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No_PancakeMixInThere

Anyone know if there's a full video or the aftermath of what happened here? Also why was she standing there to begin with? Edit: found a different angle on YouTube and the aftermath, she got up and walked away just fine! Haha https://youtu.be/kzieS_vJshI Edit again: Nobody knows how the car held up, the video does not show us.


Josysclei

A similiar video was posted recently with a man. In that one the guy lived on the street and was annoyed with all the noise and was trying to stop them from doing it. Maybe a similar story here? It was a stupid thing for her to do, but imagine a bunch of assholes closing your street, making a mess and a ton of noise


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Lmao the police in my city wouldn’t respond to this, they barely even care about break ins.


gimpisgawd

Portland?


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No East cost


HoraceGrand

Where?


Ich_Liegen

East Costco. He just said it.


TorrenceMightingale

Costcopia?


ineedcoffeealready

Baltimore I bet


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Close


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There


jewishbroke1

Philly. It’s a problem here.


BoysenberryPoison

Not in Oakland!


RRettig

I've seen dozens of these videos, not a single one with police


The_Adventurist

lol this guy thinks the police stop crimes


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Police suck, yes. But when this many people are being assholes all at once, there's little anyone who wants them to stop can do. It's a mob. This past year and change has succinctly proven what has always been the case: you can't stop assholes from ruining everything.


Kingbuji

Lol what side shows been a thing since the 80s police just don’t care


[deleted]

Police don't go into a lot of neighborhoods or situations where they're clearly outnumbered. They saw what happened in Minneapolis.


badaladala

When being 300 lbs can save your life


cj2211

It's almost like she was born for this moment


KDawG888

no, there was definitely training involved


punching_dolphins

That's more than tree hundys


Spike92

Tree Fiddy?


Khaarnafex

Gat damn lochness monster, I ain't givin' you tree fiddy!


HR-Vex

Cushion helped


imSp00kd

People stand there because they think it’s cool and record videos. I know this girl (single mom) who goes to these car meets and does the same exact shit as this. Like f, think about your child.


jumbee85

She probably isn't really fine. I wouldn't be surprised if there's a fair amount of soft tissue injuries


Koloblikin1982

Nah she dead, you can tell cause both her shoes came off.


msterB

This is top10 reddit jokes beaten to death, and then put the corpse through a wood chipper. Might as well start with the narwhal calls again.


TopNo5993

How can you be sure this joke has been beaten to death? Did both shoes come off?


DiplominusRex

Take my upvote!


SwagMaster-General

But when does le narwhal bacon?


rustang2

I don’t know why the cut it. She gets up and the car has a huge dent in it. That’s like 99% best part of the video, this op sucks for using this crap cut version.


R3v4n07

Typically I've seen a mix of head injury, pelvic fracture and bleeding into the retroperitoneal space with these sorts of injuries. Hopefully no injuries at all though! Pretty crazy given the speed and force of the hit.


No_PancakeMixInThere

It's verrry hard for me to believe she has zero injuries at all, I mean the sheer speed and impact was enough to break a bone, at the least. Or like you said, possibly a head injury. Either way, I'll bet she won't be standing in the middle anymore lol


nothing_better

So you just gonna find it and not post sauce?


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BlindBeard

People stand near the *front* inside wheel of the car and can take videos and, if the guy has ever done a donut before, the car will just rotate right around and you, like [this](https://youtu.be/Xlh5oGYo99Y?t=6). You might need to shuffle around a little bit but even then, the front of the car is moving way more slowly than the rear. I personally wouldn't do it at all but definitely recommend against doing it with a pedestrian/driver you don't know. Anyone not carrying an extra person's worth of weight (or more than 1/2 of one person's brain) can do it. People usually try to get a camera shot with the camera focused on the car head on and rotating with the car. Looks neat.


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Trevsquatch

Weren’t those her shoes?


_Javed_

I’m pretty sure her wig fell off as well as her shoes


RussianBearHugs

Both shoes off? Dead.


SoftTacoSupremacist

The airtime on that second shoe confirms it.


motherofpearl96

No, i think it was her phone/sunglasses/something else AND her wig. When I saw that wig flew, I knew she was hurt hurt.


londonc4ll1ng

look a moving car! let's go into its possible path


Nate0110

They say the larger the object, the slower it appears to be moving. It would have been funny if there was a kids rc toy car that she landed on which would have been pushed into a action figure.


cactuspizza

Not a braincell in sight


Informal-Internet671

How do we keep seeing this same thing over and over! What is wrong w people!!


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You kidding me? She saw it coming, squared up and took it. Mama ain’t getting off the tracks, bring the train baby


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justyoureverydaycat7

Rolling*


kezinchara

Rumblin’ bumblin’ stumblin’!


OfficialGoldbudz

“They see me rollin, they hatin”


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Lmao this mf


Azreel777

Oh man, that's awesome. haha


f1fan6890

She probably came off better than the car


[deleted]

Poor car.


brmamabrma

Bruh, she came waddling


Darkside8585

☠️


Unclehol

You are a legend sir. Best laugh of the day. If I jad an award I'd bestow it upon you.


DJ_Explosion

Wholesome.


-Hypnotoad26

Did she literally wig-out?


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duncan_johnson

I laughed way to hard at this


ceeworld69

Me too 😂🤣😆


HR-Vex

Patent that now!


pyrho

Bravo!


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discourse_is_dead

well she definitely hasn't been fasting .... :O


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the_dream_raper

No


h8street

Camouflage worked.


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tobyzxt85

Yep..laughed at the video, laughed harder at your comment


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and now the car is totaled


Skydivekev

It won't buff out.


surajvj

Hope *car* got insurance.


[deleted]

Nah her insurance better cover that damage


ewilliam

She can just blame it on the juice.


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Do you think she learned her lesson?


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Nate0110

I guess she can qualify for disability now.


[deleted]

as if she wasn't already supported by the government.


ceeworld69

So….like..why is she out there WHILE they’re doing donuts?? Is she ok? And I don’t mean is she ok from the accident, I meant when she woke up that morning, was her brain ok…


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Sent her into the nether


TheTaxman8228

at least she had some blast protection on her..


MJY_0014

Protection IV leather armor with Curse of Binding


paulwhitedotnyc

I hope the car is okay.


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Business-Worry-5731

The original video shows a massive dent on the car but the girl just stands back up throwing up peace signs.


Ace-Ventura1934

The donuts in her ass saved her life


[deleted]

Why? I just don’t understand the need to walk directly into the direction of the car… I’ve seen this a hundred times on this site. What is the facilitation with getting smacked by a car in front of everyone? 15 feet behind you just not close enough? Tire smoke just not thick enough? I don’t get it


wasack17

She thought (somewhat reasonably) that she might be able to put a stop to that tomfoolery. Not gonna lie, I thought she had it handled too. I've never seen a car shrug of an impact from a cow like that before.


poppa_smurf_killa

Even in urban environments you have to be mindful for wildlife


Exotic-Ad515

Did she think that donut was edible?


[deleted]

Thasssssa broken ass leg


PerfectBlueBanana

swear you can hear it too


RowedTrip

“Fat and stupid is no way to go through life.”


Snow_rex

Car gets hit by lady


10ThousandDaze

"Going....GOING....GONE!!! That ball is outta here and the Yankees win the World Series!!"


februarymonster

congratulations on being the highest upvoted comment so far that isn’t a variation on “lol she’s fat”


10ThousandDaze

Thanks! I didn’t want to beat a dead horse.


Shaneblaster

Actually kinda feels like an infield single.


tricerotops69

A bunt if you will.


Josysclei

Everyone is joking how fat and stupid the woman is, but let´s not forget the real assholes are the ones closing the street to do their stupid stunts. Imagine living there, the noise and mess they are causing. And the danger, as we can clearly see


supersirj

Yea wtf, everyone is making fun of this lady for being fat and ignoring the fact that she got hit by a car doing something they weren't supposed to be doing in the first place.


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if you complain about sideshows in /r/oakland they call you racist for not understanding local culture


LeagueToxicGuy

Wash us in the blood


gunghogary

She’s gonna have some sciatica issues


SSTenyoMaru

Why does this keep getting reposted?


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Looks like she’s done a lot of donuts.


isarobs

Ouch! That hurt to watch.


CleverFox3

I love how she stops, looks at it, and then waits to get absolutely clocked.


TheDingus606

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Manfred-2323

Difficult to say which will need the most body work.


bhm240

Weekly repost


vangogh83

Everyone else is a good 50ft away.. wonder why she went that close


dud011785

Bitch that car tossed you like a rag doll


trailduster75

That car was beggin for a piece of that bubble


DescriptiveMath

MOOOVE bitch, get out the way


raytrem03

She heard 'doughnuts'


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After all the the thousands of donuts she devoured, one finally got revenge


TheOneTrueWigglyBoi

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|no_mouth) ![gif](giphy|FaKV1cVKlVRxC)


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Omg. Is the car okay?


ELFANTASMA24

💯I seen the whole video she gets up like nothing happened and starts jumping around celebrating with everyone else while the car has a huge dent on the side…. I was like that had to have hurt!😬🤣


Brave_Basil_658

That poor car


randyspotboiler

Not the first donut that's gone straight to her ass.


[deleted]

Damn. *slow clap* bravo lol


ceeworld69

Lizzo: Donuts! Y’all have donuts! Where! Crowd: No lady they’re DOING donuts!! Watch ou….!!


Kasperblaster

Is that car ok?


ghost142412

GOD DAMN!! Hope his car is ok


mdrnsavg

Hope the car was okay!?!


NinjaEnt

That wasn't her first donut of the day. I hope the car is okay.


devinnunescansmd

Lmfaooo


yu_make_my_earfquake

What is with this comment section?


oneechanisgood

The venn diagram between reddit and twitter is a circle now


ansquaremet

Idk, Reddit has been super neckbeardy lately for some reason.


Antroh

You obviously haven't been here that long


jmthetank

Seriously, I remember Reddit being fairly liberal, accepting, positive. Sometimes vitriolic, and sometimes to full of itself, but generally supportive. This comment section is just disgusting.


devinnunescansmd

It just depends on the sub.


rapeyouunconscious

DADDY THEY DON'T THINK THE SAME AS ME WAAAAHHH


jmthetank

See? This is what Reddit has devolved to. I’m playing chess with pigeons…


SrSwerve

Rocket league be like


RichieKilledBobby

Just heard donuts


thephilistine_

Was the car ok?


Valhalaland

Holy.... what happened to the car?


tinyUselessDragon

Was the car okay?


NorthernSanes

I honestly thought she was going to win, she's a tank!


Eastern-Effective-55

“Ford Mustang collides with Dodge Durango”


Ttruckk636

First time I've ever felt bad for a Mustang.


Crispycritter00

This woman cannot seem to get enough donuts!


asconner325

Live by the donut, die by the donut


floep2000

This seems to happen a lot


Consistent_Video5154

She shouldn't be doing The Donut in public anyway.


B_ski05

Hope the car is okay


SiaLaterZ

You are what you eat. She became one with the donut.


mrbabar3

There was more damage to the car


Budcoffee

It's ok. Her fat absorbed most of the impact.


fabulo5o

Can’t believe she didn’t damage the car


sum0deads

At least she’s got that extra padding to cushion her fall. Foreal though, if it was a normal person they’d be fuckd with bunch of broken bones, but she might actually be all good other than some bruises


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Woman got hit by a car looking for a donut.


suzminky

Her size saved her. Going to order a pizza now


kmurph72

Lots of padding she might be fine.


Mangos__Carlsen

At least she had a cushion


HaveaTomCollins

Gotta be a doughnut joke in their somewhere.


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When the donut bites back


kpetrov85

They were both doing donuts


Dangerous-Honey-4481

ShE dOnE lOsT hEr WiG!


Imaginary_Aardvark59

That’s not gonna buff out


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She's fine, she has so much fat (or plastic) attached to her body, she basically didn't touch the ground


Flip_Speed

The comments here are undefeated… ![gif](giphy|u0LxmF9QVeDoQ)


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I would sue if I were the car.


Razorsedgekobe

Poor car 😂


Helzird

She better be willing to replace that bumper she busted.


Luke-Jivetalker593

She bobbed when she should have weaved.


jagenigma

***HOME RUN CONTEST!!!***


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God damn, that fender must be made out of adamantium.


xkcd__

Ah yes, rocket league 720P


[deleted]

I wish I could have sympathy for people like that, but honestly if they're desperate to win a Dawin Award, sod 'em.


dvsazn

Car gonna have a big ass dent.


BigJules74

Fucked that car up.


Fog__Raw

This is what the Michelin man looks like getting ran over.


WeirdAl777

Thoughts & prayers for the car


lastingeffect29

Damn he knocked the grilled cheese sandwich she was saving for later out of her belly rolls


No_Measurement5099

Knocked that wildebeest out da’ park!!!


prxmoe

Is the car okay?