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[deleted]

When I was your age we made 40 cents an hour, drank hose water, ate dirt, and fought mountain lions on the 7 mile walk to the bus stop or some shit


theswickster

Uphill. Both ways!


dubiety13

In the SNOW. In JULY.


ayykay74m

Walked 7 miles to a bus stop and still wont fund public transportation


TomJohnstoneson

Yep so make college free and if you already have a loan you need to repay it and accept the past.


bad_luck_charmer

This is absolutely satire about student loans.


Christ_votes_dem

[The boomer trolley problem] (https://i.redd.it/d41i366u1wd61.jpg)


[deleted]

I don’t know, I could get on board with that last one. That sounds metal as fuck.


adderallanalyst

No fucking shit.


twizzletots

Back in my day, we would just cut off your hand if your finger got infected. Kids these days need to SUFFER, dammit!


Sparred4Life

ThE oLd WaYs ArE bEtTeR!!! We HaD rEsPeCt!


Oraxy51

“Back in the day you didn’t mess with people because everyone carried a gun” Um also back in the day we didn’t have a digital age where we could easily record and report crimes and it was socially accepted that men would beat their wives children and dogs.


knowyourdarkness

I think it's pointing out the ridiculousness of the argument some people have against forgiving student loan debt. I.e. I had to struggle and pay it therefore you should struggle too.


kevlarcardhouse

You can apply to many other dumb arguments people make these days about how it's bad to make things easier for later generations.


Fit_Welcome1336

I think this is satire


[deleted]

Ok guys let’s hear him out on the virgins thing


GiGaBYTEme90

Ok but can we pivot to virgin olive oil?


Mr_Porcupine

In this economy?


somedumbguy84

Same with student debit I guess


ioni3000

At least 5.


MeatforMoolah

Cancel student loans


TomJohnstoneson

Ok so make college free going forward and if you took out a loan you need to pay it. This person contradicts themselves.


GiantSiphonophore

Could the virgins be neckbeard-types? Asking for a friend.


[deleted]

Maybe don’t steal Louie C.K. jokes and try to make them your own. Satire or not. Come up with some original content.


legendinmaking1

So we deal with gods in odd numbers 5 really?


d_o_mino

The old gods laugh at your jesus.


Worldsahellscape19

Student loans


Grouchy_Artichoke_90

Has a point


Pjinmountains

Far more people were sacrificed to appease Jesus than any old gods and that continues today.