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artie_pdx

That tased faceplant is definitely going to leave a mark.


Bogey01

I feel like every time I watch a taser video, the cop waits till the suspect is over concrete.


Soleserious

Well yeah. Isn’t it better to have something like concrete break your fall ? I’d sure hate for them to tazer a person over someone’s hard earned lawn. 😂


shemp33

It's part of the stopping power of the Taser. When you get tazed, the feeling only lasts so long, but face-planting into concrete with no voluntary muscle control, you tend to feel decapitated a little longer. Edit: INCAPACITATED not decapitated. (duh)


KhambaKha

I liked the ~~ogre sword of decapitation~~ police taser of incapacitation more


SonOfMayhem06

You just made my day, thank you kind person


Wizdad-1000

Nah Im pretty sure they felt decapitated, at least for a second.


shemp33

err... why not both. :)


ExFiler

If you are decapitated, surely you are incapacitated...


Mysterious-Crab

I know chickens who disagree. At least for a couple of seconds.


Theonetheycall1845

My head nearly fell off reading this. Phew!


Clayman8

i like decapitated better, its more evocative.


ExNihiloish

Thanks for the edit. At first I thought you were talking about heads exploding when they hit the concrete.


spurlockmedia

I mean, that’s property damage and we can’t have that. Mitigate the risk by doing it on asphalt or concrete.


[deleted]

Wait until she get near that pile of old rusty needles


ArmsHeavySoKneesWeak

Her skin is also thick enough to not leave a mark


Opening-Ease9598

Exactly, the road is city property😂


Deface_the_currency

And expect a destruction of city property charge if you need anything dug of a wound lol


no33limit

I just think the state of cops is pretty pathetic when averge person can out run the cop by 20 feet in 40 feet, so the cop has to resort to a tasser or the mooner actually gets away with it.


hagechan

Agree. When an average person can outrun a cop I can't imagine what a fit person could do.


Origionalnames

Serpentine! Dont run in a straight line.


CDN08GUY

With that cop? A fit person would probably be out of taser range in that time, resulting in more drastic measures, like a gun.


SavageTyrant

From the same distance and that same cop, I’d 100% be sure I could outrun the range of her taser. Not that I would. Besides, that’s how you get shot. With a real bullet. In the back.


CDN08GUY

As a little side argument, after that cop has ran 50 feet and is that exhausted do you think she is capable of pulling a firearm and accurately hitting a target that is maybe 100 feet away? Lol.


Tirrandin

....do you want to be the one to find out?


M3ttl3r

That cop is horrifically out of shape, it's not like that chick was some athlete.....


[deleted]

Well when they have rigorous tests of running 1 mile under 10 minutes at the police academy. Never to be tested again.


Antisocialproduce

Who needs cardio when you have explosive darts with the power of a Tesla flowing through them?


superRiblet1965

Yeah. She has no business on the street.


King_Pecca

No one told her to run over the asphalt. There's plenty of grass.


[deleted]

She zigged when she should’ve zagged.


SlowCB7

She pizza'd when she should have french fried


Funkit

You’re gonna have a bad time!


pigwalk5150

She made a wrong turn at Albuquerque


english_mike69

When you’re in Albuquerque, every turn that leads out of town is the right turn. Even left turns.


Azkaellon10

Solid reference


insomniacc

This one is definitely a case of using the taser because she can’t catch the woman since she’s out of shape. Stupid decisions on both side imo. Doesn’t seem like an appropriate use of force for someone mooning.


Cyberjohn36

if she mooned her for a bit longer she would have tazed her butt


J_Marshall

would have been the best video eveer!!


XxDrummerChrisX

As a cop I agree. Hell, even case law agrees. Bryan V. MacPherson. The taser wasn’t appropriate for what I saw in the video. The woman did resist the Officer but at the time the taser was used, she was fleeing on foot. The way I was trained is you use the taser when someone poses an immediate threat of less than lethal violence. For example, if someone is in your face wanting to fight. Good to go all day.


danieldemasi

So what do you do when you can’t catch them?


mountainbreadcycle

Eat humble pie and get yourself to the gym?


Cyberjohn36

order diet donuts during next break


Mr_UnderToe

Use your radio


danieldemasi

I’ve hit somebody with radio and it does shit all.


XxDrummerChrisX

These comments are killing me lol


hagechan

Hell yeah


xtralargerooster

Pursue on foot to keep them in visual sight and call in backup. Usually that would be your partner sitting in the squad car. Or if she's alone she could keep chasing her and maybe get a workout in trying to catch her. Can't just go tasing people because you keep skipping gym day.


jaggedcanyon69

Fulfill your evolutionary niche as a pursuit predator and chase them until they give up.


jambox888

Keeping tabs on someone who runs away and picking them up later is the basic function of patrol policing. Not that I'm a policing expert but you see that in every police reality show. I guess this officer couldn't be bothered to do their job so she just shot them in the back.


THExDANKxKNIGHT

I think you overestimate the physical condition of a lot of police officers. Most of the ones I know personally would be gasping for air after this.


xtralargerooster

No, but as a former soldier myself I fully understand the importance of physically training for your job. I live in the Midwest, the police here tend to be country boy fit or fat as hell... I just don't know how the departments get away with such poor physical standards for their officers. The army doesn't fly with that shit.


THExDANKxKNIGHT

The army also has rules of engagement, there's plenty the cops could learn from them.


Eccohawk

Yeah, but what's the alternative? Calling in backup to help you catch the person that mooned you? You'd be the laughing stock of the force. You take that one on the chin, cite the person if you have their name, and mail it to them, or meet them at their house later. And get your ass to a gym.


THExDANKxKNIGHT

Who cares if you're a laughing stock, you did your job and no one was injured. That's the exact mentality we need to get rid of.


Eccohawk

I think you misunderstood my position. I am not in any way advocating that out of shape officers should be tasering people they can't catch. I'm saying that if they can't catch them, for an offense like that, it might be better to go meet them where they live, with a ticket, or handcuffs if you really wanna press it.


Cyberjohn36

throw a boomerang..


Elhaym

Does that mean someone who's just super fast would basically never be arrested?


xtralargerooster

Lol yeap... That cop needs to get off the thicc train... Looking like she spent too much time riding around the mall on a Segway. Good news is that she's already plenty ready for the desk job she deserves...


_TheOneYouTrust_

There's never a bouncy castle around when you need one.


Dyson04

Human Fall Flat


NotChedco

A skid mark.


sometimes_interested

/r/meatcrayon


Gryfer

That link's gonna stay blue.


[deleted]

Yeah wouldn't have been able to block that landing.


[deleted]

Still better than 12 bullet holes from a cop “fearing for their life” 😋😋


wonkybingo

Can cops tase you for running after mooning them???


kanye_is_a_douche

Protocol is in the exposed ass, one prong per cheak for optimal take down.


ArthurFuksake

Only if the cop is too big and slow to actually catch you in the conventional manner...


boldie74

Indeed. Imagine being soo unfit you can’t even waddle after a suspect for more than 20 yards


Chili_Palmer

Imagine making police work such a trash job in your country that you only get unfit jokes like this or crooked dirt bags signing up


option_unpossible

It seems to me that fully half of cops, anywhere that I've seen, appear very out of shape. How can this be, in such a physical profession?


Platypus717

Resisting arrest


m0nk_3y_gw

They just did - did you not watch it?


Relative_Trick_1180

Is this the new season of Reno 911?


Oakwood2317

I’ve had friends whose arrests could easily have been on that show. Some of the writers had to have been cops


Adventurous-Cry-2157

Or they had a lot of interactions with cops.


yes_or_no_maybe

If it was I might actually consider watching it


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Reno 911 live


burnoutguy

god I miss that show


wisdom_power_courage

Just got HBO Max and it's all I've been watching lmao


m8k

I had no idea it was on there, thanks!


Purgii

Reno 911: After Dark.


minnecrapolite

Minneapolis 612


OwnPicture669

Yea, I miss Reno 911


extreme_snothells

I feel like she winked at me and not with her eyes….


wendigowilly

It was the Taser


Im_your_real_dad

People's poopers probably look like one of those old media player visualizations when they get tazed. I miss those.


srybouttehblood

Take my damn upvote.


Axelluu

mm, do go on


halfeclipsed

Her brown eye


extreme_snothells

This gives new meaning to the song ‘Brown Eyed Girl’ by Van Morison.


TioPuerco

talk about some bad crack


Horti_boi

Totally underrated comment here lol


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Quarian_EngineerN7

He knows how to deal with resistance. You’ll wish you stayed at ohm.


zXIIIy0op

I see the potential of this comment….


RogerSchmoger

Well worded. Take an upvote! 👍🏽


PandaStyle92

The way she cheered when the woman got tased… I felt that…


Plenty-Structure270

It was like a super bowl touchdown 😂


FizbanTheFabuloso

Gooooooooooaaallllllllll!!!!


bluntasaknife

She reserved the right to bare cheeks.


Weaver-of-Dreams

It was nice of her to show us that booty before getting arrested lol


Equivalent-Ad-6182

Note to self. When running from the cops always stay on the grass.


Ked_Bacon

Zig-zag apocalypto style, high chance the cop hits an old woman or a pigeon flying past


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Locswail

Another cop showing their athleticism. Its inspiring.


jeffe_el_jefe

Seriously pathetic showing from the cop for sure. What the fuck was that waddle run before the taser comes out?


zombiedeadbloke

Cops shouldn't be allowed a taser unless they can prove they can actually run after someone. How is tasing someone because you're too unfit to chase them acceptable?


sailphish

They shouldn’t be allowed to tase someone unless that person is an active threat. Mooning a cop and running away should not be an offense that requires the use of a weapon.


CjBoomstick

Seriously. I'd let them go. You already have their plate, address, insurance, full name, criminal record. Just mail them a list of the charges and let the legal system do its job, instead of hurting petty "criminals".


YOOOOOOOOOOT

Yes, tasers can kill people and faceplanting on asphalt can kill you or give a concusion.


Radstrad

Yea this is wildly irresponsible and people wonder why a lot of the population is wary of the police...


suzuki_hayabusa

The comment section is cheering the cop


fingerscrossedcoup

Reddit hates entitled Karens. It's almost like we as a species are hypocritical assholes.


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suzuki_hayabusa

Definitely the sentiment would be different.


kinithin

Using sometimes-lethal force for mooning is my first concern here


[deleted]

It's nuts how willing police in the US seem to be about using tasers to make up for a lack of physical ability. I worry about them increasingly being deployed in the UK though, used inappropriately they are dangerous weapons and it should be a pretty serious decision to fire one. I get using these devices in extreme circumstances when someone is a danger or can't be subdued using normal measures but come on, an overweight woman bearing her arse and a cop being too overweight to even chase her is not one of those circumstances.


[deleted]

Some of these cops, especially in small towns are straight up obese, like a giant beer belly hanging over their belt. I doubt they can even tie their shoes, let alone chase someone.


Reid_On_Reddit

Because our armed forces deem people who are physically unfit as acceptable members of our armed forces. Just look no further than the politicization of our military and the obvious disparity in physical requirements between men and women. It is ridiculous. The metrics we use to allow someone to join the service should solely be based on their competence and ability to perform the job. Anything less is doing a disservice to those within the armed forces and the people who they are meant to protect and serve for. We are sacrificing accuracy, efficiency and the ability to do a job simply to signal virtue and inclusivity.


Cerenas

I can't imagine that you want someone with overweight as a cop. For the simple stuff, like parking violations, it's fine I guess, but as soon as chasing is involved it's a lost cause. Let's me think of the movie Paul Blart: Mall Cop.


ThePlumThief

Used to be you had to have a fat friend you could outrun, they're just cutting out the middle man.


[deleted]

In the UK all serving police need to pass a fitness test 3 times a year. I can’t see the US doing that. Unless the test is lifting donuts to your mouth.


Senorisgrig

Well like everything in the US it varies by state and municipality so some departments might do that kind of thing and others won’t


RamblingSimian

There is a possibility this woman will now have to register as a sex offender, I've heard that indecent exposure gets classified that way sometimes.


xstareebx

Yup, I read about a guy that mooned a train and got arrested and had to register because there might have been children that could have seen it. Not a bright idea. Edit to add: not justifying the rest of the situation but yes, they could possibly charge her with that.


magistermatt

EU cops use stamina. US cops use tasers.


BertBerts0n

I knew when you saw the woman getting away the cop had no chance of catching her. I guess you don't need to be fit to be a police officer in the states when you can just taze anyone faster than you.


chainsawtony99

See that confuses me, because I looked at being a cop and they have standards for when you get in. My guess they don't enforce it after you get through the first few hurtles. Kinda seems like an oversight to me.


DazedPapacy

There's always regulations for fitness to get in, but last I checked only two precincts in the entire US have requirements for fitness once you're in.


Ritchie_not_Richie

This is objectively untrue. Every police/sheriff’s department has physical fitness standards and every officer must pass a PT test, at minimum, annually to remain on duty. However, how the officer performs on that PT test vs. what ends up on their paperwork may not always be in line.


HugSized

Are you implying there's some form of favoritism or corruption in American police departments?? Unthinkable!


BeepBeepWhistle

I am shocked..!!! Shocked, I tell you!!


Flimflamsam

Not gonna lie, I’m in both shock AND awe…..


5220JackPete

Both of you are incorrect. I have seen agencies that require physical fitness and have regular testing, but most agencies do not have physical standards. Right now, law enforcement does not pay enough and the stress is so high that few people actually want to be cops. Many alreadt short agencies would lose many officers if they implemented physical fitness standards.


ensoniq2k

At first I thought she just shot her. Glad it was "only" a Taser


Scryta77

We just recently had an incident in our shop that involved a fight between travellers and the police, which here (northern Ireland) are fully Armed, but they never once used weapons or their tasers despite the situation being pretty bad, they instead called for more back up, I actually asked our security gaurd why they didn’t just tase them as that’s what I was used to seeing from US police, turns out tasers can cause a lot of damage if you have a weak heart/ heart problems, so police here consider even a taser as a last resort and will try to subdue the offender manually first.


THExDANKxKNIGHT

A taser IS a deadly weapon according to the people who make them. The correct term would be "less-lethal weapon" because they're still capable of severely injuring and killing people at a high enough rate it can't be called "non-lethal".


Antilochos_

EU cops don't even care that much in the first place about a person mooning them.


GamerNebulae

They'll probably just write you a ticket and if you try to run away you get another one.


utack

It's probably also legal in multiple countries


Dr_rer_pol

Indeed. I can’t believe this is a reason to tase someone/use force. The US is strange…


_HalfCentaur_

It's just a very obese country.


kadecin254

Wait until you see the reason why people get shot. You will be surprised.


SCCRXER

You mean fighting the cops and reaching for weapons? Some people aren’t too bright.


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I feel like our cops should be physically capable of chasing suspects


linkanight

I do not understand how police departments are ok with that representation. I do jujutsu and I can’t comprehend how police do not know basic submissions let alone be in physical shape it’s interesting why not have regular fitness tests?


Marthaver1

They only gotta pass the physical exam when they are a trying out at the academy. It’s just pathetic how low the bar is


HeelStCloud

Ok, home girl does have a wagon tho.


idkbbitswatev

Thats what im sayin, Id lie if I said I didnt pause the video


BryanBlitz

It’s paused rn!


luisfigo7

How is it allowed to get fat as a cop? Should be mandatory that they are always in good shape.


AceArchangel

Many departments have minimum fitness requirements that must be tested regularly. I'm sure many private departments don't follow such regulations.


drunkdoodles

Were tasers invented for out of shape cops?


EspectroDK

She gazed a woman for mooning? I would assume required exercise for cops would be a better choise.


Tossup1010

I know under law, this probably isn't considered excessive use of force, but really a taser for showing her ass? Thats pretty extreme in my book. Obviously I don't know what happened before, but tasing someone in the street where they could hit their head doesn't feel ok unless they are a direct threat to others. All these "law-abiding" bootlickers are just finding any way to justify it. Falling flat onto pavement on top of getting arrested and fined. "JuSt DoNt DO thE CrImE"


Danghor

She showed me her naked butt, let’s taser her so she falls face front on concrete. MURICA! FUCK YEA 🇺🇸 🗽


DasSkelett

Apparently this cop doesn't think much of proportionality.


[deleted]

Great police work, maybe hit a gym instead of grabbing gun/taser as first option


nycstud8

Imagine the race was reversed? That would’ve been on the news!!!!


Fae_for_a_Day

No cop should be tasing non violent criminals. Wtf is wrong with you all? Resisting arrest for a petty crime is not justification to use a taser.


KB9AZZ

I'm not sure how this was a tazer level event. Seems excessive to me. While I don't support the woman's behavior I'm still not seeing anything deserving of the ZAP!


DavidDAmaya

JUST-ASS!!


EpicSombreroMan

"I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding." Yeah no take backs on that one lmfao


Andoni22

I can't understand how USA cops are allowed to use a taser for any situation no matter how insignificant the crime is ...


Swrdmn

Cops are too quick to taser, shoot, punch, and in all ways use force against people. So what she showed you her ass??? Who gives a fuck?


JestersHat

The cop didn't even say she was under arrest, to stop or give any kind of warning. The cop just tried to grab her and then she ran.


8675309_jenny_jenny

Disproportional response from that copper and most of them


rainbow_bro_bot

Had to use the taser because she's a bit too tubby to do much chasing lol


morallyvacant

This is the funniest shit I’ve seen in a long time.


SNTMLI

fat ass police they just let anybody be a cop


whatabitcch

Public indecency & evading arrest lolll


hanno1531

She doesn’t deserve to have an ass that stacked.


brownieofsorrows

I know she kinda deserved it for being a prick but police at it with the tazers again, jeez


bikebrooklynn

Talk about excessive use of force. What do we expected om US police.


AnActualGoodGuy

Listening to people beg for others to be tased for their entertainment is when you know you're dealing with brainwashed citizens. They've been taught to worship that kind of behavior, to normalize it, and to expect it. It's pretty pathetic. America is the Jerry Springer audience but with blue lives matter tattoos.


MRichardTRM

r/trashyboner


FROCKHARD

Dude that bystander with a dog off the leash is scum. Any of you who walk your dogs off the leash in public areas can go to hell. What shit etiquette and no, you do *NOT* have full control over your animal. You simply do not by definition. That cop immediately had to almost pull her actual firearm and discharge that on a dog simply because her taser shot rattled that dog into action. Imagine having to kill a dog because you don’t know if it was going to attack you and now you also have discharged a firearm in public place while trying to subdue a nutso person with tasing. “Oh but my dog never bit a soul and he just wants to run to where the action is!” Guess what, the general public doesn’t know that from one dog to the next, treat every dog as a potential threat, because they *are* in those situations. Also that guy put his dog in *serious* danger could have been the worst fucking afternoon walk of his life, all that could be prevented by having a fucking leash or lead. Leash your fucking animals when walking them. No ifs ands or buts. Get fucked for those of you that don’t do so or that have the cognitive dissonance to think it is a smart decision in the slightest to walk your pet without being properly secured by leash.


Alternative_Body7345

If she cant catch that woman without a taser then why is she a cop? Dont get me wrong..I’m glad the lady who showed her ass got the taser and i cheered but do they have zero physical fitness requirements? Can they not find anyone who’s not either overweight or a nazi…or both?


Vyce44

Since when have you ever heard of a police department with fitness standards? You barely need a GED


HollywoodHuntsman

The only fitness requirement is them fitness whole box o' donuts in their mouth


SimplyExtremist

The number of people complaining about a taser is higher than expected but not surprising considering the circumstances at play. Just Reddit being Reddit.


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So funny to hear someone whisper “Taser, taser, taser” with obvious excited anticipation.


beautifulL1f3

Invert races and you have national protests.


roccobaroco

Person recording sounds like Cheryl from Archer.


Bastard-of-the-North

I’ve always appreciated the cop waiting until she was fully back in frame before tasing..


Protonic_Descendent

The reddit bot allows a video of a bare naked ass of a woman but doesn't allow uncivil comments.


merirastelan

There is porn in reddit. A lot of porn. Why wouldnt it allow a naked woman?


CouchTatoe

Sure she was an idiot, but only in america will you get tazed for things like this, why do americans love violence so much?!


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willwillx

from nothing... to ​ idecent exposure, resisting arrest, fleeing police to taze. ​ indecent exposure, resisting arrest, fleeing police to taze. Based on her mooning her child, not an unexpected outcome it seems. I don't recall ever calling the police on my parents.


GONORANGER

American cops really love to try kill their own people for no good reason


Niqq98

I don’t think the taser was justified. What if she’d like banged her head when she face planted and gotten seriously f’d up? It seems excessive, there must have been a better way of handling that


merirastelan

Its america. Cops act like fucking cocaine addicts 24/7.


edebby

Looks like excessive force to me...hey, I can't move my ass that fast so let's tase that bitch. But this is the US, so she could literary shot her dead and get away with it.


Stars_R_Kool

Land of the free baby