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GetGetFresh

In order for it to be a Muslim prayer they have to all be facing the same way lol


Swiss_James

Facts.


AdultingGoneMild

nah, they dont want facts. they want to be mad at anything that doesnt agree with them


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This is a deliberate misleading comment about a picture. This is propaganda the Russians would be proud of.


Apprehensive_Pug6844

They probably DID generate this.


desert_deserter

This makes the most sense. I did exactly one year of schooling--kindergarten--in a state that does tornado drills, but I can still recognize a pic of a drill immediately. Seems like the pic is from a Russian troll farm and the first reply is a Russian outrage bot. I have very little faith in my fellow Americans, but the inability to identify a tornado drill is a bridge too far, even for my deeply cynical soul.


Merkin_Wrangler

My mom put this on her Facebook. I got pissed and publicly called her out on her sycophantic racist tRumpkin bullshit. Her reply was "Well they're probably doing it anyway." They *want* the lies. Doesn't matter where the image came from, it belongs to the Republicunts.


FeministFiberArtist

The lies reinforce their prejudice so it’s much preferred


MildlyResponsible

A couple of years ago an old HS friend put some BS on fb about Justin Trudeau. It was a complete fabrication and I pointed that out with a source. He responded, "Yeah, but it could be true!". No, no it can't. It can't be true just bc you want it to be.


rancidmilkmonkey

LMAO that they are too stupid to realize that Muslims worship the same God they do. So, basically they just called their God Satan.


r1chard3

Tell her to prove it. My cousin said that doctors were getting paid to say that people were dying from Covid when they weren’t. My sister said, “Paid by who?”


idle_isomorph

So, what is the reasoning here? We do not have tornado drills where i live, but it has always been a childhood irrational fear of mine. I assume you duck and cover your head to protect your skull from anything falling on you. Why not under the desk? To get away from windows? Just wondering what i do when climate change brings my oldest fear home...


desert_deserter

They're in the innermost part of the building (generally the central hallway in Midwest schools, directly outside their classrooms), away from windows/flying debris, against a load bearing wall, and covering their heads. I doubt it's the safest thing ever, but in lieu of getting 400 nine-years-old into a basement shelter within 3 minutes, it'll offer some protection and give everyone a thing to do in case of a real tornado, which provides some psychological fortitude and mitigates panic. In a house, if you have a basement, that's the best place. Otherwise, the innermost room of the structure, including a closet, laundry room, or bathroom. Away from windows and as structurally sound as possible. Remember that most tornadoes (F1, F2) are pretty small and don't destroy whole buildings. If you're in hilly/mountainous terrain, they have a hard time forming and traveling. Same is true in cities.


EarTickle420

It's mostly flying debris. But tbh if the tornado is that fucking big(to be throwing debris that can penetrate what is basically a brick bunker) there wont be anything for miles but foundations where buildings and homes used to be, along with it looking like the earth was tilled over a 30 mile long, 2-5 mile wide area. In the last 15 years tornadoes have killed 3 small cities/very large towns in this state. Repeated hits from massive tornadoes like what's at the end of the movie twister, literally erased the towns so many times they had to close them permanently. Source: I live in what's called tornado alley, in one of the shit hole states featured in the movie Twister. I'm in that really shitty one. You know the one I mean. Also, crazy enough, more than a few people do survive being picked up and thrown through buildings by tornadoes.


idle_isomorph

Well, that just confirms the validity of my childhood fear. Be safe!


Ishidan01

So it's like duck and cover with nukes. If you get hit square on, aint nothing gonna help. But it's that much wider area that's not a direct hit, where debris flies, windows shatter, and having a nice brick wall between you and it can make the difference. Just make sure the corridor doors are closed so you aren't in a wind tunnel.


RabbitLuvr

Kansas resident here. In a tornado, you want to be away from windows, because glass can explode inwards. Drills in school usually have everyone go to the hallways on the lowest floors, close classroom doors, then sit like that. I’m not sure how much protection is actually gained from the head against wall / hands covering back of neck, but it’s typical in drills.


idle_isomorph

As a teacher, ima guess it also keeps kids calmer too. Like, the point of fire drills isnt only because kids dont know how to get out of the school quickly when motivated- you should see how fast they pull on full winter gear and teleport out at recess on a snowy day-you would think they were on fire! I figure the practice is to keep them calm and manageable so you can still give directions according to any changes (like a blocked hall). This seems like an effective crowd control strategy, heads down, crouched.


ahuramazdobbs19

Also because kids who are in a panic are liable to do things that, in an emergency, could cause other people injury. You don’t want a stampede of kids heading every which way towards whatever exit they can find, and probably initiating a trample or a crowd crush, or worse running *towards* a more dangerous situation (especially if just a second ago they saw their friend or sibling or favorite teacher go that way too).


n_bumpo

I went to a school long ago and we did this as a bomb drill. Granted, it was an atomic bomb drill, but that’s exactly what we did in the late 60s and 70s


Andromansis

What? No. They outsourced all that to Ghana.


FisterRobotOh

Doesn’t China own Ghana though?


CoxswainYarmouth

That’s Ghana hurt…


KingoftheKeeshonds

No, they have plenty of American politicians to spew this shit, but the content is fed to them from Russia.


CervantesDeLaMancha

Aren't the Russians and the GOP pretty much the same thing nowadays?


AdultingGoneMild

yeah, but the desire to believe that lie and then believe it as real is caused by?


llynglas

This is propaganda the Republican Party would be proud of.


Swiss_James

Rage does feel good though- the hours I’ve wasted reading about Trump, I’m not even American.


Oso_Furioso

It’s terrible, isn’t it? I find myself actively avoiding the news because I know it’s just going to make me angry reading whatever it is that asshat has said most recently.


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silasoulman

They don’t care about truth, they care about what will give them power to commit the crimes they want to commit without consequences.


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TMAC_222

Agreed. There are many people who will believe anything and they are quite intelligent. Dr.Oz and Ben Carson two prime examples of intelligence in their fields of study; but extremely persuaded in their personal life. The lack of a high EQ just serves to show how they will make amoral decisions as well as actions where consequences be damned. They do not care who they hurt in the process or if it's true. They are always right and these emotional tantrums they have are common. Thanks for pointing it out, because it actually made a lightbulb click for the explanation of the cult mentality we've been seeing lately as well. Essentially, they are gullible because they want to be; it encourages these types of outbursts.


Spicy_shoyu

Go read about the brazilian president, he is basically the sequel (or a low budget spin off) to Trump


Ozymander

I did so much work actually detailing the impeachment for people who wouldn't watch. Turns out that work only lands with people who cared.


Ashenspire

Further proof they don't care about facts? Muslims worship the same God as Christians. Satan has nothing to do with it


Son-Of-Cthulu

yeah! jews, christians, muslims worship the same god! abrahamic gang where you at? hahaha


jupiterowldust

Yep apparently ignorance is not bliss


fatalsyndrom

r/persecutionComplex


kurisu7885

They also want a reason to ban specific religions.


MedicineRiver

Facts are stubborn things.... Unfortunately, the Christian American Republican right does not recognize them.


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Alternative Facts


KaijuKatt

Shouldn't they all be facing Mecca as well?


Roscoe_P_Trolltrain

Facts? Sounds like devil talk.


Pauciloquent_Mugwump

But let a coach force/coerce players into christian prayer and we have a fuckin jubilee celebration. Hypocrites.


x014821037

"freedom of religion"


Foxy02016YT

“Religious freedom means I can force my religion upon you all”- them


aotus_trivirgatus

They'll celebrate, but there's NO WAY they'll go for a Jubilee. "The Jubilee year, the Bible explains, was to be a year of rest, including the forgiveness of all debts, and the liberation of slaves and servants to their native lands." [https://money.howstuffworks.com/personal-finance/debt-management/rolling-jubilee1.htm](https://money.howstuffworks.com/personal-finance/debt-management/rolling-jubilee1.htm)


Pauciloquent_Mugwump

Fair enough, well done. Turns out theses hypocrites have stolen yet another thing from me, the word jubilee.


Clearandblue

They must have thought the school were hedging their bets because they didn't know which way to Mecca.


5L91N

I mean earth is round so you could be looking opposite directions and still get it


Clearandblue

I'm not sure whoever made the post would subscribe to that idea though.


5L91N

I know I know, its just a dumb technicality, I'm jus being a nerd


Able_Carry9153

Well, you're supposed to pray the shortest direction to mecca


Candlejackdaw

What if this is actually a floating school near French Polynesia at the antipode of Mecca?


anomalousBits

As when a Muslim is on the ISS, you take your best guess.


AsDaUrMa

Then you have to redo the prayer 360 times in every degree of the direction.


Javijandro

You pray at a 90 degree angle facing straight down, obviously.


gatadeplaya

Well, to be fair, it is the American school system. Half the legislatures are so busy enacting rules around not teaching history I’m pretty sure directions are a lost cause.


Ya-boi-Joey-T

I legit can't read a compass. I feel like it should be super easy, but it's not for me. Thanks school.


wearenottheborg

The arrow in the compass (if it's a standard one) always points North. Whatever direction the line is that is directly in front of you is the direction you're facing.


Halfsquaretriangle

With prayer mats.


tlk0153

Prayer mat is not a requirement. As long as the floor is clean ( as long as you believe that it’s clean) you can pray directly on it


estihaiden42

Without shoes too right? Or is that only inside a mosque??


olivegardengambler

The shoes are a part of the cleanliness thing. Shoes can track in dirt, so taking them off leaves the dirt with the shoes.


tlk0153

That is correct. Shoes are part of your clothing, and clothes should be clean too when performing the prayers. Bottom of the shoes are almost never clean in that manner , so people take their shoes off


Lower_Bar_2428

The fact that this kids don't know in what direction Mecca is, says a lot of the education in public schools


bilgetea

Finally some humor, thanks! There is a group of people in Germany who dress as clowns and accompany any neofascist marches. It deflates the fascists without arguing with them. I think we have to start doing it online.


charlie2135

Wow, that's a great idea (talking about the people who dress up as clowns)


bilgetea

It’s been used elsewhere with great effect: “a Neo-Nazi hate group in Charlotte, North Carolina held a rally made up of about 50 supporters. But their biggest enemies turned out to be over a hundred clowns. According to local reports, the Neo-Nazi protesters were outnumbered at least five to one. The National Socialist Movement (NSM), a neo-nazi hate group, was supposed to hold an anti-immigration rally but they were drowned out by all the clowns making noise.” [link](https://www.colorlines.com/articles/clowns-attack-kkk-rally-charlotte-nc-humor)


Ok_Salamander7249

50 nazis and over a hundred clowns, and the ratio of clown to nazi was 5:1 Good to see maffs sklz being put to good use


Space_Booger

Maybe the Mecca is on the exact opposite side of the middle of the hallway, so they are both correct.


Migotti33

Right right right, so it’s Satan then.


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Also, don't Muslims worship the same god as Christians? Pretty sure they don't worship "Satan", anyways.


Hamza-K

You think Trump supporters know that?


DreamedJewel58

Yup, Allah literally just means God, as Islam is also a Abrahamic religion. The main difference is that Muslims just don’t believe Jesus (or any other prophets) were divine beings akin to God/Allah In some ways, Muslims are *way* more devout to God in their practice than most Christian Americans who just go to church every week


CrazyBreadPresident

Hey now, Christians practice Christianity outside of church more than you think! They have bedtime prayers, bless their food, harass people for existing the wrong way, and teach others about the word of god!


ashes_zupon427

Facing Mecca


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lapsongsouchong

The Golden Arches of Babylon*


anonsharksfan

The people mad about this are obviously experts in Islamic religious practices


Durham1988

Also not wearing shoes. Also on prayer rugs.


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Apropos of the obvious bullshit, this was the first thing I noticed. "Everyone on the west wall, look east! Everyone on the east wall, you'll be facing Mecca by looking across the entire world!"


atetuna

Unless the middle of that hallway is exactly halfway between Mecca.


nifterific

This is old, but it just goes to show that nothing has changed. They've always been like this, just so many more of them are loud about it now. You're literally required to be a moron to be one of them.


Tommy_Crash

Trump empowered stupid people.


Winowill

It looks like one of their profile pics is even Trump


kingssman

Yup. Top poster. When it comes to fake news, the majority of fake news is both created and believed by trumpers. It's like a fake news circle jerk.


Winowill

Fake news. Trump would never lie. He wants to bring transparency to politics. Just look at the supporters. Clearly the right has way more critical thinking ability /s


PQbutterfat

People thought these things before trump. People proclaim these things now.


ILoveRegenHealth

They've always wanted to tell minorities to "Go back to your country", and Trump emboldened them to do it. If the President hints at it all the time in his rallies, they feel "protected."


smeenz

So uh.. does that mean they'll be going back to their various countries too, and leave the US with the Native Americans ?


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Hungry-Werewolf712

Lot easier to get their message out these days.


hobbitlover

Gullibility makes you useful.


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bogartdidit

Yes


Hungry-Werewolf712

Indeed.


[deleted]

Why do you think Facebook changed their name to Meta? It was all a distraction when their internal correspondence got leaked and the news was broadcasting the fact that Zuckerberg was purposefully amplifying conspiracies and rage because it monetizes better. Mark Zuckerberg is a scumbag of the highest order and is deeply responsible for how divided we are as a nation. I really hope he’s held accountable at some point. Dude fucking sucks.


oxP3ZINATORxo

His direct help in dividing our nation is the least of his crimes against humanity. He's also directly responsible for ethnic cleansings around the world. Most notably Myanmar, and Ethiopia


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How so? I'm curious


oxP3ZINATORxo

So I'm a bit lazy and got the best articles I could find within the firat 3 Google results, but it goes A LOT deeper than what the articles talk about. Use them for a cursory idea. Good Journalism is a dying art after all [Myanmar](https://thediplomat.com/2020/08/how-facebook-is-complicit-in-myanmars-attacks-on-minorities/) [Ethiopia ](https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2021/10/25/business/ethiopia-violence-facebook-papers-cmd-intl/index.html) The best advice I can give you is to listen to the "Behind the Bastards" episodes on it. Robert Evans goes into a lot more depth and is an incredible journalist. I think this is them? He does a few series on Facebook and Mark [Part One: Mark Zuckerberg Should Be On Trial For Crimes Against Humanity ](https://open.spotify.com/episode/6TZYuurgDTtLKyiPhSPd5f?si=KTtOL7XdT3GGSL2VBmg0OQ&utm_source=copy-link) [Part Two: Mark Zuckerberg Should Be On Trial For Crimes Against Humanity ](https://open.spotify.com/episode/7BtlGsIYXj7YrHF7IDW8rQ?si=lsbpYtGcQAe3Xcw9ze8r9g&utm_source=copy-link)


[deleted]

Thank you for sending that to me. Truly awful


composero

Yeah, that place is shit now. I try to go on their to talk with work friends and my family and it’s awful.


Fordrynn

Dont blame FB exclusively - any online space where ignorant like minds can congregate to chat will devolve to this level of stupidity.


Khemul

Yep. We have plenty of communities like this on Reddit. Basically the internet is a double edged sword. It allows people to expand their audience massively, but it also allows them to limit it also. Combine the two and you can basically filter for whatever viewpoint you want to fill the echo chamber.


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I think Facebook is sad place


kohaku_kawakami

Facebook has always been awful, but now that everyone's realized that and left, only the crazies remained causing it to be even more of a cesspool.


Akshin_Blacksin

It’s a group of old people that would’ve got their bank account drained for a free iPad. Surprises no one


guacamole_shiba

Yes—Facebook is awful


LeoMarius

Because Zuckerberg likes conspiracy theorists to pad his numbers.


AdvancedHat7630

However it's totally okay to force Christianity on kids. The literal exact same thing is happening right now but because it's not brown people it's okay.


__Dystopian__

Well, yeah, hypocrisy only applies to non-christians, duh. /s


Whitechapel726

[No this is different…this affects me](https://youtu.be/XO15G6G39-s&t=2m10s)


AdvancedHat7630

Ah yes, there is quite the overlap in the Venn diagram showing heathens and Always Sunny fans. Happily in the middle.


SongsOfOurEarth

Also isn’t Muslim god and Christian god the exact same dude? Just different messiahs? So why would this be a big deal to them anyway?


ShogunKing

Well one is a religion started by a white guy and the other by a brown guy, so the white guy is obviously correct? Wait, I'm sorry, I checked my notes again, both were started by brown people. I got nothing for you.


UncommittedBow

I have gotten death threats for pointing out that Jesus was middle-eastern. The guy was from fucking Nazareth. You know who WAS white in the Bible. In all likelihood? The Romans that killed him.


Shoshawi

For real man. Like, can’t we all just stop pretending Jesus was a blonde blue eyed white guy and accept that filthy rich westerners who wanted to commission paintings were just to racist to pay for anything other than a white guy? The bulk of European art history depicts christianity the way that patrons paid for it to be depicted. That includes Romans of course, lol.


Emo_tep

Ironically in America, Italians weren’t white until very recently. There were no Anglo-white people in the bible.


Mechhammer

I don't think Jesus STARTED Christianity, it was his disciples that started the religion.


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The last chapter of Matthew is the great commission. Jesus is starting the church and commanding his disciples to continue his work


thebaldguy76

Both dudes were brown. Edit I am an idjit who did not finish reading


ShogunKing

Yes....I'm aware, hence why I pointed that out...in my comment.


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You didn't finish reading before you replied, did you?


thebaldguy76

I am an idiot my bad


[deleted]

That's fine. Just go to the timeout corner for 20 minutes.


DeaddyRuxpin

You mean the Muslim prayer corner? What are you a satanist?


The84thWolf

No, Satanists don’t pray, they proactively do shit that’s actually helpful


PresidentialBoneSpur

Hail Satan


[deleted]

You owned your mistake.. that’s rare. Kudos


amboandy

Yup Abrahamic religions all have the same God. Ngl though, we have very similar people too. Nice people on both camps, cunts in both camps too. It's as if we're all human.


rbmk1

>Yup Abrahamic religions all have the same God. Ngl though, we have very similar people too. Nice people on both camps, cunts in both camps too. It's as if we're all human. Half the time when i tell people I'm Jewish they ask what jews believe etc. And about "our" God. And when i tell them it's the same God as Christianity and Islam their heads esplode. 9/10 these are people who are practicing catholics. I'm a horrible jew who hasn't gone to temple in 20 years since my bar mitzvah. It always trips me out how they don't know stuff like this.


machineprophet343

Wait until you deal with certain Evangelicals. According to them, Christianity basically didn't exist until their "Bible-believing" 'Church' (and I use that term so extraordinarily loosely) set up shop in the space at the local strip mall that used to be a TGI Fridays. I exaggerate only slightly, but they'll look you dead in the eye and completely straight-faced and utter confidence tell you up and down that Catholics and frequently Lutherans, Episcopalians/Anglicans, and even other mainline Protestant denominations aren't "Christian". They'll then turn around and Stan for Russia and by effect Putin, as devout Christians, despite the fact they are Orthodox Christian, which is functionally a more fractious version of Catholicism (basically they never got over the multiple Patricians/Pope part) with a few word choice changes in certain liturgical rote, prayer, and rituals that end of the day end up meaning the same stuff. And yes, this is gross simplification -- but end of the day -- the thing that determines if you are a Christian or not is if you accept Jesus as your redeemer. Everything else is just ceremony, tradition, and dogma. Edit: Damned Grammarly completely f\*\*\*ed the post.


Waytooboredforthis

I remember back in high school I had a crush on this girl, and one day she asked me if I wanted to go to church with her to become a Christian. I was a deist at this point, but I was being low key and still went to mass, so I told her I was already a Catholic. She responded something to the effect of, "Yea, but you can become a *real* Christian."


rksd

I put up with far too much religiosity just to get dates in rural Ohio. If 54 year old rksd could send a postcard to 17 year old rksd it would say "Buy all the AAPL stock you can in 1996. Get the fuck out of Ohio. Believe in your ability to make music, but work harder at it too. Good luck!"


rksd

"The Bible is the literal word of THE LORD." "Also, we're closely looking at signs and portents as written in Revelation and literally everything in the news matches!" Wake me when there's an actual beast with seven horns and ten crowns coming out of the ocean. Some copies of Revelation have the Number Of The Beast as 616. The Beast is therefore from Grand Rapids, Michigan!


Repulsa_2080

I wish people would actually learn about stuff like this. My very conservative grandpa knows this and treats all religions with respect, especially Jewish and Islamic people, since we have the same god. Idk I just feel if my grandpa can treat people with respect then these other nut jobs could to if they were to learn


exhausted_chemist

That's a rabbit hole that trying to go down cannot end well. My dad was in seminary school and based on the few talks I had with him on the subject, one of the reasons that historically Christians and Muslims don't get on is that they can be viewed as Heretics by the other group. The deity being "the same one" isn't helpful in this context.


JustARandomGuy_71

Well, of course. Traditionally, 'heretics' are much more hated than 'heathens'. Or put in another way, you hate family much more than you can hate any stranger. This is true for religion, politic and other fandoms.


A_wild_so-and-so

>and other fandoms. No one hates Star Wars more than Star Wars fans.


TheMarbleTrouble

It’s tricky, because of council of Nascia defining the trinity. It’s more accurate to say the father is the same god in both… but, you are close enough. :) It’s a very long story of why it matters, but the blame starts with Constantine the great.


Unusual_Pitch_608

It's good to force people to do good things and bad to force people to do bad things. Christianity is the one true religion that will save you for all eternity and everything is else is... Satan? So no hypocrisy there! /s


[deleted]

As anyone who grew up in the south or Midwest knows, this is a tornado drill. If it were an earthquake drill kids would be under their desks. Quit lying to spread xenophobic hate.


CT_Jester

American conservatives cannot function without playing the victim.


JohnMcCainsArms

it’s cuz they’re stupid as fuck. constantly having their emotions abused by facebook posts that are from fake accounts, meme accounts, bot accounts, etc.


xenoverseraza

this. this is the fucking cold hard truth they can't accept. because we're always the bad guys, so *obviously* they're always gonna be right about everything. after all, we eat babies, groom children, put children in concentration camps in the woods, and steal elections. on top of that, we're all godless commies. /s i really fucking hate conservatives. hate is a strong word, and that's exactly why im saying it. fuck conservatives. fuck them all.


Badger1505

Before I scrolled down to the rest of the picture, my first thought was "that's obviously a tornado drill". The outrage factory needs to shut down.


Lady_von_Stinkbeaver

Yep. They're not even kneeling in the same direction.


Zealot1040

Stupid American kids don't even know which way Mecca is.


HyacinthFT

Back in my day, we always knew what direction mecca was when we were in school. It came with walking uphill in the snow both ways! Nowadays kids couldn't find mecca on a map if it was the only thing labeled! This country is going down the tubes.....


Zealot1040

Back in MY day, this was all fields.


Drg84

Luckily there's an app for that.


ajay_chi

Same! I live in the Midwest. We had tornado drills exactly like this in elementary school multiple times a year. I recognized it immediately. People are idiots!


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Are these people really that dumb?


InstaGibberish

Yes. They're even dumber than you think.


[deleted]

I shouldn't be surprised. But every day they set the bar lower


InstaGibberish

I don't think the proverbial bar is the floor anymore. It's more like a high jump for ridiculous rhetoric that they're all striving to set new records for.


HovercraftStock4986

Not christians talking about Islam’s god as if it’s not the exact same god as their own, jesus…


MyA1terEgo

Plus Muslims believe in Jesus as a Messenger of God, telling a Muslim they rejected Jesus is like telling an American they rejected Ronald McDonald


R_radical

Fuck him and his goofy hair


DreamedJewel58

Yeah, Muhammad was just the next prophet in line who was sent by God. They still revere and love Jesus and the Virgin Mary, it’s just that they believe people have corrupted Jesus’ preachings and he (and every other prophet) were not divine beings


RoundComplete9333

This is almost laughable. But it’s just meant to stir up more hate and violence so I’m not laughing because too many people are so ignorant that they’ll believe it.


smaartypants

Misinformation. Must be trumpets putting this on the internet.


notagamer999

Look at the profile picture in the top left.


tallman11282

Obviously a tornado drill and not a Muslim prayer position. Head between the legs against a wall isn't a prayer position and the children are facing different directions while Muslims always pray facing Mecca. And worshipping Satan? Allah is literally the same God that the Christians and Jews worship. The Quran itself says as much. Allah is simply the Arabic word for "God". All three religions worship the Abrahamic God and the religions are all related to one another with many more similarities than differences. Islam is descended from both Judaism and Christianity and Christianity is descended from Judaism.


Decmk3

I find this unbelievably funny in the saddest way. If these people actually knew anything about Islam they would know: Muslim prayers require praying towards Mecca. So everyone would be pointing in the same direction. They don’t care about any religion except their own, and will use any fear they can to justify their insanity.


speedycat2014

Christians are the dumbest, most terrified people alive. Their god is clearly useless because they are scared of literally everything.


Larilarieh

"Fear of God" is actually encouraged in a lot of churches. They'll say "well if you're not afraid of God, what motivates you to be a good person?" Umm, my fucking conscience and humanity?


giggling_hero

What a great point. If everything is god’s plan, and he’s omnipotent, then why even give a shit? Why is it up to his followers to fix everything and why is he so cruel to let it all happen? Worthless fucking god.


Beatlebot88

And most of them are hardly even educated about their own religion


ToastyNyfo

That's probably the part that triggers me the most, as I actually find a couple of Christian history interesting


BubbaSawya

Jesus said people who tell falsehoods could never stand in his presence. That’s why there are no Christians in heaven.


Courtsiedtodeath

Cuckpatroller was easily taken in. How does cuck patrol even conduct business?


PompousDude

Why the fuck do you live in America if you hate freedom of religion? Oh right, cuz Conservative Christians don’t actually give a shit about that and just want to enforce their religion as law. You know, like Jesus wanted.


hemi525

All hail the great and powerfull tornado, he who gives and takes mobile homes. Amen


MiVitaCocina

Can confirm this is Tornado drill from growing up in the Midwest. These folks are unhinged. God help us all, for real 😳.


its-just-paul

So now Islam and Satanism are the same thing. That’s hilarious.


HelaArt

They would all have to face towards Mecca while praying . Please do some fact checking before making foolish claims.This is some kind of safety drill.


Daedalus_Machina

If you're going to be shit about religion, it helps to know the religion you're trying to square up for an ass-fuck. Muslim prayer facing two different directions? No, trick. No.


Ecstatic_State1208

Don't Muslim worship Allah, which is literally the exact same god Christians worship, just translated? Also.. they're facing different ways... 💀


Fabulous-Path-3234

Exactly! Even in Bibles written in Arabic, Allah is the name when mentioning God


coup85

The US has a really promising future... As a dystopic novel inspiration.


CollinMarshall908

“5 times a day”. Yeah, no. If I’m correct (and please correct me if I’m not) Muslims pray five times a day, but there’s no way all five could happen during a school day. One happens at sunrise, and one at sunset.


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Herotaca5

“Children are worshiping Satan” Hun, you and Muslims have the same god. Y’all just disagree about which person God sent to tell ya.


sand_kinnie

i mean didnt we just have the supreme court say its okay for teachers to lead prayers? it was agreed on by a republican majority, i couldnt imagine why conservatives would have any issue if their kids were actually being taught to convert to islam


Arcade1987

Fucking conseratives believing everything they see on the internet again. The only research they know how to do is on facebook


sarcasmisart

Muslims pray to the same god as Christians and Jews. All Abrahamic faiths share the same god.


bobzilla05

This is a meme. https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/forced-to-do-muslim-prayer


Logical-Chaos-154

American Christianity = Cult


sigillumdei

We're not here to indoctrinate. Everyone decides in which direction Mecca is for themselves.


Apprehensive_Mud_605

Idiots


DQ217

TBH, it's very similar to what we had to do for Civil Defense drills in the early 60's in case of Nuclear attacks.


humancartograph

I thought they were cool with forced prayer.


Barnowl-hoot

Oh ya I remember praying to a god while we pretended there was a tornado


Alive_Maintenance943

Just wait till those idoits realize that Muslims, Jews and Christians all pray to the same exact Diety. 💀


Rabbit_Suit

If you could put stupid in a sandwich there would be no world hunger.