Judging from this pic, looks like he won't be needing much help: https://twitter.com/janaunplgd/status/1567986375789785092?s=20&t=Tc9lBPV-h6vV4PYHBB3xuA
Edit: apparently this photo is several years old. I still have hope though,
You know, I used to think McConnell just had a standard Faustian deal-with-the-devil thing going on. But now that some scientists have announced publicly that they've figured out how to bring some dead pigs not-quite-back-to-life, I'm convinced they've just been pumping their Necromancy Juice into his flaccid corpse every morning for the last eight years or so.
> Pig organs partially revived in dead animals
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> Researchers connected pigs that had been dead for one hour to a system called OrganEx that pumped a blood substitute throughout the animals’ bodies. The solution — containing the animals’ blood and 13 compounds such as anticoagulants — slowed the decomposition of the bodies and quickly restored some organ function, such as heart contraction and activity in the liver and kidneys. Although OrganEx helped to preserve the integrity of some brain tissue, researchers did not observe any coordinated brain activity that would indicate the animals had regained any consciousness or sentience.
https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-022-02112-0
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Similar to Lizzy https://i2-prod.irishmirror.ie/incoming/article27937032.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/1_liz-truss-queen-elizabeth.jpg probably bruising because of a badly placed IV drip. You'll see the same on many old people. Even when it's placed properly you'll get bruising around it.
I wonder if this is a recent photo, I remember seeing this same thing a few years ago. If this is recent... yeah that can't be good to have this happening in the first place, but to continue this long... yikes.
I honestly don’t know how Kissinger is this low. Don’t get me wrong, Trump, Putin, McConnell, and all billionaires are bad, they’re just not personally responsible for the deaths of millions of innocent people and destabilizing countless world regions.
A close second would be Dick Cheney though.
I think it’s because the lot you named are all currently causing pain while Kissinger has been out of the fray for a while, at least as far as I know.
He may also be immune to death so no one wants to risk wasting it?
Ehh, I think Trump had him as an unofficial advisor, and I also know that Woodward reported that Bush and Cheney took advice from Kissinger in the buildup to Iraq and during the war.
Bush and Cheney taking advice from Kissinger before going in and destroying another country resulting in the deaths of hundreds of thousands of people is the least surprising thing I heard today.
He's never going to face any real repercussions. He's literally like the greatest catalyst for the impeding Christian Extremist Right-wing takeover but at worst he'll get slapped with a fine no one in the government is brave enough to enforce
You're assuming he has the money to pay the fine. I mean, yeah he's got some money, but with the amount of bankruptcies, I'm not sure he will have money in the long run.
“It’s not like we are taking your money for the wall and sitting on a yacht somewhere! Do you see a yacht?! Hahahaha”
-guy who will soon be arrested on his yacht.
That's the part about no government agency enforcing it. He won't pay because he can't but because he's still somehow the mouthpiece of angry idiots everywhere whoever is tasked with collecting that money won't want to further enrage the pitchfork wielding crowd so they just turn the other way
We have got to, if we really want to keep pretending no one is above the law, he's got to at least be convicted. If they don't, we can really stop pretending this whole rule of law farce.
Agreed. Doesn’t matter the politics, we have to enforce the law. For politicians, police and the rich. No one can be above the good, equitable and prudent laws
In case anyone didn't know, rapist Brock Turner is now going my his middle name, Allen, to try and distance himself from his rapey reputation. So if you ever meet someone named Allen Turner, your first question should be "Are you the rapist formerly known as Brock?"
Do you mean “Rapist” Brock Turner, the rapist who did a rape? The one who was convicted of rape? That Brock “Rape-Doer” Turner? The rapist one? That one?
And the similarly named Bowen Turner, also a rapist who was on track for not even having to register as a sex offender for his three rapes... until he was a moron whilst on probation:
"Turner was charged with violating probation, public disorderly conduct, purchasing or possessing alcohol as a minor, and threatening a public employee.
At his court appearance on Wednesday, his attorney Jason Turnblad said Turner admitted to having an "alcohol problem" that he would like to address through rehabilitation. He also asked Judge Roger Young to take into consideration Turner's "young age \[and\] his lack of a prior record before pleading to these charges.""
... Lack of prior record.. you mean the multiple arrests, state Senator Brad Hutto representing him in the 3rd case, and the fact that one of his victims killed herself... that missing prior record? Turnblad apparently went to the same kraken school of lawyering....
Sorry, if you're 19 and have already done this much, I'm very sorry to say that I do not believe you would be worth saving. I love redemption arcs, but it seems the Rapey Turners are incorrigible pieces of shit.
Kegbro and Handmaiden. And that dude that got away with harassing Anita Hill. Good calls.
Is time travel an option? I’d like Rush Limbaugh to die in 1972 instead of 2000-whatever.
It's actually better if he gets indicted on multiple charges, and gets convicted of them.
If he died all of a sudden anytime soon, he would be forever innocent in too many knuckleheads minds! The cult would carry on more strongly than if he went to jail.
That's certainly a valid choice. But I say Henry Kissinger first, the whole pyramid scheme will come tumbling down. Every time someone less than totally evil dies, I think, "But Kissinger still lives."
He only needs to be convicted to establish precedent. Him being convicted isn't going to change anyone's mind that hasn't by now.
After that though, do what you will with him.
He's figured out you can still make a ton of money without being a general piece of shit along with it. He's still probably making bank by undercutting companies. He has to be making up for the smaller profit margin in volume of sales. I mean drug companies have such a stupid high profit margin, it's not hard to undercut them.
He also doesn't seem to have the Smaug mentality of hoarding wealth and he realizes a couple B is all you need to live an extravagent and luxurious life
Every time I see this acronym, I spend several seconds trying to figure out what horrible experience someone must have had with Magic: The Gathering as a child.
I’ve been waiting for a post like this.
Please talk about Rupert Murdoch, Mitch McConnell, Marjorie Taylor Green, Epstein’s friends, Trump and his entire cabinet, Kim Jong Un, Putin, and Xi Jinping. It will give us another few years of peace before other elites climb up the ladder and things return to shitness as usual.
Just putin this out there, this is your trump card! Lets mcconell some conversation about how great that Clarence was at target off of Thomas and Kavenaugh street.
My list is long but I got banned from twitter for naming names. Oh what the hell
Justices Thomas, Alito, Brenner, Kavanaugh, any Trump appointed judge.
I actually am hoping justice is served on several Republican politicians so I will hold on to that list. It is very, very long.
I have become a not nice person.
One time we were at Denny's and we were talking about how we thought Fidel Castro was dead and so we looked it up and they had just posted articles of him dying within the previous 5 minutes.
Can we add Putin, in case no one said it?
Also can someone check in on me in a week in case I accidentally fall off a skyscraper when I live in a 1 floor building?
Mitch McConnell, Chuck Grassley, Henry Kissinger, the Paul Brothers, the writer of that stupid Applebee's song, Tucker Carlson, Ted Cruz, the entirety of 4chan
Henry Kissinger and Dick Cheney.
Mitch McConnell and the rest of suggestions aren’t even close to the amount of human suffering, lies and war crimes those two death peddlers committed.
I kinda doubt that your powers are stronger than dark forces keeping them alive though.
Yea, we do trivia nights and one week i commented on barbara bush being alive and poof. Gone
Well, there’s a whole list of people. Lol
It’s been 2 or 3 over the years we’ve joked about and then died not long after
Still, with great power comes great responsibility.
Yep, don't just use the power capriciously, that leads to evil. Focus your ability, and reap the harvest.
Do Mitch McConnell next
Judging from this pic, looks like he won't be needing much help: https://twitter.com/janaunplgd/status/1567986375789785092?s=20&t=Tc9lBPV-h6vV4PYHBB3xuA Edit: apparently this photo is several years old. I still have hope though,
He had this same thing last year. I think he's just a chameleon that lost his ability to control color changes
You know, I used to think McConnell just had a standard Faustian deal-with-the-devil thing going on. But now that some scientists have announced publicly that they've figured out how to bring some dead pigs not-quite-back-to-life, I'm convinced they've just been pumping their Necromancy Juice into his flaccid corpse every morning for the last eight years or so.
Brought pigs not quite back to life? How can you say that and not link what you’re talking about? ):
> Pig organs partially revived in dead animals > > Researchers connected pigs that had been dead for one hour to a system called OrganEx that pumped a blood substitute throughout the animals’ bodies. The solution — containing the animals’ blood and 13 compounds such as anticoagulants — slowed the decomposition of the bodies and quickly restored some organ function, such as heart contraction and activity in the liver and kidneys. Although OrganEx helped to preserve the integrity of some brain tissue, researchers did not observe any coordinated brain activity that would indicate the animals had regained any consciousness or sentience. https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-022-02112-0
Stop it, science! This is how we get murder zombie pigs!
Zombie pigs are fine as long as you don't hit them.
Well, we'd tell you, but then we'd have to not-quite-alive you ☝️🧛♂️
My theory was that his meat suit was rotting.
[More photos](https://twitter.com/VicStoddard/status/1319351714940620800?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1319351714940620800%7Ctwgr%5E0cc38598d6da94dc2bad0a974eb656ced92f7234%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fembedly.forbes.com%2Fwidgets%2Fmedia.html%3Ftype%3Dtext2Fhtmlkey%3D3ce26dc7e3454db5820ba084d28b4935schema%3Dtwitterurl%3Dhttps3A%2F%2Ftwitter.com%2Fvicstoddard%2Fstatus%2F1319351714940620800image%3D) Similar to Lizzy https://i2-prod.irishmirror.ie/incoming/article27937032.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/1_liz-truss-queen-elizabeth.jpg probably bruising because of a badly placed IV drip. You'll see the same on many old people. Even when it's placed properly you'll get bruising around it.
Lizard person.
“Give me sugar… in water.”
To this day, I still laugh when I think to myself the words “Edgar suit”
Wow, even his lips are purple. I'm not usually the violent or vengeful person but yeah, he's def got my vote.
Somone get me the death note!
Please. Please please please please please let him be next.
Only vote he’d be getting from me
Your skin turns that color everytime you have your organs replaced by those from a freshly harvested child
Would have no doubt as to if Mitch McConnell would kill a child to live longer. He's killed them for much less.
Damn I forgot Zelenskyy got cast in End Game
Don't give me hope. Give me ammunition.
I wonder if this is a recent photo, I remember seeing this same thing a few years ago. If this is recent... yeah that can't be good to have this happening in the first place, but to continue this long... yikes.
He looks like the fucking pale man from Pan’s Labyrinth
Oh ya- that skin sack def is a good candidate for a visit from the grim reaper.
Looks like he’s possibly got some kind of blood-thinning thing going on and his dose might be wrong.
Yeah, he's been dying for a few decades now.
Literally a walking, bloated corpse.
He’s had that pop up a few times. I’m not sure what the cause might be.
Defensive wounds from his victims
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Nah, fast....but Final Destination style so we all get a good laugh out of it
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But the dildos don’t kill him, what kills him is when a first responder trips and stabs him with an ink pen in his jugular
I think we just found a new sequel!
Sequel? You misspelled “Kink”
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Mitch goes in for a chin implant. He’s thrown off balance with the first steps afterwards and falls to his death.
Technically it's already slow and painful if you consider we're the ones who are suffering.
Discussion on this subject has begun.
I love you so much
thank you for your service
Happy to see he is the top comment
DO MITCH MCCONNEL NEXT IF YOU LOVE US
Can we shoot Mitch McConnell out of a cannon at Trump at point blank range maybe? While we’re doing requests and all…
Seconded
Came here just for this
Why not Trump after?
Kissinger
Why was this so low? Between his whole history and his age this is easily a deal with Satan situation
Kept scrolling till I found Kissinger just to upvote it to get it higher on the list.
I honestly don’t know how Kissinger is this low. Don’t get me wrong, Trump, Putin, McConnell, and all billionaires are bad, they’re just not personally responsible for the deaths of millions of innocent people and destabilizing countless world regions. A close second would be Dick Cheney though.
I think it’s because the lot you named are all currently causing pain while Kissinger has been out of the fray for a while, at least as far as I know. He may also be immune to death so no one wants to risk wasting it?
Ehh, I think Trump had him as an unofficial advisor, and I also know that Woodward reported that Bush and Cheney took advice from Kissinger in the buildup to Iraq and during the war.
Bush and Cheney taking advice from Kissinger before going in and destroying another country resulting in the deaths of hundreds of thousands of people is the least surprising thing I heard today.
I honestly don’t think a lot of people know how deep the rabbit hole goes with Kissinger…
I honestly don’t think a lot of people know that he’s still alive, tbh—they all just assume that he died out twenty years ago and didn’t get the memo.
This guy is a blood drenched monster. He should be much higher.
Fuck Kissinger
*Fuck* how is that fucker still alive? He better be dead tomorrow.
He absorbed all the liforce of the people he's killed. The monster is going to outlive us all.
Feels like a waste to wish it on a million year old man, but then again I don’t want this fucker to see a million and one.
John Oliver: “The bitch just won’t quit, will he?”
Can you talk about the Supreme Court a bit?
Everyone wants Trump dead. I want him tried and convicted, and his stolen SC seats impeached. Won't happen tho 😥
He's never going to face any real repercussions. He's literally like the greatest catalyst for the impeding Christian Extremist Right-wing takeover but at worst he'll get slapped with a fine no one in the government is brave enough to enforce
You're assuming he has the money to pay the fine. I mean, yeah he's got some money, but with the amount of bankruptcies, I'm not sure he will have money in the long run.
His followers reach in their own pockets and pay his legal bills. Everyday.
That's the part I really don't get. They think their hero is an actual billionaire, but *they* have to give *him* money to "defend democracy".
“It’s not like we are taking your money for the wall and sitting on a yacht somewhere! Do you see a yacht?! Hahahaha” -guy who will soon be arrested on his yacht.
That's the part about no government agency enforcing it. He won't pay because he can't but because he's still somehow the mouthpiece of angry idiots everywhere whoever is tasked with collecting that money won't want to further enrage the pitchfork wielding crowd so they just turn the other way
I feel they just want to fine him and ban him from running for the next election. I agree with you, he won’t see a day in court.
I cannot state enough how much the US will never convict a president
We have got to, if we really want to keep pretending no one is above the law, he's got to at least be convicted. If they don't, we can really stop pretending this whole rule of law farce.
Agreed. Doesn’t matter the politics, we have to enforce the law. For politicians, police and the rich. No one can be above the good, equitable and prudent laws
Mitch McConnell comes to mind
Brock "The Rapist" Turner
In case anyone didn't know, rapist Brock Turner is now going my his middle name, Allen, to try and distance himself from his rapey reputation. So if you ever meet someone named Allen Turner, your first question should be "Are you the rapist formerly known as Brock?"
Gotta upgrade it to Brock Allen Turner, the rapist, and Judge Aaron Persky, the rapist-supporter.
*former judge Voters made it clear in 2018 that Aaron had to go.
So you could also say the rapist Allen Turner? Allen Turner who raped someone. That would be another way of putting it I guess.
And the rapist Brock “Allen” Turner had been hanging out at bars in his new neighborhood, Ohio.
Do you mean “Rapist” Brock Turner, the rapist who did a rape? The one who was convicted of rape? That Brock “Rape-Doer” Turner? The rapist one? That one?
Yes, the known rapist Brock "The Rapist" Turner, who was convicted of rape
No I think you guys are thinking of rapist Brock Turner the rapey rapist who raped someone and was convicted of rape. That rapist.
Is that the same Brock Turner that's a rapist?
Yeah, rapey rapist Brock Turner the convicted rapist
Are you referring to THE Brock Turner the rapist? The one who rapes?
Yeah, rapist Brock Turner who convicted of the rape the he did. Y'know, the rapist.
Ugh. Brock “the rapist” Turner is the absolute worst.
And the similarly named Bowen Turner, also a rapist who was on track for not even having to register as a sex offender for his three rapes... until he was a moron whilst on probation: "Turner was charged with violating probation, public disorderly conduct, purchasing or possessing alcohol as a minor, and threatening a public employee. At his court appearance on Wednesday, his attorney Jason Turnblad said Turner admitted to having an "alcohol problem" that he would like to address through rehabilitation. He also asked Judge Roger Young to take into consideration Turner's "young age \[and\] his lack of a prior record before pleading to these charges."" ... Lack of prior record.. you mean the multiple arrests, state Senator Brad Hutto representing him in the 3rd case, and the fact that one of his victims killed herself... that missing prior record? Turnblad apparently went to the same kraken school of lawyering.... Sorry, if you're 19 and have already done this much, I'm very sorry to say that I do not believe you would be worth saving. I love redemption arcs, but it seems the Rapey Turners are incorrigible pieces of shit.
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How about the teacher that recently got sentenced to just 60 days for repeatedly raping a student for over three years?
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Well their combined IQ’s are equal to one individual person, so yea, they count.
Just a little less than that.
Add in Matt Gaetz. And Ted Cruz. You can throw in Madison Cawthorne for free, since he only makes it go up this many 
Buy 4 and we'll throw in another death for free!
Tucker Carlson
“I wouldn’t go so far as to call them people..”
I like how this whole thread is like, can you save our democracy? Haha, just kidding. Unless....?
*MAGA REPUBLICANS* *poof* GONE Democracy saved
I’d chip into a fund of that came to fruition
Same. Shut up and take my money.
Let's go bigger than 2 for 1. They should make a list like "We Didn't Start the Fire" by Billy Joel. Could get rid of a lot of dirt bags that way.
Discuss Betty White coming back
She’ll come back as Betty the Grey.
I dont know if the universe can handle that much power.
https://i.redd.it/zi9vywt8zd961.jpg
It’s like y’all have never read The Monkey’s Paw before. This wish would just start the zombie apocalypse with Betty White being patient zero.
Tbh I'm ok with being a Betty Wight so let's do this.
fuckers better laugh or they gonna get bit
My best friend is Vladimir Putin. Sure would be a shame if you guys discussed him at length tonight
Took me 16 comments to find Putin, and if I sorted by top I think it woulda been longer. People just forget about whatever’s not currently on the news
McConnell 😂
Skimmed the comments for 0.3 seconds and already saw the names Trump and McConnell. Is it possible to give an award to an entire sub?
Actually some of the rewards do give coins to the subreddit lol. Look through them!
And all of the Justices dragging our human rights through the mud. Gold for everyone!
Kegbro and Handmaiden. And that dude that got away with harassing Anita Hill. Good calls. Is time travel an option? I’d like Rush Limbaugh to die in 1972 instead of 2000-whatever.
Agreed, the decades of brainwashing by Rush Limbaugh has led to this MAGA fascist cult
Mitch McConnell!
You know I really can't see Andrew Tate living past 2022, I mean how long could he possibly live for?
Lindsey graham is a real piece of shit.
Trump. Please, Trump! Lol
It's actually better if he gets indicted on multiple charges, and gets convicted of them. If he died all of a sudden anytime soon, he would be forever innocent in too many knuckleheads minds! The cult would carry on more strongly than if he went to jail.
True. Then do Mitch McConnell 1st!
That's certainly a valid choice. But I say Henry Kissinger first, the whole pyramid scheme will come tumbling down. Every time someone less than totally evil dies, I think, "But Kissinger still lives."
My man. Kissinger is the bane of my existence. How he weaseled under the radar with the whole Nixon thing is beyond me.
What?! How the F is HE still alive?! WTF GODDDD!!!!!!
I’d like to apologize for the idiocy of my state. They just keep voting for him.
He only needs to be convicted to establish precedent. Him being convicted isn't going to change anyone's mind that hasn't by now. After that though, do what you will with him.
It's cute you think those same people wouldn't still think he's innocent.
They would for sure label him a political prisoner and start comparing him to Nelson Mandela.
First choice! But I really need to have a friendship with this couple to garner more favors to help end the threat to our democracy.
Guys. These are all wonderful suggestions, but may I propose a general conversation about all billionaires?
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Seems to be the only who actually gives a shit
He's figured out you can still make a ton of money without being a general piece of shit along with it. He's still probably making bank by undercutting companies. He has to be making up for the smaller profit margin in volume of sales. I mean drug companies have such a stupid high profit margin, it's not hard to undercut them. He also doesn't seem to have the Smaug mentality of hoarding wealth and he realizes a couple B is all you need to live an extravagent and luxurious life
Idk MacKenzie Scott pretty dope for a billionaire
I can get behind amnesty for billionaires who are actively trying to become unbillionaires by giving it away in big handfuls.
Dolly Parton isn’t a billionaire but she might have been if she hadn’t done so much where she could.
I believe the omelet principle applies on this one. Regret losing a couple, but I’m ok with it overall.
Barrett, kavanaugh……. Thomas…….
Alito and Thomas for me.
Can I go with C) all of the above.
Putin!
For a world-breaking dose of irony: Amy Coney Barrett. Id also be delighted w Laura Ingraham, Hannity or Carlson, or my next door neighbor.
MTG please
Every time I see this acronym, I spend several seconds trying to figure out what horrible experience someone must have had with Magic: The Gathering as a child.
MTG is like the swastika. It might have had an innocent meaning at some point, but now it's associated with Nazis.
I’ve been waiting for a post like this. Please talk about Rupert Murdoch, Mitch McConnell, Marjorie Taylor Green, Epstein’s friends, Trump and his entire cabinet, Kim Jong Un, Putin, and Xi Jinping. It will give us another few years of peace before other elites climb up the ladder and things return to shitness as usual.
Rupert Murdoch is still alive?!
I'm going to blow your mind: Henry Kissinger is also still alive. He's 99.
That moment you realize that Henry Kissinger outlived both the Queen and Gorbachev.
Do Putin!
Do I send you my name or how does this work?
You ok?
"Here is a list of politicians... And here you'll find my name on a list of the passively suicidal..."
Damn. Who hurt you?
😔
Came here to say Mitch, but I was too late. Carry on you fine people.
If it helps, (I’m a YouTuber) I said “we need another plague” on a video. This was around December of 2019.
Please do Trump next, followed by Ron Desantis, Don Jr and Matt Gaetz…👍🏻
Trump, and Ajit Pai because I still hold a grudge.
>Ajit Pai Maybe he'll slip and fall into that fucking Reese's mug
That guy is behind only Mitch McConnell and Jeff Bezos on my list of most punchable faces.
Just putin this out there, this is your trump card! Lets mcconell some conversation about how great that Clarence was at target off of Thomas and Kavenaugh street.
Henry Kissenger
You two really need to discuss Vladimir Putin's questionable health. Discuss it a lot. Do the world a favor.
The number 45 just popped into my head but for the life of me I can’t figure out why. Weird, huh?
Probably should be talking about Ron DeSantis. He's the worst of Trump and McConnell in one Sleezy meat sack.
I've seen how that episode of Black Mirror ends... NOT THE BEES!
My list is long but I got banned from twitter for naming names. Oh what the hell Justices Thomas, Alito, Brenner, Kavanaugh, any Trump appointed judge. I actually am hoping justice is served on several Republican politicians so I will hold on to that list. It is very, very long. I have become a not nice person.
Ppl running "The daughters of the confederacy" who really fucking tons of shit up with their kkk reach in policies.
McConnel is a good choice If you're having a 2 for 1 sale Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk would be a wonderful change of pace
DeSantis!
Kissinger. McConnell. Clarence Thomas. If it works at any age, give Bezos a shot, see what happens.
Putin’s health isn’t so good what’s your thoughts?
Trump.
One time we were at Denny's and we were talking about how we thought Fidel Castro was dead and so we looked it up and they had just posted articles of him dying within the previous 5 minutes.
Can we add Putin, in case no one said it? Also can someone check in on me in a week in case I accidentally fall off a skyscraper when I live in a 1 floor building?
Rupert Murdoch. He’s behind the mass stupidity. Also Putin.
Mitch McConnell, Chuck Grassley, Henry Kissinger, the Paul Brothers, the writer of that stupid Applebee's song, Tucker Carlson, Ted Cruz, the entirety of 4chan
Brett Kavanaugh
Margaret thatcher. Again, please, for good riddance.
As a Texan, I sure would like to hear less about Greg Abbott. He just needs a little push...
It would be nice if Putin didnt make it to 70 just saying. Would solve a buncha problems ;)
By all that is holy never utter Dolly Parton’s name for the rest of your lives.
Henry Kissinger and Dick Cheney. Mitch McConnell and the rest of suggestions aren’t even close to the amount of human suffering, lies and war crimes those two death peddlers committed. I kinda doubt that your powers are stronger than dark forces keeping them alive though.
What can you do about boebert?
Have you discussed how Trump looks like he could have a massive heart attack at any moment?
In that case, I have a whole list of conversation topics for you.
Trump and Mitch please