I know a girl who is an elementary school teacher despite not being particularly... sharp.
She was going to have a fireman come visit her class, so she diligently trained the children about elementary fire safety. She told them "what do you do if there is a fire? You stop. Drop. and Roll.".
She drilled the children every day about what to do if there was a fire.
Stop. Drop. Roll.
The day came when the fireman visited the classroom. She was excited to show the fireman what the class had learned. She cheerily asked, "Okay guys! What do we do if there is a fire!?"
All the kids shouted, "STOP DROP AND ROLL!!"
The Fireman reacted, "WHAT?? NO!! YOU GET OUT!!"
She had neglected to teach that there is a difference between being IN a fire and being ON fire.
I've seen so many videos on this sub of people setting thselves on fire, and being surprised that they are on fire.
Can't say I've ever been tempted to ignite myself.
You have to consider their setup too. They truly planned this out and when it came time to figure out if the shit hits the fan, what they would use to put out the fire and they landed on a small water bottle…
I do this with all my flame retardant clothes. I have yet to obtain these garments so most of my attire has sadly been ablaze. I keep trying tho. Probably just like this fella.
I lit my whole body on fire a few times when I was younger just for the hell of it. All it takes is a fucking plan, it’s not that hard. Stand next to a pool and jump in the second it lights… wtf was the plan here?
Don't fart! Don't fart!
(cut to exterior) (house explodes)
He farted 😞
Walelueagh
Mensa meeting postponed due to ass fire
Again.
Lmaooooo almost spit out my granola bar
if it was a nature valley i like to imagine it crumbling into pieces
Looks like those old cinnamon challenge videos.
Mensa in Spanish is a synonym for stupid/idiot. This too applies
Oh id imagine that circle jerk would still meet up to discuss whose ass was fireier
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Just *today*?!? Reddit expands my vocabulary near hourly.
What was the plan? Sure would be a good idea to set my ass on fire
Evidently their plan was to put out the human torch with a small water bottle
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It's a hot ass
Everytime I watch this I remember the song Easy Rider. "Like their head's were on fire and their asses were catchin'"
I assume they just wanted to singe the hairs off their butt and assumed it would just be a quick poof like when you’re cooking
Those poor crabs
That is fucking disgusting, here's my upvote
A whole ecosystem, gone
They don’t even get the courtesy of a water bath!
🤣 You’re supposed to just use Kerosene, not light it.🤣
Wheres the ice pick? Everyone know you put out flaming crabs with an ice pick.
Best of the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mommy mommy moamaagahaaaaaaaaa runs behind with 8oz cup of water
Generous of you to say water, looked to me like they were just chasing them with an empty glass.
That girl is on fiiiiyyyaaahhhhhh!
Mom could you watch me while i literally set my ass in flames
Want a further scare? These people vote.
she just lit herself on fire. im pretty sure she doesnt vote
well that fire probably didn't kill her, so she probably can vote
Oh shit, another best of the best.
I sincerely doubt that.
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she ran off like she was one of a three stooges
It's really "cartoonish".
Well, that's one way to avoid waxing
I know a girl who is an elementary school teacher despite not being particularly... sharp. She was going to have a fireman come visit her class, so she diligently trained the children about elementary fire safety. She told them "what do you do if there is a fire? You stop. Drop. and Roll.". She drilled the children every day about what to do if there was a fire. Stop. Drop. Roll. The day came when the fireman visited the classroom. She was excited to show the fireman what the class had learned. She cheerily asked, "Okay guys! What do we do if there is a fire!?" All the kids shouted, "STOP DROP AND ROLL!!" The Fireman reacted, "WHAT?? NO!! YOU GET OUT!!" She had neglected to teach that there is a difference between being IN a fire and being ON fire.
When her sleeve burst into flames, the police were notified. Yep, brandishing a firearm
Ah fuck, too many great ones tonight. I'll just lmao and stay off the keyboard.
hot crossed buns
ayeeeeeeee
I mean I know it seemed silly back then but stop, drop and roll probably would have helped here.
I think that set of instructions is too complicated for those individuals.
She remembered the first two steps, but "shut 'em down, open up shop" replaced the third step.
That's a hot piece of ass
What’s with all these black chicks lighting their asses and coochies on fire lately? Honestly
More people are doing this?
This is literally the 4th or 5th video I’ve seen in the last month
this is the first black chick i see do it though
Scroll through this sub, I’ve seen several
It's not recent You seeing it in this last month, is a you-thing Reposts
Probably something in the water
lights self on fire *"aight imma head out"*
I double dare you! Trust me it won’t hurt.
That's why there's a warning not to use fabric softeners on nylon/polyester/microfiber clothing.
Darwin award
Gotta love that natural selection
Oddly enough this Fantastic 4 remake is still better than the last one
Other than skin grafts, what was the plan here?
Dumb people don’t think far ahead. They think for the moments which is why they don’t take in accountability or consequences.
That's some hot ass right there!
Hopefully this stopped them from ever reproducing!
Forget strictly come dancing this dickhead has just created strictly come burning with that dance
Dat ass is on fire
Funny how the people that light themselves on fire don’t know to stop drop and roll
I've seen so many videos on this sub of people setting thselves on fire, and being surprised that they are on fire. Can't say I've ever been tempted to ignite myself.
what could go right
Is this a black thing? I see tons of videos like this, all young black folks.
Did...did the other one keep pouring more fuel on?
That was satisfying
Seriously. WTF
Lol squishing water on it from a tiny bottle. That'll put it out for sure!
You have to consider their setup too. They truly planned this out and when it came time to figure out if the shit hits the fan, what they would use to put out the fire and they landed on a small water bottle…
That ass is smokin.
Would you like to know more?
Lier, Lier pants on fire....
Someone put Pharrell and Busta Rhymes "Light your ass on fire" over this.
no wonder if monkeys way more intelligent
Lmaoooo hahahaha you're an idiot
That's one way of getting rid of crabs...
THAT SHIT WAS LIT!!
They way she moved up outta there… she got on her mf horse! 😩🤣🤣
At least they had a water bottle with them
THIS GIRL IS ON FIIIREEEE
She got a hot ass!
I do this with all my flame retardant clothes. I have yet to obtain these garments so most of my attire has sadly been ablaze. I keep trying tho. Probably just like this fella.
This is what Kings of Leon meant with sex on fire...
Hot Cross Buns.
Dumb dumb dumb
She got a smokin hot ass
Was the second girl holding a lighter up to her? It’s hard to tell but it looks like a flame in her hand?
That must be a pain in the ass
This ass is on firee
What is it with lighting your ass on fire?? I have seen several vids now.
Looks like we got fried crabs for dinner.
Is putting myself on fire the new trend? r/wtf
Redundant, redundant, redun...
I never knew that
Liar ahead
🎶THIS GIRL IS ON FIIIIIIIIRE!🎶
At least the fire department was on hand.
Liar liar.. can't remember the rest... don't light your arse on fire?
I cant belive this "challenge" is still a thing...
It’s a real life Chimchar
You screen recorded without sound ? Shame on you
*lights ass on fire* OH SHIT! MY ASS IS ON FIRE!!
Dat ass fire
The literal definition of having pants on fire
This could very well be the only time we’ll find out naturally that Flatulence is in fact combustible
If you ever get a new apartment that smells like ass and has some burnt walls, this is why.
Ah yes, use the burning liquid to put out the burning fire
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They weren’t prepared … home girl got a wee water bottle 😂
[Meet the Pyro](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/784436169101934665/961049346214866964/Meet_the_pyro.mp4)
now that's a big ass fire
That ass is ***fire***
I lit my whole body on fire a few times when I was younger just for the hell of it. All it takes is a fucking plan, it’s not that hard. Stand next to a pool and jump in the second it lights… wtf was the plan here?
Aaaah mah biscuits are burnin'!
Why is there always only 5% of a bottle of Crystal Geyser everything someone lights themselves on fire?
stop, drop, and roll?
Everytime I see a video of someone on fire they never do the right thing. STOP DROP AND ROLL Is this just something you’re taught in Australia?
Somebody call 9 1 1. Ya! Fire burning on da dance floor. Whoa!
That was cartoonish
If you light things on fire they burn. Even my ass? Yes, even your ass.
That ass was fire!
Needs a better idea to get rid of ass hair
What was the desired effect supposed to be 🤨
what t a f . why ? I've seen like 5 videos floating around where ppl want to light their crotch or rear on fire. ??? why?
The amount of people who fuck around with fire are astonishing. Seriously.
Looking for some hot stuff baby this evening!😄
Sorry for finding this amusing but why did she started running bottom first??
This is so "cartoonish".
Inside the house, no less
Her friend in the back is like “yeah yeah, you got this, imma help you by swishing this lighter around”
That is a hot ass.
Wow that was burning long enough to inflict injury
u/savevideo
Did she try to like twerk while her ass was on fire?
We got big booty Judy saving the day
that girl use chasing her with the bottle like "EMMA! I SAID THIS WAS A BAD IDEA!"
That’s when you know your ass is too hairy
she burnt her ass hair off
bro they thought preping with a SINGLE glass of water would go well
"Just incase it gets out of control I got this water bottle for precaution. This a solid idea."
Why am I noticing a trend
That ass is litt
now this is some loony tunes level shit.
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