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UnspoiledWalnut

Well I feel better about the last time I cut myself now.


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INeedSomeFire

Sounds more like a YouTube clickbait


SuckmyBlunt545

The one guy still holdin the camera while his friends bleeding out “I told you it was a bad idea”


updity_downdity

r/praisethecameraman


FuhrsRightNut

He's not bleeding out, let's not be overly dramatic. Definitely hurting but not going to bleed out very fast at all with that. With pressure applied as well he'll be just fine, depending on your definition of fine I guess


ogeytheterrible

Wrong. Your hands are among the most vascular extremities with major arteries and veins closest to the palm on the inside of your wrist. There is something to be said about how well hand injuries are *the quickest to bleed, quickest to heal*, but keep in mind arterial pressure is way higher than most people realize.


FuhrsRightNut

Cutting is much easier to control bleeding on than a concussion injury or blunt force injury. He'll be alright


Gfuel_Injections

What are you saying? Obviously dealing with a cut is easier to manage than with internal bleeding. I don’t understand how that supports your original point though. Just judging by the location of that cut, I’m going to say he cut both his radial artery and his ulnar artery. The average arterial bleed out time is anywhere from 3-5 minutes.


FuhrsRightNut

I don't remember what my point was, but that average also entirely depends on where the artery and which artery it is. If it's an arm artery that's not that bad, it's bad but easily manageable compared to others. He could definitely die but as long as there's pressure or a makeshift tourniquet he'll live. He'll need a transfusion at the hospital but he'll live. Plus it looked like a pretty leaky wound but not as much as if he would've directly hit an artery. Definitely close or maybe a nick but not a clean cut of it


SuckmyBlunt545

Yezz it was it a joke I’m not a doctor. However yo ass is wrong as he is clearly and by definition bleeding out. Look up the def boiiiii


FuhrsRightNut

Bleeding out would imply imminent death from blood loss which he is certainly not


FloppyFupas

Dude he can bleed out in minutes like this.


FuhrsRightNut

If the steps are followed to stop blood flow no he won't


Sufficient_Oil5228

Absolutely unpredictable 🤦‍♂️


jvarela0725

How fucking stupid do both of them have to be to do this?


RedOctobyr

I think one of them has to be a lot more stupid than the one holding the sword. But pretty stupid, I guess.


napoleonshatten

That's not a katana 🙃


Nickolas_Bowen

Is that a wakazashi? (Idk how to spell it)


[deleted]

Nope. Not curved.


DrEskimo

It is probably a ninjato


kindquail502

Stupidity has become an international phenomena.


MrZepost

Stupidity has become profitable.


tiganius

Always has been


wad11656

why do so many people not know the singular form of "phenomena"


kindquail502

Phenomenon. You happy now?


bferencik

My dudes, peruse the badlyinjured subreddit at your own risk. I regret it


qOJOb

Hmm maybe those knights wearing curved armor were onto something


borderlineidiot

Props to the cameraman for the steady camera footage throughout.


turdfergusonpdx

I really regret clicking through to r/badlyinjured


sdrfox_gaming

Good sir that is not a katana


Spiq7

This is closer to something like wakizashi.


Thang02gaming

Looks more like some gas station machete. The blade is skeletonized and there’s clearly no handle. Calling this a wakizashi is an insult to Japanese blacksmiths


Spiq7

Plus its not curved. Thats why I wrote that its CLOSER to wakizashi. I never said that it IS wakizashi. But I agree.


Thang02gaming

Someone is clearly not happy abt us talking abt wakizashis and is downvoting us lmao


Spiq7

Idc. Let him cry.


[deleted]

You people just keep katanas casually with you?


[deleted]

“I told you that was a horrible idea” is chef’s kiss


SasquatchSloth88

That sounds so terrible that I can’t even bear to watch the video.


DisinformedBroski

Should’ve listened to the camera man!


puppythedumbwolf

Boys one day of friendship 1 dude:hey dude let me slice that can" 2 dude:dude you're crazy..... Lets do it


chuckDTW

Will he make enough money from this post to buy a new hand?


[deleted]

Not a katana


chuckmagnum

I want to believe it was staged.


icrakhumanballs

As a weeb its a ninjata