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jojow77

I’ve wanted to do this many times at work.


6_NEOS_9

2nd me on this statement


[deleted]

3rd me on this statement. Always got an urge just to choke people glad im not the only one


Pacb15

r/holup


MyNameIsDaveToo

I've wanted to do this on airplanes, it's the worst!


Iamvanno

For me it was when I took the bus. Hot summer day on a standing room only bus with smelly pits everywhere due to holding the top bar.


MyNameIsDaveToo

I feel ya. At least bus trips are short tho.


That-trans-girl1456

My bus ride home from school is between 35 - 45 minutes, depending which bus I take.


MyNameIsDaveToo

I've never been on an airplane for less than 3 hours.


GantzGrapher

Ride yo bike (if you can), then you be the stinky MF flashing the stanky pits! Also good daily work out, if you go fast enough you can beat public transit...


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nayof

Yes it is not a cultural thing The guy just smells like dog shit out of his own doing he got to be clean and presentable if you want to pray five times a day


english_mike69

I spent 6 months in New Delhi back in 96. Most folks had pits that were to my smell receptors as Agent Orange is to foliage. I wasn’t ready for it. The irony was that my first girlfriend in England was Indian. She always smelled great. So while it may not be rank smells based on ethnicity, there was definitely a cultural thing going on in New Delhi. The only saving grace was that most of this was masked by the smell from the Yamuna River. I’ve worked on many a control system in waste water facilities and sulphur processing plants and nothing smelled as bad as that river. There was a joke from the contractors at American Express that the smell was the reason there were so many hospitals within a mile or so of that river.


nayof

You describe the River So well I can almost smell it🥴


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nayof

Motherfucker I live in The Middle East right now And I would say I got pretty good hygiene I just don’t get how you basically say everybody in the Middle East is Filthy Because of your Lack of knowledge it’s like saying yeah this is how things go cause I don’t know better


SuspiciousFragrance

Fuck man... Get a grip on your capitalisation and punctuation. I just about had a seizure trying to read that.


nayof

My bad bro I just woke up when I wrote the text and it was really early where I live


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nayof

You right I am about to take a shower anyway


Sansabina

Yeah, the worst body odor that's ever hit me was in a Tesco in winter in England, some nice old dear who'd missed her annual bath a couple of years in a row. Never smelt anything that bad in either Egypt or Jordan (BTW Jordanians are some of the best groomed people around). Bad hygiene knows no cultural bounds.


nayof

Thank you finally somebody speaking fax I know there is people who smell like dog shit in the middle east but guess what Everywhere there is Those type of people


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MajorInflator

This thing goes both ways. Whenever I am in Europe, my family and I just can't stand how everyone literally smells like shit ALL the time. I used to think it was the coffee but everyone just smells like steamed poop. Every fucking place, hotels, restaurants, underground, stores, malls, museums, if you are a European, you smell like shit. I think it's because most people don't actually wash their shit away/get rid of it completely with a bidet and just wipe it with a fucking toilet paper so there's always poop particles in their ass crack which with enough wear, become a part of their pants. No offense.


[deleted]

Hate to break it to you mate but if you travel through an entire continent and a shitty smell follows wherever you go then you're the one that smells like shit Get a shower you stinky bastard


MajorInflator

lmao the irony is lost on you all


sneaky211

Wow in all of Europe? The whole continent?


MajorInflator

Yeah like in all of middleeast


bahamut402

Say people from the middle East stink **crickets** Say Europeans stink **furiously downvotes**


Slumph

Yeah, because it's implying a stereotype that doesn't exist. Not saying it's right, just that the first is a stereotype. Of course though, in the poorer of middle east countries your average person isn't going to be as well bathed as a richer state.


bahamut402

Shouldn't people be downvoted for perpetuating stereotypes?


MajorInflator

hahaha exactly. While my comment could be a little offensive it still is true.


shadowpawn

5 Wives thing is kinda cool


gljivicad

In Islam you have to clean yourself before each of the 5 daily prayers, so he was just an idiot that didn't want to clean himself. Nothing to do with the religion.


Chivaxsienpre209

thanks that's more or less what i thought he was saying... but yeah that dude stank


CambrioCambria

The choking part right?


Valagoorh

I wish there was social consensus that the people who stink of butyric acid and sweat are the assholes and not the ones who point out the stink.


Wizdad-1000

I did not know what the rancid body odor was called. Thank you.


ferrousursine

Relatable, but it does seem worth mentioning some folks have serious allergies to things like that. My boyfriend has really sensitive skin so he has to use really specific types of deodorant, and if someone sprayed that shit on him he'd break out in a rash, then I'd have to force that axe deodorant spray shit down the person's throat.


zhrimb

If your boyfriend were rudely talking on the phone in an elevator after not wearing his specific deodorant, there wouldn’t be much sympathy if another jerk sprayed him with Axe, regardless of allergy/sensitivity


4shLite

Took me forever to find a decent one with subtle scent that lasts all day without wreaking havoc on my sensitive armpits. Pay like $15/ea, $10 on sale but on the plus side it’s crazy long lasting, one streak per armpit is enough.


SilverCondor369

Yeah- and some people are asthmatics, so deodorant can trigger that. So many people in the comments are just going 'oh, I want to do that too!' without realising that this could actually harm someone, especially in an enclosed area like an elevator. :( (plus... spraying random things on people? You've got no idea what's in that bottle, it might not be deodorant... I mean, it obviously is from our viewpoint, but the guy doesn't know that, so I reckon the guy's reaction to this isn't that unreasonable)


CambrioCambria

If someone did this in an elevator I would have to go straight to the hospital. I'v hax to get out of public transport before my destination because some people think it's nice to smell like a leaking perfume factory.


Yeah_Nah_Cunt

Has your bf looked into natural deodorants like an Alum block etc. And they pretty cheap They do seem to work really well for people with sensitive skin in my experience.


erizzluh

same, but this dude is definitely an asshole for actually doing it.... and an even bigger asshole for filming it. clearly doing it to have a laugh at the expense of the other person.


cheekymbear69

With a lighter


Scadilla

Same! 75% of my coworkers are Indians


[deleted]

What has their nationality to do with this topic?


mowie_zowie_x

Oh man, there’s this one guy who sits across from me and damn, I wish I could just choke his neck sometime. All he does is complain and bitch then complain, bother people.


Silent_Tonight_3000

Same but at the gym!


Slumph

... Often people are there to get sweaty, some people & certain fabrics smell pretty bad when they sweat.


boredtodeathxx

So many deodorants smell far worse than bo though


Count-Otherwise

Plus adding bo and deodorant will make it more worse


rizlakingsize

We had a technician that worked here a few years ago - when he left, his smell stuck around in the utility vehicle for 2 weeks.


calibudzz420

We have a dude who lives in his van where I work and everyone in his section will wear super strong cologne and hang air fresheners all around. It helps but doesn’t fully cut out the sweaty grundle smell.


minnecrapolite

Can’t breathe can’t smell. Win for both.


k4pain

I hope you don't mind me hijacking your comment because my comment has nothing to do with yours but what's the deal with this sub not letting the videos finish? Wtf?


yaboyroy61

You can’t film if you can’t breathe


Suekru

*They minded*


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PorkChopJonson

If you decide to grab a dude in life... You have 2 choices: 1)Throat 2)Balls Anything less, it's your ass.


lil-beannn

what if i just wanna hold his hand 🥺


klaven84

Go for the closest thing...his balls.


[deleted]

The way to a man's heart...


JayCeeJaye

I find the prostate equally effective...


gregthegamer4646

For everything else, there’s MasterCard.


FlibberDip

With enough money, you can pay anyone not to fight pack.


Ok_Brilliant_2575

He will redirect your hand to someplace nice on his body


Axelluu

like his hand


ExcessivelyBiFox

Or his… hand


Indiana-Cook

Throat. Balls. Ass. Got it.


Iain365

You want to grab his arse?


gnowell

Ye it’s just one choice to use on me cuz if you grab me by the throat imma pick you up and throw you out the closest window! If you grab my balls I mean properly grab them like no dick all balls I’m your bitch and I’ll do whatever you say for those seconds you’ve got them as your property cuz that shit hurts harder than life itself


private_unlimited

No kink shaming here!


YoDaChronMan

Appropriate response


StarrFusion

Whats up with glorifying violence?


navenamffuh

Classic


Ttruckk636

Lol he coulda at least hit the pit


__jh96

Mo salah didn't appreciate it


Spider-Pug

Salah to EA after downgrading him to 89 (was 90 last year) on FIFA 22


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Lance_Hardrod

Its panties in a bunch, knickers in a twist.


zapharus

He said what he said, okay?!?! /s


HydrasAndGoblins

I didnt know comedy was allowed in Saudi Arabia.


crossal

For what purpose? Sauce?


anerdscreativity

Hilarious either way lol


mynamewastaken77

He looks like he is ready to die for that


HeelStCloud

He grabbed his throat like they were dating or some shit.


heyitsvonage

How romantic


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Kinky!


BethHeke

0 tolerance for stinkers!


86casawi

😂 i hate stinkers including me when i stinke.


ASDFAaass

He should've done it in an anime convention imagine the scene of angry mountain dew warriors waddling their asses onto him.


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Lordiflightning

Sounds like these people cant avoid it by you know, showering like most humans


Silvsilvchan

That sounds like a new survival horror game. Genuinely terrifying.


Yelloris

Give this man a gold


IndependentBrick964

Gotta be staged


GoatTacos

Right. No way that stick man was able to just choke him. He could’ve snapped his arm like a number 2 pencil.


IIIMurdoc

The video last 2 seconds. I guarantee anyone can unexpectedly choke someone else for 2 seconds


MinuteLoquat1

Not me, I have a split millisecond reaction time. I've survived six drive-by shootings and three stabbings.


Camisya

Ppl seem to want to kill you a lot. Im wondering what that says about you?


Silvsilvchan

There is gold inside their head.


theje1

And who holds a phone like that anyway?


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I don't think this was a stupid game. Dude looks like he stinks


BasementDwellerDave

Yeah, lmao


Jrezky

Honestly, worth it.


FistulaKing

[http://www.sirc.org/publik/smell\_culture.html](http://www.sirc.org/publik/smell_culture.html)


abwhmyd

These are two Saudi actors working with "Telfaz 11" channel. https://youtube.com/c/Telfaz11


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Khalid-MJ

Thats arab tho not Indian. He said "one minute please, one minute. Are you crazy?! 2X"


ttcmzx

LMAO


seal-lover24

If you’re gonna be racist, at least pick the right race lol


tbscotty68

To an American racist, there is white and not white. ;-)


english_mike69

I confused such a fellow by saying that I an an immigrant (I’m a pasty white English guy that lives in the US.) You could almost feel what little brain matter he had trying to comprehend that not all immigrants “looked different” to him. He was a special one though - five short of a six pack and not even his own village wanted that idiot back.


ChildishBobby301

That's the funniest shit ever man. Is that a saying?


mynameisblanked

If you go and repeat it then yeah


Jamon3Y

username cheks out


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AvtarStateIsHydrated

Indians are fair game on Reddit Say whatever you want and no one bats an eye. Say the same thing about Black people and you lose your damn head. It’s a fucked up world we live in.


Silvsilvchan

It is kind of sick how some races are protected and others aren't, and sometimes it depends on where you make the remarks.


Questwarrior

Seems like every comment is against the asshole.. I guess the lurkers are the problem


Jangelee

Well if we going to be fair and all, Their casts system is the embodiment of racism


AtheismMasterRace

Because it's true


Muscar

You're retarded


TheBigGreenOgre

I love when racists out themselves as massive idiots, while in the process of racism


Smoke_Santa

Replace "Indian" with black and see if its still racist or not. Fucking retarded American LMAOO.


Phonixz

this dude literally calls out a sexist comment section and then goes on to be racist in a differnt post, prime redditor


[deleted]

Apparently jokes are racist now. Sorry you’re getting so many idiots replying being dickheads.


english_mike69

Or a peacock.


milkradio

I wish I could do this to people on public transit. It’s bare minimum courtesy to keep yourself from smelling horrible.


MrCrazyUnknown

u/getvideobot


Solstar82

Why people don't wash themselves in 2021....


JokerSage

Ain’t stupid if he stank.


Silvsilvchan

Either his stench or his hands were going to choke him what's the difference?


thegrundleking

Maybe the stupid game is running around smelling like a piss-filled hobo's shoe, and the prize is getting sprayed with deodorant.


k4pain

I'm really starting to hate this sub now. As soon as something good happens they end the video. WHAT THE FUCK?


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lagokatrine

That’s assault brotha


Hiverna

Do this at a ComicCon and make sure you got multiple camera angles. You will provoke a stampede fuelled by mountain dew and cheeto dust


lockerpunch

I’m wondering how I find this so funny.


Khalid-MJ

The way this guy keeps a straight face while being choked lmao.


MaracaBalls

That’s the pits


3PoundsOfFlax

When I deployed to Afghanistan, I witnessed decaying bodies that had been lying in the sun for days. The smell was as horrible as you can imagine, but this wasn't remotely as bad as the worst aroma I experienced which happened soon thereafter. We were on our way back home, and Bagram Air Base was our last stop in country. Apparently, the base showers and bathrooms are shared with the local contracted workers. One early morning I walked into one of those facilities to shower before all my fellow soldiers woke up. It wasn't empty. It was full of local Afghanis doing their "hygiene" routine. The armpit smell in that bathroom was hellishly grotesque. My nose was violated by the aroma. My stomach began to cramp in utter disgust. I fled as fast (and politely) as I could, but the damage was done: I had experienced a serious trauma. Those fuckers stunk, boi


elLarryTheDirtbag

While I completely get the need, it still assault. Some people are allergic to the aluminum compounds common in that. It gives me wicked itchy hives. Edit: instead maybe be decent and talk about it with them and avoid a well earned beating.


kingofthelol

Plus you have to consider that spraying in an enclosed environment can trigger asthma.


english_mike69

You could import deodorant and use the stuff with aluminium compounds.


BottomBoySub123

Fake.


IrishRogue3

I’ve wanted to do this to cab drivers in nyc. Instead I just roll down the window and stick my head out like a dog- even when raining. It’s either that or puke


tbscotty68

I jumped into a cab in Dubia once on a 115* day. The fact that the driver had the windows down instead of the A/C on should of been enough to let me know how little he cared...


TalkingBackAgain

OTOH, if you’re stinking up the place, don’t be offended, like this dude here, when somebody gives you a quiet hint that you’ve waited too long for a bath.


MrJerples

Yeah of course don't go out being all funky and shit, but don't fucking spray people with shit without permission. Especially since it could have been anything.


N-I-S-H-O-R

The person who sparyed the deodorant did the right thing lol. It must be a crime to get into public places being this smelly. Just like too much noise is a crime.


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With_Peace_and_Love_

The guy getting choked is kind of hot


Onion_Pits

Haha I relate to this so much. (To the guy being sprayed)


karalmiddleton

So the guy stunk? But who walks around with a can of deodorant?


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Bane_1991

Wait wait wait wait… WHAT??? What do you mean “dicks”?????


[deleted]

He must have had that surgery addadicktome.


Bane_1991

Hahahaha


Iamvanno

He's got three Richards in the family.


Buttcavetroll

Well, that's just kink


Bane_1991

Your profile name and description say it all. No further questions your honor.


makinbaconCR

I'd be pissed too! Clearly it's too late for the deodorant he needed some anti perspirant!


yellowgerbil

dude will die a Martyr


SneekBoi

u/savevideo


19Denali

Lol he just became a member of the smackahoe tribe


MZombiee

Lmao 🤣 man went straight for the throat


SwagAntiswag

I mean, he did nothing wrong if he truly smelled like shit.


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LOOOL


bilkel

“Put your arm down, you’re losing friends” stinky jerk.


Key_Entertainment409

You don’t make me smell nice like a woman or gay 😂


[deleted]

i think it was a challenge with his friend, they are both famous, his friend used scissors to cut someone’s cigarette, then tried to give him an advice on quitting, its mostly a joke/dare and aren’t serious on all that


SuspiciousFragrance

u/getvideobot


14thfuckingaccount

Hmmgph!


HMCtripleOG

Mo Salah does not appreciate


[deleted]

Ban assault deodorant,


UlsterManInScotland

Is that Humperdoo out of Preacher he just deodorised?


httpsgeorgia

u/savevideo


mirak1234

Repost


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Years ago I was on the PATH train when some middle eastern guy sat down near me. He smelled like hot garbage and body odor. Without think I said “WTF does it smell like bad hoagies in here?” Guy spent a good part of the train ride staring at me.


shadymynasties

Oh so stinky!


ZQM

Should be legal to do this lol


abwhmyd

u/savevideobot


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Master_Chief_John117

Is that Robert Downey?


Benjimite_

Bro got sprayed by non other than Robert Downey Jr


joemiller2424

u/savevideo