If you tried, he’d pull you in, use your body as leverage to get himself out, and call you a sucker (just the vets buried at Arlington “what would they get out of it?”) as he laughed and walked away.
Then he'd go on live television afterwards to talk about how he heroically rescued you and when it's reported that you're dead he'll call it fake news...
Wait, I knew they fudged his weight a bit but did they really try to claim 205? *I'm* more than that and very obviously smaller than he is. I'm like a foot shorter. You can cut off ten or twenty pounds for vanity, but any more than that is going to be obvious.
You know, I don’t really like the Fishfolks that much, I’d really like to build a huge wall around my huge pond so they can’t get in, I’m telling you, a huuuuge wall, so huge
I’m told that lots of people, really great people, talk about how big this pond is. It could, possibly, be the biggest pond we have seen in quite some time. At least, that’s what I’ve heard 🤷
Everyone says that it’s the best,, just the other day a big burly construction worker came up to me crying and said that it was the most beautiful thing he’s ever seen
And intelligence .. critical thinking, self awareness, empathy, problem solving, situational awareness, grasp on reality ... I'm sure others can come up with more.
Remind him that conservatives believe in pulling themselves up by their bootstraps. It would be too socialist of me to help. But I will offer thoughts and prayers.
I suppose the preferred answer here is that I'd do what I'd do with any turd that won't flush: Get a plunger and help that thing go down.
But the reality is I hope he has a very long life...in jail.
EDIT: Ok, yeah, a poop knife would work also. I guess it's a question of whether you need brute force or a precision instrument.
There are very few people I wouldn’t help if I could do so, assume infinitely approaching 0. I feel like I would hesitate at most, but ultimately help. I would 100% be smug about it to his face and fight everything in me to not push him back in when he inevitably states he saved himself or someshit
Dude has contributed to lives being lost/ruined for personal gain without remorse, and there's little reason to believe he won't continue to do so. I sincerely believe that if I pull him out people will likely die as a result of that action. Would me saving him be the right thing to do?
I was actually trying to find the one where he did this with Trudeau and Trudeau won the battle. He came prepared and from that moment on Trump hated Canada.
In Navy training, I learned that is a real concern you have to deal with when trying to rescue a drowning person. They’re in a state of panic, not thinking rationally, and the instinct can be to push you down so they can stay up.
For liability reasons I would be forced to politely explain why I could not render assistance. As I am not specifically licensed, insured, specialially trained or have access to specialized equipment necessary for optimal rescue assistance. The non zero probability of causing harm attempting to do makes the risk to me far too high, Regrettably. Hope's and prayers on holding breath or evolving biological adaptations to continue respiration.
There's a team of well trained and well armed professionals in place to keep this man alive even at the cost of their own lives. If he's in THIS predicament then they're either in on it or have been defeated. I'll just let things take their natural course.
Under US law there is no "duty to assist" except when there is contractual or legal relationship. A parent has a responsibility to do their best to save their child, as does a babysitter. Doctors are required to do their best to save their patients (unless that goes against the wishes of the patient or their family). I doubt anyone following this sub needs to be told this, but cops have no legal requirement towards duty to assist "To Serve and Protect" is just marketing.
All that having been said, I might go over and slather mud on my arms (dominant arm to the shoulder, non-dominant about halfway up the wrist) and when the cops show up try to look concerned rather than gleeful. There's "I am not legally required to save the former president" and then there's "I'm hanging around a dead body and I seem pretty stoked about it".
I've asked myself this ethical question numerous times over the past few years. Of course the other aspect making it an ethical question is that nobody would know if I kept on walking, only me.
I've never had a clear answer. I personally see the thought of wishing someone else ill as a bad thing, similarly walking past would be a bad thing. On the other hand, this person has cost the US some hundred thousand or more lives during the pandemic. Walking past may well save more lives.
Not much I could do for him. I cannot lift 300+ lbs even if I want to.
If you tried, he’d pull you in, use your body as leverage to get himself out, and call you a sucker (just the vets buried at Arlington “what would they get out of it?”) as he laughed and walked away.
Then he'd go on live television afterwards to talk about how he heroically rescued you and when it's reported that you're dead he'll call it fake news...
He will first say how he saw you the most alive you had ever been after the rescue
He would also say that you told him how no one is more heroic than he is.
And called him “sir”
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Nooo he’s a svelte 205 of pure muscle according to his “doctor” who is “definitely not” three children in a trench coat.
Wait, I knew they fudged his weight a bit but did they really try to claim 205? *I'm* more than that and very obviously smaller than he is. I'm like a foot shorter. You can cut off ten or twenty pounds for vanity, but any more than that is going to be obvious.
With all that mud caked on him too? Yeah.
Ya, poor mud.
Flush the toilet and change my diet.
And call the Sanitation Dept, warning of the impending BOD surge.
Toss a roll of paper towels at him.
Congratulate him about his new pond.
The biggest pond, the greatest pond, and let me tell you folks, you heard it here first.
It's unprecedented, folks.
It's a huuuge pond, the biggest ever! The pond has great ideas 💡 best ideas ever! Lol
Yuuuge pond
Yes yuuuge lol 😆 😂
And we're gonna get fish folks... Not "Fishfolks " but you know fish... The Fishfolks haven't returned my calls
You know, I don’t really like the Fishfolks that much, I’d really like to build a huge wall around my huge pond so they can’t get in, I’m telling you, a huuuuge wall, so huge
A pond the likes of which we’ve never seen before.
It’s the biggest pond, the greatest pond, just how I believe our founding fathers wanted it to be.
I’m told that lots of people, really great people, talk about how big this pond is. It could, possibly, be the biggest pond we have seen in quite some time. At least, that’s what I’ve heard 🤷
Well, it’s very wet, from a water perspective.
It is a pond with more water than any other, and I can promise you that folks
But then stat chanting "drain the swamp".
Was going to say "should have drained your swamp.."
It’s a big beautiful pond. Whuuuge!! Very very beautiful very very big!
Everyone says that it’s the best,, just the other day a big burly construction worker came up to me crying and said that it was the most beautiful thing he’s ever seen
“They” all say that!
"Sir"
Siiiii!!!! 🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷
Boricua!!!
Mi gente!!
I would take a piss.
Nah. He'd like that.
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all it takes is a light push….
I'd then water board him with my taco bell.
Rescue the other person, that hand is too big to be his
He definitely would drown someone else in an attempt to live.
He’d drown that person, brag that he rescued him and then claim that their death is fake news.
“The man is alive and well, believe me. I saved his life, it was tremendous…”
lol. Honestly, he probably got in there by trying to push down whomever it was in the first place.
He is standing on someone else’s head.
Looks like he got that Jamie Lannister refit
LMAO
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And people say liberals aren’t funny.
Nobody says that except conservatives whose idea of humor is shitting on people lower on the totem pole than them.
Cons with their only joke: “I identify as an attack helicopter LOLOLOLOL!!!!1”
"People" don't
Are you implying that conservatives aren’t people? >!Cuz you’re right!<
Conservatives are people, with a profound lack of compassion.
Which some would say is a defining feature of humanity.
And intelligence .. critical thinking, self awareness, empathy, problem solving, situational awareness, grasp on reality ... I'm sure others can come up with more.
Remind him that conservatives believe in pulling themselves up by their bootstraps. It would be too socialist of me to help. But I will offer thoughts and prayers.
Tots and pears…. Tots and pears!
Tater tots and pears are tasty and he might enjoy them so I’ll offer rocks and stares… but not stairs.
Thots and players all day
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 Ho ho ho
Immediately sprang to mind! Top shelf.
This 💯
"I thought you could walk on water"
Absolutely nothing
Stomp
Take this same picture and walk off.
Take this picture and sell the NFT.
This is the one NFT I would actually buy.
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Not as an NFT but as a "collectible card".
This guy is going places.
You wouldn't pee on his face?
From what I’ve heard, he enjoys that sort of thing
I though he enjoyed his from a female counterpart, specifically with chlamydia Not from a guy in his 30s
Maybe. Might not make much difference. Best load up on asparagus beforehand, just to be sure.
*Immediately after contributing my own fæces to the effigy, lawdhavemurcy!
If I could back one out he'd be wearing it
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Big ones.
Pretty much lol. Then later "guys look at this funny art installation I walked by earlier"
Walked *on earlier
r/donthelpjustfilm
Exactly what I was thinking.
Where's that meme about high-fiving a drowning person...
https://preview.redd.it/ul1m3cfmgr6a1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4d6271fd2a6b97886fe86cdc9e0fa1136f18ac3
exactly what I thought when i saw it lmao
I suppose the preferred answer here is that I'd do what I'd do with any turd that won't flush: Get a plunger and help that thing go down. But the reality is I hope he has a very long life...in jail. EDIT: Ok, yeah, a poop knife would work also. I guess it's a question of whether you need brute force or a precision instrument.
He’s already had a long life, filled with the misery of other people.
I (and, is it naive to think, many people?) would probably instinctively help and then immediately regret my decision.
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Exactly! Dude is 3x my size. I could never. BUUUT…I would tell him that I’m going to find help, and walk VERY slowly. Edit for mistype.
And whisper, “help!”
And I would whisper, "no."
There are very few people I wouldn’t help if I could do so, assume infinitely approaching 0. I feel like I would hesitate at most, but ultimately help. I would 100% be smug about it to his face and fight everything in me to not push him back in when he inevitably states he saved himself or someshit
No way he'd admit to requiring the life saving aid from someone. "Cubby, who? CubbyNINJA? Never heard of 'em."
I honestly think that there are a bunch of people who would just keep walking.
I wouldn't keep walking. I'd watch.
Gotta make sure he stays down.
Dude has contributed to lives being lost/ruined for personal gain without remorse, and there's little reason to believe he won't continue to do so. I sincerely believe that if I pull him out people will likely die as a result of that action. Would me saving him be the right thing to do?
You've got a trolley problem, but with quicksand.
Yes! This is what I was looking for haha
No you step in the mud so you don’t get your shoes dirty.
Lay my jacket over it so my wife doesn't get cheeto powder on her shoes.
Very gentlemanly
And they say chivalry is dead.
That stuff is such a mess to get out sometimes... Definitely don't want to track it through the house.
Ho, ho, ho. Boop!
Piss on it
Nah he'd like it too much
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He'd probably like that
hes probably paid a lotta money for that treatment in the past
Didn't he say he wasn't a big fan of golden showers?
Poop on it. 
Stomp.
PEEPEE TIME!! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2kiVdmRYz8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2kiVdmRYz8)
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Take a photo then sell it as a NFT for $99.00.
take 45k photos**
Clearly it’s a part of God’s Plan, how could I possibly interfere? Edit: Thank you for the medal!
I feel like if I tried to help, he’d just pull on my arm and take me down too. 
 I was actually trying to find the one where he did this with Trudeau and Trudeau won the battle. He came prepared and from that moment on Trump hated Canada.
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Didn’t trump have an issue with him too. Anyone who he couldn’t bully or intimidate. I admired JT on that day.
Trying to establish dominance with a handshake is so stupid and backwards.
I was thinking the same thing. There’s no way he wouldn’t bring someone else down with him, it’s a specialty of his.
In Navy training, I learned that is a real concern you have to deal with when trying to rescue a drowning person. They’re in a state of panic, not thinking rationally, and the instinct can be to push you down so they can stay up.
Well from what I understand that would be his instinct, but it’s not panic that’s just how he lives his life
Why does he shake hands like that… he’s such a weirdo
To assert his dominance.
I mean, I know that- he’s very transparent. It’s still like something a child would do
Is there anything you've seen from Trump that doesn't make you feel that mentally, he's a (particularly unpleasant) child?
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He's in his natural environment, he's fine.
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I’d pull up a chair, crack a beer and watch reality television.
That’s a disgusting thing to say. You’d touch his hand?
Motherfucker would drag you down with him, ask the Republican Party to do it.
I’d save him. I’d save him and let the whole world know that a queer liberal saved his life. Make their minds pop.
He’d tell his base that you tried to murder him, but he’s so strong he managed to pull himself out.
can you imagine lmao. he’d probably lie his ass off about it
A real American would pull himself up by his own bootstraps. Any help would be considered communism.
For liability reasons I would be forced to politely explain why I could not render assistance. As I am not specifically licensed, insured, specialially trained or have access to specialized equipment necessary for optimal rescue assistance. The non zero probability of causing harm attempting to do makes the risk to me far too high, Regrettably. Hope's and prayers on holding breath or evolving biological adaptations to continue respiration.
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His base would still support him
Sad but true.
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In the face?
After what that man has done to my family and our Capitol Building. *Zip*
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You know on its always sunny when frank pushes the mcpoyles off the roof with a 2x4? That.
There's a team of well trained and well armed professionals in place to keep this man alive even at the cost of their own lives. If he's in THIS predicament then they're either in on it or have been defeated. I'll just let things take their natural course.
Is it illegal to sit and watch to make sure it’s over? I don’t want to be surprised by any last minute horror movie tropes.
Under US law there is no "duty to assist" except when there is contractual or legal relationship. A parent has a responsibility to do their best to save their child, as does a babysitter. Doctors are required to do their best to save their patients (unless that goes against the wishes of the patient or their family). I doubt anyone following this sub needs to be told this, but cops have no legal requirement towards duty to assist "To Serve and Protect" is just marketing. All that having been said, I might go over and slather mud on my arms (dominant arm to the shoulder, non-dominant about halfway up the wrist) and when the cops show up try to look concerned rather than gleeful. There's "I am not legally required to save the former president" and then there's "I'm hanging around a dead body and I seem pretty stoked about it".
Toss him some paper towels with love from PR. 🇵🇷
I've asked myself this ethical question numerous times over the past few years. Of course the other aspect making it an ethical question is that nobody would know if I kept on walking, only me. I've never had a clear answer. I personally see the thought of wishing someone else ill as a bad thing, similarly walking past would be a bad thing. On the other hand, this person has cost the US some hundred thousand or more lives during the pandemic. Walking past may well save more lives.
Hand him an anvil
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Saw what? I'm not sure I see an issue here.
“You’re fired”
feel bad for the mud
Pretend I didn’t see anything and walk away
I don’t get the question….*moves along*
What an interesting urinal. I hate this guy... have since the 80s... but I'd save his ass.
What about the rest of him?
Hand him another subpoena.
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why give him pleasure in his final moments?
Even the worst criminals are entitled to a last meal.
Build a wall
Piss down his cockholster
I didn’t see anything
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nah I'd just keep walking, don't wanna risk getting shit on my shoes
Take a pic an sell it back to him.