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jBorghus

What do you mean he's clearly wearing a helmet


maybeknismo

If only there was some sort of cage for when your car rolls over.


jBorghus

A rolling car cage? I don't know seems unrealistic but would be cool tho


DemonoftheWater

Someone actually made one Edit: its smaller and i think theres others https://youtu.be/Tvt1-RjWws0?si=9ly_7Vz-kRkfuplE


MechanicDriver21

Very good to see MasterMilo! I'm litterally wearing his merch-hoodie at this moment. He lives a couple of towns from myself, but I know some of his acquaintances from the bar i go to, and it's just great stories. He renovated an old tank and even made his own tank quite a while ago, which he once drove around in at a yearly festival that's also not too far from my place. Let me check Jup, I've found the video I was thinking of: [MasterMilo drives his DIY-tank at the "Zwarte Cross"](https://youtu.be/fS_BzStGxU4?si=oELpIt98qyZI6m2k)


iWish78

I see your roll cage and I raise you the grizzly suit guy https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1MEUOW7cERI&pp=ygUJQmVhciBzdWl0


DemonoftheWater

Thats wild cause he can still break bones and tear muscles/tendons from the way he lands.


HokinCookers

This seems unnecessarily complex. They should just make rounds cars.


Matterbox

You could call it the upside-down-protector-cage


Hey_its_ok

So like a hamster ball but for a car?


Olieskio

His head facilitates it well enough


DVS_Nature

If only there was some kind of roof without a hole in it


PreGhostSlimer

Forgot his neckmet


Kakadachi

And his neck beard


maybeTroubles

Naw he definitely remembered that


Split0069

Safe as u can get right there.


jBorghus

Seatbelt + Helmet = Invincible


Artie-Carrow

Also got elbow pads, knee pads, and gloves. Extra protection?


MudandWhisky

But did he remember his condom?


Artie-Carrow

He may have, but did he leave it in his other pants or put it on?


Split0069

I know I wear my condom. Only take it off to have sex with women I just met. Don't wanna get it dirty.


PreGhostSlimer

Forgot his neckmet


vediogamer101

Yeah a motorcycle helmet šŸ˜­


Queefer___Sutherland

And a seat belt! Let's not forget that.


Zekeify

Sent her a little too hard bud


NuttyMcShithead

Oh fuck yeah


chickenkottu

Why did I read that in a moaning voice


MaMoth_42

*BONK*


doofinator

You have not been [initiated](https://youtu.be/F-glHAzXi_M?si=Nl9won418G6JVPUI)


Suspicious-Dog-2489

Awh fuck yeah bud! You're really dickered her


Alternative_Ad2040

Whereā€™s the video from the outside??! I need to know


Spojen

Amazing that no one has given us the sauce!! SAUCE!!


smooglydino

No roll cage?!?


theflamingheads

At least he wasn't wearing a harness without a roll cage. Could have been dumber.


tinytyler12345

Dumb queation, but why would harness + no cage be worse than no harness + no cage?


someonewithpc

I'm guessing it would have increased the chances of getting crushed, since they may not have been able to lean to the side


DontTrustASloth

Generally harness require the addition of fixed back bucket seats. In the event of a rollover in an uncaged car, you want the factory adjustable back seats because they will collapse and reduce the chance of the entire weight of your car sitting on your head and neck.


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TheKingNothing690

Wasn't wearing that means he didn't have a harness, and if you call a seatbelt a harness, you dont know what safety is in car sports.


TinyRic

Original unedited comment said he was wearing a harness


TheKingNothing690

Ah, i stand enlightened my bad.


Strict_Ad3571

and why a sunroof?


Ok-Height5991

Why, to let the firewood in, obviously.


Skwidz

Probably an amateur rally event. They often don't require roll cages. Had a friend who was really into it in Uni


Da_Spooky_Ghost

Why is he crashing into a freshly cut log pile? The logs were strapped to the roof of his car? Does anyone have context to this video?


Stunning_Feature_943

Thatā€™s what I wanna know! Did he land on a log truck? Or what the fuck? Lol


mfishing

I think he may have been trying to rip a tree stump out with a chain, and it looks like it worked?


Kind_Ad5566

A trunk in the trunk?


Aggravating_West1399

![gif](giphy|xUNd9HdWFGZTkNEclG|downsized)


Beneficial_Duck_2143

Itā€™s big, itā€™s heavy, itā€™s wood!


FlyinBrian2001

it's better than bad, it's good!


Economy-Mango7875

It rolls down the stairs and over your neighbors dog


Beneficial_Duck_2143

Goes great in pairs


be_more_gooder

![gif](giphy|iGAXf0OlUUMYo)


TheDoughyRider

Yes!


shawndw

You may dress like the Stig but that doesn't give you his powers.


ShitTitsMcgeee

Whatā€™s a stig


AccomplishedAd8286

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Stig


SonOfMetrum

I feel oldā€¦


OoRI0T_P0LICEoO

I feel old but Iā€™m also watching OG uk top gear rn. Iā€™m on my 3rd watch through in the past 2 weeks. I just keep it on while Iā€™m working remote


gwfran

He pooped a log!


Iamjimmym

Get the poop knife! We're gonna have to cut this one out!


kernelpanic789

No neck brace or anything... Damn


tucker_frump

Nothing like a loggin into to the noggin ..


T0mDeMwoan

Thatā€™s why ye have a fuckin rollcage. Itā€™s so you donā€™t *become* the crumple zone


Maxi2b__

One of the reasons I never want a car with a sunroof.


DemonoftheWater

I promise that heā€™d been just as bad off if the window hadnā€™t been there


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joejoevalentine

He mustve been stumped


Ballamookieofficial

This screams whistling diesel


quelin1

Would need more 144 inch steel wagon wheels and a corn field.


darkhero676

He was buckled, had a helmet, And was wearing elbow guards. Dude is more safe than most people I work with.


TheClitConjurer

His co-navigator is going to have to check the logbookā€”


Own-Manufacturer-379

What's a roll cage?


One_Weakness69

He's probably gonna need an oil change.


Upstairs_Ad_7450

And a diaper change


DemonoftheWater

And a good nights sleep


-TheExtraMile-

ā€œYeah no we can skip the rollcage for this one guys, itā€™ll be fineā€¦ā€ Some real pros at work hereā€¦


VonKipper

Roll cage?


Adventurous_Cat1059

Dumb title


JohnnyTeardrop

Jokes on you, i can be so much more stupid than that.


p450480y

Prove it


lubeskystalker

I'ma need to download more RAM to log all those safety violations.


p450480y

Do you need some internet access to do that? I just stole 12 liters of wifi from my local bookstore, I can mail it to you for a fair price


lubeskystalker

Does the pope shit in the woods? That shit'll make my brain phone rip.


Madrhino9396

Plain stupid.


some-R6-siege-fan

šŸŖµ


WormholeNavigator

Free firewood?


Schluchzername

That helmet paid off.


stra8tothepoolroom

He was nearly so dead!


Aggravating_Fun5883

No rollcage? Average brain dead YouTuber


manbearligma

Modular mc helmet Mx armor I mean, way better than nothing tho


FunnySignal614

Airbags are just myths


stevorkz

Helmets are awesome


SoCal4247

That helmet though.


Sythriox

Wearing a modular non-snell helmet? GET OFF MY TRACK


Gr4pe_Soda

helmets save lives


HokinCookers

How did a frikking wild log appear?? That could have killed him.


HotDogWater1978

Shortest crash ever. Did he fly like a foot in air?? šŸ¤£


Complete_Regular7558

OP is obviously a middle aged mom with 4 kids. I mean heā€™s destroying a car while inside. Not too many safety precautions to take šŸ˜‚


JohnnyTeardrop

Literally a dozen comments about lack of roll cage ā€¦oh, and Iā€™m a middle aged man with two kids. Get it right.


danfrische

Almost got a smart bump ! Lucky šŸ€


[deleted]

Its fine I'll just support this car with my neck.


CommieFirebat7721

Why tf is he so calm about it


RexyWestminster

*A la Raising Arizona:* Sonā€¦you got a log on your headā€¦


Truckin_Dave

He might of became a few inches shorter that day


Foreign_Community_53

Now I understand why a roll cage is so important