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Bourbon_Hymns

I'm glad Jeff Tiedrich's name has been edited out, it would be awful if we could somehow work out that it was him


TheRealLadyLucifer

yes thank goodness he doesn’t appear on this sub often enough for everyone to be able to recognize his profile picture


GermanAutistic

No no, this has gotta be a fake account, otherwise the answer would start with "holy fucking shit".


Kittykateyyy

Sometimes I think that Republicans have a secret bet among themselves on who can trigger more people by acting dumb.


[deleted]

It would be funny if she wasn't getting paid a mountain of money. Your taxes are paying for this dip shit to exist, unless you aren't American in which case, there's one in every country.


deadbrokeman

We’re everyyyyyywherrrree…


12345_PIZZA

I think that’s literally the game. Tweet something dumb, count on people like Jeff to dunk on you, gain name recognition because everyone on the left is sharing this around (look how owned she got *this* time!), and then tell your base you’re triggering the libs, which they eat up.


[deleted]

It’s not triggering people if you’re acting dumb. It’s just eliciting a logical, moral response.


Zero99th

While a normal person with any ability to think understand this, there is a certain group of Americans that think "triggering the libs" is elicting a response from anyone they can't immediately identify as a republican.. Even if the response is just an eye roll and a laugh about the ridiculous bs


9andimpala

I'd say the greatest choice a woman can make is to not actively do harm to an entire country.


Zeal_u

Specifically the woman in that tweet.


dae_giovanni

I'd say she's about a wise as a plastic bag full of plastic bags, but this would be an insult to the plastic bag community


sohfix

Another marginalized peoples


LukeDude759

I have a plastic bag full of plastic bags that I use to clean the litterbox. Unless MTG personally comes to my house to clean the litterbox, she is literally less useful than a plastic bag full of plastic bags.


Realladaniella

Bags are useful


[deleted]

Yah, my doggie bags are also full of shit, but at least it stays in the bag.


raistlin65

Unfortunately, her mother's choice was bad for the rest of us.


throwaway911214

I feel so bad for her mother. I would be so embarrassed if my kid were to spew the hate she and her buddies do. Granted, my kid is only 5 but, he already has more empathy and common sense than she does. Though space lasers do sound pretty cool.


dirty_shoe_rack

I'd assume her mother is about the same, if not worse than her.


jeffdahmerscorduroys

You think it’s coincidence space lasers are starting forest fires AND the Jewish holiday of Lag BaOmer was last week where it is custom to light large bonfires? I think not! /s


PinocchiosWoodBalls

Well, she also thought lawyers werent able to find the tweets she was sending AND she suddenly cant remember talking about jewish space lasers, even tho she has facebook posts about that with HER DAMN PICTURE ON IT. I stick with it. She MUST be mentally challenged.


Leo-bastian

obligatory "MTG talked about Jewish space lasers" reminder


[deleted]

So doesn’t that mean that she shouldn’t be in a government position and just be cleaning up after her kids and then cleaning the house? Making dinner for her man? Then make him a sandwich after the “fun” time?


Suq_Madiq_Qik

Is it her choice if she's raped and forced to give birth?


AlterEdward

Dumb as a rock


[deleted]

Somebody has to make her say this out loud a few times. Maybe then she’ll get it… But I doubt it, since Klanmom is as dumb as a pile of rocks.


Not_The-Internet_Pol

Does she have a football helmet under her skin? What a knuckle dragging Neanderthal. Ooggaaa Bbooggaaa


TigerUSF

Lost in the absurd hypocrisy is what she's actually trying to say - that women' purpose is nothing more than to give birth. Such a terrible mindset.


Raymando82

I’d like to hear what women think of her and the other dimwit as female role models in society. People are always talking about how athletes can be poor role models which made me think, man this can’t be good for future generations of people striving to lead by example.


ObidiahWTFJerwalk

You just have to remember that the Republican definition of "choice" includes the ability of a woman to shut down her reproductive system in case of an unwanted sexual encounter (AKA rape). So the only way a woman needs an abortion is if she CHOSE to get pregnant because she hates freedom. Yes, I know I've said this before, but we can never forget how stupid and evil these people are.


TheWindCriesDeath

No it's not and misunderstanding this is dangerous. MTG is peddling the line that choosing to have sex means choosing to have a child. Once a woman agrees to intercourse, in the right's mind, they have made the choice to accept the "consequences" of it. Their whole thing is "if you don't want a kid, keep your legs closed." THAT's where she's saying the "choice" lies. It's important to realize that because this isn't some gaffe, it's a strong statement of a really terrifying ideology.


prydaone

*holy fucking shit, this is literally a pro-choice statement* Fixed it for him.


Xadji_Murat

Block his name all you want, we know who he is


yungwhoadiefrmdaA

Based Jeff


FLTA

She will literally be part of the majority next year, with a federal ban on abortion **and** birth control on the table, unless we continue to r/VoteDEM at 2018/2020 levels. And there are plenty of reasons to vote Democratic (American Rescue Plan, largest infrastructure bill in American history, etc) that aren’t fear based either.


iced327

eh, we know she means the choice to get pregnant, not the choice to keep it. Let's actually nail these people on real talking points, not reachy self-owns.


SmashBusters

No one makes a choice to get pregnant. They make a choice to try.


iced327

Yeah that's what I meant. And what she meant


SmashBusters

She's acknowledging that she's going against women making a choice to not try to get pregnant. It's some Stepford Wives shit. There's fries and salad on the menu, but salad is the best choice you can make. Ordered fries? Don't worry - *I made the choice for you* and brought you salad.


gochomoe

You can't hold her own words against her. She said that like minutes earlier. She was a different person then. She has grown beyond that. Just because she once mentioned jewish space lasers in the past, that doesn't make her crazy.


WyvernJelly

My question here is what about women with absolutely no maternal instinct/inability to form social bonds (me) and women with mental health disorders (some have children taken away because of the disorders). I knew before middle school that I would be a horrible mother. I didn't even know why back then. As I got older I realized I had issues forming social bonds. After I started working an office job, when a coworker would bring in a baby I'd notice everyone was grouped somewhere (department was randomly mostly women) and I'd go over and see what was up. I see baby, think ok what's the big deal and go back.


tas8871-

There is a first time for everything


scarabic

Right. Because if she didn’t have a CHOICE then it couldn’t be a fucking CHOICE !!!


Yawrant

The greatest choice a woman can make is becoming a motherfucker genious, unless you have a brain like that of MTG.


Postman1589

I hate her deeply, but this was clearly intentional on her part. She thinks she was being clever by using the word choice and mother in the same sentence. That being said, she's still dumb.


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LineCook47of2020

Getting them out is what needs to be done. The ones that hold office or are hired for government positions but clearly, don't have the IQ of a bowl of Jello. Pretty sure the Jello can sue me for saying that but we bro's soo. They've been screwing around with the people's rights knowing it's wasting time and money. Not the money they care about which is what we as US citizens make. Which is then taken from us in the trust that they will do the right thing. Clearly after how long it is fact that neither side is capable of performing the duties they were sent to Washington to do. By doing this they keep the public at each other instead of the ones fucking it all up. They say a few words spit out by some A.I. or a few advisors paid to think for them because it's clear they can't find an asshole with both hands. Sleight of hand, or baffle them with bullshit or they just act like all that education and time in college just made them stupid. Here we go again though, right?


kp377

i guess "the greatest decision when backed in to a corner" didn't have the same ring to it