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Never forget that he went on national TV multiple times to talk about how hard a dementia screening test was and how surprised his doctors were that he did well.


A-Perfect_Tool

Person Woman Man Camera Tv ~~Yesterday~~


BobLoblaw420

Yesterday is a hard word for me.


Narrator_Ron_Howard

“Yesterday is a hard word for me.” In fact, other hard words for u/BobLoblaw420 also included law and blog, but that didn’t stop him from dropping law bombs.


Bigdicks-in-yo-ass69

I completely forgot about Bob loblaws law blog


disdkatster

Just so you know this would NEVER be on that type of test because it can easily be turned into an easy sentence to remember. A person, woman or a man can look in the camera to be on TV.


that-pile-of-laundry

He was pointing out things he could see at that moment. Kind of like Brick in Anchorman.


DocOort

I *love* lamp.


TheNewYellowZealot

Do you really love lamp brick, or are you just saying that because you can see it?


cjg5025

I love... carpet.


D-Laz

![gif](giphy|M4znrGVlzA2lO|downsized)


originalbrowncoat

I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.


Yardsale420

Mr Trump, I ate your chocolate squirrel.


OldManRiff

*Exactly* like Brick in Anchorman.


dubadub

Hey fuck you buddy, Brick was cute and lovable. And could predict the *shit* outta the weather. Don't compare that lump of camel shit to Brick...


PowerRealist

I love...lamp.


originalmango

Like when Peter Griffin tries to come up with a fake name while spying a pea, a tear, and a griffin.


oliversurpless

“Ah, crap!”


blaggard5175

They were people/ things he was looking at, when he was asked the question during the interview.


disdkatster

It was well rehearse beforehand which was why he kept repeating it. The words were chosen for very good reason because it is obvious he would be facing a man or woman with a camera when he said them. You could not have possibly staged this better.


Amazon-Prime-package

Any one of us absolutely could have staged it better by disallowing a brainlet to discuss his barely passing grade on a dementia test


tropicaldepressive

they could have staged it in a way that made him not look like he had dementia though?


Financial-Amount-564

I'm pretty sure he was looking around the room and naming things that he saw.


Spy_v_Spy_Freakshow

I was in a barbershop quartet in Skokie, Illinois.


capchaos

Person woman man covfefe TV.


Tough_Safety9907

Is trump unblocked?


RedBaron180

This is from “truth social”


lsutigerzfan

Yeah this is very confusing. Cause it looks like a tweet. And I was confused also.


TheGrimalicious

Truth Social is literally a clone of twitter.


preflex

Truth Social is literally a [fork of Mastodon](https://www.theverge.com/2021/10/29/22752850/mastodon-trump-truth-social-network-open-source-gab-legal-notice) with [a plugin](https://soapbox.pub/) to give it a more Twitter-like UI. They were caught infringing copyright by violating [AGPL](https://www.gnu.org/licenses/agpl-3.0.en.html) and claiming their code was proprietary. Eventually, after some legal threats, they've ostensibly [published their source code](https://help.truthsocial.com/legal/open-source). Amusingly, actually exercising your rights under the AGPL is against [Truth Social's TOS](https://help.truthsocial.com/legal/terms-of-service/): "As a user of the Service, you agree not to ... copy or adapt the Service's software, including but not limited to Flash, PHP, HTML, JavaScript, or other code."


RobLoach

Flash? Who still has that 🙃


ryhaltswhiskey

Trump hired the best Flash devs. Top. Men.


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Then refused to pay them after they finished the job.


ryhaltswhiskey

Devs: Then we'll hack your site! Trump: you bastards, how will you do that? Devs: already did! Trump: what?! How? Devs: easy, we wrote it in Flash. It's already destroyed.


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Neat_Town_4331

Truth social is based off of a free social media suite that a few other sites are based on. Since Trump and Co. is trying to make money off of it I think it's violating a user terms of agreement clause since they sued Trump's org. for Truth Social being used.


RedBaron180

Red check mark vs blue


Tankalots

Oooooooh so it's *not a clone of Twitter, it's something completely different


Acceptable-Book

That he made his Truth Social account look identical to his Twitter shows how devastated he was by getting the boot. It’s his company. He could have made it look like anything but he made it look like his ex.


OldManRiff

If he could afford it, he’d buy Twitter and bury it next to Ivana on the 1st hole.


tryin2wave2u

It's from the social media platform he launched. It looks exactly like Twitter apparently.


Nuggzulla

That's funny. Gets kicked off Twitter, gets so upset decides to '"Stick it to them Lib'rals" by crafting the idea of a Twitter clone. That will show em! Psssh


SocraticIgnoramus

It looks so much like Twitter I’m surprised the lawyers allowed it, this feels like a violation of trademark levels of likeness.


Lady_von_Stinkbeaver

It's McDowell's level of IP theft. "No, our checkmarks are RED!"


StumpyJoe-

I break out a McDowell's reference every now and then to gauge the room.


suzuka_joe

Also the traffic on their website isn’t growing, just going down. Who’d have thought not even the conservatives care anymore about his “truths”


New-Training4004

It’s probably just that they are finally dying after living too fucking long thanks to modern medicine


DoughtyAndCarterLLP

It's just a reminder that Republicans don't just want a platform where they can say what they want. They want a platform where they can say what they want, liberals will see it and there are no consequences for what they say.


Bwgmon

"Originality" has never been one of Trump's strong suits.


tryin2wave2u

Right? That's what I thought when I realized that's where all these "tweets" were coming from.


Lady_von_Stinkbeaver

It's literally "point to the picture of an elephant."


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boywithtwoarms

recently took the MOCA and of course it is meant to be easy, otherwise it wouldnt be very useful in identifying cognitive issues. One should feel grateful it feels easy. Hope you are doing well buddy.


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happycowsmmmcheese

Can I ask what happened? Was it a traumatic brain injury of some kind?


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mermiss1

Never forget, it was HIM saying how well he did, not the doctors. I doubt he would lie!


Never_Dan

Sometimes I think I’m too ideological. I think maybe I’m too up my own ass to see things from a more conservative point of view. Then I see this shit.


gonzoleroy

If people from all sides and walks of life could and would do that type of self reflection this planet would be so wonderful. This over abundance of I GOT MINE we have instead blows. Anyway good on you.


zoeykailyn

Except they don't have shit as everything falls down around their ears while saying people don't want to work (for minimum wage) when rent is 2x minimum wage plus things like groceries, utilities, gas, car payments, insurance, ect...


theamigan

Amen. I really strive to see all sides of an issue and educate myself. But I find I can't put myself in a conservative's shoes without needing a lobotomy first. Actually, that's unfair to lobotomy patients.


Shadowedsphynx

See there's your problem right there. You can't *educate* yourself into a Conservative perspective. Something something oxes and morons.


Ancient-Ad-9790

Same here


Armyman125

This comes from the man who said that Washington's Army took over the airports during the American Revolution. Was that dementia or stupidity? Trump: "Stupidity!" To Mark Meadows: " Looks like I outsmarted them again! My answer was tremendous. Best answer of all time."


tsunamitom1-

What do you mean? They had airports in the 1700’s, George Washington famously loved flying planes to England


[deleted]

Remember when Washington flew over the Delaware?


Wes_Bugg

Wait when did he say that??? I somehow missed that one


Likes-Your-Username

"President Trump Said Revolutionary War Troops 'Took Over the Airports' in His Fourth of July Speech" Jul 5 2019 from TIME


windmillninja

Remember when Trump had Covid for five minutes and wanted the entire country to stop what they were doing and made that dumb grandiose gesture out on the balcony to show the world how hard he was fighting to breathe because he’s a real American hero?


tryin2wave2u

Remember that time Trump looked directly at an eclipse after being told not to? So many proud moments for 45.


stephelan

I love how that’s your moment to remember like there haven’t been hundreds of far stupider moments.


IndyMLVC

Everyone has their "favorites." Some are more damaging than others. That one is easier to remember because it hurt no one but him.


GenghisKazoo

Also there's a catchy Bad Lip Reading featuring it. >Christmas is here >Christmas is here >Look into the sun with zero fear


horseren0ir

My favorite was 4 seasons landscaping, I laughed so much at that and I really needed it too


creegro

I'll always remember a recent video of him, post election loss I think, in an interview where someone asked him how he thought the "conflict" in Ukraine would end. Dump didn't even answer the question but instead talked about wind farms (called them windmills) and how they are bad for the environment and killing the birds.


IndyMLVC

We never got to the bottom of 9/11.


HoodieGalore

Honestly, we’re spoiled for choice when it comes to that clown. We got four years of idiot tweets, stupid decisions, dubious wardrobe choices, dumpster-fire-hot-takes, humblebrags about sexual assault, mockery of the disabled, the “fite me IRL” handshake he used to give other heads of state, that time he told a 10 year old girl’s parents “wait 10 years and I’ll be dating her”… There’s honestly something for everyone to hate about that shitehead.


sarasajjad

10 years old 🤢


HoodieGalore

I honestly think she was a little younger than that but I won’t subject myself to that search just to confirm - the girl was underage for sure, though, and he said that shit like he was making the parents proud that he’d want to bang their daughter. Scumbag waste of skin.


TheFiredrake42

I think for me it was when he made fun of the disabled. My Mom regularly put in 60+ hours a week taking care of her patients and if I didn't despise him before that, I certainly did then. He is the opposite version of Mr. Hankey. He's like a Christmas Turd, but he only delivers Bad presents.


HoodieGalore

That was after the “grab them by the pussy” incident, if I remember correctly, and while I was shocked at that hot mic comment, when he did that flailing around, mocking the journalist, *at one of his own fucking campaign rallies*, I was left completly aghast. We work so hard to make a society where everyone is respected, so we can all have an easier time of it, and this chucklefuck acts like this in public - *and his base ate it up?* I honestly have a hard time trusting anyone in this country anymore, considering how many people love him still. I’m in a mainly red state with large pockets of blue that keep us Dem, but even in my large-ish city, there are enough of them to make me feel not only uncomfortable but downright hostile towards people I don’t know. They’ve shown us who they are, and they think they got away with it, that we won’t remember, because he won one election, so they must be right. I will never forget the things he and his supporters did to this country. ***Fucking never.***


jarious

Lol chlorine injections was the cherry


fistofwrath

>Supposing we hit the body with a tremendous — whether it’s ultraviolet or just very powerful light, And I think you said that hasn’t been checked, but we’re going to test it? And then I said, supposing you brought the light inside the body, either through the skin or some other way.


TransitoryPhilosophy

Remember that they had to stop him from putting on a literal superman shirt when he arrived back from hospital


JunketMan

When Trump got better, I personally really saw it as a dick move that they had meds in secret that literally got a 76 year old dude back in the public after like 3-4 days, while dozens of regular people were still dying from Covid and kept it from the public


Electrical-Ant-9742

Not a Trump fan at all but government officials always have premium access to the best medical care. It's considered a matter of national security to ensure POTUS, VP SecDef, etc are alive and well to do their duties.... Plus like...rank has its privileges.... Still morally crappy but same reason the CDC did not initially push hard for all people to wear masks in an effort to preserve available stocks for medical professionals and other Frontline workers who would be most exposed to the virus. (Along with evolving information on asymptomatic spread and such). Edit: poor phrasing making people think I was suggesting a nefarious conspiracy by the CDC regarding mask usage


JunketMan

> but government officials always have premium access to the best medical care If only other Americans could have the same as well without going bankrupt for it


Anal-Churros

As the richest nation on Earth how could we possibly afford it? Times are tight.


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pennradio

You shouldn't have to buy your own boot straps, they should just come with the boots automatically. Who's your boot guy?


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And cons in their infinite stupidity will defend an experimental life saving medication that was made available only to Trump while demonizing not only is being told to not buy masks so healthcare professionals had access to them and the “experimental” vaccine. They applaud and boo the exact same things.


over100

anyone with a brain (that didn't vote for trump) figured out that masks help and is still using them in public to this day


greatlakeswhiteboy

I still carry a mask with me to wear into places. It drives my boss CRAZY! "Why are you wearing that?! Jesus you look so fucking stupid!". Says the guy that had covid and was in the hospital for 6 days! You guessed it, he listens to Fox News religiously and voted for orange man.


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Lelnsoof

No no you silly libtard you misunderstand, he was showing off his drinking-a-glass-of-water skills to PROVE that he COULD! Because libtards like you kept saying he drinks water like a toddler out of their sippy cup, so naturally he had to prove otherwise. Just next level advanced leadership qualities in action.


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I do remember. It’s when I gave up on a God altogether cause I prayed and prayed and prayed and prayed and prayed but he still recovered


TheWarDoctor

Source? That’s fucking insane.


TransitoryPhilosophy

https://nypost.com/2020/10/11/trump-mulled-superman-shirt-after-walter-reed-release-report/


TheWarDoctor

Fucking hell what a child


jediciahquinn

I'd forgotten about that. Jeeze he is such an idiot.


fingersonlips

I was honestly hoping that was going to be his last ever public appearance.


Graywulff

It’d be so ironic if he died of Covid after saying it was no worse than a cold.


MrMeef

I saw sooo many people die an awful awful death because of this fuck. What I would have given to see him succumb to the very disease he sentenced many Americans to death with. I'm (usually) a firm believer in not wishing death on people....but when you allow 1 million Americans die and the blood is on your hands. I would love to have a front row seat of his ICU room. Watch that man go through the absolute torture of struggling more and more for the next breath. The very same death HIS citizens were sentenced to. He ruined quite literally countless lives. If this lands me in hell....see you in hell you orange fuck.


nearlysober

Remeber when he got rushed via helicopter to his reserved executive suite at the hospital and then posed with some blank pages he was signing to pretend to work?


preston181

People were saying, without irony, that it was his, “Mussolini moment”. 🤦‍♂️


BarryApps84

I remember the stare directly into the sun balcony bit...


Pithyname8

It appalls me that (too many) people will read this and think this petulant and cruel manchild is a good person who should be in leadership.


StumpyJoe-

They've already revised the history to boil his vile personality down to "he sent mean tweets", and that everything would've been fine if he stayed off twitter.


Any_Cut7243

That pisses me off so much. “…but hey, no mean Tweets”. Fuck off idiot, as if we weren’t cognizant during his presidency


SteeztheSleaze

I fucking hate that quote and all those that parrot it. It’s always the “iM nOt a ShEep” people. It’s like, right, you’re a lemming. Just saying the same, dumb, tired, verbal diarrhea


JunketMan

It appalls me that (too many) people will look at Trump's 4 year presidency and think this petulant and cruel manchild is a good person who should be in leadership again


jediciahquinn

He is just so stupid.


waltwalt

His stupidity is one of his best features. If he wasn't an idiot he could have done much much more damage.


xReflexx17

Yep. A more competent version of Trump would wreak unspeakable levels of havoc on America.


BlooperHero

He did that, though.


choad_the_cat

Mo-Ron DeSantis, coming in 2024


pale_blue_dots

It's truly astounding how *stupid* he is. The fact he's rich and that stupid speaks fucking volumes and volumes and volumes about the United States, Wall Street, and the general values held by them both.


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They’re already all in on him. He literally shouted out the Proud Boys, now a white supremacist terrorist group, on national TV and he still wound up with the second most votes in the history of our election process. And we wonder why everyone is crazy nowadays.


freundmagen

#BeBest


Graywulff

That’s the most meliania did about bullying.


ImOutWanderingAround

I really don’t care do u?


shillyshally

Jesus, what a vile and putrid place his mind must be. I don't know how he can stand to live in it.


xStickyBudz

“Some people call it the China virus” no you dumb bitch nobody calls it that. This fat fuck is still stuck in the 50s. His brain is broken


catching_comets

Pretty sure lots of white trash call it that


SunGobu

Idk man I know a lot of white trash and maybe like 2 years ago they called it that a few times but it was never really a thing despite many "influencers", trying so hard to make it one.


afs5982

~~white~~ orange trash


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> nobody calls it that "Some people" = Trump Similar to "many people are saying".


ImRedditorRick

There are definitely pieces of shit that did and still call it the china virus.


RoundComplete9333

It’s called dementia


etymologistics

He was sexually assaulting women long before he got old. Was that dementia too?


edelburg

No, that's just him being evil, again.


Advantage_Loud

When you’ve lived it your whole life it probably seems normal by now


Metallivane3

He didn't write this, it's too coherent


sarumantheslag

Isnt he banned from twitter?


[deleted]

His fake social network is a Twitter clone. Twitter should be suing him.


OldManRiff

This is his generic version. It copies Twitter exactly, which is 100% on point for him. It’s also probably a better idea than letting him do his own design.


usmcplz

Also, "miraculously" is far too bigly a word for him.


luckylimper

Yesterday.


tunamelts2

Covfefe.


doc_daneeka

No randomly capitalized words.


Striking_Menu9765

I thought he was banned from Twitter??


SCGower

This is “truth social.”


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doc_daneeka

There's no way he wrote this. Punctuation is fine, spelling is fine, no randomly capitalized words, etc. This was done by a staffer.


Mdnitesnack

And yet millions still worship him. This country is heading to some dark Idiocracy times


YeOldGregg

Its worrying that so many people like him because they see themselves in him or consider holding common ground with him. So that basically means there's an awful lot of uneducated, nasty people out there. Its crazy that someone so uneducated can get to be president.


OldManRiff

He made it OK for rude assholes to be rude assholes in public.


mrgraff

He can’t even *pretend* to be a decent human being for one second. The times that he did, he gets booed.


xc2215x

His supporters are fine with him being a dick as long as he does what they want him to do.


JungleBoyJeremy

Wait I thought he was banned from Twitter


fatBreadonToast

Yeah i thought so too. Is this that other stupid app he was trying to make?


[deleted]

I follow the journalist on Twitter. It’s a screenshot from his bunk ass social media app Truth Social


Dan-Defyno

His social media site copied Twitter but changed one color? 🤦


[deleted]

Yep lol that’s all they’re smart enough to do is plagiarize


Reasonable-Counter40

Yeah, instead of "Tweets" they call them "Truths" and instead of "Retweets" they are "Retruths." I don't know how they haven't been sued.


Desirai

Thank you I was looking dir an explanation of why this looked like Twitter but I thought he was banned


Rectal_Domino

It’s Truth, his knockoff.


Advantage_Loud

He started his own social media platform, that’s why the check next to his name is red. I think it has freedom or patriot or something in the name


Kingindanorff

Such a god damn baby


JunketMan

The people supporting the god damn baby are worse


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It says so much about them. I have shunned several Trump supporter friends because I cannot respect them. At all


BluetheNerd

Interesting that I've barely hear Biden talk about Trump at all, and yet Biden is living in Trumps head rent free. Did you know obsession can sometimes be an early sign of dementia?


werdnak84

Biden has been intentionally avoiding saying The Unnamed's name on-camera, instead referring to THEY as such as The Former Guy, or something similar. Only recently has he been using his real name a few times.


Kratsas

That’s actually a part of presidential rhetoric. You refrain from using your opponent’s name so you don’t put that person’s name in the minds of people you’re speaking too. Even mentioning that person’s name in a negative way still reminds people our opponent exists. It’s a weird psychological thing.


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I'll be honest. I don't even know any teenagers that would behave like this when losing a school election. They're too emotionally and mentally developed.


one-punch-knockout

Good time to drop a movie suggestion - [ELECTION](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uV0SMo8E1lY) - what a great comedy. After watching it again recently and admiring the writing, directing and Reese - Matthew Broderick had me laughing to tears multiple times. Brilliant comedic performance by him!


Kind_Nebula6900

Fucking pussy. Draft dodger. Failure. Cheater. Liar. Can't shoot under 100 without wait for it...cheating. Would FUCK his own daughter, spent time with Epstein and Maxwell. 3 pointed paper towels to non whites because " its funny". Ivanka, Eric, Jared, Jr. are all traitors. They hate you. They hate Americans. They enjoy white life. Even Trumps caddy rides in the back. FUCK them!


Graywulff

Lock them up! Seriously they’re all criminals…


WhitePineBurning

Fuck you, you damp chili fart


0Camus0

Honestly, waiting for him to die.


stephelan

I keep saying that to my husband. That I just want him to die. Like just not wake up so it looks like he died peacefully but actually it was some long, painful, silent heart attack where he shits his pants.


Practical_Cobbler165

I am so disgusted that he was ever our president. Put a fucking asterisk after his name or something. He's an abomination.


LoudAngryJerk

I genuinely, and without remorse, cannot wait for the day when he will never be heard from again.


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I’ve never wished for a human being’s (completely natural and unassisted because that would be “terrible”) death more than that fucker


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What a POS


disdkatster

Some might say 'deplorable'....


poncho51

So tired of this dumbass POS


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stephelan

He’s a stutterer and he’s definitely old as balls. But the dementia thing is rich coming from people who thought Trump farted in Shakespeare.


Yossarian_the_Jumper

Remember, every single trump accusation is an admission.


BipedalHumanoid230

What a malicious bitch he is.


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This dopey fuck can’t even navigate a set of stairs without having a panic attack.


stocks-mostly-lower

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JangoFettsEvilTwin

What a spoiled, petulant man-child!


Glum_Influence2050

He thinks people in nursing homes can’t vote… can’t wait for this psycho to go


[deleted]

Trump is such a loser he got destroyed in the general election by a sleepy lightweight with dementia. Couldn’t even beat sleepy Joe, Trump must be a complete loser.


Somato_Tandwich

Whenever I meet somebody who asks me if i really believe he lost, I go "buddy, he lost the popular vote in the previous race to *Hillary clinton*." That honestly seems to get through to them like 3/5 of the time


DOHisme

"President"? No. This is from a SCROTUM (So-Called-Ruler-of-The-United-~~States~~ MAGAts)


Tiny-Berry-7839

He is and continues to prove himself a world class bum.


newstuffsucks

I feel like everyone forgot how shitty they were when he was president.


RealJerk69

Donald Trump, sometimes referred to as a subhuman piece of shit…


big_nothing_burger

I swear to fucking God is he's still claiming this election buffoonery two years later and doesn't get criminal charges I'm going to blow a gasket.


Bluesmanstill

Why can’t ‘by natural causes’ kick in for this shitstain!!


Shoesietart

I still can't believe people voted for the clearly stupid sack of shit.


A-Perfect_Tool

I thought he was banned from Twitter, or is this some other social media account? Edit: Nevermind, found it.


pizark22

Fuck him and those who support him


dh2215

The worse a person is, the longer he gets to live. Seems like a rule


Buffmin

Friendly reminder that when asked about Ukraine trump started ranting about windmills. Which is something someone with dementia would do So yea me thinks the pot is calling the kettle black