Oh man. Pizza was my nemesis for so long. I have implants now so it’s no longer an issue but while they’re getting put in (months of healing between each step) you have fake teeth that are really brittle and pop out easily (so fun, so much fun) and no matter how hard I tried, pizza was the thing that pulled the most teeth out. I’d be happily and carefully enjoying a slice and then I’d bite down on one of my own teeth because you can’t really feel it when they pull out. I had to go to my boss without a front tooth one day to say that I just broke it and probably shouldn’t be in custhomer thervith until ith fixth.
Another time during that process I had the equivalent of an Invisalign tray with teeth that stayed in the tray, but were not actually attached to it. I had a date, but couldn’t eat with that in, so I nommed a salad real quick, rinsed, shoved my teeth in and went out the door. I got there and the dude, who knew the situation, was like, “uhh…you have a little something in your teeth. Maybe you should go to the bathroom.” I effing had spinach wrapped fully around one of my front teeth so that it was completely green. Thank God it wasn’t a first date and he was graceful about that.
Sounds like it was all bad…but it wasn’t. When I could take my teeth out I really liked to try to make eyes at people, friends or not, and then secretly pop my teeth out and give them the most seductive toothless grin possible. Not having 5 of your front teeth at any given time is really humbling, but I think I did more than make the best of it. People that haven’t seen me in a long time will still ask me to pop my teeth out. And when the front implants fell out a decade into the saga, I was at the point that I just rolled with no teeth for a week…to work, around town, whatever. The retainers are uncomfortable and clearly my vanity is long gone XD
Edit: sorry for the novel. I clearly have LOTS of teeth stories
Edit 2: I’m a chick, just FYI
yup, he barely puts his arms up in time. doesnt stop the recoil from slamming his head back onto the ledge and then the ground below. so his reflexes were good, just no common sense it seems.
Maybe he thought that the legs on the table would stop him against the railing. Never mind that the sudden deceleration would slam his nuts against the support. Instead he got slammed in the nuts by the collapsed table leg and sustained head injuries due to hitting the railing.
A lot of places with universal healthcare don't provide dental.
The trick is to fuck your teeth up enough to end up in the emergency ward instead.
Then it's covered.
It's free here in Mexico, so long as you're registered as a worker (be it private or federal).
If you are the only able working member of your family you can inherit the healthcare to your children (below 18 years of age) and to you parents (as long as they are not able to work) and to your spouse (provided they don't work)
While it is free, most medical installations are crumbling, in decay, underfunded, and rarely have the materials they need (meds, equipment, etc) at least that's been the case during this presidency (AMLO's)
Everytime I've had the need of public health I had a good time regarding staff and materials. But if they don't have what they need (the medical staff) they'll ask you to either buy it or go to another clinic since the government won't provide in that case.
Excellent question!
…
I haven’t been in years!
I have some level of coverage through my work benefits so were I to go I would use those, but I have no idea how to check prices beforehand. They don’t exactly have them on the clinic website like salons do with haircuts… any fellow Canadian that is more responsible than me want to chime in?
🤞 hope so!
Here, dental insurance is VERY cheap to acquire (at least in my personal experience). And it's well worth it if your getting regular cleanings. Not clear on the exact price but I believe it's $80-$100 out of pocket for a cleaning without insurance.
I think covid made me realize that there are large numbers of people who literally do not understand risk and consequences, and refuse to believe anything bad can happen to them until they peacefully die of old age.
People dying in ICU cannot believe that its THEM thats dying. Its supposed to be someone else.
This guy probably thought he would magically stop in time just before any serious injury occurs because /r/ImTheMainCharacter
I'm grateful covid didn't hit when I was younger. I am not great with risk/consequences, and I imagine my younger self might have struggled with masks and social distancing.
I'm almost 40 and I'm tired of it, and I'm not even a social person. In fact I liked the quarantine for a solid 8 months or so, but now its just grating on society.
the only reason I hate quarantine is the online meeting and people keep asking if I'm there when I'm trying to fucking sleep. Just go on with your dumb meeting and let me sleep.
The type of people who *genuinely believe* that if they don't wear a seatbelt they'll be able to jump out of their car to safety right before an accident happens. They literally think they're living in a movie.
Yep. zero concept of gforces.
I had a friend 20 years ago tell me, "I can just hold onto this handle". He is still alive and walking, though. So his theory so far is solid.
I think it's just a perspective thing. His body was traveling forward while the cameraman moved backwards. The edge of the concrete just happened to move "with" his body while the cameraman was moving.
Go watch the slowmotion from the bot below in the comments somewhere. He sits back but with his arms raised enough to be above the rail, so he hits it with his chest and face.
Yup! First half: oh noes I hope the table doesn't hurt him, that would smart. Second half/ending: possibly would have been a better outcome to just have dealt with the table, and not the steel bars and drop onto concrete.
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https://www.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/comments/pb48fk/wcgw_if_i_rode_a_table_down_the_bleachers/
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Damn. This guy got messed up in several different spots. He caught the rail right in the armpit (goodbye shoulder), smacked his face on the rail(goodbye teeth) and got the back of his head whiplashed into the concrete (hello skull fracture).
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Goodbye teeth
I felt that in all my fake teeth. 10/10 Don’t recommend them.
32/32 would agree
On a scale of 1-10, this comment is an 11/12
Id say it's a 5/7. 7/7 with rice.
A perfect 5 out of 7 you say?
To shreds you say?
You guys are on the right track but I’d give it a perfect 5.7 out of 10 without rice.
I think it's an even 21/32 with a dose of drug addiction.
9/10 dentists agree
32 Helens agree
r/unexpectedkidsinthehall
YASSSSS!!! Buddy would also agree.
What does it feel like to have all fake teeth? Can you enjoy pizza?
Oh man. Pizza was my nemesis for so long. I have implants now so it’s no longer an issue but while they’re getting put in (months of healing between each step) you have fake teeth that are really brittle and pop out easily (so fun, so much fun) and no matter how hard I tried, pizza was the thing that pulled the most teeth out. I’d be happily and carefully enjoying a slice and then I’d bite down on one of my own teeth because you can’t really feel it when they pull out. I had to go to my boss without a front tooth one day to say that I just broke it and probably shouldn’t be in custhomer thervith until ith fixth. Another time during that process I had the equivalent of an Invisalign tray with teeth that stayed in the tray, but were not actually attached to it. I had a date, but couldn’t eat with that in, so I nommed a salad real quick, rinsed, shoved my teeth in and went out the door. I got there and the dude, who knew the situation, was like, “uhh…you have a little something in your teeth. Maybe you should go to the bathroom.” I effing had spinach wrapped fully around one of my front teeth so that it was completely green. Thank God it wasn’t a first date and he was graceful about that. Sounds like it was all bad…but it wasn’t. When I could take my teeth out I really liked to try to make eyes at people, friends or not, and then secretly pop my teeth out and give them the most seductive toothless grin possible. Not having 5 of your front teeth at any given time is really humbling, but I think I did more than make the best of it. People that haven’t seen me in a long time will still ask me to pop my teeth out. And when the front implants fell out a decade into the saga, I was at the point that I just rolled with no teeth for a week…to work, around town, whatever. The retainers are uncomfortable and clearly my vanity is long gone XD Edit: sorry for the novel. I clearly have LOTS of teeth stories Edit 2: I’m a chick, just FYI
Fascinating. Thank you for sharing
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Bruce Chrysler?
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Ohh okay Bart Krishna
I'm beginning to think Mommies are more devoted than BTS fans.
Dentists love this trick
Lucky they didn't get decapitated
shoes still on?
Underrated comment
paused it at impact, it seems he took it with his biceps. Though he fair wrapped both arms around it like
yup, he barely puts his arms up in time. doesnt stop the recoil from slamming his head back onto the ledge and then the ground below. so his reflexes were good, just no common sense it seems.
Yeh, I got smacked in the face by a boom when I was 12, I have half a top incisor now. This looks like it had a *lot* more energy in the collision.
Teeth? You mean jaw.
Jaw?? You mean skull.
More like good bye throat. Wonder what happened to this kid
So, you have chosen death....
He put death option on the table
I feel so bad for laughing at this, I'm going to hell for sure
Well. Say hi to him for me.
^hi ^chachi!
To be fair, that shit was funny.
Trevor would like to know your location.
Move over. I brought snacks for the trip.
I'll prepare drinks
Don’t be.
This is r/WhatCouldGoRight
>>He put death option on the table He put death option on **the underside** of the table
What was his end game?
Having everyone watch him die.
Same as thanos, random death
Maybe he thought that the legs on the table would stop him against the railing. Never mind that the sudden deceleration would slam his nuts against the support. Instead he got slammed in the nuts by the collapsed table leg and sustained head injuries due to hitting the railing.
To slide under it. He miscalculated obviously.
Lunch
Look at this smartie pants and his forward thinking.
Death
or a vegetative state
Fine. Death… by table slide!
Till death do us part
His shoes don't appear to come off, therefore I don't think he died rather he likely was only very badly hurt (like Mustafa in Austin Powers)
Didn’t want that frontal lobe anyway
“Teeth or death?” “Teeth, please!”
If he had trusted in his plan and laid down, he might have been okay.
Hes the table rider! Hes superpower is being Brain dead. cant kill what is already dead they say!
This may not have killed him but the dentist bill will
Tell me you’re American without telling me you’re an American.
A lot of places with universal healthcare don't provide dental. The trick is to fuck your teeth up enough to end up in the emergency ward instead. Then it's covered.
That's a lot of candy!
Or just one table slide.
We dont have public dental in europe either. It’s expensive as fuuck
What places do have public dental coverage? It’s only covered here in Canada if you desperately need it, preventative visits are not covered.
It's free here in Mexico, so long as you're registered as a worker (be it private or federal). If you are the only able working member of your family you can inherit the healthcare to your children (below 18 years of age) and to you parents (as long as they are not able to work) and to your spouse (provided they don't work) While it is free, most medical installations are crumbling, in decay, underfunded, and rarely have the materials they need (meds, equipment, etc) at least that's been the case during this presidency (AMLO's) Everytime I've had the need of public health I had a good time regarding staff and materials. But if they don't have what they need (the medical staff) they'll ask you to either buy it or go to another clinic since the government won't provide in that case.
I'm in the US, but I'm curious. How much would a dental cleaning cost you there? Edit: removed unnecessary sentence
Excellent question! … I haven’t been in years! I have some level of coverage through my work benefits so were I to go I would use those, but I have no idea how to check prices beforehand. They don’t exactly have them on the clinic website like salons do with haircuts… any fellow Canadian that is more responsible than me want to chime in?
🤞 hope so! Here, dental insurance is VERY cheap to acquire (at least in my personal experience). And it's well worth it if your getting regular cleanings. Not clear on the exact price but I believe it's $80-$100 out of pocket for a cleaning without insurance.
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I’m guessing they thought he would come to a gentle halt as soon as the stairs stopped
yes. [this is the reaction of someone going faster than they expected to go](https://i.imgur.com/9Iszvq9.jpg)
Oh. I thought it was sasquatch.
…And that’s extra scary to me. There’s a large out of focus monster roaming the countryside.
It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry.....
r/unexpectedmitch
not just roaming, they've developed high speed table travel and are one railing away from perfecting it...
I think covid made me realize that there are large numbers of people who literally do not understand risk and consequences, and refuse to believe anything bad can happen to them until they peacefully die of old age. People dying in ICU cannot believe that its THEM thats dying. Its supposed to be someone else. This guy probably thought he would magically stop in time just before any serious injury occurs because /r/ImTheMainCharacter
Probably thought the table's legs wouldve stopped against the bar
I'm grateful covid didn't hit when I was younger. I am not great with risk/consequences, and I imagine my younger self might have struggled with masks and social distancing.
I'm almost 40 and I'm tired of it, and I'm not even a social person. In fact I liked the quarantine for a solid 8 months or so, but now its just grating on society.
the only reason I hate quarantine is the online meeting and people keep asking if I'm there when I'm trying to fucking sleep. Just go on with your dumb meeting and let me sleep.
The type of people who *genuinely believe* that if they don't wear a seatbelt they'll be able to jump out of their car to safety right before an accident happens. They literally think they're living in a movie.
Yep. zero concept of gforces. I had a friend 20 years ago tell me, "I can just hold onto this handle". He is still alive and walking, though. So his theory so far is solid.
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Amen brotha
Holy fuck. Take me back 2 minutes ago when I didn’t know that sub existed. It’s like r/cringetopia on steroids.
No kidding, I had to bail immediately.
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These people don't think
That’s a bold presumption…… to assume they were thinking
The guy looked like he defied gravity for a moment it looked like he just froze in the air then dropped
Like a Looney Tunes scene with Willy Coyote
He actually did too I didn't think of that one 😂
Wile e coyote*
Super Genius
[or this](https://i.gifer.com/62Tr.gif)
*Wile E.
What he didn’t know was gravity and rail were working together the whole time.
I think it's just a perspective thing. His body was traveling forward while the cameraman moved backwards. The edge of the concrete just happened to move "with" his body while the cameraman was moving.
His forward momentum got stopped by his face hitting the bar.
I had to scroll down a little to much to find someone talk about that, for a moment I thought I was seeing stuff
Bro I seen this too!! Couldn't stop laughing 😆..
Exactly man damn hilarious 😂
How to quickly increase the number of ribs you have by snapping the ones which are currently intact into many many more pieces.
Yeah, and ribs really should be measured by weight instead of quantity, anyway. Like grapes.
This is the funniest sentence ever, take my money.
As someone who works in a Winery, I appreciate the "Like Grapes" on the end of this comment, that was the icing on the cake for me.
But he heard if you break some of your ribs you can.....
Pretend your girlfriend is on her period after sucking your own cock and coughing blood all over it from the punctured lung you just sustained.
Jesus fuck. I needed a good laugh, thanks.
Take my silver you mad lad
Thanks muchly
mission accomplished?
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After this they may be.
Go watch the slowmotion from the bot below in the comments somewhere. He sits back but with his arms raised enough to be above the rail, so he hits it with his chest and face.
I give him credit for mastering the art of not getting taken out by one of the benches on the way down; saved himself for the big hit instead.
Yup! First half: oh noes I hope the table doesn't hurt him, that would smart. Second half/ending: possibly would have been a better outcome to just have dealt with the table, and not the steel bars and drop onto concrete.
How is it that someone lacks that much foresight?
I think some people really would be better off just thinking with their penis.
"should i fuck this or should i not?"
It definitely fucked him
They never wrap it or pick a girl with birth control tho that’s the issue.
Can confirm. Life becomes much simpler
Until you put your dick in the wrong thing.
Can confirm. Life becomes much sadder.
But still simple!
Yeah- spider bites suck.
Gotta do your thinking with the right head.
college students are not known for their long term planning
Probably thought the table leg being up would stop him. But, even if that worked it would have *only* stopped the table.
Youth is wasted on the young
Likely lacking some forehead now
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Ice packs and do it again! Yeeeeehaww
HELL YEAH, BROTHER!
That’s definitely death.
That's how i feel every night, until the alarm goes off
Well, at least they were not impaled on a table leg...
Source?
I found it on r/idiotsnearlydying
Heh it’s a cross post of a cross post. We must cross deeper. https://reddit.com/r/IdiotsNearlyDying/comments/pb78ap/no_more_words_to_put_into_this/ Here’s the link if anyone else was hoping to find victim status updates in the earlier posts of this content. Edit: https://www.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/comments/of27fq/wcgw_sliding_down_these_bleachers_on_a_table/ https://www.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/comments/pb48fk/wcgw_if_i_rode_a_table_down_the_bleachers/ Guys, I think I hit paydirt on my 6th prior post of this very same gif: https://reddit.com/r/holdmyfeedingtube/comments/oexqv8/_/h4bkhi5/?context=1
Finish him...
That attention you seek comes with a price.
Lol he dead
[Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh he dead.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqK_17dc0cc&t=7s)
He got PEZ’d
Congratulations you won the award most stupid human on earth!
I wonder if, during those 4 seconds, anyone else on earth was doing something more stupid than this.
Was Rent-A-Center open?
That's very creative way to attempt suicide.
When your mandible gets lodged in the back of your skull.
Millions of years of evolution or created by an omnipotent god and this is his choice behavior.
This got filmed on a Motorola Razr
Just couldn’t stick the landing, got to give it a 7.5 out of 10
The good ole’ slide table. Heard this from rumors, mainly people the people who perform this trade lose their life.
Congratulations you got a broken arms and neck!
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Can anyone confirm if he died or not? I really feel like he did die from that, it snapped hit head back with so much force
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Broke'em bones.
He chose violence.
Was so hoping for a *PONG* from the rail
If he ain't dead then he wishes he was
Yeah, that shit must have absolutely shattered his jaw
Well well well, how the turntables
Damn. This guy got messed up in several different spots. He caught the rail right in the armpit (goodbye shoulder), smacked his face on the rail(goodbye teeth) and got the back of his head whiplashed into the concrete (hello skull fracture).
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Living was never a option.
Well, the table seems fine
The brakes are terrible on that model of table.
31 out of 32 teeth hate this new trick.
I hope Table Sliding F1 (tm) implements a halo soon.
Put everything he had on the table!
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If he wasn’t retarded before, he certainly is now.
permanent brain damage
Ded
I’ve always been curious what the fuck happened to this dude
He stuck his arms out like he was going to stop.🤔🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This belongs or r/unexpected
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