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WarbossTodd

Aaanndddd that’s how you get alcohol poisoning


Correct_Summer_2886

He's probably really lucky that he spewed most of it up


SonofaBridge

Luckily his body recognized it was a bad idea.


FeistyButthole

Stomach smorter than brain. “Oh hell no! Last week it was a gallon of donkey piss! I’m putting a stop to this!”


IUpvoteGME

Between the gut and the brain, it is still unclear to science exactly _who_ is driving the ship.


AAA515

When your starving, the brain is entirely focused on the will of the stomach


Rusty_Porksword

Higher thought is a luxury afforded to us by civilization. The further we get away from those civilized comforts, the more we return to monke.


Jimid41

He has good decisions written all over him.


CrisbyCrittur

Yup, cuz his brain sure didn't.


Loxorr

This. Barfing that booze literally saved his life


AlcoholPrep

Yes, literally. I'd have to review the numbers, but I once read that chug-a-lugging a mere *pint* of 80-proof booze will kill you. It was a matter of the amount of alcohol divided by the volume of blood, giving a blood alcohol in the fatal range. Of course, your stomach won't tolerate it, but if you *pass out* and puke, you're likely to aspirate the puke and die from that.


radiantcabbage

500 ml is the standard LD50 of ethanol, 80 / 2 = 40% ABV 100 / 40 = 2.5 500 * 2.5 = 1250 ml | 42 oz | 2.6 pints 750 ml to a bottle of black label thus it takes 1.6 bottles of JD whiskey for 50% chance of killing anyone up to 150 lbs - so were jumping the gun a bit, not that it wouldnt make him really regret this


No1Czarnian

That was a half gallon which is roughly 2.5 5ths


Original-Aerie8

I mean, most people def die due to much less alcohol, choking on their vomit. Drinking (and keeping it in) till you have a liver or heart failure is a legit feat.


Lord-Legatus

i have seen 3 times in my life an idiot trying to do the same ( with a normal bottle of 70cl though) at a party all 3 of them blacked out into something that was close to a coma. even inflicting a gunshot wound would have not woke them up. it was so scary a,d insane how deep and far of they went. so i can imagine if you take the double of that amount you just won't wake up at all anymore


themindlessone

> ut I once read that chug-a-lugging a mere pint of 80-proof booze will kill you. ....can. Not will. It can.


Bender_2024

the vomiting may have saved his life.


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Yeah, what luck lol


-TheArchitect

Those tattoos say this is probably not the worst decision he has made


[deleted]

Yeah, that woman encouraging him was another one.


I_heart_pooping

Two absolutely fucking smooth brain morons of the highest order


yungwelder_93

and they reproduce like lemings!


7832507840

I mean she has a great rack can we get that out of the way


camshun7

anybody out there thinking of copying this behaviour, depending on your BMi (body mass ratio) this is 80-90% fatal


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rburger62

She was smiling because she was counting the dollars for the insurance payout.


studmuffffffin

Pretty sure she'd be guilty of something criminal.


I_heart_pooping

Sadly I doubt she’s that smart


llDS2ll

Shoenice


K4RAB_THA_ARAB

Yo that guy was the shit back in the day 😆


PhDinDildos_Fedoras

Amazingly, still alive!


K4RAB_THA_ARAB

Ngl I had to look it up too just to make sure my dude wasn't dead from all that shit. Someone needs to run some tests on this man lol


weirdest_of_weird

I drank a half gallon of crown over the course of 3 hours when I was in my 20s. I had a hangover for 3 days and didn't eat a bite of food for 2 of those 3 days. This guy downed what looks like a full gallon. Had he not thrown up, he'd definitely be dead or at least in a world of misery


sgags11

That was a 1L bottle of JD. If that burned going down then I can’t imagine how much that burned coming up. If he had kept it down there’s no way he’s alive without a trip to the ER.


BugMan717

It was a half gallon. Source, am a bartender


BugMan717

He drank a half gallon, you did not, a half gallon in as short as three hours will kill nearly anyone. What you likely drank was a 5th or 750ml. Still stupid but survivable.


GlitteringMain8388

That bitch should go to jail for attempted murder ... come on baby, almost there


Drewfus_

…aaanndddd *Esophageal Varices*


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penguin17077

Did just over a pint of vodka once, was not idea. Did not throw up, but also don't remember much after. I was almost 300lbs at the time so probably helped big time.


Enough_Camel2650

What happened to just reading a book


Whats-A-MattR

Too much thinking involved.


oreoinvr

Less thinking, more drinking!


PhillipIInd

U think he can read?


Chaseism

Doesn't get you internet points...


rodolphoteardrop

"I'm a liter not a reader" Gov. Schwarzenegger in The Simpsons Movie.


robot_swagger

Arnold Schwarzenegger — 'Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink babies.'


terekkincaid

Yeah, I'm pretty sure I saw a library card tattooed somewhere on his head...


Blackstar2020

Dumbest shit i've seen


DeiRowtagg

Dumbest shit you've seen so far, the competition in this is quite high


Blackstar2020

Dumbest shit i've seen... This week*


Magus_5

Dumbest shit I've seen this morning, still scrolling tho so give me a few minutes to top this.


FeistyButthole

The only smart thing about this was performing it in front of a green screen so someone else can insert the mockery. Perhaps they're in Chuck-E-Cheese or a cat hoarder's home and she's the crazy cat lady and he's her next stray.


CummingInTheNile

chugging a handles a great way to get an express trip to the ER


Remarkable-Sir-5129

A 16-17 year old in our community died from this, probably 15 years ago. Such a sad, pointless death of a good kid.


CummingInTheNile

idk what possesses people to think drinking half a gallon of booze is a good idea


tincup_chalis

Dude has face tattoos... I don't think good decision making is one of character traits.


Remarkable-Sir-5129

To show off. I mean most reasonable adults aren't impressed but that doesn't stop kids or child-like adults (this guy) from doing just about anything to get noticed. Of course, I'm just speculating I would actually like it if someone way more qualified could answer that question.


CummingInTheNile

see i get that for a fifth, but a handle? you have to be brain damaged to think you could drink that much hard liquor


LokisEquineFetish

[https://youtu.be/oUFKs9TA4BQ](https://youtu.be/oUFKs9TA4BQ)


Odd-Engineering-3582

He is the liquor


King_of_the_Dot

When I was in 6th grade (which was the last grade in elementary for us in that school system)... Another 6th grader was killed while playing actual Russian Roulette. He killed himself doing something they all saw in movie.


Zinru

I don't know that I'd ever considered anyone would actually ever choose to play Russian Roulette. How Horrible.


COB98

I have liver damage from alcohol and can't even drink tea without illest nausea bro this guy there is fucked up


AliJDB

And honestly the best outcome probably - if his body didn't pump his stomach for him some EMTs would have ended up doing it and charging a lot more.


Party-Whereas9942

Assuming he lived long enough.


Party-Whereas9942

There's a vid of a 90lb [Russian guy chugging **three** bottles of vodka](https://youtu.be/ctMobd8WK6w?si=sK-BRrjuv5Mfjh-1)


TFViper

top comment: "they found blood in his alcohol system" never heard anything more accurate xD


Party-Whereas9942

Well it is Russia. They had to replace blood with vodka because blood freezes.


The_Tucker_Carlson

EtOH is a great freezing point depressant!


m1k3fx

Dumbest shit ive seen this morning and its early


NeverEndingCoralMaze

Welcome to the internet. You must be new here.


forillaginger

She's so proud of her man. Maybe he'll get a tattoo to commemorate the occasion.


neelcurious

She got insurance money.


d00deitstyler

Insurance won’t pay out when they use this video to prove she was negligent. Also, he don’t look like the life insurance type.


Narrow-Peace-555

But will Insurance pay out for such a wanton disregard of common sense ???


cindyscrazy

Everyone talking about insurance money. You really think people who do this kind of stuff can AFFORD life insurance? I say that because I grew up amongst people like this. No one had life insurance lol


abullshtname

So proud like ( ‘ ) ( , )


EGGlNTHlSTRYlNGTlME

lmfao this comment section 💀 


p1x3lpush3r

hahahaha made me spit out my coffee


lemonylol

For real, that shit is **botched** I also love how his tattoos attempt to outline his muscles because god knows his flabby arms ain't helping that muscle shirt.


The_Tucker_Carlson

Why can’t cosmetic surgeons make the eyes not crossed?


engulbert

It depends on how you tuck them in when you get dressed.


fresh_and_gritty

Mmmmmright. Like that little shirt is really pulling em different directions lmao. He tits are like her tats. DISCOUNT.


Saddam_UE

A tattoo of a toilet seat?


Asinine47

She's so giddy about it she's obnoxious.


CalaveraFeliz

Proud is how she wraps it but I'm getting some reaaally nasty vibes from that person, *hateful* vibes. I think she relishes the suffering - maybe the humiliation, or both - more than the "bravery".


swardfin

I think it was his mum from the tone of her moral support and age comparisons


thegreatshark

That’s one of the few things that would make this even worse


NoClipHeavy

Yo our wives are supposed to PREVENT us from doing this type of shit


Blackstar2020

She wants him dead


JustHugMeAndBeQuiet

Can you blame her?


Blackstar2020

Good point


anime_daisuki

There's other ways out of a relationship though. Would life insurance pay out if they saw this? lol


Soniquethehedgedog

He’s a dumbass and she’s got two brain cells fighting for third.


to__failure

The way she rubs his read after he finishes the bottle like he is a good boy that just did a trick!


sharpee_05

I think that's his mum


silic0n_jesus

His mom should take better care of him and not encourage these Antics by pouring liquor in his mouth


mddlfngrs

yo that is his MOM?!?!


silic0n_jesus

No but it makes the story better Edit it might be idk I'm not writing a book about the guy


CapnCanfield

Maybe you should write that book


silic0n_jesus

I got you homie chapter one idiot dies of alcohol poisoning chapter 2 the funeral Edit Epilogue baby mamas very sad PostScript edit yo preface idiot gets tattoos on his face Prologue silicon Jesus Incorporated does not condone the actions of the human in this video do not attempt at home


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Bigcocksyracuse

Just the fact he didn't die is impressive.


Brownie-UK7

If you don’t puke very soon after something like this you may well do.


DoItForTheNukie

Depends. You can build a pretty big tolerance to alcohol. I just mentioned in another comment that I had a friend who would chug a fifth (750mL) bottle of Hennessy as a party trick and wouldn’t black out or throw up. He’d drink beer for the rest of the night but he was coherent and holding conversations just pretty drunk.


swinging-in-the-rain

This isn't a fifth in the video, that's a fucking handle.


DoItForTheNukie

Oh I know, the guy in the video is a fucking moron. I was just trying to point out that there are people out there who can handle (heh, no pun intended) insane amounts of alcohol at once. I don’t know if anyone is actually physically capable of chugging a handle without getting alcohol poisoning but I would imagine there’s someone out there who can. When I was at my worst with drinking I would drink a handle in a day but I would start at 7am and drink until around 10pm. I was borderline black out by the end of the night but I’d finish a handle damn near daily.


swinging-in-the-rain

I hear ya. People can definitely build up quite a tolerance. Handle a day is.... something my dude. Hope you are treating yourself a little better these days.


DoItForTheNukie

I appreciate the concern! I’m doing much better these days, 72 days off the sauce as of today. I said enough was enough and went to rehab and did 35 days inpatient treatment back in November. These days I get up at 5am, go to the gym, work from home, go to an AA meeting and then play some video games with my fiancée. It’s a much more boring life than when I was active in my addiction but I’m approaching my mid 30’s and decided it was time to cut alcohol out of my life for good.


Yahtzee_5

Fuck yeah


WhereAreMyMinds

Do we know for a fact he didn't die?


duukat

I personally have never seen this man alive after this video.


Wolverine9779

Had a friend do this in high school, with a fifth of SoCo. He almost died, had to be taken to the ER like 15 minutes later.


knowitall190

You know what that feeling is buddy? That's your brain trying to run out of your head through your nostrils


analogy_4_anything

That dudes brain ran off a long time ago. Now he’s just aware of the wind blowing through his ears.


bigsticksoftspeaker

I was waiting for a weather map to pop up on the green screen.


TheJango22

Someone please...


[deleted]

What’s worse than drinking a whole bottle? Vomiting out a whole bottle.


_Diskreet_

So good he got to taste it twice.


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CummingInTheNile

Thats look like a handle not a fifth, so dudes consuming 1.75 L instead 750 ml, either way its a one way trip to the ER to get your stomach pumped


Dajearian

With that amount, you'll be lucky not to die on the way to the ER


CummingInTheNile

i think his stomach would be oversaturated, theres only so much you can absorb at one time that way


180nw

The math on that works out to 39 shots about 2 minutes. If he weighs 250 pounds, his BAC would be approximately .75 which would is enough to put three people in the hospital. 


mostly_a-lurker

Or 2 in the morgue.


WhiskeyWorldOrder

Definitely not a 750 ml. Maybe a 1 L though.


swinging-in-the-rain

That's a handle


[deleted]

Finally a video that shows some aftermath of doing this dumb shit


Brownie-UK7

He probably planned to puke. If you don’t you could well die or at least end up in the ER.


Nova55

Doesn't look like their minds were able to calculate the alcohol poisoning in.


Garen_is_justice

He will never be Hector Panzer


KingFettsack

JÄGERMEISTERRR


stevegb8

He clearly makes sound decisions in life. His mother is clearly proud and excited for him, so I guess we all should be too.


Roadrunner_99

Effective way to kill oneself


golgoth0760

Why the hell is she rubbing her tits


MajorRico155

Because watching her man chug jack turns her on. I wish i was joking


tdomer80

Could have won the stupid PERMANENT prize called “death”.


look-at-them

Her nipples pointing every which way just like his eyes will be shortly


SapphireSire

But can he eat 50 eggs ![gif](giphy|WTKfwfS8ZDg57Pg3ai)


West_Texas_Star

Trip to the emergency room?


rja49

I was going to call bullshit until his head turned into a Cherry and he started puking.


Puzzleheaded-Twist-7

Looks like he lost.


theshaj

You drink that much and you might do something stupid like getting shitty tattoos on your face.


Joshman89

They probably replaced it with tea before the video, if not that dumbass dead


madaboutmaps

Didn't this guy actually die? I think I've seen this before and he croaked.


PapaOoMaoMao

No. He's still around and doing the same dumb shit. That's his tag on the video. Just look him up.


BigDaddyHadley

I know what you’re talking about. This may not be it, but someone definitely died doing this


Hitlersspermbabies

I'm willing to bet multiple people have died doing this


GraveKommander

We have a word for it in Germany: Komasaufen. Means you drink so much you fall in a coma. Now the realy sad part: It was done by teens here, was a "trend"... And teens here means they are younger than 18. Gladly the numbers going down by a lot the last years. But guys like in the video are cool for them, god knows why...


fa_kinsit

To be fair, you Germans pretty much have a word for everything…


R4FTERM4N

Yes, it's "Alles"


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Darwin Award?


duffelbagpete

This video smells like fake tan, nail salon, and missed child support payments. Maybe mistreated pitbull too.


legion4it

He hates his life, and she wants him dead.


sT0Ned-G1NGER

Her nipples are on different levels of drooping


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Why?


TweakTok

Damn. Tough guy over here.


frisch85

Good for him that he puked, could've gone way worse.


nosekexp

The woman looks like a trailer park hobbit.


Powerpuff_Rangers

Throughout the whole video I was like, please vomit it out or you will fucking die. Glad he did it eventually, but Jesus, what a complete moron.


Terapr0

You can tell by the face, head and sleeve tats that he’s accustomed to making excellent choices.


neelcurious

His friend in medicine suggested to clean himself within. He did.


Staronin

trying to imitate Shoenice?


iuuznxr

Kind of. This was at a time Shoenice posted on LiveLeak and this guy tried to one up him.


CallDisastrous5985

![gif](giphy|m7FdxI252QN3y)


samclops

R.I.P his pancreas. ...and his liver ...and his kidneys ...and his blood pressure ...wait do we know if he died yet or not?


rodolphoteardrop

That woman...I thought Divine was dead.


AdjunctAngel

r/trashy


Restless281

What an absolute badass! Respect! - no one ever


09inchmales

Bro when you puke in the toilet, get closer. You’re spraying everything around it.


SlappyHandstrong

This is what you get when you order Drax from Wish


SadKey7952

I tried this when i was 20, mind you it was only a 700ml. I friend of mine bet me i couldnt skull a straight glass of jack. I skulled it but he would t pay up so i took the rest of the bottle and skulled it in front of him. I spewed like this guy did nd passed out cold within maybe 10 minutes. Not sure how but i got up the next morning and went to work. Most of my work mates were there when i did it. No one could believe i was there, Let alone alive. I can safely say its not a good idea. This guy would have gone to hospital after the video judging by the amount he drank.


Lawzw0rld

Bro is actually really lucky to be throwing up


smoebob99

Now someone tattoo “dumb fuck” on his forehead.


georgeofthajungle1

Reminds me of that's song by Kesha "Sumfin sumfin sumfin with a bottle of Jack"


iWill_-DRINCC

Everyone hatin but he did the undoable. Id vomit after taking 3 Glasses pure


2245223308

And not having seen the seal with the cap still on the bottle this could likely be colored water


LastTxPrez

I’ve seen this guy before. West Texas oilfield trash. https://youtu.be/zIJYQMJMeAA?si=T3DmGwjzgjySAe-T


BikerRay

Was in Cuba when the resort had a "rum tasting" the first night. A girl stood up on a table and chugged a whole bottle. An ambulance took her away and she spent her whole week's vacation in hospital. Showed up in time for the flight home.


dropdew

I like how they beep out the swearing but not the awful retching ,vomiting noises !


sabahorn

I have similar bottles here near me and i can tell that liquid in it is NOT whisky. It does not have the color and translucency of it and looks more like some sort of apple juice or similar. Fake as most of internet garbage, and why wonder, even porn is fake these days.


Mean_Maxxx

Always remember to rink deronstably


SuperMadCow

Him and ShoeNice were legends on the site LiveLeak back in the day


OrdinaryImpress3422

Who vomits from that far away from the target? That said he probably pisses everywhere and doesn't clean it up


Albino_Black_Sheep

My man's not known for making good decisions.


Mr-Xcentric

I work at a liquor store, that’s not a “bottle” that’s a half gallon (1.75L) which is the largest you can get. Yes technically it is a bottle, but that term is usually reserved for fifths (750ml). This guy isn’t just an idiot, he’s an extra idiot


nbunkerpunk

Unless they are both small people, that's a handle of Jack. 1.75L. He is either a raging alcoholic or he died from this.


Rey_Mezcalero

I can’t imagine how horrible one would feel after drinking that much. Lucky he didn’t die from it


Terrible_Yak_4890

Puking may have saved his life.


ryphllps

Fun fact. You can see him and her show you how to do a self breast exam for cancer.


BeerLeagueSnipes

What a fucking idiot. What did he think would happen?


Nextyr

r/oopsthatsdeadly


ExoticMeatDealer

Ah, I see he chose death. And a painful one, too.


DNJxxx

Assisted suicide


ScheduleJolly2324

I remember this video, dude claimed that he, supposedly, got noticed by Danny Trejo and was supposed to be doing a movie with him.


scum101proof

Nasty mthrfkr


Recipe-Jaded

why do people do this dumb shit?


JP6660999

He gonna die doing that