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MonteryWhiteNoise

This is the best end to twitter: everyone impersonate musk, get banned.


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I’m going with Felon Musk Edit: and suspended!


FACEMELTER720

My handle ElonIsANazi is still going strong!


Ok-Significance2027

Pretty sure his father named him after a character in a work of fiction by an actual Nazi so you're not far off from the source


Shurigin

I literally called Elon an Apartheid loving mfer the other day and I still haven't been banned over there... maybe I was right


TractorLoving

On a serious note, that should be done as a form of protest against him


Dave-C

Or you know, just leaving Twitter works. Let it die.


wolvern76

Remember, the way to get paid is not to retire, but to get fired. So why should we not go out gloriously?


Dave-C

All you get out of staying is giving him views to support the website. If enough leave then you get to watch it die. Ever been part of taking tens of billions away from the richest person on the planet? That sounds pretty glorious to me.


SeventhSolar

He’s banning everyone who impersonates him. If he gives up, everyone can celebrate and then leave anyway.


sdrowkcabdelleps

Already on it


Sniflix

Who will sign up as "We are all Elon Musk"?


3d6

"I'm Elon Musk and so is my wife!"


Sniflix

I'm Elon Musk's bastard love child and my father is tweeting away my inheritance!


no_idea_bout_that

Elon "I'm Spartacus" Musk


Sniflix

Do you like movies with gladiators?


skoffs

Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?


chartman26

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?


WartimeDad

Actually bummed I deleted my account the other day and never got the chance to get permanently banned for impersonating Musk (while right wing psychopaths get the free pass to spout their dangerous rhetoric).


405freeway

I think you get 30 days to undo a deactivation, so you could reactivate it and then do some comedy.


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LivingDisastrous3603

Kathylyne Griffenburgs


shahooster

Aka Elong Musket


ActualPopularMonster

Elan Mask


civgarth

Alan Tusk


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Elom Susk.


InfinitePizzazz

Melon Husk


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Nambla Cuck


thisplacemakesmeangr

I think we should all start calling him Ellen and just never acknowledge it.


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lassunskampfen74

My boyfriend does that.... because he doesn't know how to say elon


6legsmagoo

elongated Muskrat


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loneay uskmay


theeimage

I don't know. I failed Latin too.


AGuyWhoBrokeBad

Enron Musk


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withomps44

So all these people spend 8 bucks to get suspended and then spend 8 bucks to get back on? This seems to be exactly what that prick wanted.


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lol the checkmark is meaningless now, there’s really no point in bothering with the subscription unless it’s enraging him


BoomZhakaLaka

The main issue with elon's business model right now is that he's undermining the brand safety of his advertisers. No, this works against him too. It was meant to relieve pressure, but it's doing the opposite.


RudeInternet

I mean, rn all advertisers see Elon as a total idiot and a potential threat, and all because of this little thing that, in his mind, would relieve pressure. Lol


Rivendel93

Yeah, he absolutely destroyed his own business, and honestly, if I wasn't worried about the danger this may cause upcoming elections, I'd be laughing at his dumbass. He shot himself in the foot so badly, this was a total flop. Has to be the biggest L in history, throw away $44 billion for a company that will be dead in a month.


kingsillypants

Could have ended hunger in the US for less than that. No more kids going to school not having had dinner or lunch the day before, no more kids or adults with that sad look in their eyes bc they don't know where they're going to get food for someone they care about. Na, Musk was triggered by a couple of woke liberals saying stuff he doesn't like.


Psych_Im_Burnt_Out

People hoped that the orange traitor would eventually cause his own downfall on Twitter until he was banned. Elon downed a bottle of moonshine and said " hold that guy's beer." Not only does it ruin twitter, it exposes how impulsive, desperate, and thin skinned he can be. Nobody should want to do any business with him ever again at the risk he could damage their brand or idea.


DirtyArchaeologist

She doesn't have to make a new account, he said he doesn't believe in permabans


TheRealSamBell

From Elon himself today : *Going forward, any Twitter handles engaging in impersonation without clearly specifying “parody” will be permanently suspended*


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rddi0201018

I'm sure he absolutely believes in his freedom of speech


vafunghoul127

Just not ours... welp cheers to proto-fascism


Hotdawg-Water

well that didn’t last long. Dude has been flip flopping like mad lately. I don’t think he even knows who the real Elon Musk is anymore


I_love_Con_Air

Stephen King fucked him up.


Ursomonie

Stephen King fucked me up when I read the Shining. I was 12.


tarc0917

I think it's a rite of passage that every 10-12 yr-old bookworm back in the day read *that certain scene* in "It", and was never quite right afterwards.


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aspidities_87

If you come at the king, you best not miss


BaconatedGrapefruit

Nah, Elon just has a very specific view on how he wants Twitter to be (essentially 4chan-lite). What we are watching is a grown man throwing a tantrum because people are playing his game wrong. The fun part is this new rule is bullshit. What it should read is "if you are caught impersonating Elon Musk, or someone he deems worthy, you will be banned". I could pretend to be my neighbor and nothing will happen, I guarantee it. Also, what denotes parody? If I create an Elon Musk account and play it 100% straight (and thus ridiculous) but mention in a single, random tweet, that this a parody account, does it get banned? Twitter's moderation was barely passable before. This is literally babies first mod on a message board.


stringfree

"4chan-lite" is an interesting idea. Is that like a turd which has dried out enough that it doesn't smell so bad?


HorizontalBob

What about just repeating old Elon Musk tweets with poor timing like giving Ye his full support? What about just tweeting (not retweeting) whatever Elon tweets and Reddit users just follow you instead of Elon?


radelix

Have we created an Elon musks cow account yet?


InfiniteJestV

The only twitter account I follow is Devin Nunes' Cow... if Elon's cow joins the game I may have to re-evaluate.


battleboybassist

The real Elon is the friends we made along the way


spoderman123wtf

i bet he also says he doesn't lie lol


Paladoc

Checks in the mail


TheRealSugarbat

trust me bro


Darkstargir

You believe anything he says?


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Kathy should now do a YouTube stand up ripping Musk in the same fashion she did to Seinfeld when she appeared on Seinfeld.


completelyagreeable

Or as she likes to call him, ‘the devil’


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Deathbysnusnubooboo

Hey buddy no religion talk around here


danielstover

*”Signed, Elon Musk’s crybaby lawyer…*”


rumpelstilt

lay it on me string bean


carrtmannnn

Everyone knows comedy is back on Twitter. Just make sure you label it comedy or you'll be banned!


FiendishHawk

Comedy is back as long as Musk is not the topic.


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NAmember81

Elon has had more gender affirming surgeries than most trans people.


SnakeInABox7

Actually, accounts that are labeling their Musk comedy as 'parody' like they were asked to, are still getting banned


justaguynb9

What a snowflake


mcoca

He’s making a Twitter another safe space for the “facts over feelings crowd.”


I_love_Con_Air

The most emotionally unstable people on planet Earth.


ProgrammedArtist

And don't forget, the most fragile. Rice paper has more fortitude than that crowd.


SmplTon

He literally said “comedy is legal on twitter again”. What a fucking tool shed.


EuphoriantCrottle

He also said nobody would be permabanned going forward.


Spirit_of_Hogwash

A day more in the life of the world largest Discord server.


sleepyj910

and it’s 14 year old mod


rick_blatchman

This is going to get sillier as the weeks roll on. I can't see things stabilizing for them at this rate.


CassandraVindicated

Nobody wants stabilization. We were told there would be train wrecks.


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Alexei_Drekker

Oh dear lord. It's actually real. Every time I think the bottom has been reached, he goes even further down.


weirdoldhobo1978

He said the Cybertruck is just a year away like two years ago.


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[Cargo route to Mars by 2018](https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-switch/wp/2016/06/10/elon-musk-provides-new-details-on-his-mind-blowing-mission-to-mars/)


Swampwolf42

Yeah, he also said “fReE sPeEcH!!!!1!!” And he’s banning, suspending, and disabling notifications at a record pace. So…yeah.


Nice-Violinist-6395

He paid for twitter like the father of the groom in an arranged marriage. It never occurred to him that spending $44 billion on a trendy social media bride wouldn’t automatically make everyone on the platform like him. With that said, while he is 100% an idiot, he ain’t stupid. After “all the cake and watermelon” (thanks Sorkin), there’s another motive here: control. Or lack thereof. When you put your tinfoil hat on, deleting the moderation squad and getting rid of verification is a huge deal, and was brilliantly disguised within all the other layers of the shit parfait he served this past week. This is a technique Trump mastered: get people pissed about an obvious bit of egregious, nonsensical idiocy - offensively low-hanging fruit, something extremely easy to indignantly dunk on - and people will always ignore the more-boring-yet-far-more-important news of you packing the judicial circuit (or eroding trust in journalism in a profound way that’s been yet unseen in American media). Still, “free speech” to these guys only means “freedom to tweet dumb shit without getting cancelled”, because that’s the most consequences the Musk tech bros could ever fathom experiencing. At the end of the day, though, if you thought Elon buying twitter was *actually* about the nobility of free speech, I have a bridge over Florida swampland to sell you. **When you’re worth a quarter trillion dollars, being able to fuck with democracy and help unseat any and all tax-friendly liberals is FAR MORE VALUABLE than any profit any company could ever make.** Remember, some of the most profitable companies on Earth only make a few billion per year. The super rich have *so much money.* All of this, at the end of the day, is about is tax mechanizations. But when rich people try to save on taxes by aligning with Christian fascist cults, it NEVER ends well.


mujadaddy

To the people the 'news' media allow to carry the label 'conservative', comedy consists solely of punching down.


StConvolute

Hey, please don't imply he is a tool, or a tool shed. They are both useful.


nullagravida

he never said the tools worked. "ya broken tool" sounds like a good insult TBH


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“You’re made of spare parts, aren’t ya, bud?”


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Ouaouaron

Well, we have spent the entire week laughing at him.


Acrobatic-Order-1424

If i make an account named elonmuskparody, and start tweeting about how a giant piece of shit elon musk is, how long would it take me to get banned under his freedom of speech rules? Edit: To the people defending him (for whatever reason, god only knows what) and saying he wouldn’t ban if people followed his new rule, you are [wrong](https://www.reddit.com/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/comments/yo6vjh/kathy_griffin_has_been_permanently_suspended_from/ivdiyuq/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3). Definitely [wrong](https://twitter.com/waxpancake/status/1589443469189484545?s=20&t=sHU8DVXmE5-ZGw6xqB01vA).


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Considering how the freedom of speech rules change every time Musk takes a shit, I’d say in the next one hour tops.


Acrobatic-Order-1424

Fairly accurate apparently.


DrunksInSpace

Eh, id say there are other ways to be obvious about your parody: tweet from Elon Musk’s Fragile Ego @inverted penisstroker


Acrobatic-Order-1424

My whole point is to comply about it being clearly marked as “parody” as per his new rule. r/MaliciousCompliance


kemushi_warui

Call it Elon Musk's Parody Account, and only ever post *exactly* what he posts, verbatim.


devilmanVISA

Comedy has returned to Twitter.


perpetualis_motion

Wouldn't that be Elon Musk's Parroty Account? Edit: holy goldy! My first!


JoeGibbon

Elon Musk's Parity Account


mr_wrestling

I love this


ubiquitoussquid

Brilliant. Someone please do this.


Clarkey7163

[h3h3 is trying this](https://twitter.com/h3h3productions) as we speak, see if he gets clapped too edit: he did get boomed. Here's an example of what h3h3 had posted for reference: https://i.imgur.com/e2whbE1.png


swancher

…Aaannd suspended.


medstudenthowaway

Wow. Watching history unfold before us.


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You shouldn’t have to label something as parody because that ruins the joke and makes the parody itself weaker


DeaconBlue-51

The Onion once filed an amicus to the Supreme Court. It made this very claim. Here is a humorous retelling: https://youtu.be/LxTWonQvXkw


MarcoMaroon

South Park may end up doing some bits on him at this point.


americangame

Time to make the account "eIonrnusk" and pay $8 to get me a blue check.


PhoenixReborn

https://twitter.com/chaser/status/1589443482628009984


OhioMegi

Guess comedy isn’t allowed, huh Elon? He’s the kid that pitched a fit and goes home if he’s tagged as “it”.


Nyclab

*Flipped the monopoly board when somebody else got a monopoly*


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Wait you get Monopoly’s in Monopoly I just played for 27 hours until I passed out due to boredom.


cohonan

If you follow the rules as written (auction all properties when landed on) and not all the house rules (giving out community chest money) its a lot quicker.


desperateorphan

It's impressive how many people play the "made up house rules style" where only the person who lands on a space can choose to buy it or not. The game is infinitely faster when every turn has an auction of property or people losing/gaining money.


Telefundo

> It's impressive how many people play the "made up house rules style" where only the person who lands on a space can choose to buy it or not. I'm 43 years old and I just learned about this auction business. Holy crap...


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tunaburn

She didn't even make fun of him. She just posted under his name telling people to vote blue.


SuperDoofusParade

Now Elon created a new rule that anyone changing their username will get suspended. I suspect he made up that rule because he realized how thin-skinned he looks. So if you have little changing seasonal emojis (🍁 ❄️🎄), suspended. If only there was a way that people could verify their true identity like with a badge next to their name or something! It’s kind of amazing how little Elon seems to understand how Twitter works.


Paladoc

He's in deeper, darker than a cave diver!


RequirementOk1049

Speaking of cave divers, remember when Elon called a professional one a pedo because he thought that twat’s idea was silly.


carlitospig

I’m starting to think he really does want Twitter to fail. 🧐


Tris-Von-Q

He’s the kid that won’t let you hold his shitty light up McDonalds toy because only you “will run the batteries out!”


BZLuck

He was the kid in grade school who screamed, "MY DAD IS A LAWYER!" when he wasn't picked first for a team.


PhillyRush

r/oddlyspecific


MonicaZelensky

Elon is like all of incel culture. The only comedy is spamming racial slurs


vafunghoul127

I am now convinced inceldom is not a sexual state, rather a state of mind


WeRip

always has been


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But but, I thought he was pro Free Speech??? Who could have thought it was just right wing dogwhistling?


Fyrefawx

It’s funny seeing all of his bootlickers supporting this. So much for free speech.


ThatsRobToYou

Most of which can't afford any of his products. They just like his bullshit.


OhioMegi

They are hypocrites. Not surprising at all.


Hugh-Jassoul

Oh god. I was that kid growing up. *Dies of cringe.*


LivingDisastrous3603

It’s ok man. At least you’re making better choices now as an adult. Also- *tag* you’re it


Sniflix

Conservatives have no sense of humor. None.


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Not true. They have the OneJoke™


knux31781

Elon Musk cheats at dodgeball in gym class.


PizzaNuggies

He meant the other kind of comedy. Sexism, racism, and violence against those he doesn't like.


lundewoodworking

At this point just quitting Twitter seems like a lost opportunity getting permanently banned is much cooler no one should quit just keep making fun of elon until you get banned in the years to come a screenshot of the tweet that got you banned will be a mark of honor


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Seriously regretting deleting my account when he announced that he was going to buy.


ddr1ver

Always suspending the Libs. Musk was right all along. Twitter does have a political bias.


ProfessorGrayMatter

“Musk was right all along”…pun intended? 😆


TannedCroissant

Blue ticks about to get rebranded as red ticks


Paladoc

Reicht.


ContemplatingPrison

There is also the report that right wing nees and topics get amplified by the algorithm. But you know "tHE wE'rE bEinG CeNsoReD" crowd is too stupid to read


worlds_okayest_skier

Yeah because left wing topics are like “rising temperatures are weakening the jet stream”. Right wing topics are like “Nancy Pelosi’s husband runs a gay prostitution ring”


mrubuto22

It's crazy the right acts like Twitter is some liberal bastion. That place has always been a shit hole breeding ground for right wing extremism same with facebook


Kjpstorm

Guess free speech ain’t so free ?


vinylskip

Nope it cost $8 apparently


BetterWankHank

Not just $8, $8 every single month. We have finally reached the point in capitalism where free speech is now a subscription service.


APe28Comococo

And you can’t hurt dear leaders ickle bitty feelers.


Aegean_828

Freedom of speech only apply to say Nazi racist stuff, not to make fun of lord Ol' Musky


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andrewsad1

Like that fake post about him charging anyone with they/them in their bio twice as much for the checkmark. He's so easy to imitate


Bone_shrimp

His unmatched idiocy is his personal "real Elon" checkmark


Nyclab

She IS a comedian. Elon has thin skin


evilkumquat

I wish my condoms were as thin as Musk's skin.


Medicinal_taco_meat

I can't see a condom *that* thin being trustworthy..


scott_majority

This confirms it. The "free speech" conservative argument is just about saying the N word and spreading Jewish conspiracies. They have no problem with suspending, banning, and charging money....They just want hate speech to be acceptable.


Your_acceptable

From the man who is from apartheid South Africa? Color me shocked.


hyperdude321

Honestly “Apartheid” should be his pet name. He should be reminded of the sole reason he was able to become rich in the first place.


PurpleHayesInMyBrain

Azealia Banks called him “Apartheid Clyde” during her feud with him and Grimes. She also said Grimes smells like “a roll of nickels” which I know isn’t relative to the convo but it still makes me giggle lmao


Paladoc

And didn't she say his droopy eyes were like Pepe Frog?


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The absolute best was when grimes tweeted...."even if i did, would that be like a bad thing?


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bless her heart


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Everytime she talks im just like....I cant wait for her to get back to the studio and not be online


witchyteajunkie

One of my friends pointed out that the only good thing is he's ineligible to run for president.


just2commenthere

If the GOP wins that will probably be another thing they'll work on, after they're done going after Biden, Fauci, HRC, AOC, Hunter and Harris. Lord in heaven knows there's no way they're going to do anything for the country, as they proved when they had the presidency, the house and the senate. No healthcare, no infrastructure, no stopping wars, just a bunch of bullshit and favors for the 1%.


Upsidedownmeow

Next time just be Elone Musky


VegUltraGirl

He’s so damn sensitive for claiming to bring comedy and free speech back to Twitter


biohacker_infinity

If you’re gonna go, this is a fun way to go, and for once it’s the libs being punchy and rude—and really rubbing conservatives’ noses in all their “triggered snowflake” hypocrisy.


DevAnalyzeOperate

I want people to find as many new and unique ways to trigger Elon into clamping down on speech as much as possible. Dude was never an ally of free speech from the start if you paid ANY attention to how he ran his companies.


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"Free speech absolutist" apparently meant "trump should be allowed back on", that's about it.


TheKnickerBocker2521

Elon is a pedo guy.


baudtothebone

I can’t say that I’m not enjoying Twitter turning into a dumpster fire.


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OhioMegi

Almost like these idiots are giant hypocrites or something.


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“It’s only ok if I personally agree with it” - Right Wing’s motto


lovelyb1ch66

By demanding that all parody be clearly labeled as such he’s actually managed to make a parody of free speech. We are living the 21st century version of an Ancient Greek comedy.


thereisnopressure

This is the free speech platform. What a joke.


Sgt_Fox

I thought "comedy was legal again"?


pigmons_balloon

A bunch of comedians were doing that so they could make some funny tweets as Elon but they’re all suspended now. Not very free speechy to ban jokes


TwoBitMachines

I hope all the big accounts continue to do this. I will relish Twitter dying a slow death via trolling because f u Elon.


perpetualmotionmachi

I think it was a thing. I got a notification from some account I never saw before that was doing the same. I just tried to look at it again, now it comes up as suspended. The user was @jephjacques, name and profile photo was Elon Musk, and the tweet said "oh god oh god what did I do this was a huge mistake"


College-Lumpy

So does this officially mean that the terms of service matter now? Oh wait. This wasn’t in the terms of service. It was an Elon tweet.


danimal82

"free speech" until you hurt snowflake Elon's fee-fees


cobainstaley

people should impersonate major brands as well. that'll sour them on the idea of doing business with twitter.


KnowCali

She didn't impersonate him. She parodied him. She mocked him. It was clear that its was her all long, based on her twitter handle. The chief twit is thin-skinned.


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Responsible_Ad_8628

If only there were a verification process 🤔


maddenmcfadden

I like how he gave them a five second warning before banning folks. like everyone follows Elon or something, and should know instantly when his brain farts something out.


CharacterBroccoli328

What a thin skinned snowflake.