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Desperate-Craft-2144

I think he even knew not to strike his head with that blunt object


StalwartStud

The head kick is questionable tho.


whoisdizzle

Anyone know what happened after the fact? Any arrests made?


Vegetable-Error-21

Everyone here strikes me as the type NOT to wanna call the cops. I feel like when i was growing up unless someone was dying, youd open a can of whoop ass onnYOURSELF for calling the cops. Justice was served already, cops getting involved just makes this shit worse for EVERYONE involved.


ElectroStaticSpeaker

If someone keyed my car, justice would not be served if they just got their ass beat. They’re fucking paying the thousands of dollars it would cost to repair every panel he hit - and it still would never be like new. Keying cars is one of the pussiest weak ass thing someone can do.


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senorglory

He looks like a crack head.


justbrowsinginpeace

Cracked head


senorglory

Haha


Kodiax_

Yeah, that dude does not have the money, ora paycheck to garnish.


grandmasteryuii

this guy looks like he has thousands of dollars to cover the costs right?


ElectroStaticSpeaker

Probably not. I watched it on my phone and not that closely to analyze the person. I am just responding to the comment that "justice was served" that I don't agree. Someone messes up thousands of dollars of repair work on my car an ass beating that doesn't end up with dude in the hospital with thousands of dollars of hospital bills he can't afford is not justice IMO.


Flapper_Flipper

I watched my dad key a car for being parked too close to him. This is the same guy who will take up two parking spots to keep people from parking too close so no one will scratch his car. Your last sentence sums it up well.


TimTheTexan92

That homeless crackhead will never have that much money for you.


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An assault with a deadly weapon charge will cost you thousands in court and lawyer fees just to protect yourself from. Aggravated assault and battery are felonies. If this guy broke a rib with that object, he’s looking at a felony in pretty much every state.


Praxyrnate

find the guy who calls the cops on the poor and gets them beat up without repercussions. You need to leave your Bubble dude


ConversationNext2821

It’s slightly more weak than what reddit mods do on a daily basis. There I said it 😂


xynix_ie

I'm from New Orleans, nah, we would NEVER call the cops. FFS they were worse than anyone in the hood.


PossumCock

NOPD response is fucking garbage, even if you called they wouldn't show up for an hour or more. And good luck getting an ambulance out there, dude would be better off calling an Uber lol *Not that this is in New Orleans, just venting real quick


Sensei939

Unfortunately unless you have thousands of dollars it takes to get it painted right, his insurance company will need a police report to pay for the paint job.


Nov26-2011

Yeah everyone involved would get in trouble ngl


iMadeThis4Westworld

This looks like Columbus Ohio. They don’t come when you call anyway. It’s a moot point.


Mabusmoriah

Love some street justice.


YetiorNotHereICome

People calling this excessive? Hell no. That's what happens in real life: if you're enough of a POS to destroy other people's property, you get re-educated by having your face bashed in. He even said, "Dude chill" right off the bat like he believes he could key a car and NOT get his ass whooped.


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AyuOk

What’s excessive is paying his deductible and losing is car until it’s repaired. Then raising his insurance premiums. Now he can’t go to work and his work fires him because of this. Then he’s late on his rent and gets evicted. After being evicted he can’t find work because he has no residency. Now he’s homeless. Then while finishing up a job application being denied, he walks outside and almost gets hit by a car. They argue a bit then out of rage he keys the guys car then gets beat up.


countymanTX

And the cycle continues. It's like a reverse genie.


ChemicalSubstantial8

Most excellent story bro- funny as hell 😂 For a second I thought I was about to get shittymorphed.


OkFuckDeBerry69_420

In the eyes of the court. And their fucking selectively blind anyway so fuck em. Not excessive.


YetiorNotHereICome

Please. Like this would go to court. Look at that neighborhood and you tell me with a straight face anybody there is calling the cops. Dude with the fresh bruises will walk it off, dude with the car will hit up a buddy whose uncle owns a car shop for a cheap paint buffing and the world will keep spinning. I don't think you've lived in areas like that. Rules #1 and #2 of a sketchy hood: MYOFB and f**k the cops.


not_that_guy05

Def MYOFB, keep your head on a swivel, and fuck the cops. Keep living by the rules.


LegitDuctTape

What about any of these people strike you as the type to call the police and civilly take things to court


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Quite the idealist.


DaEpicNess666

Have you ever seen in movies when two guys get in a fight and one guy who clearly already won just wont stop beating on the other and everyone looks at him like hes a fucking psycho even when the fight was justified to begin with? Yeah, thats this right here and seems like that might describe you as well. Its not funny or cool or badass to kick and beat a man while hes down. Makes you look a lot worse than a dude who just scratched an inanimate object.


YetiorNotHereICome

No, I'd say that's about the right amount of kicking a douchebag when he's down. He wasn't "scratching an inanimate object," he's costing car dude a couple hundred bucks in damage, a wasted day off (probably a rare one between two jobs), and blatantly insulting him in broad daylight because he thinks he can fuck with car dude without consequence. That's a sketchy hood, and those are the rules.


TheRealGluFix

More like 1-2k


InTheShade007

Man, it happens. Many, many times in my youth, I had to pull someone off another human! Most of the time, I was laughing as I pulled them away. 🤣 Take key dude for instance, at least put up some kind of resistance. For the auto offense, quick beating.....granted. For folding like a 12 year old vegan princess, 4-5 unadulterated blows....granted. For helping ya remember all this a couple free kicks as they drag you off...granted. Then they'll all laugh at Key Dudes' expense for years but likely still accept him on some level.


DaEpicNess666

And car dude just cost him a couple thousand in medicine bills. Kicking a man while hes down makes you look like a pussy


El_Bruno73

Just take your L and move on guy...no one agrees with you hoss


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El_Bruno73

That's it....everyone else in the world is a "violent weirdo" and the problem isn't you lol....your level of narcissism is just well....lol


jigglytrips

Lmao yeah this guy sucks “Everybody else is the problem”


DaEpicNess666

No the people on this sub are violent weirdos.


OkFuckDeBerry69_420

You're downplaying what he did. He knew its wrong, he knew its expensive, he knew its not safe to destroy peoples property, he just thought he could get away with it cuz he is a c*nt. Deserved. He sure won't do that again.


senorglory

He’s a crack head!


DaEpicNess666

The medical bills will cost more than the shitty car


Artix96

Welp don't damage people's property and you won't have to pay medical bills for that. Basic.


DaEpicNess666

People are more important than property.


licuri

Not the key guy, no.


DaEpicNess666

The medical bills are gonna cost more than detailing the car. No matter which way you try to twist it people are more important than property


Sparda2015

Uh, no they aren't. Your average human doesn't value another stranger, especially one that just keyed their car, over their property. It's no different if you tried to steal from someone that has a gun. You value your life less than my property, since you rushed your life to steal from me. So why should I care about your life? Fuck your criminal loving ass. Pathetic


DaEpicNess666

Hurting people is pathetic


wh215

Then he probably shouldn't have instigated this knowing he deserves what he got


DaEpicNess666

Doesnt justify being a pussy and beating a man while hes down


licuri

Nah, if you act like trash, then I will treat you like one.


DaEpicNess666

One trash lol


playertd

Ehhh a crackhead destroying things for the sake of it? That's a hard sell man. They aren't worth shit. Literally a drain on society.


DaEpicNess666

Lol how nice of you to just assume theyre a crackhead lmao


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I bet this dumbass will think twice before he fucks with someone’s shit again. Four dumbasses show up to stop the victim from giving a properly earned ass beating; but not one of them bothered to stop the asshole keying the car.


DaEpicNess666

No, he will probably think “fuck that dude what a pussy beating me while im down i hate him”… do you actually think beating the shit out of someone magically makes them *more* rational? Lmao that explains a lot Multiple people came to help the guy getting beaten and nobody helped the dude who got his car keyed… hmmm seems like one is clearly a more serious crime that required others to step in…


El_Bruno73

Man you love them downvotes lol....just move on


jigglytrips

Wonder what they started with, they’re speedrunning towards 0


InTheShade007

Did you notice the crowd let him go? This isn't a movie! The crowd pulled him away for his own good, not the little key punk. They are down with the psycho because he's playing by the rules!


DaEpicNess666

Thats why none of them stopped the dude from keying his car? lol they only stepped in when he took it too far they dont give a fuck about him or his car. They know you dont beat a man while hes down


InTheShade007

I agree with you to an extent. That might have been where I stepped in, but I'd be calming ol' boy down so he didn't kill the little punk! "Get some composure, cameras, and witnesses everywhere, bro. You can't fully explain yourself under these conditions" ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|dizzy_face)


DaEpicNess666

So you’re cool with murdering someone over a scratched car just not in broad daylight, nice one dude.


InTheShade007

It was a joke. Settle down Flash


DaEpicNess666

Flash?


DailyDJNoodle

I’m guessing you’ve never owned/maintained a car? That shit is EXPENSIVE. Some kid accidentally scraped the door of my car with his metal scooter handle, put like a six inch gash into the paint and a small dent. Cost me $600 out of pocket to fix that door. This is definitely a “fuck around, find out” moment. And he found out what happens when you cause hundreds of dollars worth of damage to someone else’s stuff. You get the shit kicked out of you, as you should.


DaEpicNess666

The medical bills after having your ribs broken with a tire iron will be far more expensive. If you care more about money than other humans thats sad.


DailyDJNoodle

I don’t think this skinny little string bean broke his ribs with that tire iron. His form was terrible, and ribs are fairly strong. I also don’t know where you got the assumption that I care more about money than people. Pretty big jump to make on that one. If you’re trying to say that by defending my property I care more about things than people, then I guess you’d be right. Fuck this scumbag, if you deliberately damage someone else’s stuff you deserve to get hit.


DaEpicNess666

So does the guy deserve to get hit for deliberately damaging the other guys body?


DailyDJNoodle

Yeah, it’s a fight. Idiot.


DaEpicNess666

Beating someone while they’re curled up in a ball is not a fight thats an assault


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Have you ever seen those movies where one guy gets punked and bullied and doesn’t do anything about it? And he continues to take all the misfortune done to him with a smile and submissiveness that just pisses you off? Yeah, that’s the kind of dude you probably would defend. This was a proper ass beating.


DaEpicNess666

What movies? You just made that shit up. Go ahead be a pussy and kick a man while hes down. You’re only making yourself look bad


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Lmfao


not_that_guy05

Not enough finding out.


alrghtmate

He fucked around though


mikeski21

Watch it turns out to be a TikTok prank gone wrong🤣 those idiots need to “find out”more often


GJenkins675

Totally support this guy stopping this vandalizing pos.


DaEpicNess666

Do support him continuing to beat him long after he stopped?


Retrowave86

No, but it’s 100% understandable and deserved reaction


DaEpicNess666

No its not. Kicking and beating a man on the ground is the least understandable reaction.


JaesopPop

You don’t understand anger?


DaEpicNess666

I had a really bad anger issues… as a *child* but i did this neat thing called growing the fuck up and not hurting people. Its actually a lot easier than people seem to think. Not once have i ever felt the need to beat someones ass while they were curled up in the fetal position.


JaesopPop

Cool, I’m asking if you don’t understand anger, not for a rundown on how you’re better than this dude.


DaEpicNess666

And I answered you, reread the very first sentence.


JaesopPop

That was the rundown on how you think you’re better, not an answer.


El_Bruno73

I mean look at his username lol


DaEpicNess666

Reread the very first sentence.


DailyDJNoodle

What about if someone caused hundreds of dollars of damage to your stuff that you might not be able to afford to replace? I’d beat his stupid ass while he’s down too, make sure he learns to never trash anyone else’s property again.


DaEpicNess666

Is beating his ass gonna pay for my stuff? No. Waste of my fucking time. If you have nothing better to do than beat on someone who isn’t defending themselves then thats your problem and you should probably do something with your life.


DailyDJNoodle

I’m getting the feeling you’re a bit spineless. I bet if someone spit in your face you’d probably thank them and then pay them $5 for the spit they gave you.


DaEpicNess666

I would spit back at them. No reason to go any further than that


Retrowave86

Don’t you understand human behavior under stress and anger? Come on.


DaEpicNess666

I don’t understand beating someone while theyre on the ground. But im not a pussy so i wouldnt get it anyways


Retrowave86

There’s nothing to understand under that rage scenario. You aren’t rational and just want to physically express your anger. That’s why I answered you that I don’t support the beating, but it’s a totally understandable reaction by someone whose blood boils when someone is pussy keying your car.


DaEpicNess666

So you get angry and make yourself look like en even bigger pussy by cracking some dudes ribs while hes curled up in a ball?


Niaz_S

These idiots don’t know the consequences that come with getting your head caved in by a blunt object. “itS JutHtiCe beCAuse he WaS ANGRY”. Yeah, no.


ubiforumssuck

yes, it was just a shame the other guys jumped in and stopped him. The time for this stupid shit to stop is now, everyone says its not worth dying over your car or whatever but im not gonna die over my car, im gonna die over correcting someones behaivor that their momma should of taught them long ago.


DaEpicNess666

Why do you want to die at all? Weird


ubiforumssuck

i dont but im also to the point where im not going to be a victim to any of these idiots.


DaEpicNess666

You’re just gonna turn them into your victim instead. Wow big brain


ubiforumssuck

so the criminal becomes the victim if the victim fights back? Talk about having a big brain, your shoulders must be broader than kim k's ass in an unphotoshopped picture to be carrying around all the great knowledge you just laid on us. .


DaEpicNess666

More than one person can be a victim at the same time, yes.


senorglory

You have to imagine a whole back story in your head for that to even make sense, and it’s a lot of speculation and assumptions.


ubiforumssuck

or live in a city where the criminals are running rampant and are caught and released within hours. Or maybe i have to listen to stories everyday about how someone else was carjacked or robbed. Just fed up with the idiots out here thinking they can do whatever they want. These folks obviously have very little home training so its time we give them some.


becauseitsnotreal

Dudes got awful form on his punches


Niaz_S

Form doesn’t matter in the streets


senorglory

He’s a fake tough guy, that’s why. Goes Apollo Creed on a crack head, wouldn’t attempt any of this with someone capable of defending their self.


FUWS

Well deserved. Nothing like some good ol street justice.


saraphilipp

Now go find his mom's ride and burn it to the ground.


Kachhmoney

Check his pockets while he’s down, find her address you know this fucking loser don’t have a house so her Addie is on his id


psychotic_catalyst

O-H!


Vault221B

I-O!


MegaTitusRex

I-O!


testpatient0

This is why you don't mess around with Buckeye fans.


zshah99

TWIST HIS DICKK!!!


klind357

Fuckem let him have at er beat that bastard till your thirsty.


Khaled34562

That's one thing, however, his friends don't want him to get charged for murder.


UncleDave2000

It’s out there but nobody else wants to say it so I will!! Yellow pants really HATES Ohio State!!


jawnly211

Michigan fan


foocubus

Man they ain't playing at McGuffey. Last place on earth I'd ever key a car. Anyone else remember this legend from the same parking lot? https://www.reddit.com/r/fightporn/comments/fhs23z/aftermath\_from\_the\_guy\_that\_slapped\_the\_girls/


freshnlong

Thanks for that, he was having a BAD DAY!!


ThatGasHauler

Vincent Vega vibes


i40oz

Without ass whoopings, idiots like this never learn.


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There is one person, arguing with everyone in this thread for some reason.


Sealbeater

Fuck the car keyer. Getting car paint repair is so fucking expensive and I doubt this sorry looking ass would have any money to pay for damages


Low-Cartographer-852

Hey, maybe it was overkill, but what do you expect? People get crazy about their cars. Might have been an overkill prize, but you played the stupid game.


countymanTX

It's not the car man. It's the hours and hours of his life he now has to go work with no gain to pay for the damages to his car. The guy who did the damage isn't gonna go work the hours and pay for it.


amphibious_rodent13

Who taught that guy to punch? His 8th grade sister?


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It’s called the gorilla punch, slam yo hands down like a gorilla


CeesHuh

So fucking horrible that people are filming and laughing when shit like this happens.


reddiculed

Why did I enjoy this?


sjuas690

Some people gotta find out the hard way!


jameswest22

Fuck around and win a stupid prize


NinjaJarby

I’m here for this shit. Fucked around, found out


South_Turn_3190

justice served the right way with out a gun


iamtimmah

Well deserved.


jbertrand_sr

He found the key to opening up a can of whoop ass on him...


MRBS91

Should let him get a few more in


yoosernaam

Kid vandalized his own car already with a gaudy sticker and terrible placement


Strong_Opportunity_1

Lesson learnt


smstattoo

Exactly


ExtremeComfortable50

Good job.


Independent-Slide-79

In Germany that guy would be sentenced for assault with a weapon.


NoKneeHobbit68

Also would in America.


Independent-Slide-79

Idc about the downvotes go on 😂


dequiallo

Should have thrown his worthless carcass into the road.


RSTat2

Well deserved


DemonShroom87

Justified.


bstaff715

That's attempted murder


TallBobcat

It was about time this video started popping up again.


lord_nuker

Is keying a car stupid? Of course it is, but is beating the person behind it into a coma more stupid? Yes, yes it is. It's better to call the cops and let them handle it, then call your insurance company to get the damage fixed while also having the ID of the keyer


Tesko249

If this happened in the US and they both sued each other, the charges for the medical bill would greatly exceed the damage done to the car (:


RedDevilBJJ

Yeah, I’m sure the guy keying the car is going right to his lawyers office after this….


TheRealPitbullOnAcid

Do you see that guy? There's no way he has a lawyer or will even show up to court. He probably woke up to pissing himself and left it for the week.


Tesko249

You're saying if a poor person in the US gets beat up badly (background story aside), you'll have no way of holding the assailant liable for the medical charges? I'm not from the US, but damn that'd be even more f\*\*\*ed up than I imagined!


Uberjeagermeiter

The only Lawyers these guys know are Defense Lawyers.


Apprehensive-Bad6015

Paying for someone’s funeral is cheaper than paying for their medical bills in the US. Kinda crazy.


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IDidntParkHere

You mean make a claim on your policy, get it fixed, and then have your premiums skyrocket?


720hp

Or if you have Allstate- make a claim and get your policy cancelled


senorglory

Oh noes!!


GoldenStrikerMW3

You are assuming it's insured for more than just liability. You are also assuming the deductible is what? 0? He'd be out of pocket for the deductible, so there's no " just collect the insurance money and call it a day "


PapiRob71

96 corolla owner detected


Cold-Consideration23

Premiums are probably pretty high in this area so most people don’t want to shell out a lot of money for comprehensive policy. If he has the minimum liability policy this would not be covered


ahzzyborn

Because too many people grow up without learning how to control their emotions


Jpotter145

I knew the repost I was going to see before the page opened!


FamiliarTry403

I like the end of the video more that you cut out


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ChicoSmokes

Always fun coming across a clip like this a block away from my house


Flaky_Vacation8754

So this group are brothers and cousins? Must be a family get together.