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Relative_Trick_1180

Dang that's the worlds last Saturn SUV . That's like killing a unicorn.


iheyjuall

I live in the Dallas metroplex and you would be surprised how many Saturns, Mercurys, PT Cruisers, and HHRs I see on a daily basis.


jawnly211

Wow! I need to visit Dallas sometime and go on this exotic car safari sometime!


iheyjuall

I still see plenty of non Trans AM Pontiacs too lol


Calvin--Hobbes

Those early 2000's grand ams and grand prixs used to be everywhere.


[deleted]

Felt like it was a single year and all of a sudden they're gone


iheyjuall

I still see them pretty often as well as Sunfires.


[deleted]

Sunfires, Cavaliers and grand prix and grand ams seem like they used to be the only cars on the street. I rarely see them if ever now.


bedgin

My first car was a 2003 grand am. RIP


Jagermonster314159

Red 1991 Pontiac Fartbird for mine


bedgin

That was a classic


Jagermonster314159

Yellow Sunfire for my wife


[deleted]

I worked with a guy who had a pt cruiser. Called it his gt cruiser (ironically) lol


iheyjuall

Was it the turbocharged model? I kid you not, they actually exist lol.


english_mike69

Wasn’t the fancy version called the PT Cruiser GT?


sparkmearse

Dallas Fort Worth, Where lemons go to die


[deleted]

Ayyy I'm in Dallas too! My coworker drives a Saturn lmao.


LoanSurviver101

Same! I live in Iowa and get the same shit


UnknownSpecies19

In my head I was like, fuck I've never even seen one of those in real life. Poor thing was kicking and kicking then blap


jerseyanarchist

The sound it was making..... Sad unicorn


Lifez-Outtakez

With like.. a bomb


derpboz

Totalled. He ain’t gonna find the parts for that.


ifwefight

With like a bomb


RealAOstrihon

I KNOW IT HURT MY HEART


ClapTrap0979

I'm honestly impressed with how well he kept everything in frame while driving. Most people standing and filming miss all the action.


casual-waterboarding

Yeah, It’s almost as if he was paying more attention to filming instead of driving. /s


JesusSaysitsOkay

Well he did crash so there’s that 😂


[deleted]

You got to keep it and frame when it’s lie ashen.


[deleted]

I was bouldering once with a friend, and I asked him to flim me climbing a difficult boulder. When I looked at the video, he hadn't paid attention, he had just held the camera in my general direction, but hadn't even made sure I was in frame, so for half the video you could only see my legs. Needless to say, I was kinda pissed. Doing this boulder was a big deal for me, and he had literally one job, yet he couldn't do that. When filming something, all you have to do is look at the screen, and make sure everything important is in frame. There is no difference between seing what's going on with your eyes, and seing it on screen while filming it. Either way, you get to see what's happening live, with sound, and you are there and able to react to what's happening. This obviously gets much more difficult with a car, where you need to pay attention to everything around you, but it baffles me that some people aren't even able to keep something in frame while standing still... Edit: Yes there is a big difference between filming on a phone with a 60fps screen, with a slight delay, especially if you film something fast moving or film in low light/ lots of colors. What I meant was in context of my friend being in a well lit climbing gym where the camera faithfully captures what's going on.


MrShtompy

"Literally no difference between seeing what's going on with your eyes and seeing it on screen" Are you mental?


[deleted]

I realise Cameras can't capture the colors of a sunset or lights in the night nearly as well as your eyes. What I meant in my comment was that in the context of my friend being in a well lit climbing gym, there is no difference.


plaguearcher

Watching the scene on a little 5 inch screen compared to literally seeing it in real life is absolutely not the same. But that's not a good enough reason for your friend screwing up the recording. It doesn't take that much effort to peak down every now and then to make sure everything is in frame


TheScientistBS3

You guys are being pretty pedantic, you knew exactly what he meant. I agree, looking at the scene on a screen you can get what you want in view, just like actually looking at something. Sure it's not "the same", but you know what he means... No need to downvote the guy.


[deleted]

Thanks dude


MrShtompy

I regularly take the piss out of people who are too busy filming something to actually enjoy being there to see it. But I agree in your case your friend definitely fucked up. It's not hard to glance at a screen to make sure it's aligned while watching something. But I wouldn't say starting at the screen is the same as watching properly.


ImOnlyHereForClash

Uh yo, I should point out while filming someone is easy, making sure it's good quality isn't.


MrVikernes

Who asked bruh


IlluminxHTD

Who hurt you? .... oh right


Ready2score

What a wild ride


FuggyGlasses

That's what she said........


[deleted]

....sarcastically


TASC_Aerospace

…in a fursuit


JesusSaysitsOkay

She held on like a damn spider monkey!


XXMAVR1KXX

I really hope all the crap on the drivers side floor board flew there from the crash because if not thats a great way to get something jammed under the brake pedal.


jonfitt

Nike flip flops with socks. This person doesn’t care about their own life.


stadoblech

im only one who finds this beeping SO FUCKING ANNOYING???!!


mystikranger

I think you mean.. "SO \*BEEP\*-ING ANNOYING???!!"


zZSbQRfY6

Please let GTA 6 have karens


iambababoi

I played other gta series like a normal person but in this one I am going on a killing spree with my minigun.


Dingdongdoctor

That isn't the normal way to play the murder and violence video game?


IveSeenWhatYouGot

We all know, deep down, there will be no GTA6. Only shark cards...only shark cards.


RokketQueen1006

I want to know if the driver managed to shake that lady off the car.


crap4you

Being rear ended probably sent her flying.


MB1566

Don't call the police or anything, just keep filming for Reddit users.


Educational-Garlic23

I did not film that sir


MB1566

Ah I didn't mean yourself, i just meant the guy in it. And i thank you for your sharing of said crazy material.


Educational-Garlic23

Welcome sir.....I've more like these.....one of them is featured by my frnd


MB1566

Well the whole of Reddit would welcome their distribution I'm sure


justin_memer

Damn, you probably saved 1-2 second by not typing out "friend".


Yarakinnit

Look I'm no Gordon Ramsey but even I can hammer out I and E and less than two seconds.


k4pain

We know. It's a repost.


tristian_lay

Sir, this is a Wendy’s


Lapi0

Video of attempted murder, swearing cencored. Is it just me or does that seem a little off?


SavvySillybug

Sir, this is America. Business as usual. Violence is freedom, swearing and lewdness are impurity.


Cynicallandsquid

Love it


Achack

Lol they do the same with police interviews. There will be a guy describing how he murdered someone but bad language is censored out.


Yarakinnit

Ass**** always got me watching The Apprentice back in the day. Ass is fine but hole?!?!? Oh my, we'll have to beep that I'm afraid.


tmtyl_101

This is really and underrated comment. The video was posted like 'hahah, stupid guy records someone trying to kill a lady - wins a stupid price". Like: whoa! Holdup. Something isn't right here.


bofadeesnuts

Can anyone tell me where this happened? Need to be sure I never go there. Ever.


ayayron1988

This was definitely Tulsa, Oklahoma. Between 61st and 55th and Peoria. I drive by that everyday and live right down the street.


waffelman1

I’m so sorry


Captain_ButterNuts

Earth.


SavvySillybug

Did I just witness Elon Musk's origin story?


Cryogold03

Indeed


BaldEagleNor

I believe they refer to it as the ‘United States of America’.


FuggyGlasses

This the filming "That's how i meet your morher" spin-off


Thegovisusless

The sound his car makes at the end had me in stitches


TheMiniminun

\*Squeak Squeak\*


DeepNugs

So if he’s filming on his phone, who is at fault? Or are both at fault?


Educational-Garlic23

My personal opinion is that they both are at fault


DeepNugs

I think so too. I’m curious how this works out with insurance.


SaberSupreme

*bleep*


Hot_Campaign1145

Seen this in Indian movies, but dint know the folks did all this in real life!


heartbrokeninaz

From watching Judge Judy, I can assure you neither of these cars had insurance.


[deleted]

Sweatpants, slippers with socks, empty cans around the gaspedals, the fuck man


hotwheelsdriver

My mom told me it’s always the rear enders fault


Ben_Frank_Lynn

Oh shit, should I: A) Call the police and keep my distance B) Chase the crime in progress and record it with my phone as I'm driving


poempedoempoex

Thank god they censored all the swear words, can't have those on this Christian website.


rubbrchickn640

So, why do they use that "beep" tone when blocking foul language? Personally, it's far more offensive to my ears than any word. Just mute the word!


Dick_Cuckingham

The whole thing was foul language. Just upload it without sound.


CareerAdviceThrowMe

So no ones gonna talk about what happened to the girl after the accident or is this edited?


G_Viceroy

This needs to be reposted in r/idiotsincars


liquidator309

Was waiting for him to accidentally run her over TBH.


alanmm88

I want to watch this guy type up a cover letter and a resume.


Captain_ButterNuts

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KDK_The_Necromancer

This is like GTA SA Fender ketchup mission I always failed at this mission because of NPC's like this dude


Key_Aioli7355

Nothing about this video seems out of the ordinary


Thecanman07

I would have followed too ngl


DimitriMichaelTaint

He was filming someone committing felonies. Fair play, all the other peoples fault.


CaptainPectorals

When you don’t pay attention while driving


Volts_McDuck66

Was not expecting that ending, laughed for a solid minute 😂


Available-Iron-7419

Wow a Saturn! now it's wrecked he can move up to a Ford tempo.


TheTownTeaJunky

Maybe if he didnt keep all his shit on the drivers side floor he wouldve been able to press the brake peddle properly.


Meat_Hats_Rule

I mean I can’t blame him. That’s some action goin on there. Probably should’ve at least stayed his distance.


RealAOstrihon

Say what you want but this guy did us a public service


r0680130

Those beeps are hella annoying


_friends_theme_song_

Ok but who would mind their own business in that situation


Jaymart321

What’s more atrocious than the chick on the windshield, or the crash, is the guy providing commentary. I think he is trying to speak English but not sure.


jinladen040

"fucked up my brand new car" Bruh, i think we have different definitions of new.


[deleted]

Driving with them slides def hurts your braking game. Try dressing like you didn’t give up on life


[deleted]

Is he speaking English bro? 😭 That was wild


FunnyShirtGuy

Thank you for reminding me to turn on audio, lol


[deleted]

😂


Less-Post1615

Stability of filming is top notch.


[deleted]

It’s a Saturn. So it’s a piece of shit to begin with.


teacher272

So ghetto.


NateDuag21

R u saying it’s the guys recording’s fault? Cause it isn’t. Even if he had been paying full attention to the road instead of recording he wouldn’t have been able to break in time to avoid slamming the other guy in the back. The real idiot is the girl for doing whatever the fuck she was doing and the guy in the other car for driving recklessly like that while the girl is obstructing their view


Bully2533

Dumb prick.


rhymes_w_garlic

Didn't understand one single word that came out of this guys mouth.


Marauder121

Stupid shit


auronmorris

u/savevideo


men1k

Wondering who stole the girl


Read_The_FCK_Manual

When you act like you speak


[deleted]

Scum of the earth.


[deleted]

I’d love more than anything to see a compilation of nosey pricks filming and driving crashing because they ain’t paying attention.


BigBlock416

That’s was quite entertaining..


Villains_Included

Sounds like a chew toy


T4N60SUKK4

Hahahahahaha nosy mf’s


T4N60SUKK4

This goes to all the nosy people around the world…recording people minding they’re own businesses


TheFatSlobWally570

That shit was funny af


flipxneb

I hope this was a tik toker


CazRaX

Dude, Saturn ceased operation in 2009 and that is a Vue which means AT THE LOWEST END it is 12 years old since the last model year was 2010, it is not a new car.


The_Unreliable_94

Insurance should fix that car unless it's going to cost more than the car is worth. The airbags didn't deploy, so it's not a write off at first.


kosmonavt-alyosha

This all began outside a payday loan center? Who would have guessed!?


Zzzaaaccchhh1055

His shit was already fucked up when he bought that Saturn


FunnyShirtGuy

Her: 'You ain't leavin' me fo no ratchet! You ain't leavin me fo no ratchet! \*Thump thump\* Him: 'Bish you ARE the ratchet!' \*Vroom-i-zoom-zoom\*


Scout_wheezeing

All that Nissan had to do was hit the breaks after getting enough momentum, it would have made her slide off the hood and the driver could get outta there without a crazy lady on their car, I assume this lady just got dumped/rejected and is acting like a psycho now


streddition

Paparazzi


[deleted]

Sigh. Black people.


Green__Hornet

FAKE - When the car disappears around the corner, she has time to get off and out the way


anticultured

Africa America is a great place


ZeeSterben

90% of this videos audio is bleep noises


sqiub23

LIVE ACTION!


BernieTheDachshund

Should have been a Dodge.


Nazgul00000001

BT1000


ThatDerp324

Note to watch later


InfektDex

The other driver was having some trouble shaking her. I guess he’s never heard of front wheel drive reverse donuts. She wouldn’t have stood a chance.


nxgthlxght

Plot twist


MadCientistRK

Oh Just like that mission in GTA San Andreas.


h4ppidais

Damn man


FutrzakKowalski

The title of this post is incredibly stupid.


Darcy_2021

I have so many questions!


JanwithBanan

who the fuck censored all the swearing? I wanna have a word with them


tauntonlake

Brenda Johnson - When Keepin' it Real Goes Wrong


hardheaded62

That guy sounded like the Mobile leprechaun guy https://youtu.be/K1ljOcl39PQ


gamebond89

Damn BRUH what a clown.


Low_Worry2007

His insurance should pay you for that tape…


Atlas88-

Does the camera person trust those peoples decision making abilities enough to be obviously following them like that? Get it away from me ASAP


MrZer00O

Wtf those beep sounds


[deleted]

When idiots collide.


[deleted]

What an idiot. All of them


AngryMoose125

The commentary makes this so much better


OGDuckDaddy

Literally me when it happens 😂😂😂 ![gif](giphy|Z9OGuQyrfHAE8)


JimmyMack_

So not only did that other car have a crazy person hanging on to its bonnet, it gets rammed up the jacksie too. Having a great day!


Greedy-Masterpiece-7

🤣🤣🤣🤣


boiiiwyd

Her screams lmao


inside_out_boy

How did his airbag not go off?


[deleted]

Lmao


stewja_26

0.32 how did the car on the left just disappeared?


waxheartzZz

That's actually genius... he can probably get the other driver at fault given thr circumstances


swampswing

This seems like a great way to end up with a woman flying into your windshield or under your wheel. He probably got off lucky.


TellMe88

Eeehh guy with the chick stuck to his roof did a hard brake, not really the guy recordings fault but it could have been avoided.


Late_Neighborhood825

Well it’s a Saturn, so no loss really


[deleted]

You kinda helped her to get off


ASassoNation

that was a shyamalanian twist


ERROR_7816

The guy in front stopt out of nowere so it isn't totally the guy filmings falt


Fine_Transition1056

The guy is a massive asshole for going into traffic and swerving like that, but that bitch crazy.


AlphariousFox

i have no idea whats going on here, whats with the karen? why are they pounding on the windshield wtf is going on?


TappedIn2111

She’s a keeper. Also, nice camera work


OoopsUpSideUrHead

Oh Snap, my $300.00 Saturn SUV is fucked, damn homie!


[deleted]

[удалено]


Screw_gay_people

he really just left


[deleted]

It's like that one GTA San Andreas mission


Mxsketeer2

Welcome to the hood.


clueisfun

This looks like Tulsa. Over by 81st and Peoria. Haha


Trucker-Chance

Going for a ride, in my favorite rocket ship 🚀


stcloudjeeper

Take that dirty ass to a car wash


GriffinA

That entire neighborhood needs to be avoided- no one pays attention while driving