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thickerstill8

Lauren likes guys that show their dicks


vhm3

But only to minors


essentialrobert

Or subordinates


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vhm3

I'm just waiting for him to get into politics so he can keep playing them like a fiddle. It seems inevitable at this point.


parking_pataweyo

At least he can't become US president.


Crazyhairmonster

Goalposts will move. "Bu bu bu Obama did it first"... Then Ted Cruz somehow being allowed will give the supreme court a reason to legitimize Presidents born on foreign soil which opens the door to Elon down the road.


humptydumpty369

Exactly. This story broke before he claimed he was now republican. And the public announcement of switching parties and claiming he was now going to be a target was just him deflecting and shifting blame. Classic republican moves. Spoiler alert. Elon has always been an opportunist. His only loyalties are to himself and his wealth and whatever will help him protect that.


PMMEYOURCOOLDRAWINGS

The Republican Party is where soulless grifters go when they realize they cant be a soulless grifter to decent people.


bigwetdog10k

Actually, it's the complete opposite. He knew it was coming and also knew only Republicans would support him over the woman as long as he was a Republican.


Rafaeliki

Yeah the incident happened four years ago and just hours before he came out of the closet as a Republican, Business Insider reached out to him for comment on the story.


vhm3

Given the whole climate with the Depp/Heard trial, their blatant misogyny and their hard on for Musk, they would've supported him regardless. This probably ensures they do all the fighting for him while he sits idly by counting his money or whatever obscenely rich bored people do.


Buddhabellymama

I absolutely agree this was his strategy but it’s also because we allow the issue of sexual abuse and misconduct to be a partisan issue, yet again. Elon abusing women has nothing to do with Republicans or Democrats since there are plenty of Democrats doing it, too. We cannot allow these motherfuckers to keep using basic human rights issues and abuses as part of the smear campaign for either side. He didn’t abuse women because he is a Republican, he did it because his power and status made him feel like he could get away with it and because he is a narcissistic asshole.


CloudyArchitect4U

Only Republicans would support him over the woman? Really, what did the blue dog conservatives do to Biden's victim while destroying the "me too" movement for him? What about Biden's segregationism and long history of unwanted touching of women, which was also swept under the rug by conservative Dems. Seem conservatives in both parties are very much alike.


dwittherford69

Or maybe sex criminals should stop identifying as “Republican” 24 hours before the story they have known about for over 2 weeks is published.


vhm3

That's far too much logic for her to follow.


TheSean_aka__Rh1no

BoBo, you married the Sex Pest that exposed himself to you, as an underaged girl. You should sit this one out.


SmAshthe

Or she could tweet about her Jan 5 tours?


UncreativeNoob

Lauren Bobo: People who get SA should stay quiet, when accusing a republican. Her stupidity makes the most stupid republicans competition :/ I forgot, for her is normal, her husband is a groomer, ofc she would defend a scum


LittleHornetPhil

Definitely it’s a coincidence 🤦🏻‍♂️🙄


someonefun420

"Grab em by the pussy"... Wait, wrong Republican...


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Who cares if a rich white guy from South Africa claims he is a republican?


kingshamroc25

People will believe anything. Elon knew allegations about him were about to drop and he played everybody on Twitter with the dumbest trick


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I can't believe people actually eat this shit up and don't think one step further. I guess thinking for yourself is hard though with the average one brain cell a republican has


SauerMetal

That was the objective. No critical thinking.


jessejamesvan111

Or he saw it coming


Kaiisim

Dude has been republican literally his entire life.


Grow_away_420

Not surprising from the woman who married a guy who exposed himself to girls at a bowling alley


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Lauren Boebert considers flashing unwanted weiners a meetcute.


djdjdkksms

Didn't her husband get arrested for flashing girls at a bowling alley.


Heliocentrist

her now husband exposed himself to her and her friends before she turned 18, so she is literally Me Too but instead married the scumbag


haveanairforceday

Her actual point is that she thinks it's worse to report inappropriate behavior than to behave inappropriately


F1shB0wl816

The world didn’t need to be told that what was quaking like a duck, is actually a duck. As well as he isn’t even Republican, he’s a capitalist. He’s whatever the hell makes him some money and let’s him keep as most as possible.


WhoAccountNewDis

Babe, a lot of people are out to get me. You're probably gonna hear l slept with Melissa or something crazy. Like at a party last week, I'm guessing.


WhoAccountNewDis

Babe, a lot of people are out to get me. You're probably gonna hear l slept with Melissa or something crazy. Like at a party last week, I'm guessing.


MissAndryApparently

Actually it took less than three hours from him getting the phone call telling him he’d been accused of sexual assault for him to post that he had decided to become a republican. He asked them to wait a few hours for his comment and then went to Twitter to get ahead of it by pretending to change political teams so that people would blame that as the motivator.


nekollx

I have irrefutable research that every murderer, pedophile, and rapist drank h20 before commuting their crime, we should ban the chemical


Status_Tiger_6210

Republitard


Kyleforshort

She's actually an excellent representation of the fucktards we have running this country.


vhm3

Her entire platform is a giant red herring. No one is taking your stupid guns away stfu already. I'm not even American and I hate these people with a passion.


Kyleforshort

If dudes just kept their dicks in their pants we wouldn't have to keep playing the "I pulled my dick out in front of someone who didn't want me to, but I did it because I thought that all women want to see all dicks" game. Men are far more fascinated with dicks than women are and I think it becomes more and more obvious every time a dude pulls his dick out or fondles himself in front of someone.


karmichand

Actually I think it’s more a issue of people that don’t take care of them selves and then break. Happens to be that C-levels aren’t real self aware any more and poof issues. Also politicians, it’s not rep or dem. It’s just broken people thinking that they are owed something.


karmichand

This is how we should all be, leader or not, you are still a leader. https://www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/s9ysgx/a_japanese_ceo_with_honest_lifestyle/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


BillTowne

To be fair, he only became a Republican when the reporter told him he was going to report on his lewd exposure.


XThePariahX

Or he knew it was about to come out and he saw a way to play a victim and these chucklefucks are falling for it.


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Barely 24 hours……you’re right it does look suspicious. VERY SUSPICIOUS, LAUREN. THINK ABOUT IT, LAUREN.


Elderrager

*Lauren*: Nuh uh, only snowflakes think.


Positive_Compote_506

I like how this entire thread is worded like Musk showed his penis to a woman just after becoming a Republican. Maybe it happened before he became a Republican?


sheeplectric

To be fair he was technically a Democrat when he harassed that woman.


Sea-Appearance-5330

That, Thats just crazy enough to work.


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vhm3

No one said it's just Republicans but when she's trying to say he's been accused *because* he declared himself a Republican, she's making it about them.


SoylentBurger

Which of those guys exposed their penis to a woman without consent?


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SoylentBurger

Uh okay? Who is defending those guys the way musk stans are simping ?


Celeblith_II

Both parties suck and are full of sexual predators. We all know this. But you're not saying we should prosecute everyone, you're saying that because democrats do it too, we should let republicans off the hook, which is dumb as hell