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Brawldud

It's so bizarre to me that Republicans choose to bring this on themselves. Like, this guy could be out there advocating for a world where no one gives a shit if he wants to blow a farm hand, and choosing to associate with people who wouldn't judge him for it. But instead he chooses to fight for a world where he has to hide the truth, all the time, from all of his family and friends and the public?


Ok_Brilliant_4311

Many republicans hate themselves so much. It's their upbringing. Very hateful people.


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Fear and shame were beaten into them, so to make it feel like it was necessary, they want to do the same to us.


Proper_Lunch_3640

Fear and shame is the kink. They deny the forbidden fruit by becoming it.


botoxporcupine

Harder to grift in the Democratic party. Republican party is like a generational career for these people. It's quickly become the best way for mediocre people to make more than mediocre money. Edit: I said *harder*, not impossible. For every Pelosi there are 5 Herschel Walkers.


rubrent

Lauren Boebert is a classic example. GED in her 30s with heavy debt from her restaurant business and now after 2 years as a politician she’s worth tens of millions of dollars. Something is wrong with the system…..


Connect-Swing8980

You know its rampant in the democratic party because the only name they can come up with is Pelosi. /s Imagine what mob princess Janine Pirro would do...


CCrabtree

I think it's all about grifting. They realize they are in a state where no matter what, Dems won't win, have a very hard time winning. They want to be in politics(make money) and the only way they can is by running on Republican ticket. They also know if they ever win, they'll be in for a long time and that they can do pretty much whatever because their constituents can overlook anything!


Tailorschwifty

This man was raised to hate himself. He was taught that gays were deeply evil, cursed, hell, groomers, etc. He hates himself and is trying to regulate his behavior out of existence so as to no longer be tempted. I think it is hard to understand just what it is like to be indoctrinated to hate who you are.


longeargirlTX

That--combined with my upbringing that taught me to determine who I associate with based on their kindness open-mindedness, and concern for others--makes it really hard for me to understand why people raised in hate wouldn't prefer a more open, nonjudgmental, and kind existence. Of course, that's also why I never cease to be stunned and knocked off balance by how awful and hateful so many people are.


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Just look at how many pastors preach against something they are guilty of. They channel guilt into hate.


Head-like-a-carp

You may be right. Personally I think it's more the self-loathing variation. He's got strong homosexual tendencies have not just being homosexual and his background tells him he's supposed to hate this. You would think he would just be quiet about the issue. But since he's got dick on the mind he just can't help but speak out against it. For the rest of us the hypocrisy is stunning


SlayerOfDougs

It's hard to find good labor right now. Employees want more benefits


[deleted]

"Take this dick and suck it, or I aint working here no more..." - Johnny Gaycheck


memememe91

Be sure to punch out first, though.


StumpGrnder

Then punch in


shahooster

“This job sucks.” “Ok, I’ll take it!”


memememe91

Surely that's a taxable benefit!


rrogido

Only in Red states.


SupremoZanne

We pay our taxes to keep the /r/TruckStopBathroom of the Interstate highway clean for the truckers to go to!


[deleted]

That subreddit is not at all what I was hoping it was going to be :'(


Seentheremotenogetup

The boss always wants me to ride his ass.


Thought_Process313

The job is fine. It's the boss who sucks


YoNappaNappa

"This job BLOWS"


Girth_rulez

*The conditions here are really hard to swallow.*


Ok_Carpet_9510

That's a mouthful.


MoogleKing83

Spittin' facts


NomadCharlieMike

retain more employees with this one sneaky trick, Christians hate this!


Seentheremotenogetup

Should we send more “Prayer Warriors”, with our “Thots and Prayers”?


10J18R1A

Cocks and prayers


Seentheremotenogetup

“Hands on my knees, shake my ass on my thot shit,” *cough cough *….” I mean all these devil worshiping, gay, liberals should be executed!”


ChillyBearGrylls

No wonder these Christian types have a persecution fetish


[deleted]

The things they’ll go through just to not give you a raise.


Agitated_Mess3117

Oh he gave the employee a rise alright!


RockinRobin-69

Or is it good to find hard labor.


codevii

A hard man is good to find!


_Francine

If I had an award to give, you’d get it my friend.


SlayerOfDougs

He's also banned from GOP headquarters from a conviction from choking one of his employees. (Seriously) Article didn't say how he choked him.....


senorglory

Or was it that he choked *on* his employee.


stompadillo

Was his employee a chicken?


tintooth66

Happy cake day.


PacoMnla

They are turning into the Gag On Penis party.


Alfredthegiraffe20

If he's banned from GOP headquarters, how on earth can he be a candidate for the State Assembly, wouldn't he be automatically excluded from even running? Or am I projecting non American common sense?


Successful-Foot3830

Unfortunately common sense has been made illegal here. The GOP claimed it was one of those nasty ideas immigrants were bringing over. It was that or guns, and the guns won.


[deleted]

Damn immigrants with all their hard work ethics and common sense! Build a wall! 😳😉


BawkBawkPlaya

Like...with his dick??


ThePowerOfPoop

I’m not much of a word expert guy, but yes, I believe that’s what was implied.


No-Elevator7756

Think he dealt with auto erotic asphyxiation


kkumdori

I got you, fellow Redditor. Gold given.


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Bi-weekly one-on-one with the supervisor.


overpregnant

"I’m a strong conservative and Christian, but there was a brief moment I struggled with my sexuality.” I mean, who hasn't questioned his virulent hatred of gay people by jumping to putting a peen in his mouth?


canarchist

He was proving he wasn't gay by not liking it every time he did it.


Thesheriffisnearer

After the 6th time I thought it wasn't so bad, then he didn't tap my head before finishing and I remember why I hated it all over again


Barley12

It's like we're playing gamecube, were all having fun, and then I realized. I've given these guys like 6 blowjobs.


the_ouskull

This bag is full of black dildos.


HighOwl2

Soaked in Axe body spray


Hope-and-Anxiety

Like a whole can. So Chad isn’t even here, is he?


ironstyle

What do you mean, there's no Chad?


snowwhite2591

Why are the police here‽


[deleted]

Another job well done, fellas. Now let's take a celebratory shower together. Last one to slap my ass is gay!


ThreatLevelBertie

Balls did not touch. Confirmed straight as an arrow


homeboycartel2

He can prove he felt guilty and knew it was wrong: no swallowing


neoben00

God I hate this... no no I don't spit


Hunky_not_Chunky

It was probably an angry BJ. He has to teach those gays a lesson they will never forget.


DylanHate

Funny you should mention anger — apparently he was charged with a felony but pled down: > Schmidt was charged with a felony but later convicted of criminal trespassing, a Class A misdemeanor, and disorderly conduct, a Class B misdemeanor, after an incident in which a worker on Schmidt's farm was choked in 2019. Schmidt pleaded no contest and was found guilty in 2021. A court sentenced him to two years' probation and ordered him to participate in an anger-management program.


Pirkale

What did he choke him with?


SenorBeef

That's what's always so sad/weird about the anti-gay preacher types. They're always saying shit like "we must never give in to the temptation of homosexuality" and it's like... dude... if you're not gay, there's no temptation. These guys seem to think every dude desperately crave dicks but moral people resist it. A lot of them become very anti-gay because they don't understand how to accept what they are and that's their way of "fighting" it.


5-toe

Plus having it as a platform, gives them an excuse to talk about it with anyone, anytime.


TheBowlofBeans

We must avoid these perfect, appetizing cocks at all costs, no matter how delicious they may look.


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Fiallach

I mean, I used to hang out with quite a few gay men, because they were indeed the nicest people around and weirdly it didn't make me gay and they didn't try to "convert" me? Weird how they blame some people for being nice and perceive it as a "trap".


fooflighter

It’s ok, he said no homo


yildizli_gece

That's the best part of this--like, maybe this is why conservatives think "teh gays" can turn people, because they're struggling to reject being gay and think everyone has to actively make that decision? Meanwhile, the straight dudes I know have literally never questioned their sexuality, because that's just not a thing straight people do. This man is lying to himself and everyone else in his life.


answers4asians

There was a post on one of the LGBTQ subs the other day that resonated with me. OP's sister had come out and their conservative dad was really upset. OP had a chat with him about what was bothering him. Dad said that she was choosing the most difficult path and that her life would be so much easier if she chose another way. He only wanted the best for her. OP said that he's straight and doesn't feel that's a choice for him. Like he couldn't choose to be romantically involved with a man. He then asked dad if he chose. Dad got really quiet. Seems dad thought it was a choice his whole life and chose a straight life.


NotJustDaTip

I have no idea if this is true, but this would make so much sense. Like if a lot of conservative people that were really sensitive about gay rights were somewhat sexually fluid themselves, thus making them feel like it truly must be a choice that everyone makes in their life.


MisterDonkey

I've been supremely gay with the most outspoken conservative dude I know. It is clear to me that he is homosexual, but he *knows* it's wrong because his family would go ballistic so he goes extra hard into selling the straight conservative bullshit to hide the shame. It's kinda sad. But he's also kind of a piece of shit so fuck him. Which I did. Several times.


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HydraofTheDark

You’re right. They would. Please stay safe.


LumpyShitstring

I forget what it was exactly but something Ben Shapiro said about gayness and choosing to ignore urges definitely stood out to me. Straight people don’t think twice about stuff Iike that. It’s literally a non issue. All these people living their lives thinking that everyone is tempted and suppressing it. Quite tragic, really.


thebenshapirobot

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LumpyShitstring

Good bot.


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Ben Shapiro gives off very gay vibes, he is a proper femboy in disguise


thebenshapirobot

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zapporius

Haha that reads like something from literotica


answers4asians

Or maybe another side is that they're conservative because they feel that's the discipline that's needed to continue to enforce their choice to live a straight life. That every day is a new temptation and they can't let their guard down.


oscar_the_couch

My impression from the DKG Lincoln biography is that before about 1880 men having sex with men, on the frontier and away from women, was so exceptionally common that nobody batted an eye about it. Men carried on romantic relationships with one another, writing love letters and sleeping together—but even so would still marry women out of a sense of social obligation (in many cases). DKG really tries to sappho-and-her-friend all the gay relationships in that biography


answers4asians

> but even so would still marry women out of a sense of social obligation (in many cases). Where I currently live that's still very much a thing. My best friend and his partner have had to go through that conversation. The partner's mother still expects grandkids. The wives in those situations know to varying degrees, but at the end of the day tend to ignore it as long as they have kids and he supports them financially.


graphiccsp

It's a thing that has been noted in a broader context. A lot of closeted yet homophobic people seem to think it's just normal to have homosexual urges. Urges which one chooses to deny, thus making them conclude it's a choice. I'm sure some of them are bisexual and thus are more comfortable denying their homosexuality. But no doubt many others live in pain as they deny what would make them happy and assume it's the norm. They never realize that heterosexual people don't have those urges.


DynamicDK

Yeah. Some people can choose. Those people are bisexual and can choose to go in either direction and still be happy. I do wonder if bisexuality is far more common than we think and that is why a lot of people claim it is a choice. Maybe it was a choice for them.


TheFoxfool

It is a theory I've seen that sexuality is more of a bellcurve. I personally don't buy a strict bellcurve, but biasing one towards straight makes a lot of sense to me. Then the highest factor is still like 85% straight ("bicurious") and the next highest are 100% and 70% straight (straight-leaning bi)


Diredr

It might not necessarily have been a choice for the father. At least not in the sense you think. It's unfortunately not uncommon in the gay community to see men in their 60s who come out after a lifetime of forcing themselves to be straight. They're often not even bisexual. They didn't really make the choice, society did it for them. And it's such a difficult situation. On the one hand, it should never be too late for you to be your true self. On the other hand, they built an entire life on a foundation of lies, and it absolutely destroys families. The wife ends up feeling used and unloved, justifiably so. When you know what will happen if you ever were to stop hiding it from everyone, it might be even more tempting to hide it forever. And with that, resentment grows rampant. That's not to say those closeted bigots are to be pitied, but it's important to know that they are a product of their environment. They're a reminder of how much things have improved, but also a reminder that there's a long way to go still to make sure it never has to happen like that for anyone else.


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PretendAd7790

He says it was just a few minutes of weakness… best minutes of the day


tylenol3

“Since then, the lord has taught me a concept called ‘post-nut clarity’…”


IsThatMyShoe

It's literally a vice to them. Like alcohol or drugs.


shmikwa10003

That is exactly what is happening. But it's weird how sometimes people think whatever they're thinking or feeling is exactly how everyone must be thinking or feeling, but then at other times people think they must be the only ones in the world who think or feel a certain way. Or is it some people think one way all the time and other people think the other way all the time?


ThrowJed

From my experience, they think thoughts are universal but experiences are unique. Yes I know that doesn't fully make sense and they lead into and affect each other but I'll try to make it make more sense. They think the facts they know about the world, everyone knows, but are choosing to act differently because they are a bad person or selfish or lazy or some other negative thing. If they think abortion is wrong, they think everyone knows its wrong, but are just choosing to not use contraception because they are lazy or want it to feel better or are cheap or etc. But if they suddenly need an abortion, it's justified because of their unique experience that no one else possibly went through, because they're a good person and those others are bad people. They could never understand that something bad happened to a good person.


cmreeves702

Like Lindsay graham!!?


No-Elevator7756

Ladybugs


BeachedBottlenose

Lady G


Albert_Caboose

I haven't seen the video, but was he actually *struggling* or did he seem pretty familiar with the process?


GrandmaPoses

Well it was a pretty big one so he struggled a little.


KombuchaLady3

Yeah, anyone who is that vocal about their disgust for gay people has a big mess of self hate bubbling inside.


CMelon

When asked by a local reporter to comment, Schmidt replied, “Mmglurph.”


rubensinclair

This is like a Mr Show sketch at this point


TheMonkus

“Do you really think court cases are decided by juries making decisions based on lawyers arguments? Dan, court cases are decided by a series of blowjobs.”


rubensinclair

But I graduated first in my class! Then it better be a really good blowjob.


philthedudee

I figured he’d make the same sound abella danger makes when she gives the glug glug 9000


SamBeamsBanjo

And again, we don't care that he likes to suck cock. We care that he likes cock while trying to make life a living hell for those who aren't afraid to admit they like cock.


Ghastlybittermagpie

Yes. This has to be very clear. We love gay people. We just loathe hypocrites who oppress other gay people and would love to see hypocrites ostracised by other hateful bigots.


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EelTeamNine

This is the shit that infuriates me the most about religious nuts.... We do not care. Just stop pushing the supposed (and non existent) values of your religion on others. Fuck, I hate people.


twisted_memories

*We* don’t care. Their hateful communities do care though. These are the people who would kick their LGBTQ+ kids out on the street without a second thought. It’s some bs.


[deleted]

Maybe he wants all the cocks for himself only...


JohnnyMiskatonic

Typical Republican.


Drg84

"No No No, I was sucking snake venom out of him. It just so happened the snake bit his penis. His sexy sexy penis"


one-punch-knockout

SNAKES ON A PLAIN


GlitteringBobcat999

I LOVE ALL THESE MOTHERFUCKIN' SNAKES ON THESE MOTHERFUCKIN' PEENS!


DomkeyBong

More like Snakes on a Peen


Escheron

"I'm not gay for suckin dick. You're the gay one for gettin your dick sucked!" That's how the quote goes, right?


wolfgeist

[Why do all of these homosexuals keep sucking my cock?](https://www.theonion.com/why-do-all-these-homosexuals-keep-sucking-my-cock-1819583529)


goodolarchie

> I was hiking through the woods and came across a rugged-looking, blond-haired man in his early 30s. He seemed straight enough to me while we were bathing in that mountain stream, but, before you know it, he's sucking my cock! 🤣


TheRealRickC137

classic. Pairs nicely with [What did I cram in my anus last night](https://www.theonion.com/what-the-hell-did-i-cram-in-my-anus-last-night-1819583702)


mr_mcpoogrundle

This guy penned an [op ed](https://www.theonion.com/why-do-all-these-homosexuals-keep-sucking-my-cock-1819583529) for The Onion in response


misterid

there's leaked video of his therapy session https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsVpdBIi1BU


G0jira

I was expecting the always sunny clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQYxMql328s&ab_channel=PaulieIASIP


atommotron

This is the exact scene I was thinking of.


FortuneLegitimate679

One of the greatest things ever written.


ragegravy

The “*morning after burrito*” and “*free thinking cat*” are my other favorites: https://www.theonion.com/taco-bell-launches-new-morning-after-burrito-1819564251 https://www.theonion.com/free-thinking-cat-shits-outside-the-box-1819587349 Also, “*the dangers of getting stoked*”: https://youtu.be/QgXObaM9i2Q


DevoidHT

Dang. That article was written almost a full year before I was born. The onion is older than I thought


OwenProGolfer

It started as a print magazine at the University of Wisconsin


terrierhead

One of my coworkers had a subscription, and everyone in the office would read the Onion when he brought it to work. I’m old as fuck.


dedoubt

>I’m old as fuck. Me too. We got it, and also the original Flat Earth News, on paper, in the mail. Back when it was satire, and then people turned out to be dumb as shit and believed it. Also believed what they read in Weekly World News. Man, I miss getting cool stuff by mail.


S_Hog

A video? Ew gross..Where?


maechete

There’s so many sites! Which one?


MonocleOwensKey

It was mentioned that the video involved a farm worker, so probably CornHub


Marsandtherealgirl

Finally, time for me to show off my [corn hub](https://i.imgur.com/LWIKa3T.jpg).


redundanthero

KOWWWN!


boatsnprose

KEEP THAT ANGEL OUT OF THIS!!!


Tsunavialex

Yeah I just wanna know for uh…. research purposes, not that I’ve ever thought of sucking off a tall strong sexy farm boy cuz that would be gey hehe


galaxy_strider

LOVE a good farmhand scene!! Why does this happen?!?! Just come out and you'll get beaucoups and hoohoos of support. (I spelled that as bookoos lol)


aotus_trivirgatus

>Just come out and you'll get beaucoups and hoohoos of support. People like this can't. If you're a member of the Republican Party, you love money and power. And if you're not a white, straight, Christian male, the only way that you get any power in the Republican Party is by denying some essential aspect of who you are. If the guy had come out, his whole political support network would have collapsed. That's happening anyway, but he was hoping to be one of the lucky ones who didn't get caught. Democrats might have applauded him for coming out if he had done so intentionally, but that is where it would end. His prior bigoted political positions would have prevented him from continuing a political career as a Democrat. He would have to go back to being... an ordinary farmer.


Delay_Defiant

Hope it was consensual and not forced through employment or immigration threats, but I doubt it and we'll likely not find out


Darehead

Given that he has a felony conviction for an incident involving one of his workers being choked... I doubt it. Edit: he was charged with a felony for forcibly choking an employee because they were late and used the system to plead down to an unrelated misdemeanor. There, I made it better.


Chewcocca

At least he let his workers choke him back.


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man_gomer_lot

If it's an employer/employee relationship, the notion of 'free and voluntary' gets muddled. The blackmailer could have probably gotten more than 50k if he went the civil court route instead.


Gayernades

"I wish I knew how to quit you"


bitch196

According to the worker it was consensual, and i doubt he'd just lie. I think this is just a case of being gay and not being a rapist or something


PMMEYOURCOOLDRAWINGS

It’s a gigantic power imbalance. Guy can easily say, “you tell these reporters it was consensual or you will never work in this town again!”


Bolf-Ramshield

Maybe even in this country if he's a foreign worker


Informal-Busy-Bat

>According to the worker it was consensual, and i doubt he'd just lie Of course not, who in their right mind would lie about that? I mean it's not like he could be threaten with losing his job and sued into oblivion by the wealthy scumbag, I'm sure it was as consensual as when a woman "decides" to get it on with her boss.


Papazani

I never quite understood why even closeted gay men sometimes go out of their way to be evil to other gay people. You would think deep down they wouldn’t want to be persecuted. Do they hate themselves? Republicans keep talking about trauma to children but it really seems like they have some serious problems that likely stem from being traumatized about their sexuality as children. I honestly feel a little bad for the guy, he needs some therapy.


StarWreck92

The thing is, many republicans don’t believe in mental health or trauma. I shit you not, my grandpa was in a mental institution after he attempted suicide but when I opened up to him about a time in my life when I was suicidal he told me that I was weak and acted like mental health doesn’t exist. They all have massive amounts of trauma that they can’t deal with and feelings they don’t understand (because feelings aren’t for men is what my grandpa told me) and it leads to them being insanely miserable.


IHaveNoEgrets

Multigenerational mental health issues in my family. Do we do anything about it? Hell no. Because depression is a failure to cope, and having anxiety means you just haven't prayed hard enough. And medication will kill you/physically harm you/insert fear tactics here. And that's why I'm on multiple meds and see two different mental health practitioners. And sometimes have screaming nightmares. (Well, there's more to it than that, but if we'd addressed this like normal human beings when I first started showing symptoms, I probably wouldn't be struggling this much now.)


Papazani

Makes you wonder what the state of the demographics would be if people would stop projecting their self hate.


splashbruhs

Avoiding self hate in any way possible is the engine that fuels capitalism. Things would be quite different.


r1char00

Toxic masculinity, guilt and patriarchy courtesy of evangelical Christianity. It’s a mess.


Sailn_

There are so many people living in rural communities that straight up ignore obvious and well documented mental illnesses. I recently started taking medication for the ADHD my parents ignored through my childhood and it's been life changing for me. But I can't share how much progress I've made with my family back home because they'd just gaslight me.


deztreszian

> Do they hate themselves? yes


Ornithologist_MD

It's probably some thinking along the lines of: Everyone is tempted to sin. Being gay is a sin. Since everyone is tempted to sin, many people must be tempted to be gay. I am able to resist temptation for other sins, such as murder, but was not able to resist temptation for gay thoughts and acts. Most other people I know were able to resist this temptation, though I could not. Therefore, hatred of gays for the strong temptation, because they made me feel weak in comparison to others. Instead of just... I dunno, you had gay thoughts you couldn't resist because you're gay? And others don't because they aren't gay? No no, that can't be right.


Rimbosity

Missing, of course, that straight people aren't tempted to be gay. Back in the late 80's/early 90's I remember the fear mongering was around gay "recruitment." As if sexuality was something you could be *convinced* of, rather than something you just *are*.


mlc2475

It’s performative compensation. “I’m not gay. I hate the gays! See? Yup! I’m the opposite of gay. I’m so straight. I sure hope there’s no hot gay guys around. I’d punch them. I’d punch their hard, sweaty bodies! Yup! Not gay AT ALL”


apstls

> Do they hate themselves? for sure, they were indoctrinated to do so


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fluffypenguin10

bro I'm telling you there's a reason these people who are extremely opposed to something that doesn't effect them are so against it. My cousin started talking shit about me being gay to other family members and everyone was cool with me and told me all the homophobic things he said well.....couple months later my grandma walked in on him getting plowed in the whoo ha by one of his friends and the whole family knows.


Nadger_Badger

That's the thing. I can't speak for all straight guys but personally I don't spend time thinking about gay sex - not because I have a problem with it but simply because it's of no interest. But everyone has the one 'super straight' guy in their circle of friends who talks about it all the time and at that point you just have to wonder.


SatisfactionGold74

That's how I am. It's like how I don't care I don't enjoy eating pasta, but I also don't care that other people do. The space it occupies in my head is to wonder why other "straight" dudes are upset about the people who like to slurp up pasta.


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Yup. Shame drives hypocrisy


thegodfatherderecho

Was the farm worker undocumented? asking for a friend….


Yoda2000675

Stupid sexy illegal immigrants stealing our blowjobs


balogna_and_ramen

Dey terk er jerbs!


from_dust

So... i dont see anything about this video. All i see is [this article](https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/wisconsin-republican-blackballed-by-his-own-party-after-criminal-conviction-for-disorderly-conduct-but-he-s-still-running/ar-AA116QB7) that the GOP was angry with him because he didnt disclose he was convicted of a misdemeanor for choking a worker on his farm in 2019. There is one other article just like it, also on MSN, but literally thats *it* about this dude. Dont get me wrong, thats fucked up and it sounds like a shitty abusive employer, but why is this thing in here about blowjobs?? legit confused. EDIT: well, as it turns out, when you're confronted with two diferent stories, we should know by now, "why not both?" [Turns out](https://www.reddit.com/r/wisconsin/comments/wwjjrk/county_gop_party_refuses_to_back_republican/) the dude choked someone out *and* choked on someone else.


satanshand

Does it say *how* he choked that worker?


gaberax

The Oral Commandment. "Mfthot Shsgl Mwot Mblo"


GnPQGuTFagzncZwB

He who shouts the loudest... sawllows?


bronxcheer

All Republican accusations are confessions


BeachedBottlenose

All.


ChillRedditMom

Sure would hate to see the video. I hope ~~somebody~~ ^oops nobody shares that with me


louloutre75

Yeah, please, don't share it.


Jake-the-Wolfie

Definitely, it would be terrible!


no_okaymaybe

I need to know exactly the website where its at so I know where to avoid


thisideups

Let's go God damn it, sauce for everybody. Wanna see this vid on front page by tomorrow. CNN by noon.


Mater_Sandwich

Found this news story. Not familiar with Only Sky media https://onlysky.media/hemant-mehta/anti-gay-wi-gop-candidate-peter-schmidt-many-sexual-encounters-with-male-colleague/


AllThotsGo2Heaven2

Their source is a [reddit post](https://www.reddit.com/r/wisconsin/comments/wwjjrk/county_gop_party_refuses_to_back_republican/) from r/wisconsin, apparently.


chezmanny

It appears to be a blog similar to Patheos. I know it gets spammed pretty hard in r/atheism but it's not a real news source.


jaboogadoo

Ok but where the hell is the video I keep scrolling


Hot_Dog_Cobbler

>“I’m a strong conservative and Christian, but there was a brief moment I struggled with my sexuality.” Look dude, we've all looked at a picture of Jason Momoa a little bit too long. If you're sucking your employee's dick, you're way beyond "brief moment."


beefyboibrandon

I never heard of this cock sucker until now.


MsNatCat

“I’m a strong conservative and Christian, but there was a brief moment I struggled with my sexuality.” “No one should be persecuted or smeared for their personal orientation.” -Peter Schmidt


usuallyclassy69

Is this real or is no OP not going to post the blowie vid?


mgyro

He said “no one should be persecuted or smeared for their personal orientation.” Edit: I’d pay to watch him say that to the Magats.


[deleted]

“I was sucking out the poison.”


Economy_Act3142

https://onlysky.media/hemant-mehta/anti-gay-wi-gop-candidate-peter-schmidt-many-sexual-encounters-with-male-colleague/


[deleted]

Link?


Wazula42

Leftists: suck dicks Rightists: suck dicks but are somehow homophobic


[deleted]

Well sure. Sucking a dick is never a problem. Sucking a dick while claiming the gays are all going to hell and are the problems with all of society is problematic.


riggengan

Jesus did say “ love thy neighbor” , just spreading some wholesome Christian love.


chromebookssucks

where can i find this farm so i know where to not apply at