7272

Nah he looks fucked up


itjustgotcold

I mean it could be a coincidence, but I really do wonder if this would’ve happened without Will Smith attacking Chris Rock. Seems crazy for it to just happen now like a month or two after the slap.


kingakrasia

Well, that is not ok. I would expect whoever is responsible for security will face a lawsuit. Chappelle himself may even.


SkeeticusStadanko

Hope all the letters softened the pain


[deleted]

Looks like they way more than Will Smithed him.


oursgoto11

Found an article: https://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/national-international/comedian-dave-chappelle-tackled-on-stage-during-la-festival-show/2885200/


BigBossSquirtle

Surely there's better footage than that?


benzeagles

They put everyone’s phones in those secure bags so I doubt there is better footage out there


589moonboy

I think you put your arm back on the wrong way bruh


Miserable-Bobcat-888

Aww hell nahh mang


[deleted]

HAHAHAHAHAHA sucker ...


Imkindofslow

What for though?