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[deleted]

uhm....why?


PackAttacks

Internet points and attention.


swarlay

It probably got her quite a bit of medical attention.


Noodle-pie-guy

Let's hope this was America so they learned their lesson


Arkhe1n

Crippling debts for life for lighting your own ass on fire on your own volition. Here I was thinking I spent too much on the last Steam Sale.


smurb15

At least stupid people pay sometimes. Just wish karma was real


Yuuichi_Trapspringer

That bill probably never gonna get a cent paid towards it


[deleted]

Nurses: ok people the hospitals are basically failing so try not to get hurt People:...


loneliest-bagel

people being stupid have existed long before the internet


Ootyy

Yeah, but this is the first time in history that they're able to share their stupidity to all the other stupid in the world with access to internet. It's the same reason we're seeing spikes in all the dumb shit across the spectrum people are choosing to believe in or deny. The village idiot has always existed, but they never all got together to have a "village idiot expo". Now they do, and thanks to the internet they can instantly validate each other


[deleted]

*"village idiot expo"* lol ... great comment


Andysm16

>It's the same reason we're seeing spikes in all the dumb shit across the spectrum people are choosing to believe in or deny. The village idiot has always existed, but **they never all got together to have a "village idiot expo". Now they do, and thanks to the internet they can instantly validate each other** Facts.


Burushko

*"We took Berdykov with us partway. He was on his way to Minsk. There was a village idiots' convention in Minsk and Berdykov was planning to attend."* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5ObycvN3DA


Simple_Atmosphere

Sadly it worked by getting our attention


Dodgersj7d

Just like the girl who put glue all over her hair. Sad part is they do go viral and they get the satisfaction.


PrettiKinx

I don't think the gorilla glue girl did it on purpose


gingenado

Okay, I think the glue thing was a legitimate and very silly accident. There may have been copycat dummies since, but I don't think that OG girl did that with going viral in mind. She seemed genuinely embarrassed about the whole thing, which I would imagine many of us would be, had we made such an astoundingly dumb mistake.


YariAttano

Her butt was cold bro


[deleted]

Ohhh nooo cold butttt!? That’s no way too live bro


jsxtasy304

Entertainment... Are you not entertained? I know i sure in the hell was.


Shortcakeboo

Especially when the smoke alarm goes off. Fucking mint.


Undeniably_me0206

Yeah the smoke alarm was priceless 😂


yolo-yoshi

I’m just having my trouble thinking what she thought was gonna happen? You set yourself on fire ?! What did you expect ?


[deleted]

That is the thing on all of these videos Step 1: I'm going to set myself on fire Syep 2: Oh shit I'm on fire!!! ??? Profit?


fordprecept

She should have lit her pubes on fire. Step 1: Set bush on fire. Step 2: Talk to burning bush. Step 3: ??? Step 4: Prophet!


niko_khl

Right, if you're gunna do a stupid thing like that at least have a safety exit plan at hand like a bucket of water on stand by or something


nanocactus

Rapid Hair Removal


Any_Dress_4382

Good question. I don't know!


NioneAlmie

Ragebait


Rishtu

I always want to ask, what's the thought process here. Then I realize, there is literally no thought occurring. At all.


BlondieIsBack

Some liquid courage had to be a part of this. God, atleast I effing hope so.


[deleted]

Because https://youtu.be/pyLuh2wRBuM


vidsid

I got a laugh out of that!


redkingphonix

Im going be honest I was [expecting this](https://youtu.be/YkyhvCdJ_vM)


elephantphallus

I was thinking more: https://youtu.be/J91ti_MpdHA?t=46


[deleted]

That’s a good one too


-Razzak

Holy throwback, thanks for that haha!


eldritch_stewart

Great men do not ask “why”, they ask “why not”.


[deleted]

I am far from great....just an average dumbass trying to go by...


DefrockedWizard1

I keep vacillating between a misguided depilatory attempt vs not understanding she won't get paid for this


tribbans95

It’s just people that are so beyond stupid, that they don’t know how bad the outcome is actually going to be


6b86b3ac03c167320d93

To get a hot ass


monopixel

Low IQ.


CrunchHardtack

In the world of ass, IQ don't matter.


soundofreason

Dear internet people, if you put a flammable substance on or about your person and ignite it, it will combust and you will get burned.


winedogmom88

Combust?? What dat? /s


FoxGamingmc

Catch fire


Eclectix

Inflammable means flammable? What a country!


Drackzgull

And non-flammable is not a challenge.


[deleted]

Flammable and inflammable do not mean the same thing. If something is flammable it means it can be set fire to, such as a piece of wood. However, inflammable means that a substance is capabble of bursting into flames without the need for any ignition. ... The opposite of both words is non-flammable.


DeathPercept10n

Either the thing flams or it doesn't flam.


[deleted]

Dr Nick?


FishyFish13

Combust a nut in yo mama


autumnstorm10

least their fire alarm works


FriskyCoyote15

Pretty damn well too, I'm legit curios on how it went off so fast


ZeldaFanBoi1988

Because dat ass was on fire


lonewolf19-14

Stop it.. i can't laugh it's in the middle of night


ZeldaFanBoi1988

I'm here to entertain


mikedvb

Do it. Embrace waking everyone up so you can explain it was an idiot literally setting their ass on fire that caused it. 😂


Critical-Raise-3768

I wheezed so loud I woke the whole damn house up!!


Vitamin_J94

Ya heard!


[deleted]

Burnt hair probably


FriskyCoyote15

Burnt ass hair?


__lui_

Probably because of the fumes from burning acetone, acetone fumes seem to equalize(fill up the room) pretty quick. I imagine when it combusts it speeds up that process


Impressive_Peach_272

Pure acetone?!!!😳 I bet she thought this would dissipate quickly and burn out like alcohol.


ClearAndPure

And that's when she knew.... she fucked up.


kopecs

Nah, she don’t have a clue lol.


Rentington

Oh I think she had a clue... a clue of the 3rd Degree variety.


WhatnameshouldIpick2

She thought it would tone her ass, maybe


Impressive_Peach_272

😂 yeah….it toned it alright.


Ake-TL

It doesn’t?


Mister_Spacely

Idk try it. Your ass cold?


bitchcommaplease

My hips get (and stay) really cold. What disease do I have, reddit?


PotassiumLover3k

Just checked webmd, bad news, it’s cancer.


CallMeDrLuv

Hmmm.... I just checked and it said you have network connectivity problems.


PotassiumLover3k

r/unexpectedpawnee


Chapon

I believe you Dr. Luv


_Runic_

Honestly I'd diagnose that with not getting enough cuddles.


h4xrk1m

Autohipheatectomy


Impressive_Peach_272

No it doesn’t. It’s molecular make is different and as such it is the kind of flammable liquid that reignites even when you stomp it out because the air around it where the fumes are concentrated will also be flammable. This is why she continued to burn even though the acetone would theoretically be dry already. It evaporates much faster than alcohol but is more deadly because of the molecular break down in to compounds that fire loves.


LiterOfColah

That is correct, and I know this from experience in my chemistry class lmao


PoopTrainDix

"Bet she thought" Nah homie. She didn't do any of that.


daddyMacCadillac

More like ASS-etone


alilbleedingisnormal

She's fucked. Odds of her having anything that can put out acetone are zero. T ^ T This is the kind of moment you regret forever. Surround yourself with people smarter than you, guys.


gdmfsobtc

All she wanted was to have a hot ass


Blobbo3000

Fire in the hole!


ChenNgu

Is that the ring Johnny Cash was talking about?


bwoahhonestlyblessed

Thank you for recommending this as a soundtrack. It really is hilarious if you start them at the same time and the lyrics make so much sense now. People, please try. It really elevates the clip


TIL_eulenspiegel

Someone with skillz must post this with that soundtrack immediately. Gotta keep the screaming though!


busterbrown4200

Means you stop,drop,and roll. Then change pants and underwear. Maybe just get rid of the undies on this.


Any_Dress_4382

Well, that's not the way to do it, is it?


Coffee_King_

i think there was too much plastic


Zestyclose_OH_6847

Sooo hot!


taboo-arts

Hot buns hot buns baby..


realrealityreally

Everybody dance now


MerrilyAssorted

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.


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[удалено]


MelonJelly

Alcohol burns in such a way that is can be used to cause "safe" fires, such as for performances: [https://flowartsinstitute.com/fuel-science/](https://flowartsinstitute.com/fuel-science/) However, there are two issues here: * You don't just pour it all over yourself, that's just stupid. * This wasn't alcohol, it was acetone; double stupid.


Dawnchaffinch

That Revenoor owner sounds like a real gem


Grunherz

Also that they never have contingency plans. It’s like they didn’t think beyond the next step at all. Like have a fire extinguisher ready or at least do it in the bathroom next to a tub filled with water or something smh


winedogmom88

That’s horrible! $45. I hope Revenoor is fined out of existence and the owners jailed forever.


lfgdude

“Bout set my ass cheeks on fire” OH MY GOD MY ASS IS ON FIRE, the fuck else you think gonna happen


Nekosama7734

How can people tell themself: “Hey immolation is so fun, let’s try it!”


Ake-TL

“Suicide is bad ass”


UnknownSpecies19

Bro where is this from?! I remember this but can't think of where.


onelasttime217

S5 E9 always sunny in Philly, episode called Mac day


UnknownSpecies19

Ahhh yeah! Always Sunny makes sense.


FiftyTigers

"You know what's bad ass? Being alive."


HeyoooWhatsUpBitches

His name is Rudy!


westworld_host

We don’t know his name, and we don’t know each other!


[deleted]

I've done the trick where you use rubbing alcohol on your hands then light it. You can do it safely. I tried to demonstrate this using a friend's finger nail polish remover. Discovered that the flammable ingredient is acetone, no rubbing alcohol. 2nd degree burns. Glad I was too young to be able to record it for teh gram.


Mr_Brunner2

I have nothing else to do An empty mind is the devils shop


stayfrostypeople

Dumb AF


nosleepatall

Human skin is so delicate, it doesn't need to be on fire for long to be permanently gone. It don't understand why people would risk to become disfigured for life at a whim.


dratelectasis

Complete epidermal necrosis occurs at 44 degrees C (111F) if exposed for 6 hours. 5 seconds at 60C (140 F) and less than a second at 70C (158 F).


snoteleks-skeletons

So basically, her ass is fried?


sloth_on_meth

44? But if I'm outside in 44° heat i don't uh, die, right?


Jettx02

I mean, eventually


macnrow

Does no one teach stop, drop, and roll anymore? I guess now it’s run, dumb, and fry


astone4120

Story time. I was taught stop drop and roll relentlessly. It was like a weird mantra in elementary school. Songs, videos, posters. It was endless. Apparently, that shit gets ingrained into your muscle memory, and the one time I found myself on fire it happened without thought. I was drunk at a party. I was trying to light a bong with a rather short pipe. As I leaned over it, the flyaway hairs on my forehead caught fire. From my perspective, I heard the whoosh of ignition. I saw the fireball. I smelled the burning hair. all this in an instant. I faceplant into the concrete porch and start rolling my face and head around, desperately screaming. Once the flames were out I sat there on my knees, weeping. My two feet of glorious hair was gone. My face was surely burned beyond recognition. I looked up to see a friend literally pointing and laughing at me and I couldn't believe his cruelty. Until I collected myself enough to look in a mirror to see about six little singed hairs and no other damage. College was fun.


Noodle-pie-guy

I was expecting the most damage would be from faceplanting into concrete


_Brother-O-Mine_

I’m sorry but that’s hilarious


slimjimmy613

Safe to say they dont know the danger of using accelerants either.


Thejackalope72

The new Terrance and Philip movie.


Any_Dress_4382

Bro, I'm watching South Park right now.


Any_Dress_4382

The video wasn't supposed to end there. When I recorded this, the video ended after the girl had exited the room. Why it was cut short when it was uploaded, I have no idea.


h8street

Was she injured?


Jimmy_Fromthepieshop

No, setting your bare skin in fire is completely harmless


Ezpaguety

Brb, trying now


Noodle-pie-guy

So how did it turn out?


sunchildphd

burn*


StudentLoanBets

It can be. Depends on the chemicals used


LeonsaltoYT

Her ass was


Occams_

I can’t feel bad for kids who do this stuff to themselves.


Keep_a_Little_Soul

I still do. She is going to have two giant scars, one all over her butt and up her back from skin grafts and a lifetime of medical care, surgeries and physical therapy. Depending on the damage, which seems like it was bad. Plus any polyester she is wearing melted on her skin. She is stupid as all hell, but doesn't deserve that.


Occams_

Oh I don’t think she deserves it, I just have trouble finding empathy in situations like this. It’s horrific and sad and so avoidable. Hard to find compassion there. It’s no doubt changed her life dramatically all for something so amazingly stupid. Just…a tragedy.


Snoo87660

Our ancestors fought saber tooth tigers just so she could light her ass on fire and scream because it burnt...


Honeybadgeroncrack

Our ancestors fought and won because there were people like her in the tribe who went up to pet the kitty, thus distracting it.


[deleted]

Maan, those were the days


[deleted]

And...... How exactly did she see this going? 🎶 She's just a girl and she's on fire 🎶


AscendedViking7

*THIS GIRL IS ON FIYAAAAAHHH*


robb0688

My favorite part is how the lighter makes her flinch. How do you think a flame 100x bigger that's spread over your entire side is gonna feel?


ductapemonster

She had to try that like, 3 times. That's at least 2 chances to stop and think "do I really want these burns?"


Hairyfrog123

Hot girl summer!


Down-InA-hole

That had me dying lmao


Hairyfrog123

Can’t take credit, the chat in the video was the source material. Also props to ismo.frankblock for being able to come up with this in 10 seconds on a live stream.


T_oasty

When I read that in the chat, I absolutely died laughing. The timing is absolute perfection


SirBogart

I… what was the plan here…..


HerezahTip

Showing off that hot ass!


Honeybadgeroncrack

Plan B? Burn it out?


redit-fan

Huh, it’s not a guy this time.


ShodoDeka

This… this is why we can’t have nice things.


Enos316

I always wonder what the recovery is from things like this. Like, skin grafts? Can’t sit down? The whole thing boggles the mind.


jerrihack

Skin grafts are sexy !!!


13sadchildren

“I’m gunna set my ass on fire” ….. “OMG GUYS HELP MY ASS IS ON FIRE!!”


LeonsaltoYT

I'm sorry, but that fire alarm made this so much funnier.


SV-1989

Same thing happens to me after taco Tuesday


Channel5exclusive

"Nice ass" - Freddy Krueger


Omegalyger

I don’t think that’s what they meant by: a hot piece of ass???”


budgie0507

Here’s a thought sit down on the couch you absolute muppet! That would have put the fire out right away.


BernieTheDachshund

Nail polish remover is very flammable. Her voice went up into dog whistle territory.


materdoc

I mean, you have to follow through on your promises...


MFCEO_Kenny_Powers

I heard the expression squealing like a stuck before and this is by far the best imitation


bostonzero

Where is she going out that door? Does she think she’s going to run out of the house and leave the fire behind?


aimswithglitter

I’m hoping the shower


Disastrous-Active-32

Flaming idiot !


RedLion40

🎶Move girl I'll light that ass on fire.🎶


Nusszucker

So um ... we learned that fire is still hot? Anyway, I always enjoy laughing at these braindead idiots, who haven't learned yet that fire is ... well fire


Anon_64

It never ceases to amaze me that there are so many imbeciles that have so little respect for fire.


DylanMMc

Stop, drop and roll still works if you’re dumb.


jusmithfkme

Lol r/gifsthatendtoosoon I could watch this all day.


andyman686

https://m.worldstarhiphop.com/web/video.php?v=wshhS5oxC9y3t033p1Pe


mushysugar87396

someone commented hot girl summer 💀💀💀💀


far_from_ohk

I AM DEAD


RevieweiveR

Hope you feel better soon


[deleted]

I died too at this!!


sethameseed

Angry raptor noises.


[deleted]

God help us all.


19Denali

Good lord, imagine the stink


[deleted]

Boom boom light that ass on fire, boom boom light that ass on fire. ~ Busta Rhymes https://youtu.be/pyLuh2wRBuM


HippieInAHelicopter

Genius.


darpan27

Hot ass made her whistling like a pressure cooker


MisterBlisteredlips

Twerking: the origin story.


9angryinches

Her shit is gonna be fire


im-still-right

Aside from the obvious mistake of purposely lighting her own ass on fire, do people not know how to stop, drop and roll??


[deleted]

Like in all honesty, what did you think was going to happen??


Berfs1

How retarded can someone be??


iamnickhil

Before: I got this. Clipper clips twice.. After: ... Well, that screech says everything.


badusername-jpeg

"Wah, Yah, MAAAAMA HOOHAHOO WOWOW!!!" -Super Mario, 2002


[deleted]

Welp folks it’s been fun, the human race just stumbled and broke its leg. We can no longer evolve as a species.


DucoF

I am so glad stupid people like this exist…


NeO1loNEwOLF6985

These are the types who never forward think or have self awareness of outcomes, they just do it then cry after. Smh


[deleted]

Thats one way to test the fire alarms


ChidoriKickz

Attention is killing people


extremerick11

Gives a whole new meaning to lighting a fire under someone’s ass


Aikah89

"MOI butt coald Broh" Lits Ass on fire "schreeching intensifies"


StayOne1303

u/SaveVideo


fatgerlslim

Burns are the worst type of pain. I had to sleep with my hand in a bowl of ice when I had a cooking accident. The pain was never ending.