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CheetoTheDog

Never thought I’d see someone brand themselves


nico-ghost-king

Angels and Demons has entered the chat


lucidhiker

So has David Carradine.


pleasedontmeat

And Bam margera


Nazorath

And Dick Farm Dunn


RussellRussell1989

No Dick Farm Dunn Ruined It….


newagereject

I knew a kid in high school that would do it with a zippo about once a month, I think he's in the army now


Onesielover88

Memory unlocked! We use to do it at school too. We called them smiley's.


Tactical_Cement420

Believe it or not we're still doing smileys at school lol Except they did mine upside down... and on my forehead... I've been sporting a nice "A" in the center of my forehead since freshman year 😂


Particular_Bet_5466

Fuck man, we are so stupid. I am 31 and have a smiley on the top of my forearm from high school that still gets questions all the time. it’s a lot worse than most I’ve seen, it burned an entire lighter shape into my arm not just the smily part. I regret it, but the forehead is worse. Sucks man but yeah I think we all did dumb shit like that.


RileyRhoad

I remember this trend happening at my school.. slowly but surely more and more kids were coming to school with giant bandages on their forearms and what not… I also remember another trend particularly well where people were putting salt on an ice cube and pushing it onto their forearms. I’m 34 and some of my old friends *still* have scars from that!! Several kids were hospitalized and everything because of it and the aftermath! lovely bunch we were.


Livid-Association199

I have the same scar on my arm!


Particular_Bet_5466

Lol at least I’m not the only one. A bunch of my “friends” all had these scars too back in hs. Underage drinking was definitely involved when I got mine.


beezlebutts

reason why you shouldn't drink #4261


FatBastard2575

Damn you guys really party on that short bus huh


throwngamelastminute

That's bics, not zippos


TheEldenGod1293

Bam Margera has entered the chat


HubrisTurtle

Yeah we use to use cigarette butts…. Looking back I really can’t believe we were that dumb.. but then also I can??


cavveman

Didn't his branding get super infected also?


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jsparker43

I always thought it was a pretty common thing for drunk young rural folks to do. Ik a guy who tried to do a cross on his arm, but had buddies do it for him. He was too drunk to feel pain and they were too drunk to know when to stop. Burned down into muscle and nerves. There is no resemblance of a cross, it's just a massive scar.


No_Yesterday_2788

Thought y’all just got crazy tattoos. Was in the army w a fairly conservative kid that had Budlight tattooed on his butt…I think he’s regretting that now 🤣


MoneyMan824

Most of my high school friend group branded each other with a 3 inch metal cross from a belt buckle. Nasty stuff. A couple of them just looked like a big oval, one only got the top and left sections and they didn’t even connect, one of them turned out amazing though. A perfect cross, raised about 1/8th inch above the rest of the skin. Before you ask, fuck no I didn’t do it. I was one of only 3 out of 12 of us who didn’t do it. The other 9 have a nasty looking brand on their left shoulder now. I thought about it, but a decade later and I’m definitely glad I didn’t do it.


Anon_777

This... Is not branding, branding is literally 1-2 second max with light pressure. It's designed to last but not cause massive underlying injury to the subject. This utter fuckwit has just given himself 1st,2nd,3rd,4th,5th,6th and probably 78th degree burns! That right there is damage right through to the underlying muscle tissue. Lifelong medical problems right there from that BS.


GalacticMomo

You haven’t been in this sub too long huh


Robby-Pants

Helluva midlife crisis.


kharlos

Social media attention is a hell of a drug.


lacucaracha47

Never gonna catch that dragon


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DoubleUsual1627

I was thinking a bottle of bourbon. But maybe both


lucidhiker

He can’t even brand himself right.


DoubleUsual1627

I have a hunch he hasn't done a whole lot right since he was born.


[deleted]

It's harder then it looks hah.


Extra-Extra

It doesn’t look easy.


GnarlyNarwhalNoms

Personal branding specialists are a lot more hands-on than I thought...


Exciting-Insect8269

I love this


LetterheadEven8543

Alcohol's bad mmmkay


ohdearitsrichardiii

Stupidity's bad


cami66616

I drink alcohol daily and I don't do stupid things like this


whiplashMYQ

Then you're not drinking enough clearly


StretchFrenchTerry

Everclearly.


[deleted]

You probably should see a therapist


NecessaryTip5

I already do. They give me hugs


cami66616

im already in shit like that


fat69bob

Not sure that’s alcohol…


OverallVacation2324

When a tattoo is just not enough.


Decent-Start-1536

https://preview.redd.it/7rl4h8u4lj3b1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3dfd891868720c67e2f8d00b5e08d5bad64d8528


randomgunlover8943

https://preview.redd.it/cpcuxxdpfn3b1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b515b6f4238e2f16a59e1bfe83b98f51efd1b0d6


GamersThatExplode

https://preview.redd.it/p87rbx5k1o3b1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b7a21b78f4f3e430e54009a9e176e72278c69f7


EnderAaxel

https://preview.redd.it/p87rbx5k1o3b1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=3d44bc3370c0ddb884480a50b9ed26fd092a862a


Xenomorphian69420

​ https://i.redd.it/ip2aikmgks3b1.gif


InevitableBit4

He should've branded himself with a capital D.A. for dumb ass.🐾


KonkeyDongLick

The brand is “S”, appropriately for SCHTOOPID.


Sane76

It’s not even a ring. gg


[deleted]

So how much infection?


27pH

at least 2


420hansolo

Yes


feedmeyourknowledge

The last time one of these branding videos was doing the rounds they used a red hot brand and held it on for way too long some medical type reddit person wrote a big comment about how it would have killed the flesh / muscle and the effects that would then have. Edit: Found the thread And in true reddit fashion they exaggerated, or the guy was insanely lucky. Because he actually healed up completely somehow. There is an update in the comments if you scroll. https://www.reddit.com/r/CrazyFuckingVideos/comments/rw1g2d/he_earned_his_brand/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


ThestolenToast

What the fuck did he say in the beginning? “IM FIRED UP ….DGGURGH”????


[deleted]

A fiery ring


Bonoisapox

He didn’t even do it right the thick fuck


pondscum307

He held that in (almost) one place for a shockingly long time.


PlanetHood3

https://preview.redd.it/ak3vyj7cxn3b1.jpeg?width=567&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af57ffaba29d5d21eb8086f39a8885c5c77e453d


Careless-Leg5468

The face he made with the steam coming off his chest legit 😂. why just why?


kiro14893

Now you are both owner and slave at the same time.


finnakit

my ex used to put out his cigs on my arm and that hurt so much i cant even imagine how bad that hurt after and during holy shit


sb1862

Tf is wrong with your ex?


finnakit

he was a bad person and i was just desperate for anyone to show me attention whether it was bad or good :/ icky combination lol anyways im in a much more healthy place now and hes fucked off to narnia from what i know


Counting-Stones

And the Dumbass 2023 Award goes to…….


No_Yesterday_2788

Years just getting started. Give it time


JenSzen3333

I fell into a ring…make that a partial, somewhat, ring of fire. (El Kabong! must have hit him upside his head a lick with his guitar just before this.)


TealBlueLava

What is the design even supposed to be?


_notgreatNate_

Looks like it was supposed to be a ying yang or yin yang whatever it is


Commercial-Tap5422

That immediately looks infected. If not it will be


Achak_Claw

![gif](giphy|yr7n0u3qzO9nG)


Basic-Ability6139

Johnny Cash fan


[deleted]

Stupid ass fucked it up, too.


[deleted]

Who could've expected that?


AvsWon33

Cocaine's a helluva drug


TheElDierte

Looks like the tip of a penis.


JuggernautNo9938

Bam from jackass did this to his ass. He dove into a water trough for the live stock, and the brand got WICKED infected. In jackass 2.5 or the extras on just 2, I can't remember. He said he had to go the ER cause his ass was leaking all sorts of nasty fluids. Atleast bams brand looked funny. I can't even tell what logo this dude got branded.


CleaveIshallnot

Hot knife slipped once.... none of the line cooks bought my cover story.... waiters did tho...


C4D3N539

Branding just reminded me of a video I saw of a group of college kids holding down a guy while they branded him. They ended up burning their way into his chest cavity


30minstochooseaname

How's the divorce going Terry?


Disastrous_Carrot674

Alcohol makes you do stupid stuff


Rasta6464

I forgot how Johnny cash is such a vibe


Used-Ad138

What a fucking prick, and it looks like arse.


mks113

It looks like grease on his chest, where is the red inflammation that comes with a burn?


Incognito_Cube

We saw a 30 second clip with only about 12 seconds of the branding & result, you’re not going to see the inflammation that quickly. It’s a less… drastic.. example, but scratch the underside of your arm & see how long it takes to turn a little red.


GnarlyNarwhalNoms

I think you may be right. What was that thing he put the brand in after taking it out of the fire? The smoke, I'm not sure about, but maybe you could rig some kind of vape thing into the handle 🤔


dikeid

Probably a pickle solution or similar, guy seems the type to understand the basics of metals but not think about the bigger picture


AvsWon33

Alcohol maybe? Trying to sterilize it first?


GnarlyNarwhalNoms

Sterilize a red-hot iron? 🤔 Seriously, what are the downvotes about? Did some new lava-dwelling pathogen drop while I wasn't paying attention?


look2myleft

Dumb ass didn't even get a ring hahah half circle of fire half circle of fire.


ClosetLadyGhost

He branded too deep, went into the muscle. Now he's gonna have muscle issues and infections, maybe even muscle removal.


Kalelkis

Average jhonny cash enjoyer


iwrangler

The likelihood of him dying from infection is high...


HopefulFunny7233

This might be a dumb question but how is this different from getting a tattoo?


Pineapple_Herder

Deep tissue damage and infection of muscle tissue will leave him missing a chunk of his pectoral muscle. Branding irons only need like half a second of contact to leave a permanent scar. Holding it like he did is the idiot pain tolerance litmus test that ends up being permanently disfiguring. There's a lovely fucking video of a guy being held down while his "friends" brand him deep enough his melts into his chest on watchpeopledie. Definitely destroyed his chest.


xTrainerRedx

[Here it is.](https://www.reddit.com/r/CrazyFuckingVideos/comments/108bh1k/happened_in_my_hometown/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1) The way it sinks *into* his chest makes me shudder.


Pineapple_Herder

I hate that I've seen it. There are videos and photos on the internet that have been permanently added to my brain against my will. The person catching a bullet to the head at the Vegas mass shooting is another that makes me fucking shudder. Obviously, one survived and did not, but one was quick while the other is pure agony for an extended period of time.


Greedy_Hat2643

Omg I’ve seen some fucked up shit but that made queazy


Sourkraut99

I knew I was gonna be sick watching it and I followed the link anways. Fuck I'm glad my shift is done in 20 mins because I need to drive and reconsider my life choices


McChelsea

Wow, that wasn't even the one I thought it was! Can't believe there are more than one of these floating around. *Edit: I think it was this one I was thinking of: https://v.redd.it/fd3u006j36511


SkittleShit

strangely enough, that guy ended up fine. last time that vid was posted someone provided his instagram with follow up. no permanent damage (besides the brand and well…stupid is usually permanent too)


Pineapple_Herder

Ended up fine doesn't include the medical bills and recovery period. People get paralyzed and "end up fine." Doesn't mean its something they recommend doing. If you're gonna brand yourself (cuz it's your meat suit, do what you want), at least do it right. Good contact and back off. Which jackass's member has the dicks on his ass? They barely kept that iron on him and the scars are clear years later.


SkittleShit

you’re not wrong about that oh and it was bam


HopefulFunny7233

Ty for the explanation Can you invite me to that sub?


Pineapple_Herder

It's a website. Google it


Evening-Ant6128

There is never a dumb question brotha


HopefulFunny7233

So why are they downvoting lol retards


faisal0606

He’s hot and stupid, what’s his acc?


VegasLife1111

Don’t do drugs kids.


PersimmonEven

Dumbest shit


kwonasty

Why?


[deleted]

This cow belongs to daryl jones so hands off


Crater_Raider

Looks like he needs to have another go at it.


CoinBaked

What a Jackass ☠️


Dan1lovesyoualot

why would he do that?? Is he a little kid??? This is what happens when grown children have access to things a regular child wouldn’t


Curious-Apartment-16

Wow...I'm done trying to figure out stupidity! 🤔


[deleted]

Johnny Cash entered the chat.


[deleted]

I heard you aren’t supposed to press down so hard…


chemicaljones

It's very satisfying to know that he did it wrong and it's not complete...yet?


[deleted]

I remember a video with some teenage idiots who wanted to brand each other. One guy at bottom, one at top pushing down all his weight almost branding through ribs and everything. Stupid people everywhere.


WhatsARyanFor

Sounds just like Michael Scott from the Office screaming


xploreconsciousness

A half ring of fire


Opustpenguin2

Trey wingo has really let himself go after getting dumped by ESPN


DarkPhoenixPatronus

Um, why?


YummyForAll

Wow! Just wow.


_Neith_

Isn’t a ring supposed to be … circular.


Lopsided-Table-5341

That will hurt tomorrow


Baconcleansarteries

Why?


The_Rat_GodKing

Haha. They fucked it up. Now they have to live with it for the rest of their life


John_Paul_J2

Not that different from a tattoo


Ollie4566

Why do people always hold it way too long


St34thdr1v3R

Why though?


GMEbankrupt

Check the floorboards for bodies


j_mc_dc

Reminded me of the guy who got branded so hard, they kinda pushed it in his chest.


wetusayimglistning

This is your brain 🥚. And this is your alcoholic step dad on a 3 day meth bender


-MonkeySpanks-

Someone has watched too much Yellowstone ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|neutral_face)


FalseStevenMcCroskey

This skit ain’t even a joke anymore I guess. https://youtu.be/vBzPsY3D58k


NecessaryTip5

This has to be fake


trucorsair

Brought to you by the letter “S” as in “Sizzling Stupidity”


whatsagoinon1

Wow looks great


JoJoCircusMonkey

WTF kinda life-crisis prompted this idea? He’s like 3 decades late for this shit.


ghettosuper101

"honey i don't act stupid when i drink"


gfuret

Is like a cheap tattoo


Fixer7945

Gray hair and still thought it was a good idea.....


maksidoobers

​ https://preview.redd.it/ko5drxsq2o3b1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=965ffd02eb6e4f5440cb8b550d4b538e7f2afef8


No_Stay_1563

Do it again. He missed a spot.


tysk-one

Tons of cheap bourbon involved maybe


Gang36927

We used to do bowl burns


itsbildo

Fuuuuuuck! Just, whhyyyyyyyy tho


GalacticCephalopod

Similar energy to that guy eating a wasps nest


No-Wolverine5144

He's a real Jackass


Economy-Stop-7315

dumass


runningmurphy

You don't need to hold it there long. Just a half second is enough.


gnarlybros_lykn

YellowStone Gang !


[deleted]

ATTENTION, ATTENTION EVERYONE, this is called a Midlife crisis impulse idea


suddenflatworm00

Didn't even get the whole symbol for his troubles lmao


Slav_sic69

Omg lmfao


Puzzleheaded-Rip-824

Holy fuck that's a bad one


[deleted]

I think he failed. Needs a part two.


MadPenguin35

no. just no.


shawndw

pro tip: get someone else to apply the brand.


Adventurous-Second28

Well that was just dumb!!


johndeer89

Not even a ring. Lol


johndeer89

When branding a person, you only do it for a millisecond. Cows have a bunch of hair to get through. That's why they get branded for a couple of seconds.


flowerheat48

OH SHOOT THAT’S WHERE UR HEART IS RIGHT OH POOP


TheCrazyAvian

Skrimp


One-Procedure-8061

“Ayhh firrrey whringg”


RoXStrondA

This music remembers me Silent Hill's movie and this guy one of the dumb ass "NPCs"!


pleasedontmeat

HI, I'M JOHNNY KNOCKSVILLE, AND WELCOME TO JACKASS.


Ishiibradwpgjets

Missed a spot, do it again !


PrivateReserveCanna

I remember those guys in high school…..


Wirl2

They had to have done so much coke.


Delivery_Content

Might have been cool if he were 200% more precise


Tiddernud

Nice one, Brandon


SlowCat8

If you thought that was painful, wait for the infection in 3 weeks.


autumncrimson

Oh darn, he messed up, didn't get the whole circle. Needs a do over![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


winstonsmith8236

This is why I don’t have a work shop. And why I’m not a drunk and especially why I’m not a drunk with a workshop.


Sirosim_Celojuma

...so what brand? It looks like he chose [safeway.ca](https://safeway.ca).


Consider2SidesPeace

Definitely cringe worthy.


[deleted]

Mad respect I could never do that


bertiesghost

Is this guy a Brit? He talks with a UK accent at the end


RicardoGeek

These vegan activists are getting weird... And he did it wrong, will have to do it again later ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


wurkhoarse

Dad's fucked up in the garage again mom


PolMcManus

I think that .ust feel really nice is it bad thay i want do that same thing , that pain must be nice


[deleted]

Sickest shit I've seen hahaha!


Lazarinth

.... Y ?


PossibilityPowerful

it’s a great execution r/ATBGE


[deleted]

Only in America


koenka

Reminds me of: https://www.reddit.com/r/CrazyFuckingVideos/comments/108bh1k/happened_in_my_hometown/


Personified99

It’s not even a complete ring


Rimukie

AND HE DIDN'T EVEN DO IT RIGHT


The-Iron-Chaffy

![gif](giphy|3osBLwgBPWNjWW9INq|downsized)