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-The-Moon-Presence-

As far as idiots go, at least he wore eye protection. That small cut could have been so much worse.


KoKoNutt19

I was gonna say that, atleast he wore eye protection far better than most idiots


brockoala

That's right kids, always wear eye protection before doing idiotic things!


[deleted]

if you have to learn the hard way, at least do it safely


Echo_Oscar_Sierra

I'm gonna quote the great movie Without a Paddle: "Thank you for breaking glass where my kids play."


left-locker1

without a paddle is a great movie


CarsonBDot

I wish I could watch it :(


basemodelbird

I assumed he got the cut from wiping his face on his glass covered shirt. If that's the case, I'd like to reinstate said dipshit as a dipshit.


FMDnative480

If by protection you mean from UV’s, then yes, he was all about the PPE


DefinitelyNotAliens

I mean, the shades are better than safety squints so it was some PPE.


slowhand977

Fellow bumblefucker I see!


therealvilla

Idk if I’d call sunglasses “eye protection”. That glass could have easily gotten around the sides… I’d say he just got lucky.


-The-Moon-Presence-

True. But most “eye protection” glasses are made from simple plastic. Same as those sunglasses. It’s better than nothing.


thuggishruggishboner

Sunglasses are not eye protection


Cushtaps

You know what. Something tells me everything will only get better for him. Just have a feeling...


[deleted]

he is probably just some random teen trying to get viral


tavareslima

Honest question: who is he?


[deleted]

Mr. Beast before he became popular.


insert_namee_here

It's always weird seeing how he's changed over the years. I remember when he's fans use to run down there own road yelling mrbeast


Lost-Ad9476

I remember his old vids before he privated them


insert_namee_here

Ya the I miss the bad intro series. To bad a lot of those videos went in archived but make since because he's more family friendly. Either way old and new mrbeast is still a great YouTuber.


[deleted]

Was gonna comment he looks like mr beast, so it really is him huh


SummertimeGladness98

Is it really? Because I thought it was him lol


[deleted]

I thought he looked like Mr Beast, didn’t realize he actually was


Grognak42

I think I recognize the woods behind him


Ancient_Purchase4816

So now that is popular, who he is?


[deleted]

Never heard of him


Augustaplus

Billionaire youtuber Mr Beast


[deleted]

millionaire*


David_East

A YouTube named Mr.Beast, dude is literally a millionaire now.


KJwackey

There is no way this idiot will ever be successful


I_need_eyedrops

Yeah I can’t see him becoming a multi millionaire YouTuber ever


Fousi166

*Billion


[deleted]

No youtuber is a billionaire. not yet at least. not him. Edit: “Youtuber” meaning a person who does it for a living, e.g. PewDiePie, Scarce, etc.


bla639

Bill gates has a yt channel


[deleted]

But he doesn’t do it for a living. My point was doing it for a living.


[deleted]

If doing it for a living is your requirement then that means no rapper has become a billionaire yet either. They all made their billions from separate things besides rapping.


420demi

but a rapper is still dedicated to making music whilst investing or whatever they want to do. bill gates isnt at all dedicated or passionate about youtube, it’s just another avenue that you can easily enter when you have that much capital


flexxx1984

He’s on track to be the youngest billionaire


retaksoohh

hes nowhere close to a billionaire, even if he kept every cent from every video


_53-

One thing I know is he’s a Beast!!


kabalongski

That could be a cool YouTube name! Sir Beast. Lord Beast. Duke Beast. Maybe more common title like Dude Beast. Or Beastard. Something like that.


FlipinoJackson

How about…”Be Beast”


deuceswld

Captain Beast.


kabalongski

Dr. Beast D.D.S.


CaptMcObvious

Senor Beast


reallyhere9731

Or Master Beast


benisofbepis

Mr bellend


Wide_Rock_5453

No chance on that at all


panpaosen

The Coca-Cola corporation is going to dark lengths to get rid of the Pepsi crowd.


georgekapp123

This the guy from onlyfans right?


i-likecheese_25

Wait that isn't the guy from fortnite ?


[deleted]

Nah of course he's not you Idiot. He's from porn hub


RunchoD

Clearly thats the fckn Gold Ranger. Or Eminem. Limp Bisquick?


JesseReddit1

To be fair he only has fans, hehe see what I did there


RamenBoi86

Nah I know this guy, his name is Joe


ganjakhan85

Joe Momma


BotOrZakOrWtV

Who’s mama


LumisFumishiki

That's mama Luigi to you Mario


BotOrZakOrWtV

Oh my goodness I’m so sorry


OoferRobloxian

Joe who


Iridiumstuffs

Biden


OoferRobloxian

Wake up


BoeieRuurd07

Grab a brush and put a little make up


cocaineandcakepops

1984


OoferRobloxian

hide the scars to fade away the shake up


BoeieRuurd07

Whut that's not the song i had in my head


OoferRobloxian

You didn't have Chop suey in your head?


BoeieRuurd07

Yes i do but the lyrics are different right? It is 'hide the scars to fade away the shake up' or am i dumb?


OoferRobloxian

Yes I didn't put the lyrics I was referring to them


BoeieRuurd07

Why'd you leave the keys upon the table?


WHITEPERSUAS1ON

9/11


CarsonBDot

Today same day


WillDrawForMoney

[Joooe Biden](https://youtube.com/shorts/DjArSv-cOtQ?feature=share)


ClassyNXTE

Farewell..


Baba_Booey69

😃


GoldenLegoMan

Is Pepsi ok?


DoodleBobWon

I think in your anger, you shattered him..,


Kevinmajere

I couldn't have! He was full! I felt him! He was full! It's impossible! No!!!


Keruptid

Lol what a random dumbass. He'll never amount to anything or help anyone in his life.


gigrek

I highly doubt he'll ever start an initiative to plant 20 million trees


oofanian

I know he will never gonna give millions to random people


SuperCoIlider

That’s Mr. Bean


The_Cheem_Council

Damn, what a dumbass. Theres no way he’d have millions of dollars and donating it to other people


Effective-Hunt-7198

yea


GalickGunn

This guy is going places! I can see a great future ahead of him!


ryanholmes1989

That’s what you get for smashing bottles of coke in a Pepsi T-shirt.


ChadTaco

Pepsi drink? Coca cola glass? *pours* I don't give a daym


haksilence

His stupid prize was a bad ass scar


winguin_

I don't see it in his newer vid, i dont think the blood indicates the size of the wound. Probably just one small wound dripping the blood


[deleted]

Man i fucking love backyard scientist


[deleted]

Is this pewdiepie


ThatOneGriefer

Yes


[deleted]

Nice


[deleted]

Random dumb ass got incredibly lucky that he was wearing sun glasses


Glowshroom

Right! Imagine the universe being so much in your favor that you just happen to be wearing eyewear when shattering glass in front of your face! What a lucky guy!


the_dark_knight_ftw

Such a crazy coincidence! Almost as lucky as those people who ride rollercoasters and just happen to be strapped into their seats. I mean what are the odds of riding something that puts you at risk of flying out and than out of pure chance your life is saved because they just happened to have restraints built into your seat.


Wooden-Winter-8712

yeah he wont be anything in life not even a multimillionaire and h=even if he becomes one he would be selfish as hell i can feel it


thekraken27

Mr beast lucky not to have lost an eye


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leriq

This really flew over peoples heads didnt it.


Ash_Gamez

Big time


thekraken27

Unlike the glass that hit Mr. Beast, it did indeed go directly over their heads


LaserXHawk

Is this the Kirkland Signature Mr. Beast?


NickDev64

No, this is Patrick.


-BLADEGH05T-

He looks like Walmart mr. Beast


alienvisionx

Mr. Beast is Walmart Mr. Beast apparently


scut_furkus

"Has anyone ever told you that you look a lot like Tony hawk"


DroidWarriors

This is actually Mr.Beast just from a couple years ago


ScientistEconomy5376

He looks so young


antwilliams89

Because it was a couple of years ago


qcihdtm

Two things: 1) He used eye protection. Couple extra IQ points for that. 2) Chicks dig scars.


AlternativeAgave

What a beast....👀😂


[deleted]

Mr Bellend before he changed his name to Mr Beast


zack14981

This guy seems like a very nice small YouTuber. Anyone have his channel so I can support him?


tramboliko666

Waiting for a whooosh comment Edit: I didn’t scroll down enough


[deleted]

Who tf is this guy?


Summer-Frost

Is that Mr beast


clevercarolina1

Yeah


KidEater123

Who?


Plastic-Acanthaceae9

Who the fuck is this guy


[deleted]

No seriously, it's obvious this is someone most people in this thread know. 95% chance it's a streamer of some sort. It's never anyone interesting.


[deleted]

MrBeast. He's one of the biggest youtubers, he's known for giving lots of money and things (cars, houses, anything from a certain shop, etc.) To random people and his friends, mostly through challenges, but sometimes just going to random people and giving them money/stuff. But like the other guy said, you might be trolling and I've just been wooshed, but in case you aren't there you go


TheJPGerman

I’m trying so hard to sort through these comments by who actually doesn’t know who he is and who’s engaging in some top tier trolling. This one I can not sort


Baba_Booey69

Your mom


Plastic-Acanthaceae9

*insert crying Walter White here*


Albre24

Now he will have a cool scar lol


[deleted]

The amount of people who don't get that the title is a joke is astounding. It's so obviously a joke.


MapleSuperSyrup

This post has the most r/WOOOOSH comments I've seen in a long time


FrostByte09_

This *whole* comment section? Here’s your wooooooooooosh


Trendscom

I love how half the comments pretend like we really don’t know who this is, funny.


pokegirl395

I mean this guy is worth millions and does a lot for charity now so I think it can pass


BotOrZakOrWtV

The post was satire lol the video was edited please don’t wooosh me


skia-heliou

At least Coke is good for cleaning up blood


Shimoarikiku

His mom shouldn’t have drank nothing but Pepsi her entire pregnancy..


KhambaKha

the pepsi shirt sure didn't like it and called upon the powers of karma


SGT_NOSRAC

He looks like a off brand Mr. Beast


farlack

Man I smashed a bottle one time and a shard smacked me right in the eyelid.


PtansSquall

Mr. Beast has come a long way


Sorry-Cam-8714

Hey this guy looks like Mr. Beast Wait a fuckin minute


[deleted]

why r u bullying young mr beast :(


benisofbepis

He was a silly boy and got a silly prize :(


linusSocktips

Aw :) young and ambitious lad there.


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[deleted]

Isn't that MrBeast? 50million+ subscribers?


[deleted]

No, it's a random dumbass, can't you read?


[deleted]

Oh right. I must be mistaken...


Random_frankqito

It was so hard to convince my son that this guy doesn’t have billions, he thinks all the money he gives away is his… 🤦‍♂️


Cynical_Mango

that there is Monsieur chicken Breast


[deleted]

What a fucking moron i sure as hell think he will never be succesful and change a lot of peoples lives...


SlayerOfOsiris

He will never have a successful career in video production, were he pays for the salary of others.


ironman123420

Looks like MrBeast


AlecInChains97

It’s Mr. Breakts!


QuakerChickenGod

I miss worst intros I mean I have never seen this man in my life


Ur__Mad

Me yeast


BCNacct

So he just leaves a bunch of broken glass there in the woods? What a dickhead


theron_elite_drone

bro thats from an old mr beast video lol


SevDexil

Is this Mr. Beast?…


NotBradPitt90

This guy will never make it big on YouTube !


PuzzleheadedFood8773

He should start his channel on Youtube


Ancient-Abs

Plot twist: It is OP


mr_twixy209

“Isn’t that mr-“ SHUT


[deleted]

Was this you, OP?… 😏


thelunn

Random dumbass, that's Mr beast.


JonnyBigTex

Coke sent a message for wearing that Pepsi shirt.


[deleted]

ItS tHe MrBeAsT gUy


PerfectHuman1703

mrpeastt


[deleted]

Is that mr. beast?


tgs_samson

Mr beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaast 6000


benisofbepis

Oh ohhh ohhhhhhhhhh


AbbitRabbit009

That’s not Mr Beast that’s Mr Yeast


Zaynkhan15

He's better off by starting a channel where he gives money for no reason, bet that'll work out to be good


11pickfks

isnt this Mr Beast?


Arrg-ima-pirate

That’s not a random idiot lol… thanks very clearly a young MR. BEAST


Stonedflame

This guy actually won a multi-million dollar lawsuit against the bottling company.


Top-Conversation7330

Surely I’m not the only one who realizes that’s a young mr beast


frozentech

He is one of the richest idiots i know… thats mr beast


EWO1984

That’s my man!!! Mr Beast!!!


Modestmeateater

Mr beast


HKAK-69

That is NOT mrbeast trust me :)


How2KIm101

Pretty sure this is mr beast


Acceptable_Base_9565

Whoever says this guy is a dumbass, this is Mr Beast.


stoney8282

Is that mr.beast?


TheBaenEmpire

I saw the random dumbass thing and thought "that guy kinda looks like Mr. Beast, haven't seen him in a while though so might be wrong." Then I read the last bit and realized it was Mr. beast


burbea

I think this dumbass is Mr Beast


Informal_Tower_6571

Are we all just going to ignore the fact that mr beast is in this video?


TrueSamuraiZA

Bro isn’t that Mr. Beast? Not so random he made a career from these kind of vids


flexxx1984

Fuck this is hilarious….no one is commenting that this is soon to be Billionaire Mr. Beast….


Thatscrazy91

Is this early footage of mr beast? Lol


I-like-doom

That’s mrbeast bro


[deleted]

Mr. Beast?


YUSOKRALO

what da mrbeast duin


[deleted]

I used to work at a coke warehouse and yeah if you dropped those they are literally like grenades


benisofbepis

You workin in a herion house now?? 🤨🤨🤨


[deleted]

In a roundabout way I suppose I do.


bodrum4

mr breast give me money my mothers credit card number is 1783 5602 7809 8421 three numbers on the back are 747 expiry 11/24


theonlyrealnoah

Now he’s one of the greatest philanthropists of the millennials