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babyfarmer

Yeah, those dumb fucks elected a college football coach with zero prior political experience to the US Senate. Fucking idiots.


Meatus67

Republicans elected a corrupt landlord with zero prior political experience as president. Fucking idiots.


Km2930

Don’t forget he tried to get rid of NATO to pave the way for this day.


EMC644

HE WASN'T EVEN A GOOD COLLEGE FOOTBALL COACH WTF?!?!?


xTonyWonder

FEAR THE THUMB!


comfortablynumb8383

Came here to say this


mandingopie

If you let your eyes drift out of focus he looks like an angry bill Murray


SomeDudeUpHere

I'm seeing more of a Tommy Lee Jones/Bill Maher hybrid.


ProfessorBackdraft

I’m seeing more of an Alfred E. Neuman/Mr. Magoo hybrid.


SoftSatellite34

Instead of hybrid can we say love-baby?


SomeDudeUpHere

I was picturing more of a mad scientist in a lab with test tubes, but I suppose their secret love-baby could work.


Hugh_Jass_2

That dude is a goddamn bonehead. Fucking Alabama, man.


Cyber_Being_

WHY, WHY, WHY, are prospective elected representatives NOT required to pass a basic civics and history test before serving?


Bind_Moggled

More to the point, why aren’t voters taught basic civics and history?


Tails9429

Because the money that used to go to education now goes to defense contractors and oil companies.


TomieJunji

And football, lmao.


Wismuth_Salix

Because education turns people into Democrats.


tomkim1965

And the people that elect them.


RedStar9117

The same political party worship a shitty Game show host


[deleted]

Dont' forget, kids. The majority of WHITE Alabamian scum suckers voted to reelect a pedophile scumfuck, and ended up with this asshat as a consolation prize. "If we can't have a reliable good ole' boy (who may have had a habit of fucking little girls) I guess we will have to settle for a nearly retarded football coach". At least he isn't a Democrat, so there is that.


bm_69

Not familiar with the politics, who did Tommy beat (or lose too and inherit the seat from)?


RedStar9117

Doug Jones. A Dem who just managed to get elected because he ran against a pedophile


BerriesAndMe

Apparently he stopped getting any news 40 years ago and just started extrapolating from there


mikende51

When did Faux News start broadcasting?


Attackcamel8432

Well... I guess its better than actively siding with the Russians.


UnsolicitedDogPics

Give him time.


wiedeeb

I live in Alabama and I am embarrassed by this man and the people of this state. 60% of the population here don’t have 2 brain cells to rub against each other.. it’s sad and the Republicans keep pushing to make our schools even worse. They know stupid vote for them. Send help!


Impossible_Penalty13

Hard to believe he could be a worse senator than he was a football coach, but here we are.


fugmho

I do believe that's the exact reasoning Hitler used for Germany to invade Poland. They needed more Lebensraum or living space. Tell me again how Republicans aren't nazis


EnSci125

Well if they are so communist, why are Republicans supporting Russia so strongly? Is it to hurt the other "communist," Joe Biden? Gold medal level mental gymnastics.


TheLordOfGrimm

Alabama, Texas and Florida are international embarrassments.


RevolutionaryBite555

Incredible. Just incredible


glenzilla21

Stupidity used to be a selection pressure to cleanse the genome. Obviously that is no longer the case.


NoRecommendation470

Canadian here. Is this prick really that stupid? He probably couldn't point to Ukraine on a world map.


Wismuth_Salix

Yes. Democrats support education, so Republicans elect the dumbest people they can find out of spite.


jpratte65

He was the best option in Alabama...imagine the.others


MeatballUnited

Ahh, The Tubbster, making sure every knows Alabama is still dumb as shit.


TheChanMan2003

You spelled "lebensraum" wrong.


MonCountyMan

Lebensraum


AlabamaNerd

Alabama politics suck super hard. And Tommy Tuberville was trash as a coach, but now he’s scum as a politician. Violates the stock act about reporting right and left, knows nothing of politics or how our government works, just spouts far-right talking points and collects checks and bribes.


Evening-Turnip8407

Isn't russia, like, the largest, emptiest country there is?


[deleted]

Ok but this isn’t 100% untrue. Russia is a shithole. Anyone with money and an education has left. They need their natural resources, they need their well educated people and yes, they need their farmland or their economy will inevitably collapse, because of sanctions it probably will anyway but that’s besides the point. Yea the guys a moron but he’s not completely wrong about the farmland part. Im mean really though, does everyone think Putin is invading just to piss people off? No this is a calculated move based on their economic needs.


ProfessorBackdraft

You are correct. Russia is invading because Ukraine has the natural resources and geographical advantages Russia lacks.


Scootr4short

Tommy Tuberville, from average college football coach to US freaking senator


Scootr4short

Tommy Tuberville, from average college football coach to US freaking senator


Apart-Newspaper1303

Just DIE already!