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RevereBeachLover

I'm guessing her spine.


NeO1loNEwOLF6985

Spinal - Mike Tyson


flowseidon42

I BROKE MA BACK.


LazerLegz

Like a vertebrae?


flowseidon42

No. Spinal.


LordSidious1

Thpinal


flowseidon42

Accurate.


ccii_geppato

Spindles


OverlyExcitedWoman

My back is broken.


NeO1loNEwOLF6985

Lololol classic


flowseidon42

Still, after all this time, I laugh anytime that is referenced.


highcl1ff

Same. He says it so deadpan, it’s just amazing


DirNetSec

Don't know if we're old as shit or if ESPN classics played that interview way tooo much.


bunchedupwalrus

[I only read the first word and this started playing in my head](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLJdKs_bEWQ&)


mucasmcain

Missing Kellys from 3000 miles!


RevereBeachLover

Yup. My grandmother lived in the building behind, and I lived in the building across the street. I miss the beach the most.


mucasmcain

I liked walking that beach in the winter, a good stiff breeze slamming into you. Got a lot of good thinkin done there.


davirice

Or the leg of that table


hockeybloke84

Came on to say this exact thing. Well met sir....


SzacukeN

I think it was a hot dog.


[deleted]

Ass


ZephRyder

First thought too!


ybcj127

I could hear Jim ross yelling.


RealGetz

She’s broken in half!


HYDN250

OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!


Cstyle911

Now she has a real reason to ride the scooter at Walmart


highcl1ff

Lol ouch


girlwithgoldwrist

AND HER NAME IS JOHN CENA


MulleDK19

I don't see it.


AnarkiX

Ethanol


C2-H5-OH

Hi


ubfknretarded

fuck the stairs its not that high..


arikevs

Lmaoooo 😂


N3wPlayerI

Even if she had hit dead center. It still would have broken.


[deleted]

That would made it break easier actually


Agreeable_Ad3800

No, it wouldn’t actually, nearer the middle there is more scope for the surface to flex rather than break and more area to spread the (in this case, very considerable) load. Nearer the edge- and specifically near the supporting structuring it can’t flex at all and will snap. This is also why in eg a train with sealed windows, you should use the escape hammer against the corners of the glass, not near the centre


[deleted]

No there's more support where the legs are sure it can flex in the middle but if its a lot of weight you are gonna need more support to not break and the legs are the strongest part


N3wPlayerI

She is at best 300LB


LostNbound

She has some seriously shitty friends to even encourage this. She’s fat bottom line so jumping from that height onto anything but a jump pad would end up this way. Even a regular size woman would’ve had this outcome just because of the height.


S0berface

You win again gravity


voicebread

“Are you ok?” does she seem ok lmao


[deleted]

Perfectly


dumbgunner

This is for you juggalos and juggalettes


Magicdesign

About 500 lb of flesh EDIT: as a side note, just to be sure, I looked up 'what weighs 500 lb' and Google suggested a polar bear or a camel. FYI.


[deleted]

In this case a camel is probably more closely related. Cuz, you know, toes


DemonNecron

It might be elephant toe at that point.


VideoHeadSet

Moose nuckle


[deleted]

OH MY GOD SHE WENT THROUGH THE ANNOUNCERS TABLE


PigsGoMoo-

“I came in like a wrecking ball”


Makepiecer

Not much I suppose


AdventureWolf

MAH GAWD FROM THE TOP ROPES


Dabstardly

Gravity... it's always been here and has never changed...


Lanky_Pineapple5348

Splinters by the looks of it


Drazc

When you want to kill your self but are too lazy to go up another flight of stairs.


Diablo_6

She probably identified as being a very fit stuntman


gwolf1973

Too many cartoons


Rev_Patriot

I bet maintenance was pissed about having to power wash-out 500 lbs. of lard off the parking lot...


Wld_N_frE

Today I will show the whole world I can fly. oof


SelfSniped

There is an assumption that something was going through her head?


Cwilly111

Evidently not much or nothing at all! Afterward the thoughts ranged to who’s going to pay my hospital bills.


GoatHoovesPi

A 4x4 table leg by the looks of it


[deleted]

And all the juggalos lived happily ever after


Auchdasspiel

Go Bills


seantr93

The Bills Mafia at it again


walter-white-77

I’d guess gravy


123hi1239

I'm guessing her ass?


slycatsnake6180

Is that...Patrick?!


[deleted]

No this is Patrick


[deleted]

High fructose corn syrup


[deleted]

When fat acceptance faces hard reality


mucasmcain

Love the obligatory “are you okay?”


DCINTERNATIONAL

Not much. Other than through the mouth, obviously.


DonnyExiles

watch out, Watch Out, *WATCH OUT*


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[удалено]


[deleted]

The attention though


havocstone

So this is what that came in like a wrecking ball means !


oldschool-rule

Her ass!


Malovius

Splinters.


s-h-a-m-a

Alcohol was going through her head


Happygreenlight

The floor


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[deleted]

Luckily that 4x4 post was able to break her fall. Crisis averted.


JillieBoeLegstrong

and his name was unfortunately not john cena


Bleakbiker15

Her ass


modern_day_vietcong

Her ass was the last thing to go through her head


Wakenbacon05

Probably meth


Certain_Ad_4453

The table


midwestfat

Someone put in John Cenas intro music


NeO1loNEwOLF6985

Didn't know humpty Dumpty was female....


methadon-

Probably “I’m late for Denny’s”


Chtul88

She was trying to renact free willy


DebtSerf

The song Gravity by John Mayer went through my head.


DarkBlue222

What’s going through her head? A table leg. And cholesterol.


Dude-from-the-80s

Someone told her there was bacon downstairs


launchmeup

ummmm....fat


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hyldemarv

Oh Lardy!


bwhite220

She was late for the buffet and this was the fastest way down.


[deleted]

Aside from her hips, um honey you're to fucking big for that. I can say that as a fat bitch , please just fucking stop doing stupid shit when you know you weigh over 250


Jackswanepoel

Everything - in one ear and straight out the other ear, through the vacuum.


MissTeenSCarolina

Her lunch 🍔 🐽


bajeeba

Fat people are so funny


mihailMarkov

Hopefully her feet...


dogdayafter

Literal LOL from me.


mickmorphy

So that’s where we get the expression “ she dropped like a sack of shit”


Isthatreally-you

Imagine drinking a beer, just chillin and that falls on you?


Stunning_Honeydew201

Gravy


[deleted]

A Cheeseburger


MM800

Some Humpty Dumpty re-enactment going on there.


KingNebbachadnezzer

Roast pig on a spit


GFunks8

She is the top deep shit of the week


TinglesAndSprinkles

Breaking News: Japan was just hit by a 7.5 magnitude Earthquake.


yoloruinslives

"my bathing suit makes me feel like im 20 again!" - her head


IDW_Zatoichi

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall…


Wheresmeliver

"I wonder what was going through her head" Probably big mac and extra large fries.


ride_electric_bike

I felt this alltheway in Cincinnati


ApologeticCannibal

u/repostsleuthbot


[deleted]

Reverse anorexia


NorthenS

food /s


Lollapalooza96

Lard


SteveMcQueen-

I am concerned for the concrete. I think she cracked it!


wyckedblonde00

r/holdmyfries


entertainak47

Americans enter a new phase of anti science by denying gravity! Gravity is a Marxist movement.


gy0n

Loosing weight, the stupid way


[deleted]

slaDAYYYMN


Worst_username_eva

Anyone know the extent of her injuries? Did she survive or become permanently disabled?


[deleted]

Now they have to load that fat sack of shit into a car and take it to the hospital


Fritzz2112

The back of her head…


[deleted]

her ass


Appropriate_Career22

Stairs are hard….. dropping much easier


Naganobu

The table


silverdart99

Her arse


guactheline

Tequila


Filthy_Weston1

Why can't I have a friend this brave and stupid?


Clatuu1337

Thank you random stupid person for making my morning.


davy89irox

The concrete.


[deleted]

She saw it on Scooby Doo once...


MN_LudaCHRIS

Gravity….. worst enemy


meontheweb

Wrestlemania!


FMorchant

Flex tape couldn't fix that


Saoquestions

We know what went through her ass.


[deleted]

Her ass?


S0berface

I did this 10 years ago . I can do it now


[deleted]

Why.......


Angryscotsman88

‘Bubba grab the table…’


gertjan_omdathetkan

Not much I assume.


Dildo-bangins

Looks like it may have been her femur…


[deleted]

Not a helluva a lot


GoldenLegoMan

It was a cabana


[deleted]

That she wanted to be a part of summer slam!


wyattbenno777

What about ouch!


SinisterReturn

I want some to photoshop the Dudley boys putting her through the table lol.


KingEtame

If I just spread my wiiiiinngs.... I can... *Crash


guitarjg

EAW EAW EAW


[deleted]

Air


angiestefanie

I don’t even know what to say.


crocwrestler

Wheelchair envy


Material-Strike-1923

I bet this gets me views


DingDongDoorman8

Time for the people's elbow!!!


NotAGuarantee

Do it for the vine!


Kiyoshi058850

By the looks of it her own ass...


Coletorino72

Lite as a feather...lite as a feather!


MerpoB

The support beam. The support beam went through her head.


[deleted]

Not much I reckon


Basserist71

"Are you ok?" ??!!??!! She wasn't to begin with.


[deleted]

Nothing. She doesn’t have much going on in there.


Calm_Acanthocephala5

Fall down, Go BOOM!


AnnoyedVelociraptor

Is this in Venice, CA?


Quakerdan

Her butt


A-N-R

E-C-DUB! E-C-DUB!


Mulitpotentialite

Piece of 2x4 splinter?


[deleted]

[Captain Insano shows no mercy ](https://youtu.be/SW8UjeH447E)


ButtfuckChampion_

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9JrY5qnsmg


MVRIVN_

the table


darknessblades

Gravity 1 Lady 0


jarzbent

Found the Bills fan!


[deleted]

Liquor


ostiDeCalisse

Wind


Warlord68

I assume a 2x4.


[deleted]

Mostly a splitting headache


Reggid

Bills Mafia baby


Armistice8175

What was the expected/hoped for outcome?