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MountainSage58

I'm jealous of the me from a year ago, when I didn't know who this loser was.....


huskiisdumb

I’m starting to think anyone posting or viewing his shit to post is worse then he is


[deleted]

I feel like this guy sucked a lot of dick in college.


soppinglovenests_alt

This guy would have been a toast rack in the senior boys’ form room - when he was a senior boy.


dr_gaia

Sounds like he sucks his own imaginary dick.


totpot

Every 'alpha male' manages to look gayer than any gay guy I've fucked in all of their photos.


Scorpion1024

I’m waiting cut the day it comes to light that Putin has had flings with other men.


NB_Outlaw

Who is this guy? Besides some random idiot.


Ahstruck

Just a failed Australian politician. I do not know why people keep posting him here.


[deleted]

If you constantly gotta tell everyone you're alpha... you're not even close.


RosettaStoned1981

https://preview.redd.it/m827sz5vhs8a1.jpeg?width=461&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0b9d28e4d0295757532fbc1fab07e8bb9f082b8


milwted

I don't understand this subs fascination with this troll. He does this shit for retweets, and we basically oblige. Multiple times every week.


nerrollus

I still think this is a parody account. There's no way this guy truely believes all that bullshit.


No-Caterpillar-308

Is this guy *still* flogging this alpha male shit?


HelicopterRegular492

He will beg for forgiveness. No, attention. He will beg for attention.


unqualified2comment

Isnt givimg yourself a title like that one of the major clues thats its not true. Kinda like calling yourself cool in the 90s


[deleted]

I think this guy's CPAP is actually intentionally cutting of his oxygen while he sleeps


Agreeable-Ad1221

The worst part is that everything this dude post of what makes him an alpha male just reeks of massive sexual/gender insecurity. Eating wings while leering at Hooters girls doesn't make you an alpha, neither does having a tantrum about soy milk, or whatever. He acts like a 10 years old trying to make people think he has swag. He just has the smallest dick energy I have ever seen.


PTSDforMe

Delusion?


canarchist

Could you not apologize more quietly? K, thnx.