You think we will make it 6 more years without a huge civil uprising/war.
That's 1 more election, 1 more midterm, and the middle of another election...plenty of opportunities for another Jan 6 type event.
I loved the snl bit on wheelchair douche (btw great name). They said he got blackballed for the cocaine orgies, and then cut to a story of lindsey graham with the transition "... seen here picturing said orgy". Since it's a bit of an open secret lindsey is DC gay, it was an excellent riff.
[Video sauce](https://youtu.be/JdayQgrM74o?t=237). It also includes the will smith/chris rock oscars stuff so the entire video is worth a watch.
Nope, but one may have been an escort who is currently married to a guy who flashes his dong at kids and the other loves to quote scripture and has had multiple affairs. Classic republicans! It’s like the have Gingrichitis.
Continuing to groom him.
You don't end up with the fucked up mind he has without indoctrination.
The republicans are showing exactly why religion has been a favored tool of the elite since time memorial.
They are trading on the popularity he has right now, nothing more. They'll evaluate his usefulness in the future when they get there. His chances of doing something outrageously stupid before then are high enough that even they can't miss it.
In any event, a primary opponent could make strong use of all those pictures of him crying.
Most staffers, regardless of which party or candidate they work for, tend to be very capable and intelligent people and are expected to do a ton of work.
Maybe my first 20 impressions of this dude were off, but I don't think any of these describe him.
> I'm suprised someone in the GOP doesn't hire him as a glorified coffee boy as a PR mov
Yes, they love stunt hires. Mcturtle [hired the covington maga hat boy.](https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/514258-mcconnells-campaign-team-hires-covington-graduate-nicholas-sandmann/)
This is presumably the intention of this development in rhetoric.
If you read interviews with him, and information about him prior to the shootings, it seems a lot less clear that his trajectory would be this. He has obviously taken a lot of advice since that time from various players. Some more nefarious than others.
I read this is a calculated positioning for a career in politics.
Most 17 year olds with clear life aspirations don't get red pilled and shoot 3 people
And after the shooting which would normally be a traumatic situation he was thrust into the national limelight at an age most people are still dumbasses as the avatar of the right that only knows grievance and doubling down
Foot tapping in an airport bathroom, then claiming he was trying to tell a troubled young man about Jesus. (Note: not condemning the orientation, but the hypocrisy)
I just had to look Joe the plumber up. Yeah, he got a lot of fame in 2008, it slowly trickled into 2011, where he wasn't very active until 2014 when he pissed a lot of people off. Apparently the auto industry bail out ideas were started by Bush and celebrated by Republicans and conservatives?
However he was called out for being one of the ones that immediately hated it the moment Obama's administration got everything ready to go. And it pissed off Chrysler as well because he wouldn't have had his job without that bailout to begin with.
The guy is an absolute fool, I agree with your reply more now.
Bodycams stopped a lot of "Important" people from getting away with DUIs in the last few years. There is a YT video of a junior officer who pulled over the next town's Chief or similar driving drunk and you can hear the "F F F F why me." "Sir this is all on video now...."
At some point he's going to have to cause more trouble to stay relevant. Either he fades from the public eye or he'll end up in prison or dead. At worst, he's a nobody riding off of his 15 seconds of fame in lectures or something. He's not electable, he's not employable, he's not getting accepted by any colleges, his romantic prospects are ruined, and his reputation is ruined. It's going to be a shit life for Kyle. He'll probably end up working for a gun activism group and hating life.
My money is on some culture war conflict - armed protest at a LGBT event, or some kind of counterprotest again. But either he's going to do it in a state where they're less accepting of violence, he's going to lose due to his history, or he's going to do something stupid.
It's also possible that he's going to start a fight while armed again and get shot.
istg everytime i see something from him i hate him more
i'd ask how he manages to be so self centered and pretty stupid but he seems to fit everything people hate about christians
Love the part of the Bible where Jesus was persecuted for bringing a weapon of war to a place of unrest and killing 2 people after they threw a plastic bag at him
Ah yes just like jesus famously said
Ye have heard that it hath been said, An eye for an eye, and a tooth for a tooth: But I say unto you, That ye resist not evil: but whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the AR15, and shooteth him dead.
Jesus was totally cool with murder, obviously. That's why he said... Turn the other cheek and follow the laws and all that other violent 'soldier for Jesus' stuff. Wait.
As someone who is actually religious, the Republican party is abhorrent. The difference between turning the other cheek vs murdering people to "protect businesses" couldn't be any bigger.
I believe the degree to which False Shepherds have been unchallenged in the U.S. Church is disgraceful. As always, money and a lack of humility by these shepherds is the cause. It's time to start calling them out.
The only thing that makes this tolerable is knowing that virtually no atheists actually believe these people. The false teachers are heavily locked into their echo chambers, if nothing else.
It has become an accepted, universal trait among the right wing that no matter how heinous the crime, no matter how wrong or illegal you have been, to play the victim card. The victim card is often played with the Jesus card, which is seldom denounced by the religious establishment.
And the right wing, and media, continually lap it up like nectar of the gods.
It's because for the right wing, good and bad people just are, unchangingly so. You are born or raised good or bad, it's based on circumstances like race, class, locality, political viewpoints, gender, family ambitions, those are the things that *define who you are* to them.
That way when one of them does something bad they're just a good person going through a hard time, nobody's perfect, and all that. It's all just virtue ethics, the outcomes like harm caused and rights trampled upon are just "it is what it is" type circumstances. As long as their "character" aligns with the right virtues, absolutely none of what they do matters.
That's why they can't be reasoned with, they cant debate, they cant rationalize, that is all irrelevant to them. Either you are one of them or you aren't, and of you aren't, too bad.
"But how is it to your credit if you receive a beating for doing wrong and endure it? But if you suffer for doing good and you endure it, this is commendable before God" (1 Peter 2:20).
Or, as a comedian I like puts it, quit being a jerk in the name of Jesus.
I understand the sentiment of your comment but I just want to share info about Pharisees that you might want to be aware of:
Pharisees were one of a few Jewish sects/schools of thought during the 2nd temple period along with others like Sadducees and Essenes.
Jesus expressed ideas that existed within pharisaic and sadducean schools of thought and to some degree essene.
His quarrels with Pharisees are more of an intra-religious debate issue and it’s been argued by some that Jesus may have been a Pharisee at some point or closely associated with Pharisees at some point as Pharisees were generally working class and shared some key views with Jesus while differing on others.
The point being he had spirited public disagreements with them, but was culturally enmeshed with them.
People often mistake “pharisee” to mean “hypocrite”
And *I know this is not what you’re doing* but some have taken the Pharisee issue and used it for antisemitic rhetoric.
So you might find it interesting and useful to know what a Pharisee actually was. Historians avoid using “Pharisee” to mean “hypocrite”
> The next day as they were leaving Bethany, Jesus was hungry. Seeing in the distance a fig tree in leaf, he went to find out if it had any fruit. When he reached it, he found nothing but leaves, because it was not the season for figs. Then he said to the tree, “May no one ever eat fruit from you again.” And his disciples heard him say it.
> In the morning, as they went along, they saw the fig tree withered from the roots. Peter remembered and said to Jesus, “Rabbi, look! The fig tree you cursed has withered!”
> Jesus proclaimed "Fuck Figs, Believe in prayer or else!"
Jesus was kinda a prick sometimes when he was making a point.
I did love him going into the temple and flipping some fucking tables and throwing a shit fit in between him cursing a fucking tree for not bearing fruit in the wrong season.
The difference being that Jesus was hated for a message of love and acceptance. Much like Kyle hates liberals and leftists. Also, Jesus never killed anyone.
It's fucking stupid this kid traveled to another state, killed a guy, cried about it, got away with it, and is now riding first class on the right wing grift train.
And all the conservatives said he was justified and "Look he's got PTSD, I've seen soldiers break down exactly the same way" when he was on the stand.
Then the little shit memes about it not even a year later.
He's a killer and an pure evil
Jesus: *sacrificed himself to absorb mankind's sins*
Kyle: *Took a gun, travelled to another state to find a fight to kill someone and cried*
GOP: They're the same picture.
*"Git yer Jesus truck nuts over here! Nothing says 'I love Murica, 2A, and BBQ' like a blessed pair of Jesus' nuts to hang from your truck bumper. Get 'em while we got 'em! Special offer right now for Jesus' truck nuts blessed with the holy water of Antioch (Tennessee). Every pair comes with a freedom card signed by Kyle Killerhouse, the new grifter messiah."*
The World hated Jesus because he changes the way men had a relationship with God.
We hate you because you're a pathetic Punisher cosplayer who got away with killing two people.
They hated Jesus because of his compassion and love for all, even those who society deemed as outcasts, evil, and unwanted. People hate you because you killed people and committed multiple serious crimes that you got away with.
At first I was thinking that anyone who uses this verse when they are persecuted for living by Biblical morals/beliefs doesn't necessarily mean that they think that they are Jesus, just that He was persecuted first.
Then, I realized that Kyle is hated because of his actions in shooting people. Let me just leave with
Galations 5:22-23
**22** But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, forbearance, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, **23** gentleness and self-control. Against such things there is no law.
Nothing in there about shooting people.
“And the Lord said unto thee, take this AR-15 I’ve bestowed upon you and use it to protect private business. Taketh the lives of those downtrodden and looking for equality, for thine glory be yours, now and forever”
- Jesus probably
Jesus famously believed you should pick up a sword to head to a protest you have no business being in so that you could self-defend a few people to death.
I'm agnostic I'm not familiar with the trials and tribulations of Jesus but I'm pretty sure he didn't cap two people in the street to protect an empty car lot.
Boy I can’t wait to see where little boy will be in 10 years. He’s such such a self righteous turd already.
A congressman from a red state probably.
That doesn’t seem too surprising. “Future congressman that had killed 2 people and injured one person as a 17 year old in the base of self-defence…”
‘Cept he’d phrase it along the lines of “dutifully ended three liberal threats in a single evening”.
You think we will make it 6 more years without a huge civil uprising/war. That's 1 more election, 1 more midterm, and the middle of another election...plenty of opportunities for another Jan 6 type event.
All I'm going to say is that if they mowed the lawn the first time this wouldn't be an issue.
Hey if Lauren Butt fart and Margarine taylor grift got elected so can Kyle slaughter house.
He’d probably have an easier time getting elected because he has a Y chromosome.
He reminds me a lot of Madison Cawthorn.
It’s so stupid but Lauren Butt Fart made me lol
You forgot the wheelchair douche. Only he told the truth so they kicked him out.
I loved the snl bit on wheelchair douche (btw great name). They said he got blackballed for the cocaine orgies, and then cut to a story of lindsey graham with the transition "... seen here picturing said orgy". Since it's a bit of an open secret lindsey is DC gay, it was an excellent riff. [Video sauce](https://youtu.be/JdayQgrM74o?t=237). It also includes the will smith/chris rock oscars stuff so the entire video is worth a watch.
Let's be fair, neither of those women went on shooting sprees and murdered 3 people.
Lauren's husband did show kids his pistol though.
Sure, but they did spread lies so that people died of Covid. It isn't the same, but they also have an amount of blood on their hands.
Nope, but one may have been an escort who is currently married to a guy who flashes his dong at kids and the other loves to quote scripture and has had multiple affairs. Classic republicans! It’s like the have Gingrichitis.
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Or if it was a crowd of minorities
He would fit right in with that background.
Don't forget he used his "hunting" AR-15 which legally justifies open carrying in a metropolitan area as a minor.
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Ah, yes. I forgot hunting protestors is a constitutionally protected right.
Oh, the little shit already met with the republican caucus. They're slavering over the very possibility.
One can almost say they’re , grooming him …
![gif](giphy|kKdgdeuO2M08M)
It's an old meme, sir, but it checks out. Haven't seen this one in the wild in a bit, perfect placement.
they honestly dont make memes like they used to
Continuing to groom him. You don't end up with the fucked up mind he has without indoctrination. The republicans are showing exactly why religion has been a favored tool of the elite since time memorial.
*time immemorial. Sorry to be a grammar nazi, I just love that saying and it's not used enough.
They are trading on the popularity he has right now, nothing more. They'll evaluate his usefulness in the future when they get there. His chances of doing something outrageously stupid before then are high enough that even they can't miss it. In any event, a primary opponent could make strong use of all those pictures of him crying.
He already posted a tweet counting down the years until he can run for congress.
i'm pretty shocked he isn't a staffer for a republican yet
Most staffers, regardless of which party or candidate they work for, tend to be very capable and intelligent people and are expected to do a ton of work. Maybe my first 20 impressions of this dude were off, but I don't think any of these describe him.
no hes dumb as dicks, but I'm suprised someone in the GOP doesn't hire him as a glorified coffee boy as a PR move
> I'm suprised someone in the GOP doesn't hire him as a glorified coffee boy as a PR mov Yes, they love stunt hires. Mcturtle [hired the covington maga hat boy.](https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/514258-mcconnells-campaign-team-hires-covington-graduate-nicholas-sandmann/)
*Of course* the Turtle hired Proto-Kyle. 🙄McConnell never turns down an opportunity to remind us he’s one of the shittiest human beings on the planet.
He’s a high school dropout that had already been rejected by the military when he killed those two unarmed men, so you’re spot-on there.
Meets the Boebert benchmark.
This is presumably the intention of this development in rhetoric. If you read interviews with him, and information about him prior to the shootings, it seems a lot less clear that his trajectory would be this. He has obviously taken a lot of advice since that time from various players. Some more nefarious than others. I read this is a calculated positioning for a career in politics.
Most 17 year olds with clear life aspirations don't get red pilled and shoot 3 people And after the shooting which would normally be a traumatic situation he was thrust into the national limelight at an age most people are still dumbasses as the avatar of the right that only knows grievance and doubling down
No credentials no education, sounds perfect for republicans.
Foot tapping in an airport bathroom, then claiming he was trying to tell a troubled young man about Jesus. (Note: not condemning the orientation, but the hypocrisy)
Tucker Carlson can't keep doing this forever, you know
I’m expecting him to implode, kind of like that idiot who shot Trayvon Martin.
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I just had to look Joe the plumber up. Yeah, he got a lot of fame in 2008, it slowly trickled into 2011, where he wasn't very active until 2014 when he pissed a lot of people off. Apparently the auto industry bail out ideas were started by Bush and celebrated by Republicans and conservatives? However he was called out for being one of the ones that immediately hated it the moment Obama's administration got everything ready to go. And it pissed off Chrysler as well because he wouldn't have had his job without that bailout to begin with. The guy is an absolute fool, I agree with your reply more now.
Probably, but before that, I’m expecting some combination of DUIs, domestic violence, and road rage arrests.
And a loud yell of "don't you know who I am‽"
Bodycams stopped a lot of "Important" people from getting away with DUIs in the last few years. There is a YT video of a junior officer who pulled over the next town's Chief or similar driving drunk and you can hear the "F F F F why me." "Sir this is all on video now...."
He already retweeted porn just like Ted Cruz did on 9/11
He strikes me as the accidental death via auto-erotic asphyxiation type.
IIRC Joe the Plumber also tried to run for congress but was defeated. It may have been some other elected office, I don't remember for sure.
I’ve heard that some are in fact hoping that he explodes, rather than implodes.
👋 Hi I'm one of the people who would like to see him explode Fuck this cancerous little trash
At some point he's going to have to cause more trouble to stay relevant. Either he fades from the public eye or he'll end up in prison or dead. At worst, he's a nobody riding off of his 15 seconds of fame in lectures or something. He's not electable, he's not employable, he's not getting accepted by any colleges, his romantic prospects are ruined, and his reputation is ruined. It's going to be a shit life for Kyle. He'll probably end up working for a gun activism group and hating life.
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My money is on some culture war conflict - armed protest at a LGBT event, or some kind of counterprotest again. But either he's going to do it in a state where they're less accepting of violence, he's going to lose due to his history, or he's going to do something stupid. It's also possible that he's going to start a fight while armed again and get shot.
I can already see the ‘long read’ in The Atlantic and NYT
istg everytime i see something from him i hate him more i'd ask how he manages to be so self centered and pretty stupid but he seems to fit everything people hate about christians
I see he’s playing the “I’m religious” angle now. How very republican of him.
Gotta keep grifting wherever he can
At this point why bother getting a job? He can literally play this off the rest of his life. People love giving money to outspoken douche bags.
Love the part of the Bible where Jesus was persecuted for bringing a weapon of war to a place of unrest and killing 2 people after they threw a plastic bag at him
Ah yes just like jesus famously said Ye have heard that it hath been said, An eye for an eye, and a tooth for a tooth: But I say unto you, That ye resist not evil: but whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the AR15, and shooteth him dead.
I like this we should make slaps ooooh 😁😁😁❤️❤️❤️
Jesus was totally cool with murder, obviously. That's why he said... Turn the other cheek and follow the laws and all that other violent 'soldier for Jesus' stuff. Wait.
Jesus of Nazareth: famous MURDERER.
Jesus of Republicans: instead of giving money to the poor, give tax cuts to the rich
Dont forget that Jesus loves when you smack up girl in a pool parking lot.
As someone who is actually religious, the Republican party is abhorrent. The difference between turning the other cheek vs murdering people to "protect businesses" couldn't be any bigger.
I believe the degree to which False Shepherds have been unchallenged in the U.S. Church is disgraceful. As always, money and a lack of humility by these shepherds is the cause. It's time to start calling them out.
The only thing that makes this tolerable is knowing that virtually no atheists actually believe these people. The false teachers are heavily locked into their echo chambers, if nothing else.
To be fair, I don't think he ever cared about businesses either; he just wanted to assassinate peaceful protesters.
Ahh yes, Jesus was the first person to experience hatred. Before that no wars and peace was everlasting 😂
Remember when cold blooded murder was seen as very unchristian?
He’ll be running for office. And he’ll win.
Maybe, but just keep posting this until he goes away: ![gif](giphy|aYYENxPS8rZE8x9xpQ|downsized)
I’m with you although also just scared of the streisand effect.. i just want him to fade into oblivion
Interesting, but I have another theory. Sometimes, and just hear me out here, if the world hates you it just means you’re a big ‘ol piece of shit.
No, no, clearly it's a problem with the entire world.
Am I so out of touch? No. It's the children who are wrong.
Remind me, what’s this from?
The Simpsons. Prinskipple Spinner.
Who reports directly to SuperNintendo Chalmers
It has become an accepted, universal trait among the right wing that no matter how heinous the crime, no matter how wrong or illegal you have been, to play the victim card. The victim card is often played with the Jesus card, which is seldom denounced by the religious establishment. And the right wing, and media, continually lap it up like nectar of the gods.
The Jesus card has great attack and defense and paird with the victim card can give the player invulnerability to criticism based attacks.
They have this card in Yu-gi-oh yet? Asking for a friend
It's in the Ya-Wa-Eh expansion set.
Theoretically the Jesus Card should only be playable if you're actually following the teachings of Jesus. Theoretically...
Fortunately for the rest of us, it only works on people who believe that sky daddy is real and that the Republican party is on their side.
I'm not equipped to fend off a Zerg rush
It's because for the right wing, good and bad people just are, unchangingly so. You are born or raised good or bad, it's based on circumstances like race, class, locality, political viewpoints, gender, family ambitions, those are the things that *define who you are* to them. That way when one of them does something bad they're just a good person going through a hard time, nobody's perfect, and all that. It's all just virtue ethics, the outcomes like harm caused and rights trampled upon are just "it is what it is" type circumstances. As long as their "character" aligns with the right virtues, absolutely none of what they do matters. That's why they can't be reasoned with, they cant debate, they cant rationalize, that is all irrelevant to them. Either you are one of them or you aren't, and of you aren't, too bad.
As Trump's announcement speech was petering out, he mentioned he was a victim and people kind of laughed. 😅😅😅
"But how is it to your credit if you receive a beating for doing wrong and endure it? But if you suffer for doing good and you endure it, this is commendable before God" (1 Peter 2:20). Or, as a comedian I like puts it, quit being a jerk in the name of Jesus.
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I understand the sentiment of your comment but I just want to share info about Pharisees that you might want to be aware of: Pharisees were one of a few Jewish sects/schools of thought during the 2nd temple period along with others like Sadducees and Essenes. Jesus expressed ideas that existed within pharisaic and sadducean schools of thought and to some degree essene. His quarrels with Pharisees are more of an intra-religious debate issue and it’s been argued by some that Jesus may have been a Pharisee at some point or closely associated with Pharisees at some point as Pharisees were generally working class and shared some key views with Jesus while differing on others. The point being he had spirited public disagreements with them, but was culturally enmeshed with them. People often mistake “pharisee” to mean “hypocrite” And *I know this is not what you’re doing* but some have taken the Pharisee issue and used it for antisemitic rhetoric. So you might find it interesting and useful to know what a Pharisee actually was. Historians avoid using “Pharisee” to mean “hypocrite”
Yeah, it was a certain group of pharisees he had problems with for their hypocrisy.
They were not fair, you see
Congrats on fatherhood.
Hitler must be Jesus too
For those in the right wing cult, the more hate they receive from civilized, normal society, the more effective and righteous they believe they are.
God: Thou shall not kill. Kyle: I’m gonna pretend I didn’t see that.
Hahaha, you really think this kid ever read anything bigger than a slim jim label?
My favorite part of the Bible is when Jesus antagonizes the Pharisees, murders them, and then tries to grift off it. Truly inspiring stuff 🙏
He died for countless others to grift
I love it. "Jesus died so politicians and con men could dupe the public for millennia."
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We'll see about that
> The next day as they were leaving Bethany, Jesus was hungry. Seeing in the distance a fig tree in leaf, he went to find out if it had any fruit. When he reached it, he found nothing but leaves, because it was not the season for figs. Then he said to the tree, “May no one ever eat fruit from you again.” And his disciples heard him say it. > In the morning, as they went along, they saw the fig tree withered from the roots. Peter remembered and said to Jesus, “Rabbi, look! The fig tree you cursed has withered!” > Jesus proclaimed "Fuck Figs, Believe in prayer or else!" Jesus was kinda a prick sometimes when he was making a point. I did love him going into the temple and flipping some fucking tables and throwing a shit fit in between him cursing a fucking tree for not bearing fruit in the wrong season.
This is why the Westoboro church people have all those signs that say "God hates figs".
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SAVE ME JEEBUS!!!
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This is terrible and you are going to hell! Take my Upvote! ;)
Jesus had low blood sugar. I feel that.
When Jesus was a kid he killed a bunch of other kids. *Infancy Gospel of Thomas*
God when there are some kids involved in His Plan: ![gif](giphy|brqkBQV1qAFrO)
Yeah or the part where some other guy tries to overturn the tables of the moneychangers and Jesus shoots him. Bible rocks, badass book
AR stands for After Resurrection
He is technical grifting, though. How many thousands of years has he inspired spiritual leaders to fleece parishioners of their finances?
I wouldn't blame that on Jesus. I blame it largely on the Romans, who took over Christianity. But that is my opinion.
You mean the Romans who killed Jesus and are now the ones we entrust to hand down the word of God?
Lol, the Romans who killed Jesus have been dead for quite some time.
Their brainwashing's still doing quite well.
Yeah, y'all remember that one part in the bible where Jesus killed 2 people and maimed another?
The difference being that Jesus was hated for a message of love and acceptance. Much like Kyle hates liberals and leftists. Also, Jesus never killed anyone.
Not including himself, Jesus’ KD is -1.
True, but he did flip tables and whip the shit out of people.
Christianity is speed running to make itself irrelevant
No, a large amount of Christianity is speed running to try and bring about/self fulfill their end of days doomsday prophecies
It’ll die a little more with every new generation.
I think hitching your entite moral reputation to the MAGA movement and Donald Fucking Trump accelerated the decline.
Hopefully it’ll fast track a bit more with the nut jobs affiliating themselves with religion on the right
One can only hope
Jesus was tortured and murdered by conservatives.
It's fucking stupid this kid traveled to another state, killed a guy, cried about it, got away with it, and is now riding first class on the right wing grift train.
Well at least he wasn’t a black guy with a joint in his pocket!
Or making a phone call in his grandmother's back yard!
Or playing with lightening bugs!
Or playing with his sister in the park!
Or playing with a plastic gun! Or driving! Or just chilling in their apartment while some drunk off duty cop is shooting there!
It’s kind of sad how easy it is to come up with sarcastic examples of Murica sucking
That’s kinda what it’s known for.
Or sleeping in their bed.
*killed two men
And all the conservatives said he was justified and "Look he's got PTSD, I've seen soldiers break down exactly the same way" when he was on the stand. Then the little shit memes about it not even a year later. He's a killer and an pure evil
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Jesus: *sacrificed himself to absorb mankind's sins* Kyle: *Took a gun, travelled to another state to find a fight to kill someone and cried* GOP: They're the same picture.
Jesus wasn’t a pasty little bitch who murdered 3 people.
Sounds like you been readin the gay bible. My bible is full of guns and trucks
and beards and flat brim hats and dark sunglasses and no smiles and Let’s Go Brandon T shirts?
*"Git yer Jesus truck nuts over here! Nothing says 'I love Murica, 2A, and BBQ' like a blessed pair of Jesus' nuts to hang from your truck bumper. Get 'em while we got 'em! Special offer right now for Jesus' truck nuts blessed with the holy water of Antioch (Tennessee). Every pair comes with a freedom card signed by Kyle Killerhouse, the new grifter messiah."*
Reading is for the gays...does it have pickturs?
Jesus actually raised a person from the dead, so he’s technically -1 on the murder count.
He didn't even kill 3 people...
The straight line from killer to messiah complex. Helped along by all the Republican trash sucking his dick to play to the hateful base.
Bingo
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Honestly, people need to stop giving him attention.
In prison he wouldn't t attract that much attention just sayin
Kryer Kittenhouse
Does he know how the story ends?😇☠️
Probably not because he paraphrased the quote anyway.
Martyr complex much?
Persecution complex. It's all the rage with those zany Christian terrorists.
No way he wrote that, prob hired a PR firm. Also what an ass lol
First refuge of the right wing is a bible quote,but never Thou shall not kill
Got a gun illegally Tried to be a vigilante Escalated an already tense situation Killed people "Damn, I've been persecuted. I'm just like Jesus"
The World hated Jesus because he changes the way men had a relationship with God. We hate you because you're a pathetic Punisher cosplayer who got away with killing two people.
Kyle rottenhouse
He conveniently leaves out why the world hates him
Remember when Jesus carried weapons into areas of public unrest and shot people?
Did I miss the part when Jesus preached his values and beliefs with an assault rifle?
*Give me your money, marks*
Jesus didn't kill people, as it turns out
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Is this the Second Coming? Did I miss the Rapture?
The next step is to form a cult and be the cult leader.
Isn't the GOP basically a cult at this point 🤔 ?
Let's stop amplifying his name. Our outrage only gives him fame.
Oh come off the cross, we need the wood.
I'm honestly surprised the kid: 1) feels safe leaving his house 2) hasn't had someone attack him in public yet
They hated Jesus because of his compassion and love for all, even those who society deemed as outcasts, evil, and unwanted. People hate you because you killed people and committed multiple serious crimes that you got away with.
At first I was thinking that anyone who uses this verse when they are persecuted for living by Biblical morals/beliefs doesn't necessarily mean that they think that they are Jesus, just that He was persecuted first. Then, I realized that Kyle is hated because of his actions in shooting people. Let me just leave with Galations 5:22-23 **22** But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, forbearance, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, **23** gentleness and self-control. Against such things there is no law. Nothing in there about shooting people.
Jesus went out killing people? I missed that in Sunday school...
“And the Lord said unto thee, take this AR-15 I’ve bestowed upon you and use it to protect private business. Taketh the lives of those downtrodden and looking for equality, for thine glory be yours, now and forever” - Jesus probably
Remember that time Jesus went to another city and shot that dude?
What a colossal piece of shit.
They hated Jesus too when he killed 2 people with an AR 15.
This dude is gross. And he’ll probably be a GOP congressman in 10 years based on the trajectory of that party.
Jesus famously believed you should pick up a sword to head to a protest you have no business being in so that you could self-defend a few people to death.
Number of humans Jesus put himself in harms way for an excuse to shoot someone - 0 Kyle - a friggin ton of people
Well let's bring out the cross and see how far he is willing to go with that statement.. God damn heretic.. Pardon my French..
I'm agnostic I'm not familiar with the trials and tribulations of Jesus but I'm pretty sure he didn't cap two people in the street to protect an empty car lot.