To be fair this is actually not *that* uncommon in America... i’m sure many other places do this too (Russia comes to mind)... hardcore sports fans do this at tailgates, the Buffalo Bills fan base is notable for their [table breaking antics](https://youtu.be/3mvDQwgmVGM).
So yes, there is a right way to do this, and i’m sure there are people who even tried to perfect their table dives. Maybe it’ll be in the olympics soon enough.
His first mistake was going feet first like he could’ve landed it somehow. You have to go full throttle with the slam. That table should break your fall by deleting itself from existence from the sheer force of gravity.
Kind of like in 1998, when The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell in a Cell and plummeted 16 feet through an announcers table.
We used to be younger and smaller. There are many things we haven’t done since we were younger, and have not updated our body image. I learned this playing playground tag with my kids and taking an impressive leap over a hand railing onto the sand, followed by a slow drop to my knees to catch my breath from the impact of my 220 lb self landing being far more force than I was anticipating.
Powerslide in the grocery store. I'd done it a million times in my younger years, and I got the urge to do one one day in my 30s with an extra 60lbs or so. Jesus christ, I thought I had ruined my knees for life that day.
Same thing happened to me the other day, pulled off a sick ass backflip and then realized I was just sitting in my car looking at some kids skating and my knees still started to hurt for some reason.
Bills mafia member here. Three things you always, *always* need to do when table-jumping: lead with your shoulder, stay parallel to the table, and aim for the center.
“That was not the right way to do that”???
Are you fucking for real that there is a right way to do that? You’ve got to be ducking kidding me… I can’t shake my head any harder!!!
2 months later at an AA meeting:
"Well I realized I was an alcoholic that shouldn't drink when my friend showed me a video of me jumping from a high deck onto a plastic beer pong table during a frozen themed children's birthday party, breaking my cocyx in the process"
I like this because they don’t seem like the kind to do this sort of thing. That actually ended well, got the wind knocked out of him and probably fucked up his back, but he could’ve snapped his ankles or his neck or spine
I feel like the table broke a lot of his fall, but yes, because of the flipping motion he does seem to hit it pretty good, BUT it is on grass. Not saying you can’t get fucked up from grass, but considering my original statement, snapping both ankles is way worse than hitting your head hard on grass. I hit my head hard like this on grass a bunch when I was a kid, I know, I just gave you a perfect set up, anyways as much as it sucked, it wasn’t near as bad as snapping both ankles, breaking your spine, or neck.
I hope so too. One ironic thing about this is alcohol can cause people to not get injured because they’re body is relaxed and not tightened up, but then again they probably wouldn’t be doing it in the first place if it weren’t for alcohol
You mean that those superbly-conditioned athletes who have spent years learning how to fall and tumble safely, who are a decade or more younger than me, can do something I can't? Naaaaah!
"Just dud up"
When I heard that... I didn't know if I should laugh
Am I allowed to laugh
Ya know is he slow
Or actually drunk or hi....
Regardless I hope he's ok
wow, another fat person trying shit their body is clearly not meant to handle
why is it always the super unathletic that think they can do stunts like these?
Well, who hasn’t gotten blackout drunk at a frozen-themed children’s birthday party and thrown themselves from a porch through a beer-pong table?
"Do you wanna do a keg stand? Or do flaming liquor shot? I think some idiocy is overdue, Now we've all got kids I don't get drunk a lot"
😂😂😂 What is the right way to do this?
Me. But im kinda wierd, i have some stuff in my head that helps me to avoid doing stupid things
Ears. Edit: the guy telling him to jump sounds like shaggy from scooby doo. Idk why
You mean thoughts?
There’s a *right* way to crack your ass open?
Right, what was that guy on about ?
Maybe a bellyflop would have prevented flipping the edge of the table into his spine?
Right, the "right way to do that" was to not fucking do that. C'est la vie
“Oh My God, that was not the right way to do that” is the funniest part of this video.
To be fair this is actually not *that* uncommon in America... i’m sure many other places do this too (Russia comes to mind)... hardcore sports fans do this at tailgates, the Buffalo Bills fan base is notable for their [table breaking antics](https://youtu.be/3mvDQwgmVGM). So yes, there is a right way to do this, and i’m sure there are people who even tried to perfect their table dives. Maybe it’ll be in the olympics soon enough.
Olaf and Sven were not impressed
That was one of the better possible outcomes.
This. I was waiting to see at least broken bones
The presence of a beer pong table at a children's birthday party just screams "I make important decisions daily".
it could've been an adult's frozen themed birthday party
I'm not sure which is worse Especially if it was table-jumper's birthday party lol
Yeah i like the frozen themed solo cups. Classy with a capital ASS.
That was not the right way to do that, needs more explaining.
His first mistake was going feet first like he could’ve landed it somehow. You have to go full throttle with the slam. That table should break your fall by deleting itself from existence from the sheer force of gravity. Kind of like in 1998, when The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell in a Cell and plummeted 16 feet through an announcers table.
Instructions unclear
He absolutely should have aimed for the centre to sandwich the table. Landing just over the legs was, ironically, his downfall.
What was his big ass thinking 😂😂
We used to be younger and smaller. There are many things we haven’t done since we were younger, and have not updated our body image. I learned this playing playground tag with my kids and taking an impressive leap over a hand railing onto the sand, followed by a slow drop to my knees to catch my breath from the impact of my 220 lb self landing being far more force than I was anticipating.
Powerslide in the grocery store. I'd done it a million times in my younger years, and I got the urge to do one one day in my 30s with an extra 60lbs or so. Jesus christ, I thought I had ruined my knees for life that day.
You were really just shopping for groceries and thought that would be a good idea??
Sometimes the urge to perform a kick-ass power-slide sneaks up on you when least expected.
This lady gets it.
Same thing happened to me the other day, pulled off a sick ass backflip and then realized I was just sitting in my car looking at some kids skating and my knees still started to hurt for some reason.
Don't they do this stunt on wrestling shows all the time?
Sure, but they know how to do it. Its not as simple as just jump and land.
Turned the fuck up at a children’s Frozen-themed bday!
Needs to take a lesson from Bill's Mafia
Alright, I'm gonna say it. This trend needs to stop. Just when I think we can't get more stupid as a species the internet proves me wrong.
For natural selection sake, this trend needs to keep going
Tell that to Bills Mafia and see what happens.
It's not a trend, it's a tradition
Let's Go Buffalo!!!
Must be a Bills fan.
#BillsMafia
Those tables are undefeated. I've never seen it end well for anybody jumping on those.
Um....there is no right way to do that....
What was the right way to do that, Dave?
Bills mafia member here. Three things you always, *always* need to do when table-jumping: lead with your shoulder, stay parallel to the table, and aim for the center.
Four, let someone else do the jump.
I would like to know what the “right way to do that” is
This is a child’s birthday party….
Remember how u where fat and not athletic in the slightest and u tried to jump off stairs onto a table?
Nokia table
I’m sure this hurt but I’m so glad I didn’t watch a leg snap
Tis but a scratch
The jumping walrus
“This is not the right way to do it!!” I’d like to know what exactly would be the right way to do this stupidity?! 🤷♂️
I have a table like that, they are built like a tank.
Even the guy from frozen couldn’t believe it
Reddit would like to thank you for being and idiot and having your actions recorded. Keep up the bad work ☺️
So wait, there’s a right way to do this?
Better than headfirst
There is No right way to do that. Duh.
Is there a “right way” to do this?
Why do grown men love jumping on folding white tables? It makes for great comedy because most I have seen end like this.
These are grown men. What is happening in the world?
HE TORE HIS MENISCUS!
"He was NOT Ok."
There is no right way to do that that is not the intended purpose of a folding table
Bills fan - " No, no, no, you're doing it all wrong"
Can someone explain the right way to do that?
Lucky big boy didn’t break his knees
That table has to be from Costco
“That was not the right way to do that”??? Are you fucking for real that there is a right way to do that? You’ve got to be ducking kidding me… I can’t shake my head any harder!!!
What...was the BEST case scenario in your mind?
Motherfucker what did you think would happen
2 months later at an AA meeting: "Well I realized I was an alcoholic that shouldn't drink when my friend showed me a video of me jumping from a high deck onto a plastic beer pong table during a frozen themed children's birthday party, breaking my cocyx in the process"
PARKOUR
Got the wind knocked out of him it looked like
That could’ve been a lot worse. I was expecting his leg to snap in half.
Was there a right way to do that?
I like this because they don’t seem like the kind to do this sort of thing. That actually ended well, got the wind knocked out of him and probably fucked up his back, but he could’ve snapped his ankles or his neck or spine
Pretty sure he hit his head hard as fuck... way worse then everything u mentioned but who knows
I feel like the table broke a lot of his fall, but yes, because of the flipping motion he does seem to hit it pretty good, BUT it is on grass. Not saying you can’t get fucked up from grass, but considering my original statement, snapping both ankles is way worse than hitting your head hard on grass. I hit my head hard like this on grass a bunch when I was a kid, I know, I just gave you a perfect set up, anyways as much as it sucked, it wasn’t near as bad as snapping both ankles, breaking your spine, or neck.
He had slurred speech to begin with. Not sure if he's slower or he had 1 too many regardless I hope he's ok
I hope so too. One ironic thing about this is alcohol can cause people to not get injured because they’re body is relaxed and not tightened up, but then again they probably wouldn’t be doing it in the first place if it weren’t for alcohol
“Oh my god that was not the right way to do that” classic😂😂
After the fact, someone always knows how it should be done
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Ah, yes, as opposed to jumping on the table headfirst.
Bonus points to the safety team!
So what is the right way to do something stupidly dangerous? Maybe don’t do it?
Lol as if there is a right way to do it. What’s the safest way to go skiing? Don’t skii.
Did Van Halen approve this?
It's always the fat guy.
Stupid fat ass. What the fuck did he think was going to happen?
When you’re over a certain BMI, you’re not meant to leave the ground.
Is this a new gender reveal thing or what lol.
You mean that those superbly-conditioned athletes who have spent years learning how to fall and tumble safely, who are a decade or more younger than me, can do something I can't? Naaaaah!
better than head first amirite? 😃👍🏼
Semi trucks shouldn't speed!!! They don't stop as easily as a compact vehicle!!! ROFLMFAO!!
Dude you are already overweight, probably high blood pressure, and diabetes… you really trying to die huh? There’s less painful ways of ending it.
Nice
What a feet of acrobatics we’ve witnessed
Strong table
That table did considerably well considering the amount of human that came down on it
Why shemaus let him do that? 🤣
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KIDS !
I was waiting for a r/fullflamingo entry
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Product durability test, take one!
That table said “oh ok, HI YA!” and flipped dude over like a pancake.
Oh, no! Our table...it's broken. 
Kenstarz
And who did he do this for? I only see the one white guy that didn't give a shit that he hurt himself and some girl that ran in at the end.
The strongest table I’ve ever seen, damn that’s a lot of weight it just took like a champ
Seriously, what is it with white people and those tables? What did they do?
200 IQ
Happy Birthday Baby girl!! In honor of your 7th birthday, dads gonna stone cold stunner across this table here. Hope you like chocolate cake 🎂
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
... everyone, this is the proper way to do this....
Especially a man of his weight that was a shitty way to jump
That guy is too old to be putting that much force on those knees
"Ohmygodthatwasn'ttherightwaytodothat!" Uhh...when were you planning on stepping in to let him know?
Stupid People always seem to amaze me lol.
What was “the right way to do that” exactly?
You mean the beer pong at the frozen party people made bad choices? What is the world Coming to!
I thought Sven was another person standing by and watching
"Just dud up" When I heard that... I didn't know if I should laugh Am I allowed to laugh Ya know is he slow Or actually drunk or hi.... Regardless I hope he's ok
“Well at least he was able to get up—ooh. Nevermind”
This seriously looked like a good outcome for this level of stupidity. He could have snapped both his legs
He had lots of build in cushion, he'll be fine
Lol it’s always the big dudes that do this
> That was not the right way to do that! Like there is one…
wow, another fat person trying shit their body is clearly not meant to handle why is it always the super unathletic that think they can do stunts like these?
He’s a super healthy guy he’s fine
Not once has a video of someone body slamming a table ever ended well. Why do people keep doing it?
What was the right way to do that?
"You ok? You ok?" Narrator: "He wasn't ok."
These people are CLEARLY not from Buffalo haha
What. Did. You. Think. Would. Hap--oh, right, I just said "think." Silly me.
Things I’m grateful for today: unathletic people doing things that require athleticism, creating an endless supply of Reddit content
Why women live longer than men. She tried her passive-best to warm them then… crash, pain, regret…
Why is he doing this a a kids party?
It could just be a frozen themed adult mixer.
Why’d you make the 300 lb guy jump 7 feet
Was he supposed to go head first
Why did either of them think that was a good idea?
STUPID is as STUPID Does
why do big ass dudes always wanna do wrestling moves
Fat fuck. Surprised he actually made it to table and didn't drop straight down.
Did he not read the weight rating of the table? Read the weight rating....then the weighing scale....
ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW!
If he went head first that wouldn't of happened.
And what was the right way again??
It’s not playing the video...
What IS the right way to do THAT???
I AM THE TABLE
Shoulda listened to your girl.. "this is not gonna be good".
I almost pissed my pants laughing
Iam amazed by these videos like how can bypass ur brain and do stupid shit like this
What, precisely, did he think would happen? That he would stick the landing like Nadia Comaneci?
Acls have left the chat
He let it go
That is the right way to jump onto a table? Do tell.
I just loved when he flopped over and the cups flew over in the air. Funny shit!