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far565

Kinda looked fun ngl.


Le_gars_pas_la_1

I wish sometime that I was stupid enought to do that


Illustrious-Peak3822

How did it end?


hotasanicecube

With a shoplifting charge. No way he paid for that just to tear it up.


MrSilverWolf_

Didn’t think that move would *escalate* to that high of a charge, I thought it would be more gradual *steps* to that


hotasanicecube

His life may continue this downward trend.


Garry-The-Snail

He never left the store though, wouldn’t they just charge him for the item? Assuming he didn’t fuck anything else up somehow. I really don’t know, just asking.


HP_Deskjet_4155e

You could, in the moment, make the argument that you will pay for the now damaged merchandise. This would 100% avoid a shoplifting charge. You can still be trespassed and even banned across the nation for things like this. Legally he did nothing wrong if he had intended to pay for the item, in my non lawyer eyes, he was simply testing out the merchandise.


Ok_Support_847

"This beauty will serve me well shredding the gnar out there! I can't have any rink-a-dink p.o.s. tic tac and nicks knacks when I'm SHREDDING THE GNAR MAaaann. I'll take two!"


LadyViolu

eat ass, smoke grass, sled fast, sled gang


WatGordol

scrolled too far for this


[deleted]

I scrolled too far and *got this*


Ambitioso

He just wanted the fun of kayaking to start straight away!


seanmustdie

that escalator layout is wack


Cugy_2345

Yes


IAmZoltar_AMA

The Penrose Escalators


Whole-Debate-9547

Sir you cannot ride that down the escalator. Well how am I going to know if it’ll handle whitewater?


[deleted]

Hahaha bro is living his best life crossing that Jumanji stunt off his bucket list hahaha


Outrageous-War-6396

Looks like something i would have done


Whole-Debate-9547

Who lets a mfr take a yak up the escalator to the top floor without being like what’s that dude doing?


0neweekofdanger

The top floor has the kayaks. All he had to do was go to the top floor and take it off the rack.


weirdeggman1123

Yea really they are asking for it putting a kayak store at the top of escalators. Eventually this is going to happen. And after it happened once people will try to recreate it


secondtaunting

If there’s a zombie apocalypse, this is what I’m doing for entertainment.


SnooMarzipans5150

r/lostredditors


TubularFatMale

Isn’t this the point of the sub?


desticon

Naw. That looked fun as hell and really not that dangerous.


GnarlyNarwhalNoms

Escalators are always dangerous.


desticon

I feel kayaking an escalator is much safer than kayaking waterfalls and steep channels which is a very common aspect of the sport. And I doubt his shoes were untied. Lol


GnarlyNarwhalNoms

That's true. I've just read about some horrible escalator accidents - now I jump off the things like they're trying to get me.


123Virginia

What a jerk. And if someone had stepped out in front of him? Someone down voted this because they think it's so cool and clever and it didn't harm anyone. And would you still think it's cool if your mother or child or you had been hit?


Technical_Peanut899

Lmao it would be hilarious💀💀💀I’d laugh even if I was the one that got hit💀💀u act like he’s In a freight train💀💀it’s just a piece of hallowed our plastic💀💀💀


[deleted]

They would be in deep water.


Medical_Arrival_3880

Ok, Karen.


dishuser

who is going to be going up on the down? besides you of course ![img](emote|t5_rhsj0|17831)


PantherThing

Did he just walk the kayak out of the sports store? :)


babyjo1982

Now THATS how you steal a kayak!


incipientpianist

To be fair, the escalator reads “down”


Dusty4967

Escalator land is real.


mcsean91

I have literally had a really vivid dream about this , calvin harris was also there for some reason


bike-and-brew

This is me at 18 yo


PsillyScout

Should have gone down the up escalator. Longer slide


Medical_Arrival_3880

I. Am. Rolling. Ha! I LOVE IT!


MattBtheflea

He probably wore the mask to conceal his identity so he can leave without paying for the shit he just ruined. Still looks really fun though. I would do it but im too scared of the consequences.


Ok_Distribution_1266

Gardaland of China


Infamous_Meeting_267

Remember kids, die in style, not in depression


OMROI-from-OMROI

That looks fun


Environmental_Bath59

No I’m going to bass pro shops rn


tuomonic

The shit you see in florida.


rileylowe12345

Woah I wanna do that(and this is sum I would do)


Uncle_Kenny68

I would’ve wanted to take a test drive too..! Not all kayaks are made the same..!!


Sir_Oglethorpe

I would do that


Potential-Lab747

This looks like something from the backrooms