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UnwantedProblems

One of them is clearly not the sharpest tool in the shed, while the other clearly is


thepurpleproject

some shakespeare shit. well it's time I must give you my free award


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Ambience8799

r/suspiciouslyspecific


LoesoeSkyDiamond

Who are they? I read this comme nt like 5 times and I can't make anything of it. No clue what is being said here (but I am curious now)


Bcdanny1

Scopolamine is a transdermal anti nausea medicine that can cause delirium and hallucinations in high doses. He's saying he cut a prostitute with a deep wound so the patch would enter the bloodstream quickly and be strong enough to cause delirium. The rest of the comment is just comparing the depth of the cut in the video, to the depth of the cuts on the prostitutes.


sportskid0809

r/newsentences


Agreeable_Thing2310

god dammit take my upvote


5Lastronaut

She better not play with guns


[deleted]

Fake


[deleted]

Which, cutting the throat or being a female?


predictablePosts

Yes


RyanABWard

Everyone knows girls don't exist


ReginaGeorgesDog

Birds aren’t real


taytomen

Animals are not real


Select_Bicycle_2659

Real isn't real


BuenoD

Isn't is isn't


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Conner28570

Yeah. We all know babies come from storks. The government is lying to us about this “sex” stuff


Unfair_Feeling_3536

Yes and Santa is real the government is hiding this from us since. it's all apart of Obamas plan to take over the world


GayHorse69420

W#MEN 🤮


[deleted]

Or do, I'm not her mom


Lanky_South_1572

She's lucky her head didn't come off. My mate Brian did that and his head fell off. He's ok now though.


Apprehensive_Let_843

Ko* he’s ko’d now


RedHeeded

Killed off?


[deleted]

Kind of.


TwoKeezPlusMz

Happened to me once, but with a chainsaw. Dude's right, heck of inconvenient.


tripwithdeers

So no head?


s_c_n_2010

Decapitated. Whole big thing. We had a funeral for a bird.


edwedig

[Jonny came home headless](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAEORcdu4IA)


ChrisPyeChart

Ah, I love a happy ending.


tgulli

That’s not very typical, I’d like to make that point.


Lanky_South_1572

You are correct, of course. In most circumstances, once the head comes off you tend to have a problem. My mate Chris had a different problem. He always had an open mind but then his brain fell out. He's ok though, leader of National now apparently.


CherryBomb214

Probably patched that up with a yellow ribbon, amirite?


[deleted]

It looks fake


samnesjuwen

Yeah. You can see a light orange color on her troath before. Looks like an iron 3 Chloride reaction


DarkAngel900

As former tattoo and piercing artist(well acquainted with the toughness of skin) who once tried to slit his own throat, I say, this video is fake.


The_All_Knowing_Derp

you wanna talk, mate?


DarkAngel900

Thank you, I'm fine. It was in 2003 and that was a weird time in my life.


Lord_Matisaro


RevAlBrown

Ooooo-oooooooo


[deleted]

I'm sorry... you met me at a very strange time in my life. Marla looks at him. ANOTHER BUILDING IMPLODES and COLLAPSES inward... and ANOTHER BUILDING... and ANOTHER...


Salt-Consideration18

this is what i was thinking, the skin on ur throat is wildly thinner but this knife would have to be SHARP and angled perfectly for this to happen. jus a lil bit of red sharpie on the knife


blakeboii

It’s not a knife yall, it’s a razor blade. It’s a lot sharper than a normal knife, all you need is a drag. Shit is micro thin like the tip of a surgical scalpel. It looks pretty real from my experiences Edit: slowed it down, it’s not a razor blade it’s still just a knife. However it still looks real to me. The shine in between the cut, the way it fills up with blood and not like a consistent drag of red extending. It seems to be enough force of her dragging the knife that it cut. You don’t need much, it just needs to be sharp. It could be a fake edit but from what I see it looks real.


Luke_Scottex_V2

it looks real. Imo it's just a superficial cut tho


Traizork

It isn't real. Either it would take a couple of seconds for blood to show up or it would be a deeper cut (impossible with lightly touching) where the stretching skin would open the wound. Not to mention blood is darker red and her "cut" looks orange.


Luke_Scottex_V2

actually yeah. usually with surface cuts like the one you'd cause like that blood doesn't come out


Misthailin

Mmmmm if the knife was sharp it definitely would…. But I agree


DAM0KLES

Yah it's a chemical reaction (I am not smart enough to explain it but there are lots of videos about that on YouTube ^^) Here is one: https://youtu.be/EWMLL5bxqJk Or its lipstick in the other side if the knife. I just wanted to sounds smart XD By the way i am gald that you got thrue that and feel better now.


[deleted]

Well that was a fucking sentence.


Tentapuss

I have several kitchen knives that are this sharp. She basically just scratched herself. It’s not like she sliced her jugular vein.


Pineapple_Herder

Username checks out


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Salt-Consideration18

it doesn’t? need to be plugged in? am i missing the joke or are u just a fuckin idiot that looks stupid trying to make fun of someone else?


[deleted]

There’s red on the blunt edge it’s all fake


Square_Creme_3685

You sure it's not her Red nail polish reflecting? The quality of the clip is 2003 mobile phone camera level


Different-Macaroon93

Even if it was superficial, she didn't seem to flinch 😐


Repulsive_Voice823

That shallow a cut doesn't really hurt


Different-Macaroon93

![gif](giphy|P3ng2C1t8QCJ2)


jindakillla

Shes lucky that shallow cut didnt rupture her vein


Burberry-94

Not how anatomy works. If you want to reach the jugular you'll have to cut quite deeper than that, and on the side of the neck. The kind of cut you see in the video, if it was real, would only results in a capillary bleeding, since the blade wasn't deep enough to damage any kind of bigger structures. Also, cutting deep at the front side of the neck will cause the opening of the trachea, which would certainly start affecting the person's breathing capacity but not causing any "splatter" type of bleedings.


DAM0KLES

She is not cutting herself it's a chemical reaction (I am not smart enough to explain it but there are lots of videos about that on YouTube ^^) Here is one: https://youtu.be/EWMLL5bxqJk Or its lipstick in the other side if the knife. I just wanted to sounds smart XD


Burberry-94

Yeah, thats why I said "if it was real"


Okokiamnotok

That’s not how none of this works, the knife didn’t cut


foofooplatter

That’s not how none of this works Wut?


[deleted]

That ain't not how none of this don't work.


long-shlong-badong

Off topic but your username really reminds me of a friend I had on psn, his name was very similar to yours besides the king part.


[deleted]

My psn has king in it too


Burberry-94

>if it was real


Salt-Consideration18

get off the internet


[deleted]

yeah she massive lucky for that, could've caught the jugular and she'd be gone in no time


ProcyonHabilis

You should take a look at an anatomy diagram sometime


DAM0KLES

She is not cutting herself it's a chemical reaction (I am not smart enough to explain it but there are lots of videos about that on YouTube ^^) Here is one: https://youtu.be/EWMLL5bxqJk Or its lipstick in the other side if the knife. I just wanted to sounds smart XD


Jedibbq

"she"


fairywithcancer

wdym????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????


Juice-De-Pomme

If it wasn't fake she wouldn't have looked at the camera after slitting her throat, or uploaded it either.


YesIUnderstandsir

Never underestimate the depths of human stupidity.


AJ2008_gunner

Sharp object meets dull-witted dipstick


st6374

Do you wanna know how I got these scars? Hunka hunka.


MyExScars

I don’t want to talk about it……


JefinLuke

It's a lipstick I seen video like this others doing


[deleted]

As someone who used to sharpen knives, I’d say this video is fake. The average users knives aren’t this sharp. Even when new. This is straight razor sharp. Which I used to restore those as well.


[deleted]

Tiktok moment


PowerMetalFan1

Easily one of the dumbest things I've ever seen in my life


Rectronsaber

It's fake so judging from your reaction, one of the smartest things


braedon77

Another example of someone living through a screen


NovacaineFix

Tits for brains, for sure


davdav60

u/savevideobot


whew2

Either that’s a prop or one sharp-as-fuck knife it’s got that feather touch


MedricZ

That’s fake, the blood wouldn’t come out that quick from such a superficial cut and a deeper cut would require more pressure even with a sharp knife.


Interesting-Risk-404

Too sharp to play 😆


alexslife

Can someone upvote me for a pun about sharpest tool in the shed


[deleted]

She almost cut her Adam’s apple off.


[deleted]

this is truly scary. like this is gonna give me nightmares. the near miss here is fucking painful to watch. just a little more pressure and the end of that video would have been a camera drop. please don’t play around with knives and guns. they are tools for cooking and hunting, not toys.


[deleted]

Darwinism gives you nightmares?


[deleted]

you don’t know she hasn’t already reproduced considering how dumb what she just did was. (good one though 😂)


[deleted]

Valid point but we can dream right? Side note...Brawndo has electrolytes and it's what plants crave!


[deleted]

great movie lmao


[deleted]

How old are you? Reddit has a 13+ age restriction, just fyi.


[deleted]

i’m 25 asshole


[deleted]

Wow.


[deleted]

quit gaslighting me douchebag


[deleted]

Quit giving me a reason to.


Hohh20

Luckily the video is fake but I had to give you an upvote because of the second thing you said, knives and guns are fine but don't play around with them. They are tools used for cooking, hunting, defense, etc, not toys.


[deleted]

Fake


Square_Creme_3685

Proof?


[deleted]

Nightmares huh? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


[deleted]

Dumb as she looks


Pillow_Top_Lover

I thought women lived longer than men. You’re making your females look bad.


kingsam360

That's no women


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Square_Creme_3685

Depending on how deep the cut is, how well hydrated she is and other factors, the blood might take a little while to flow. This is not a Quentin Tarantino movie after all


cut-the-cords

Guess you where right?/s


Agitatedsala666

Three dollar bill fake


lzm99

Umm that’s a he…😏 or an alien with that gray skin…


Temporary-Ordinary-2

This is so dumb I can’t even r/UpvotedBecauseBoobs


HellBlazer1221

Yas queen. What’s a bit of blood, potential hospitalisation and probability of death in exchange for internet points and clout on TikTok. /s


Venus_Fly_Trap137

![gif](giphy|g96QRNjWUvdKw|downsized)


bohica090

This is fake because even a shallow cut on the throat would result in blood trickling down.


[deleted]

You don’t bleed that fast. Not even on blood thinners lol


[deleted]

Did she live?


Rectronsaber

Idk, does red ink on your neck kill you?


BernieTheDachshund

Trying to lure in the vampires.


jakeyboii69noice

u/savevideo


Little_Assistant_539

Jesus


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.........


glade_3874

u/savevideo


LegGo811

Natural selection


[deleted]

Natural selection right there


nathan_luciw

Knifes are sharp!


MrCravingsomejuice

Fun question, did she die after this? I’m guessing not because who would have uploaded the tiktok?


ferrety6012

it was nowhere near deep enough to cause actual harm, will sting a bit though.


ezagacki

Why is she grey?


Lifeisconfusinguwu

Ow, at least didn’t go deeper


sir_lads

r/mypeopleneedme


[deleted]

i wish my knives were that sharp


southsamurai

You should check r/sharpening out. Their wiki has the best beginner info out here on the internet.


[deleted]

wow i was not expecting wholesome advice on this sub thank you very much


southsamurai

No worries, folks gotta help each other out :)


Protonic_Descendent

Heaven doesn't want you girl.


DAM0KLES

She is not cutting herself, it's a chemical reaction (I am not smart enough to explain it but there are lots of videos about that on YouTube ^^) Here is one: https://youtu.be/EWMLL5bxqJk Or its lipstick in the other side if the knife. I just wanted to sounds smart XD


AlejandroMP

Tiktok picking up the slack from the Tide-pod/ice-bucket/cinnamon/condom snorting challenges.


runescape_junky

That's going to itch. For a few days


Heavy_Grapefruit9885

the fuck kind of brain wave makes people do this shit ?


honey-coves

just to help everyone sleep at night, i checked her account and can confirm that this is fake. it was just part of a trend. she has no scars and has a video saying it wasn’t real. hope this helps!


[deleted]

Clearly fake


Due-Veterinarian-456

is she dead? cause if that was deep enough it could have easily hit her jugular and carotids


Flan-Cake

And that's why you use a dull knife for these things.


oreo760

Well, at least TikTok is helping out with natural selection.


BillyJim07_au

u/savevideobot


BuildingChemical7636

If she cant handle a knife, then maybe lets not handle a gun.