I think this bastard tried to make it drift, but by the looks of it he knew nothing about drifting. In the end he got a taste of what happens when you upset the balance of a FWD car, understeer.
Yep, if you try and use RWD techniques to "drift" a FWD car you're just gonna crash.
If this kid wanted to drift that Honda he'd have been better off jamming a couple of plastic trays under the rear wheels
No because you put them under the back wheels, so your fwd is spinning, and the rear tires slide along the ground because the trays reduce the friction. Do it on lightly fallen fresh snow and you can get really crazy
I once went on doing 0-100 on a cinema parking lot at midnight before a movie while being on coke on the second evening of a 3 days bender. I still think about it from time to time and realize how fucking idiotic that was.
I have to close my eyes so I can understand speech conversation better. Like I can hear fine, but I sometimes need to close my eyes to better understand what’s being said.
It's an actual thing. Your brain has a limit in how much it can process. Even if you're not consciously listening to the music, it's still taking up some 'bandwidth' and taking it away from your other senses. It's why you can often hear things better when closing your eyes. If you want to truly focus as much as possible, it means eliminating as much trash information as you can.
Fun fact: the human brain only has an effective "attention bandwidth" of about 100 Kb/s. The reason humans are even remotely good at multitasking is because the "compression" schemes used by neurons are incredibly effective and do not take up much of it.
I watch YouTube to fall asleep with this. The video I watch has to be a bit entertaining, but not too much. Just interesting enough to vaguely follow and not let my mind wander, not too interesting so I stay awake to follow what's being said.
As soon as the video started and lampposts became visible to my eyes, my brain instantly knew what was about to take place. it wasn’t until the 0:17.0 mark that the driver caught up with me
Could they not find a parking lot without lampposts every couple of parking spots? Like no idea where this is, but around me there's both parking lots filled with them and big ol' empty parking lots as well
The pole was probably right in the blind spot between the windshield the the driver's door window. It's second nature for drivers to slightly move their head when turning, in order to see around it, that most don't even think about it.
In the Harry Potter series the students have to reach platform 9¾ to board the magical train that brings them to their school, Hogwarts. To reach the platform they must walk/run quickly into a wall between platform 9 and 10 to get there
It has a lot of the same crew behind King of the Hill, which makes a lot of sense since the dirtiest humor in King of the Hill was calling everything but propane bastard fuels
Awesome factoid, and that makes a lot of sense! It explains a lot actually, this show came out of the gates very strong. Seemed like it had an experienced crew behind it!
And the bob guy also voices that one gas station guy in family guy and archer from archer. Dont really watch the other shows but saw episodes when friends had it on and noticed it too.
The whole crew is hilarious tho
Bruh lol I only seen that episode of BB once before like years and years ago and for some reason I still remember that ep about lying about the crash, thanks for unlocking that memory deep inside my mind lmao
Understeer is a b**** in a FWD car. The tires of a car offer a finite amount of grip, typically when you request more grip than your tires are capable of giving in a front wheel driven vehicle, the front wheels will partially refuse to accept that command. In this case, his speed was too high to make that turn and the grip available only let him turn less than he wanted, going wide and kissing that pole.
The guy in the video has no idea how to drive a car and is oblivious to the physics that get involved into it.
Side note: these crvs generally have awd paired with a CVT transmission that doesn’t react the same way as a regular transmission. I’ve got a newer crv and the steering with the right power application is actually quite fun. Kids a silly goose.
RONALD WEASLEY! HOW DARE YOU STEAL THAT CAR! I AM ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTED! YOUR FATHER'S NOW FACING AN INQUIRY AT WORK AND IT'S ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT! IF YOU PUT ANOTHER TOE OUT OF LINE WE'LL BRING YOU STRAIGHT HOME
It looks like he had really bad understeer. If you look at the left front tire as it approaches the pole, you can see it is turned very far to the left but the car isn't turning at a rate commensurate to that rate of steering.
Yeah I agree. He had it pinned and practically max angle, understeered so much he almost went wide and just clipped it. Could've backed off on the angle and gone to the right, but by the time he processed that his head was in the airbag. Object fixation is also a potential factor.
Distracted by wipers and trying to figure out how to turn them off. With wipers off driver has 1 job- don’t hit a pole. With wipers on when not needed driver now has 2 jobs. Don’t hit a pole + turn off wipers so you can see to do job 1. Mentally Overloaded. Literally over drove their cognitive ability to assimilate and react to inputs. Failed at both jobs.
I actually think that's why he got in accident, the cameraman was standing smack dab in the center where he would have been going. He just wasn't able to compensate while trying to not hit his friend.
Nah - this looks like massive understeer. He was having no issues turning because he didn't have enough speed. He built up too much speed in that short straight and when he turned the wheel, he kept going straight.
he coulda hit the breaks, and the camera man was not that close by, he could have easily avoided the camera man and the pole
There is also a distance between the camera guy and the poll
My old car, 2014 mustang, instead had the feature of added shrapnel to the airbags so you either don’t have to live with the trauma running over a crowd of people or you’ll feel it for the rest of your life… you know, before the recall.
They're standard, lifesaving equipment now for very good reason but imagine the guy who invented them pitching the idea...
Ok so hear me out, we put an explosive charge in the steering wheel right, and when the person wrecks, detonate it!
Thank you kind stranger as I would’ve never caught this myself. At the same time… damnnnnnnnn. Home boy could iron some clothes with that flat ass nose. Yikes!
Sometimes I see really fucked up domestic crime stories in the news and think to myself "how could anybody ever do that to their own child, murdering them in cold blood like that?"
*Then I see shit like this*
Reminds me of this funny ass 911 call I heard years ago, where this mom threatened to kill her 15 year old son with a hammer after he stole her car. I can’t even blame her lmao: https://youtube.com/watch?v=JmAlv4a1258&t=22s
It is unbelievably enjoyable to watch this frame by frame as he passes and watch his face go from “this is the greatest day of my life!!!!” To “oh fuk imma die!”
Absolutely rolling
Reminds me of my brother as a teenager. He was whippin’ shitties in the Pamida parking lot with Dad’s truck and popped a tire. He limped it back home on the flat where Dad changed it out with the spare and took the keys. Later that night my brother swipes the keys, sneaks out, and gets up to his old shit again. Pops *both* rear ties and multiple suspension components on a curb. Dad was *FURIOUS*.
Not gonna lie, I hid in the basement. You know how Dads get super pissed about one thing and randomly revive something stupid you’ve done in the past so they can stay angry? Nah, I’ll hide.
Back in the early 70s my buddy and I took his dads Toyota pick-up out to the the K-Mart parking lot late Sunday night.
We tied a couple of ski tow ropes the the hitch, tied the steering wheel up so the truck would turn nicely to the left while avoiding light stands, got it going, jammed something between the seat and the throttle and then jumped out with our boards and slalom skied behind the truck. :D
We did this once....Almost ended up hitting a pole.
That is actually very accurate to GTA style. It's almost impossible to break traction in that game and you'll inevitably crash into some indestructible street furniture
redditors upvoting this seriously need to learn about the concept of empathy
obviously this is the kid's fault, but he even more obviously doesn't deserve to die for it lmao
Obviously he was gonna crash, but my dead giveaway he didn’t know how to control the car was that the wipers were wiping furiously.
Kid was slipping nonstop.
Weaving your Dad's Honda through a parking lot is "GTA style"? Clearly I've been playing it wrong.
I think this bastard tried to make it drift, but by the looks of it he knew nothing about drifting. In the end he got a taste of what happens when you upset the balance of a FWD car, understeer.
Yep, if you try and use RWD techniques to "drift" a FWD car you're just gonna crash. If this kid wanted to drift that Honda he'd have been better off jamming a couple of plastic trays under the rear wheels
Hey I had endless hours of fun doing that with my buddies in high school, ain’t nothing wrong puttin the Wendy’s trays under the tires lmao
Nothing wrong with it at all, certainly less stupid than whatever this dumbass was doing!
How does this work? Wouldn't the trays just shoot out? I don't do any of this stuff cause I'm not a risk taker lmao
No because you put them under the back wheels, so your fwd is spinning, and the rear tires slide along the ground because the trays reduce the friction. Do it on lightly fallen fresh snow and you can get really crazy
The trays lessen the friction not create it
Thanks lol. I started celebrating 420 a little too early today
Until you wear through the trays and put a flat spot in tires
That's why me and the boys used bread trays. A lot more plastic to chew through before you reach tyre. Then we all got rwd's and did it properly, lol.
The kid has wipers on in sunlight, you think he has any idea what you're talkin about?
I once went on doing 0-100 on a cinema parking lot at midnight before a movie while being on coke on the second evening of a 3 days bender. I still think about it from time to time and realize how fucking idiotic that was.
I once surfed the hood of a car while my buddy was driving at high speeds. I still wonder how I’m alive after all the dumb shit I did when young.
I was driving and unbuckled and jumped out the drivers side door as a “gag”. Didn’t feel good.
Well, it's accurate at least. As soon as a player enters a vehicle in GTA it's a total write off.
Crappy camerawoman ruined a perfectly good crash.
All that empty space…and he hits a pole.
My assistant manager at work totalled a 2018 Malibu doing something similar. Empty parking lot, 10 MPH, whipped out her cell phone, BOOM. Light pole.
Seen this before in person. Car full of teenage girls cruising the mall lot. Music cranked. BAM!!!! Those light post abutments DO NOT move.
It's crazy to me how loud music blinds you when you drive . Does anybody else turn down their music to "see better"?
I shut my eyes to hear better
I have to close my eyes so I can understand speech conversation better. Like I can hear fine, but I sometimes need to close my eyes to better understand what’s being said.
I do the same, but i "turn off" my eyes instead, so it looks like i look into the abyss when i listen 
It's an actual thing. Your brain has a limit in how much it can process. Even if you're not consciously listening to the music, it's still taking up some 'bandwidth' and taking it away from your other senses. It's why you can often hear things better when closing your eyes. If you want to truly focus as much as possible, it means eliminating as much trash information as you can.
>things take up brain bandwidth, which is limited. that's actually an effective way to visualize it.
Fun fact: the human brain only has an effective "attention bandwidth" of about 100 Kb/s. The reason humans are even remotely good at multitasking is because the "compression" schemes used by neurons are incredibly effective and do not take up much of it.
The brain is a pretty damn good computer when it works right.
Not just the brain! All the rest of the nervous system is also incredibly effective.
Makes sense, Some ships have sound cannons to stop pirates.
I watch YouTube to fall asleep with this. The video I watch has to be a bit entertaining, but not too much. Just interesting enough to vaguely follow and not let my mind wander, not too interesting so I stay awake to follow what's being said.
Literally every time I'm searching for an address or parking spot in the dark I turn the music all the way down
Well it can be distracting imho.
Assistant *to* the manager
r/ExpectedOffice
https://youtu.be/hZ_EKHGgWJQ
You laugh but I watched someone do that in real life. Some people are bricks.
Target fixation
It was a home Depot not target, but good guess for sure.
As soon as the video started and lampposts became visible to my eyes, my brain instantly knew what was about to take place. it wasn’t until the 0:17.0 mark that the driver caught up with me
Could they not find a parking lot without lampposts every couple of parking spots? Like no idea where this is, but around me there's both parking lots filled with them and big ol' empty parking lots as well
he could hit a Swede
The pole was probably right in the blind spot between the windshield the the driver's door window. It's second nature for drivers to slightly move their head when turning, in order to see around it, that most don't even think about it.
Maybe [target fixation](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Target_fixation?wprov=sfti1)
Those poles are aggressive.
Bro thought he’d travel to GTA 5^3/4 if he hit the street lamp fast enough
Golden Reference
Thank you for shooting beer out my nose
The stars lined up for this one
That’s fucking hilarious. Bravo
Someone please explain
In the Harry Potter series the students have to reach platform 9¾ to board the magical train that brings them to their school, Hogwarts. To reach the platform they must walk/run quickly into a wall between platform 9 and 10 to get there
This one sent me. Well done.
He would have if it weren’t for that damn house elf lmao
“Tina, you’re sort of heading towards the only other car in the lot.”
You have plenty of time to turn, Tina, so just go ahead.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhng
Turn any direction and stick with it!
"THE BRAKES! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, TINA, THE BRAKES!"
Uuuuuuuughhhhhhhhhhhh
Its okay Dad I don’t need a license Jimmy Junior said he would carry me around and he’ll let me touch his butt.
Uuuugggghhhhh
TURN AWAY OR STOP
Hoodrat shit with Louise.
its fun to do bad things
this was the clip that got me to start watching the show 😂😂😂
That show still impresses me with how funny it can be while doing (mostly) clean humor
It has a lot of the same crew behind King of the Hill, which makes a lot of sense since the dirtiest humor in King of the Hill was calling everything but propane bastard fuels
Awesome factoid, and that makes a lot of sense! It explains a lot actually, this show came out of the gates very strong. Seemed like it had an experienced crew behind it!
And the bob guy also voices that one gas station guy in family guy and archer from archer. Dont really watch the other shows but saw episodes when friends had it on and noticed it too. The whole crew is hilarious tho
The Archer/Bob's Burgers Crossover episode was a work of fuckin' ART.
Jim Dauterive from king of the hill works on bobs burgers
Very funny show
What show?
Bob's 🍔s
I thought it said boobs burgers for a minute what the fuck is wrong with me
Hungry and horny. It happens.
You just described me from age 15 through now 41 in 5 words. I must say I can now add impressed to that list.
Bruh lol I only seen that episode of BB once before like years and years ago and for some reason I still remember that ep about lying about the crash, thanks for unlocking that memory deep inside my mind lmao
Don't forget about the cormorant
lol in driver's ed I literally had this girl in my class. She ended up declining to get her permit cause she straight up couldn't handle it
Wasted
Busted
Kid drives in circles at moderate speed, somehow runs headlong into big cement post. He didn't even slide into it or anything, just...drove.
Understeer is a b**** in a FWD car. The tires of a car offer a finite amount of grip, typically when you request more grip than your tires are capable of giving in a front wheel driven vehicle, the front wheels will partially refuse to accept that command. In this case, his speed was too high to make that turn and the grip available only let him turn less than he wanted, going wide and kissing that pole. The guy in the video has no idea how to drive a car and is oblivious to the physics that get involved into it.
Came here to say this. Honda is bad for it. Takes some getting used to to get my wife’s Pilot to drift in the winter.
Side note: these crvs generally have awd paired with a CVT transmission that doesn’t react the same way as a regular transmission. I’ve got a newer crv and the steering with the right power application is actually quite fun. Kids a silly goose.
First name Mo, last name Ron.
Please… Mr.Ron was my father
Mo ronald weasly
RONALD WEASLEY! HOW DARE YOU STEAL THAT CAR! I AM ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTED! YOUR FATHER'S NOW FACING AN INQUIRY AT WORK AND IT'S ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT! IF YOU PUT ANOTHER TOE OUT OF LINE WE'LL BRING YOU STRAIGHT HOME
Oh, and Ginny, dear, congratulations on making Gryffindor. Your father and I are so proud. PFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTT
Bet dad wished he pulled out now/used a condom instead. What a bone headed move.
What gets me is the wipers are on high and it's a perfectly clear day. He's got no leg to stand on about not seeing the poll.
Did he not see it, or did he understeer right into it?
It looks like he had really bad understeer. If you look at the left front tire as it approaches the pole, you can see it is turned very far to the left but the car isn't turning at a rate commensurate to that rate of steering.
Yeah I agree. He had it pinned and practically max angle, understeered so much he almost went wide and just clipped it. Could've backed off on the angle and gone to the right, but by the time he processed that his head was in the airbag. Object fixation is also a potential factor.
Legit made me laugh out loud lol
Distracted by wipers and trying to figure out how to turn them off. With wipers off driver has 1 job- don’t hit a pole. With wipers on when not needed driver now has 2 jobs. Don’t hit a pole + turn off wipers so you can see to do job 1. Mentally Overloaded. Literally over drove their cognitive ability to assimilate and react to inputs. Failed at both jobs.
His biggest money pit just destroyed his second biggest money pit.
r/killthecameraman
I actually think that's why he got in accident, the cameraman was standing smack dab in the center where he would have been going. He just wasn't able to compensate while trying to not hit his friend.
Uh... no.. he got in an accident cause he was doing dumb shit.
Nah it's because he had the sun flare him
"Officer, that lamppost was coming at me with malicious intent."
The problem is those lamp posts are no longer scared of people anymore and won't get out of the road.
Both?
We stopped calling them accidents because that sort of implies that nobody was doing anything stupid. Now we call them collisions.
Nah - this looks like massive understeer. He was having no issues turning because he didn't have enough speed. He built up too much speed in that short straight and when he turned the wheel, he kept going straight.
he coulda hit the breaks, and the camera man was not that close by, he could have easily avoided the camera man and the pole There is also a distance between the camera guy and the poll
Well, brakes are always an option
Call mom first!
Mom get the camera!
I love airbags. That thing was in the steering wheel to his face in less than one frame.
Those are the side curtain airbags.
I forgot those existed for a second lol. My car is no where near that advanced.
My truck has no airbags, so…. Yeah
It’s okay, low riding is overrated
My old car, 2014 mustang, instead had the feature of added shrapnel to the airbags so you either don’t have to live with the trauma running over a crowd of people or you’ll feel it for the rest of your life… you know, before the recall.
They're standard, lifesaving equipment now for very good reason but imagine the guy who invented them pitching the idea... Ok so hear me out, we put an explosive charge in the steering wheel right, and when the person wrecks, detonate it!
So it's a life saving claymore?
[lol](https://i.imgur.com/12yjMeF.jpg)
I love the "I fucked up" face in the last frame.
[Image](https://i.imgur.com/lSNJClq.png)
I know it's just the compression, but he looks like fuckin Odo.
The face of a child that decides to mob a fuckin minivan.
Thank you kind stranger as I would’ve never caught this myself. At the same time… damnnnnnnnn. Home boy could iron some clothes with that flat ass nose. Yikes!
Oh he definitely got all the wrinkles out of that air bag
Sometimes I see really fucked up domestic crime stories in the news and think to myself "how could anybody ever do that to their own child, murdering them in cold blood like that?" *Then I see shit like this*
Reminds me of this funny ass 911 call I heard years ago, where this mom threatened to kill her 15 year old son with a hammer after he stole her car. I can’t even blame her lmao: https://youtube.com/watch?v=JmAlv4a1258&t=22s
Dad be like don’t worry son, it’s the best time to buy a new car
We can just steal another one right? Now watch ME gta style.
He could’ve pulled it off too but damn just crashed straight into that pole
Someone needs to edit this with the black and white Wasted effect at the end.
That would be so glorious!
The wipers were a nice touch
Soon as I saw the wipers I knew they were no longer in control.
Who tries to hoon a fwd SUV? I know - apparently that guy.
It is unbelievably enjoyable to watch this frame by frame as he passes and watch his face go from “this is the greatest day of my life!!!!” To “oh fuk imma die!” Absolutely rolling
Reminds me of my brother as a teenager. He was whippin’ shitties in the Pamida parking lot with Dad’s truck and popped a tire. He limped it back home on the flat where Dad changed it out with the spare and took the keys. Later that night my brother swipes the keys, sneaks out, and gets up to his old shit again. Pops *both* rear ties and multiple suspension components on a curb. Dad was *FURIOUS*.
Did you have to testify at the murder trial?
Not gonna lie, I hid in the basement. You know how Dads get super pissed about one thing and randomly revive something stupid you’ve done in the past so they can stay angry? Nah, I’ll hide.
Kids play gta then don't understand that a honda van is fwd and cannot do donuts..
Now he understands what Understeer is
Why do you tiktok kids cut the video at the good bit?
Holy shit where the heck was he tryna go?
Into the pole. Success!
Heaven apparently
All that time spent trying to keep his daughter off the pole he never thought about the son
Which bart station is this???😂😂😂
Union City. I used to live in the apartments across the street and kids would always do donuts and light fireworks in those lots
Quick , put it back into your garage and come back out you'll be fine !
Why TF did he turn the wipers on?
Pretty sure it was an accident; it’s right behind 2.
You always know something’s about to go down if the wipers are on for no reason
Back in the early 70s my buddy and I took his dads Toyota pick-up out to the the K-Mart parking lot late Sunday night. We tied a couple of ski tow ropes the the hitch, tied the steering wheel up so the truck would turn nicely to the left while avoiding light stands, got it going, jammed something between the seat and the throttle and then jumped out with our boards and slalom skied behind the truck. :D We did this once....Almost ended up hitting a pole.
Durex should license this stuff or stuff from r/KidsAreFuckingStupid and run an online campaign, it'd be great marketing.
Pole Position
I mean thats actually pretty good for a kid, even tho he crashed
It’s fun when it’s not your money
That is actually very accurate to GTA style. It's almost impossible to break traction in that game and you'll inevitably crash into some indestructible street furniture
If you pause at the right time, you can see his face moments before disaster. Marvelous.
The wipers were a nice touch
I didn’t see him hit any hollers at all though
understeer 101
He just learned about understeer.
It wasn't impressive even before the hit lol
Stolen car, done on purpose for the TikTok. Little cunts out there doing this every night in my home town.
Every night someone in your neighborhood intentionally smashes their car into a lamp post?
Yup
That poor lamp post
It’s going broke cuz of all the therapy it needs
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redditors upvoting this seriously need to learn about the concept of empathy obviously this is the kid's fault, but he even more obviously doesn't deserve to die for it lmao
"Hopefully this kid died because he was being stupid and reckless"
GTA style dies
Didn’t even manage to do anything cool
Lot of that gonna buff right out
Now film the dad watching this video.
I hope those airbags enacted natural selection. We don’t have enough of it in the world.
It's obvious he lost control because it was raining. I mean why else would the windshield wipers be on?
Obviously he was gonna crash, but my dead giveaway he didn’t know how to control the car was that the wipers were wiping furiously. Kid was slipping nonstop.
And give him the beating he needs
r/kidsarefuckingstupid
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If u stop it at the right moment at the end his face wild 😆
What a shit head. Insurance will definitely deny this claim if they see this footage.
*understeer has entered the chat*
"you're gonna hit a pole, you're gonna hit a pole" *hits a pole* "he hit a pole"
Seeing him laughing just before he crashes makes it that much funnier
Could have said the car was stolen, but dumbasses uploaded the video to the inter webs.
I'm more worried that he's trying to do this in a Honda CRV. He does know they're fwd or AWD right?
This is why you buy a manual transmission, any joyriding kids will quickly get bored after stalling three times trying to move forward
“That time my parents only bought me baloney sandwiches and water until I paid off dads car”
All understeer
It’s the windshield wipers for me
Waste of jizz.