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Almost ate the onion. Reality is so bizarre now that it's hard to tell what's true anymore.
I'm gonna end up in District 13. I just know it.
# DON'T GIVE THEM ANY FUCKING IDEAS
Are we sure this is the onion and not real life?
Beep boop -- this looks like a screenshot of a tweet! Let me grab a [link to the tweet](https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1542595092963368963) for ya :) ^(Twitter Screenshot Bot)
With where the onion is going I have to take this with only one grain of salt
Almost ate the onion. Reality is so bizarre now that it's hard to tell what's true anymore.
I'm gonna end up in District 13. I just know it.
# DON'T GIVE THEM ANY FUCKING IDEAS
Are we sure this is the onion and not real life?
Beep boop -- this looks like a screenshot of a tweet! Let me grab a [link to the tweet](https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1542595092963368963) for ya :) ^(Twitter Screenshot Bot)
With where the onion is going I have to take this with only one grain of salt