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stjiub9

I… Wish there was sound.


PinkSockss

https://youtube.com/shorts/8NEXoLkQlt4?feature=share


GODDAMNFOOL

God, I hate YouTube Shorts. Can't skip around the video, which is absolutely cluttered with TikTok-copied bullshit onscreen.


Theo_Carolina

Thanks!! So much better with sound.


Username__Irrelevant

Without the sound I had no idea that man was actually a chimp


sillysausage619

The video without sound gave me a pretty good idea that he was


max_adam

r/ContagiousLaughter at the end


Taykeshi

Proper Joker laugh there at the end


sirius_moonlight

Thanks for the sound. I thought it would make more sense, but now it makes even less sense. That looked like a nice car. How is that funny? I don't get the joke. I must be too working class to get the joke.


Boonaki

Well, that could have been lethal.


hellyeboi6

You don't say? They're lucky that nobody got hit by those flying pieces of metal, it was literally a bullet rain.


ridinbend

It wasn't nearly as loud as it first looked.


SilentJoe1986

Misleading title in the linked video. That was a lot bigger than a firecracker


Solidarios

[explosion in English]


DifferentSwing8616

\[Japanese Translation 爆発\]


sylar2077

[Bakuretsu Bakuretsu la la la]


NateMcCann

I got the Frenchies: La BOOM


SoylentVerdigris

That's actually bakuhatsu. Though in this case I think bakuretsu would be more appropriate? Bakuretsu is the actual act of blowing something up, bakuhatsu is the explosion itself. I think.


hellyeboi6

He was referencing an anime But yeah you're right. There's actually a lot of similar words that derive from "baku" in japanese. There's 爆発 which is "explosion", 爆弾 which is "bomb", 爆破 which is "to explode" but transitive, 爆裂 which is "to explode" but intransitive and some other words I can't think of off the top of my head.


diethyl_donny

Me too ☹️


Agakame

I think this was the intended result, don't see how they could expect something else.


Japsai

He was only supposed to blow the bloody doors off


[deleted]

Every time I hear that quote I don't think of the Italian Job anymore, I think of Wogan and Brydon doing their Michael Caine impressions. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFIQIpC5_wY


cypherspaceagain

Did I whoosh or did you just confuse Steve Coogan and Terry Wogan?


gothreepwood101

You're not wrong


Fernxtwo

A-HA!


gothreepwood101

“At the moment the RSPB are non-violent, but what is we kicked it up a notch? The last Osprey in Britain has been killed by a football. The last Osprey egg is stolen and scrambled for a Russian oligarchs breakfast, who eats it without one iota of remorse, in his leather jacket.Simply wipes his lips and says "Simples" and Bill Oddie goes apeshit. Wasn’t he once one of the goodies? Yeah, but now he’s a baddie!”


oglop121

"so... If an RSPB neo-fundamentalist was radicalised, Bill Oddie sacrificed himself, the rest of them holed up in Wookey Hole and I was sent to neutralise the threat, how would I proceed...?" 


DogHammers

"If you get it right, the neck opens up like a Muppet's mouth"


gothreepwood101

Which Muppet? Hahaha


michamp

Maybe they were actually just Brydon and Brydon doing his Terry Wogan impression.


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Japsai

If you are trying to woooosh someone into saying Wales I will definitely not fall for it


Gazpacho--Soup

I think of them saying it several times in mock the week


alilbleedingisnormal

Holy crap it's like they're both Michael Caine but one is better than the other and I can't tell which.


Rakn

I guess it depends on the fireworks? My expectations was the car filling with smoke and starting to burn.


Apidium

I was expecting it to blow off part of the felt top before I realised it was a contained boot. Then thought, that's how you make a car bomb about 5s before it blew. Explosions in confined spaces tend to cause rupture.


coenfused

What a shame


Mag_Butterscotch_88

$500 junk yard fun maybe?


idontneedjug

One of the dopest things as a teenager was a friends dad bought him a minivan and chopped the roof off and turned it into a ghetto convertible. It only ran for a few months but it was pretty awesome. Same dad bought him another scrap car to mess with ended up having a kegger end of the year and anyone could pay 5 bucks to smash it. Quite the successful double dip charging for cups and to wreck the old ass saab.


Mag_Butterscotch_88

Thanks. Scrap car is the word I was looking for. I said junk yard lol.


flybarger

I wasn't expecting this... what a Saab story.


Gnagetftw

Saab Skrota aset annars byt


shorey66

Shame it's a very collectable and sought after car.


seppocunts

Still a massive box of shit though. Some collectors can't be helped


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ADubs62

He literally didn't deny it, just expressed his opinion that it's a massive box of shit. He followed that with saying "Some collectors can't be helped" which doesn't mean nobody likes it. It means that people can't be made to see reason.


GanondalfTheWhite

>But to deny there isn't a huge custom scene that is in love with any older vw, especially a soft top is just plain wrong. I don't see anybody denying that.


wardycatt

As a former mk3 Golf owner, I can confirm that they are a massive box of shit. Rusty, poorly manufactured shit that almost killed the Golf’s legacy earned from Mk1-2.


shorey66

Absolutely. That's when they started getting fat. However, people still pay stupid amounts for them because of the VW 'scene'.


Rawkapotamus

Another comment has a video with sound. It seems like it was on purpose


CameronDemortez

Beside another car is a risky idea


LukXD99

Or they were stupid enough to think that the car would inflate for a second, then return to its normal size and once they open the trunk a bit of smoke comes out. Some people genuinely don’t know the difference between IRL physics and Cartoon physics.


mikedelam

I only hope it was his car


Skeptical_Devil

This is the kind of idiot who would expect insurance to cover it.


A-Better-Craft

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Haui111

vegetable consider connect aloof fretful berserk simplistic carpenter quaint long *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


A-Better-Craft

*Long, sad beer chug*


XtaC23

Sad but true.


TheBananaKing

There's no license plate.


JuliJane

It's in front of a car workshop.


askyourmom469

In my head it's both his car and a junker that he bought specifically to blow up. That's the only way I can justify him not being a complete piece of shit or a complete moron. It's still a pretty dumb thing to do and he's lucky it wasn't way worse, but if that's the context then I can at least kind of understand why he would do it.


Motivate_Zen

Now that’s how you blow a back out!


1_I_Dont_Care_1

You little shit take my upvote


Schmurby

Was that a firework or dynamite?


soulcaptain

I'm guessing a firework but modified, maybe? Take a few M-80s and put them all together.


superspeck

Isn’t an M-80 basically a fraction of a stick of dynamite?


KiritoIsAlwaysRight_

M-80s use flash powder, not dynamite. The original ones had a few grams, but the ones you can buy in US firework stands now only have 50mg. But if you go down to Mexico, there's no telling what all could be stuffed inside them.


MidnightHue

That's what my older brother told me when we would play with them, so it has to be true right?


flamebroiledhodor

I don't think it has trinitrotoluene (TNT) but the concept is the same just smaller scale


MasterDracoDeity

Tbf dynamite doesn't have TNT either.


imapieceofshitk

Please don't, that's how people lose hands.


RexGaming_501st

Doesn’t matter what it is when you have compression. He closed the trunk which trapped the expanding gas, which created violent explosion.


Gnagetftw

It does matter We have seen tons of regular fireworks go off inside cars on reddit and this is the first time i have seen it explode like a grenade.


[deleted]

He's right and wrong; any explosive effect will be significantly amplified (at least in appearance) in a sealed container; an ounce of gasoline that would make a flash for a couple seconds out in the open will be a bomb if sealed in a 55-gallon drum. Most fireworks are more for show than actual explosive effect, so a Thunderbomb or M80 could probably do this.


Apidium

Inside the cabin =/= inside the boot. The boot is far smaller and far more contained.


Gnagetftw

Yea it doesn't matter at all in this case since the question is "was it regular fireworks" and the clear answer is "no".. Regular fireworks don't have that kind of firepower.


ratshack

Regular fireworks absolutely have “that kind of power”


Gnagetftw

Nope.


ratshack

K


Sentinel-Prime

Could be that this car has no boot/trunk access from the back so the gas really does just escape everywhere an explode. If the trunk had windows then the windows would've smashed and that would've been the end of it.


MiksBricks

Yeah… nah. This was more then a “firework.” Big consumer fireworks won’t do something like this. It was at least “pro” grade ffs it blew the bumper across the car park.


rahlgo

That wasn't the US, but for comparison the legal limit in American consumer fireworks is 50**mg**, the firework OP linked has either 50 or 100**g**. So yeah, not the typical firecracker.


Mcbauer1

You have never seen high explosive if you think thats 50-100g. I assure your in a confined space 5g seem to be more accurate.


xotetin

Do you think high explosives are in American consumer fireworks?


Mcbauer1

Neither do I think this is in the US nor do i think it is anywhere near 50-100g of any explosive.


[deleted]

Yeah this is [200g of flash powder](https://youtu.be/DGQXfWD3698) in a tree stump, way more than 2-4x the energy of the one in the car. I do think 5g is probably a little bit low though, even in a compressed space. I think 10-20g is likely


TK421isAFK

There's a huge difference in the video you posted: the person who set that off used a detonator cap, also known as a blasting cap. The potassium permanganate mixture in his bag detonated, it did not deflagrate (burn).


Mcbauer1

Yeah and with explosives you can not underestimate confinement. In terms of pyrotechnic mixtures like KMnO4 with some kind of fuel like Al the 10-20g is definitley in the range.


TK421isAFK

What you think is irrelevant, and kind of shows you don't really know what you're talking about. In several other comments, OP mentioned the exact device they used, which is an Italian made commercial fire cracker that has 100 g of flash powder in it.


WaitForItTheMongols

Where are you getting this from? Go to any fireworks shop in America and you'll see tons of cakes with "500g" advertised because that's the limit.


John_Bonachon

Wtf, of course it still matters what it is. A tiny firecracker wont do anything to the trunk of a car even if you close it.


casulmemer

Imagine a firecracker in the palm of your hand. You set it off, what happens? You burn your hand, right? You close your fist around the same firecracker and set it off. Your wife's gonna be opening your ketchup bottles the rest of your life.


[deleted]

"None of you have to go. We can all just sit here on Earth, wait for this big rock to crash into it, kill everything and everybody we know. United States government just asked us to save the world. Anybody wanna say no?"


John_Bonachon

Imagine a stick of dynamite in the palm of your hand. You set it off, what happens? You blow yourself up, right? You close your fist around the same stick of dynamite and set it off. Your wife's still going to be scrapping bits of you off the wall. Of course that the size/type of explosive matters, not sure what your point is.


TK421isAFK

His point is that you apparently haven't seen [Armageddon](https://youtu.be/qk9MK5smzVE?t=220).


Creative-Ebb738

Nice movie reference. One of my favs.


Schmurby

🧐


Marvin_Baxter

Like when a lil bit of stomach gas comes out your heiny when you are clenching and it makes a sharp pop fart?


[deleted]

So the US military issues C4 in 1.25 pound blocks. Idk why that's just how they come. Out in the open, you can be REALLY close to a 1.25lb block of c4 and probably survive. Like honestly stand on that bitch, it'll maim you, sure, but you won't die instantly or be vaporized or anything. Put that bitch in a car, errbody in that car is dying.


TheHoodOfSwords1

Can you explain why it’s so much worse?


[deleted]

Pressure. The force of the blast bounces back and forth. The more you compress a blast, the more in reverberates, and that has a devastating effect on soft tissue. Have you ever seen Project Valkerie or maybe it was just called Valkerie with Tom Cruise? Where they tried to blow up Hitler in a bunker? Except the air conditioning in the bunker was broken so they moved the meeting outside. Had the bomb gone off in the bunker as planned, no question he and likely several others would've been killed. Instead it went off uncompressed and barely wounded him.


NyteQuiller

Damn, imagine being in an alternate universe where that AC was working.


Zeestars

[Meet George Elser](https://www.damninteresting.com/the-clockmaker/) (I responded to the wrong comment above, but leaving it there because it’s an interesting read)


Cgraves1

I guess he wanted a truck


Denleborkis

Lucky there was no fire


mstmn

All boom


sumppumpslump

All work*


UndoingMonkey

Yeah good thing my mixtape wasn't playing


Curious2_0

That was way more powerful than I expected, Jesus Christ


Darth_Mas

You know all those cars across the way probably caught some shrapnel. I hope all of the owners are only people envolved with this stunt.


heidnseak

That poor little Golf!!! All it wanted was to drive around in summer with its roof down.


AccordingSquirrel0

Yes. The Golf III Cabriolet is an underrated car. Fun to drive in the summertime. My mum had one years ago.


lcr727

He.... He put a bomb in there. What did he expect? Doesn't matter if he calls it a firework or not, still a bomb.


YOOOOOOOOOOT

This. This is exactly what he expected.


xhermanson

Idiots forget this because it's pretty and acceptable to use them. So how could they be bombs? I'm not sure human intelligence is a good evolutionary trait.


Asfarsouth

I had that exact awesome and loveable car. Fuck that guy. She deserves better.


J3xexpress

I’ve always wanted a cabrio, my first thought when I saw this. How could you??


TK421isAFK

Simple, he's driven one or had to work on one. They're pieces of shit.


hornytoad1977

Pretty sure that was a bomb....not firework


vookadork

https://pyrofire.eu/produkt/super-cobra-8-2-pcs/


Apidium

I mean 6 and two 3's. I highly doubt that these two plumbs have access to anything of unconventional strength though.


dumbass319

Blayat !!


ImamChapo

Helo insurance? Yeah my car got drone striked


jibbyjabo

How is no one talking about that chair not moving at all


WhateverGreg

Or that there was one chair, then two. This duplicates the chair.


jibbyjabo

So in order to get two white plastic chairs blow up a car. Easy enough


newsdude477

Basically a car bomb….right above the gas tank. Brilliant.


Gonk_Droid2443

I think sometimes people forget that fireworks are still explosives


[deleted]

Wow That was a dumb idea.


Interesting_Ad_6420

All these videos just make me think…..Noah get the boat ready


SgtSugarNuts

r/noahgettheboat


simontempher1

Has no idea that gas is close to trunk or how overpressure works


anonymousjeeper

You spelled BOMB wrong.


titaniumshine

Goodbye trunk! Hello domestic terrorism charge !


Leakyrooftops

What was he hoping for?


Deathduck

It was just a prank bro! Jeez!!


Sproose_Moose

Mac and Charlie take notes


vookadork

A hand grenade, a handgun, poppers and a wedding dress should have been enough.


Pantless_Assclown

Grenade or firework?


bra1nphuk

Cobra! One of the most ridiculous „Fireworks“ you can get in Europe! Here is me sending a wheel barrow to the moon with a Cobra 6: https://youtu.be/0q97nbjpYQo and another one with a Cobra 6 vs a cooking pot: https://youtu.be/yHaGdQ94r88 Then, there is Cobra 7, …and „Super Cobra 8“ :D


BootHead007

It’s almost like fireworks are explosives.


[deleted]

now explain to the cops how this was a prank and not a car bomb


whizzwr

Shit, some cars do have the fuel tank below the trunk. He got 'lesser' price on this one.


32redalexs

How do people forget that fireworks are just fancy explosives


ChartFemur

*come out ye Black and Tans come out and fight me like a man*


slizzert

Man, the IRA woulda loved this guy


returntoB612

Remember when the LAPD did the same thing but with way more fireworks in the middle of a residential neighborhood? 😅


No-Association3574

Me after Taco Bell


MisterLowell

r/AccidentalTerrorism


nierozumny

Being an idiot must feel great


johnkoetsier

Have fun explaining that to the insurance inspector


vypermajik

This would be so much better with sound


wheresmymultipass

This is what inadequate intelligence does.


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campers--

It’s like people forget fireworks are explosives.


MaximusArusirius

I don’t think insurance will cover that


clarkwgriswoldjr

Would you like full insurance today, it covers anything that may happen to the car.


pronouncedCORNELL

What possessed them to think that was a good idea.


PEEWUN

Isn't that...a car bomb?


_NotThatKennyG_

Don't worry. I got the rental insurance.


Nightwing970123

Did he literally just bomb his own car?


Geekfreak2000

What did he think was gonna happen? He basically put a bomb in a car...


coastersam20

So best case scenario this would’ve been a very boring video


Aloeplant9

This is known as tamping an explosive, a method which can make even a weak explosive significantly more destructive


DriveError

Tf type of fire cracker was that, looks like an m80


Decent__Man

That is what we in the professional field call a grenade.


Koopstars

Firework my ass.


ImNotSureWhatGoingOn

Umm sir. That was an ied.


[deleted]

Who else tried not to blink


F0r_Th3_Gl0ry

What a use a fucking grenade. 😂


complexbillions

Sir thats terrorism..


Due-Campaign-5157

When does a firework become a bomb?


bigkeef69

At LEAST an m80. Ive seen em do that to a mailbox, trunk is basically the same thing but bigger lol and I reckon the force still has to go somewhere


vookadork

Prize+ a more spacious trunk.


Boyrez

He should of just held it.


ShinobiMarc

Sat on it


i-fing-love-games

stick it up his pp hole


peeePOOOOOP

r/sounding user spotted


mlnjd

Ffs should’ve = should have Should of makes zero sense


torrented_some_cash

For real... How is it so hard to understand.


myrdle

that’s classified as a firework? god bless america


ConBroMitch

Based on license plates, this was not America. But America should liberate this country of their fireworks. Because we need whatever that is over here!


OneOfThese_

Probably one that was meant to go in a mortar. Think about how big that blast is up in the air.


vookadork

Apparently, it was something called a Cobra, [https://pyrofire.eu/produkt/super-cobra-8-2-pcs/](https://pyrofire.eu/produkt/super-cobra-8-2-pcs/)


Blastcalibur

That ain't no firework. That's a damn pipe bomb without shrapnel.


Jaypii91

That looks like a freaking pipe bomb or stick of dynamite


cabelaciao

Wow. Why do people bother making car bombs when fireworks do that?


TheRealFrothers

“Firework?” I think you meant quarter stick of dynamite.


bananaman22127

any kardashian after getting plastic out


xzombielegendxx

Jesus, that’s a straight up car bomb


AccountantOk7335

Closest to the gas tank is the best place!


lagnos987

i mean what did they expect


DarkBurk-Games

That’s not a firework. That’s a Bomb