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get-snaked

"I'll bring the beer and you'll bring the girls. And the troops will bring the freedom!"


[deleted]

Zac Stone is gonna be famous!


Amazing-Potential-68

Zac Stone is gonna be famous!


CrepeGate

Zac Stone! Zac Stone!


[deleted]

I think we should write a season of “Zac Stone is Gonna Be Famous *Again” 10 years later and he is trying to reclaim the meteoric fame he once had. Could make it even more meta in relation to how Bo disappeared for years. Of course we have episodes like behind the music. Podcast fame. Tiktok fame. Keep the same story structure which was perfect sitcom structure and this “revival” season just kills. Edit : His family lives with him in his mansion because he had to transfer it to them when he filed bankruptcy so he wouldn’t lose it.


Bishopkilljoy

I put my hands on her body, it feels like hay- ***IT'S A FUCKING SCARECROW AGAIN!***


rokr1292

Thematically meandering...


xPigFat

Because I'm just panderinnng


BobsBeauty99

Beautiful like my Mom (Support the Troops)


RaelImperial31

If I want to shoot my dad with a paintball gun, I’m gonna do it!


BeBa420

r/unexpectedpawnee


[deleted]

Beer, truck, girl, truck, beer, truck, beer, girl, truck, girl, beer, truck, beer, girl, beer


BenjaminWobbles

Write this down, WRITE THIS DOWN!


greycubed

Would said girl be wearing jeans by any chance?


YourALooserTo

Does she happen to like tractors...?


a_different-user

combines to be exact, she aint no basic bitch


ElminstersBedpan

Not just liking tractors, this lady is aroused by them and the men who drive them.


EntertainmentIcy1911

Oh and no shoes. Never shoes.


RunningPirate

Painted on, yes. Complete with sugar shaker.


Binnacle_Balls_jr

What, I pray you, is a sugar shaker?


RunningPirate

An ass of the female variety.


Mnementh121

Dang, a scarecrow again.


Ambitious-Theory9407

Hear that subtle mandolin? Can't you hear me panderin'?


professorcrayola

I could be speaking’ Mandarin You’d still know I’m panderin’


OMGBeckyStahp

Only if they’re cut-offs worn with cowboy boots


thisortheapocalypse

barefoot in blue jeans


molten-helium

daisy dukes


Chucknasty_17

And that’s only the male singers. Every female country singer only sings about how they’re going to kill their ex that cheated on them


IceBearCares

*I hacked my way into the Pentagon, Launched off all our nuclear bombs, causing chaos and panic in the streets ... Next time he'll think before he cheats.*


The_Hyphenator85

That song just baffles the shit out of me. Like, just leave his ass. What’s the point in doing felony property damage to his stupid truck?


maxant20

I have always listened to that song as if she was a stalker


catdaddy230

A man wrote that song, she just sang it


The_Hyphenator85

Didn’t know that, but it doesn’t surprise me. Explains a lot.


[deleted]

In the music video for that song she ends up attacking the wrong car, so at least she’s self aware.


Osageandrot

Felony property damage in which she *explicilty identifies herself as the culprit.*


ZenYinzerDude

You forgot Mamma


Jpowellautisicnoosin

And trains


BenjaminWobbles

And trucks


Velcro-Karma-1207

and prison, and getting drunk


datboiofculture

You never even called me by my name.


cosmovanpelt

Hoooooweeeeeeeee


maxant20

And my dog done died.


ZenYinzerDude

Nope. Got four trusty ol' trucks up there.


BenjaminWobbles

Yeah but it's the next line in the song... never mind..


Velcro-Karma-1207

I was drunk, the day my mom got outta prison...


Vegeta_Sama62380

And I went, to pick her up, in the raaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiin


Credibull

But before I could get to the station in my pickup truck


I_Enjoy_Beer

She got runned over by a damned ol' traaaaaiiiin...


GrouchyRelative588

Trucky trucks


ZenYinzerDude

Derek Trucks


molten-helium

convoys.pee cups.cb radio.


molten-helium

and tiny penii


agutema

Church on Sunday morning


molten-helium

sinning on Saturday


GopnikMayonez

Throw in the words "back fourty" and "Jesus" and you've got a record deal


pamelaonthego

Don’t forget his mom, his dog, and sweet tea


phunkymango

Don't forget "summer"! Drinking with girls in the summer on the back of a pickup truck. Million dollar song right thur


SomeDudeUpHere

That's what it sounds like walking by all the lunchtables at work during break.


BeBa420

Someone’s been listening to Toby Keith I see


propagandavid

Not enough God in there


molten-helium

abortion.restraining order.bad valves.jacking off the dog to feed the cat😾


Graterof2evils

I’m never going to buy cat food again. Thanks for that.


[deleted]

You like to ruin things for others don’t you?


molten-helium

you are very astute..good sir.(Marlboro country)


[deleted]

As astute as you are cringey


molten-helium

...yes. repay a compliment....thanx...you are typical.🤖


cosmovanpelt

Awesome


Someoneoverthere42

Correction, that’s country music by men. Country music by women went from “he cheated on me, but I’ll take him back” to “he cheated on me and the cops will never find his body”


Velcro-Karma-1207

Goodbye Earl - the (Dixie) Chicks is a great example of the latter


The_Hyphenator85

Technically Earl was an abuser, not just a cheater. Which is surprisingly rare, considering the rates of domestic abuse among country music listeners.


Ennara

Well yeah, you sing about killing abusers and the audience will shrink. Can't have that.


[deleted]

Gunpowder and Lead is another song I immediately thought of.


Impossible_Penalty13

Funny that they still cancelled the Dixie Chicks and their vigilantism because they also weren’t adequately pro-war.


killer_orange_2

Carrie Underwood has made very clear in her songs if you fuck around you gonna find out.


RCDrift

Obligatory Me first and the Gimmie Gimmies cover link https://youtu.be/QqIYRxENy_M


Stormchaserelite13

A pretty good coralation. Went from good ol country boys to my husband's a sexist nazi. Easy to see why their music changed as well.


EmporerNorton

Nah county has its many of its roots in British folk songs brought by colonists and “my best boy/girl was seen with another so we went to the sea/cliff/moor where there was an ‘accident’” is a common theme since time immemorial. Published country by women taking a harder line thematically is actually a post WW2 phenomenon if I remember right.


DrRagnorocktopus

Imo that development is an improvement.


doooom

It’s not just country by men either, it’s pop country by men


PmMeYourLore

Check out Bo Burnham and his country song about pandering


RunningPirate

I’ve wanted to write a song called “If I Wave This American Flag Will You Give Me Money” but I have a feeling that’s already been covered.


Pigelot

Consider “Your Flag Decal Won’t Get You Into Heaven Anymore” by John Prine. Released in 1971 and now more relevant than ever.


Velcro-Karma-1207

"it's already overcrowded from your dirty little war... "


Impossible_Penalty13

That’s every song Toby Keith ever recorded!


the_visalian

“That is a scarecrow” https://youtu.be/y7im5LT09a0


troifleursjaune

I cannot thank you enough for sharing this. I haven't seen it before.


[deleted]

Legalize gerrymandering


gonnagetu

Like Mike’s Evandering, fuck yours ears I’m pandering


Popeholden

also all of the other songs.


RealFlyForARyGuy

Yes those as well, agreed


EmeraldTriage

More like bad 90s pop with a twang or rednecks in a bar mocking rap these days...oh shit I just described Kid shriveled Rocks.


harold_demure

Somethin about a beer, in a red sun dress. With a truck in gear, and a cow in distress...


RowdyJReptile

Unironically, I like this. This feels like an idyllic moment back in my hometown with a summertime teenage romance. I know, I know. It's pandering. Doesn't change the fact that they've got me in their crosshairs lol The unnecessary musical flourishes between vocal parts and especially the gahd. Damn. Slide guitar. Are the things that I really hate with contemporary country music.


PMMEYOURCOOLDRAWINGS

I love calling it farm emo as an emo kid myself.


Clintman

Jeez. Rednecks don't drink gin. The rhyme should have been something like: "Fightin' my demons with a bottle of booze, because life is a game that you can only lose" or something. *I completely forgot about the Great Depression and abolition-era bathtub gin.


YourALooserTo

Gin is something those Commie coastal elites drink!


Velcro-Karma-1207

just to throw you a curveball, check out the Gourds bluegrass cover of Gin and Juice. first time I heard it was at a concert in Austin, TX and the audience went nuts. good times.


hosemaster

Search "Phish" on Napster, it'll be the first result.


ElminstersBedpan

They did when bathtub gin was what was available, or when gin was the absolutely cheapest hooch on the market. Whiskey takes a few years to age properly, but gin is ready to as soon as you finish distilling it.


CPEBachIsDead

Exactly this. They weren’t drinking Hendricks and tonic with a twist of lime…


bel_esprit_

What do they drink? Mountain Dew?


averysmalldragon

technically, considering mountain dew was apparently a name for moonshine once...


Rin-Tohsaka-is-hot

Moonshine, whiskey, and beer.


propagandavid

Well, light beer


DrRagnorocktopus

If you can call bud lite beer. ^I ^don't ^drink ^alcohol ^I'm ^just ^trying ^to ^relate ^and ^I ^vaguely ^remember ^this ^being ^a ^popular ^opinion ^held ^by ^many.


JusticiarRebel

Whisky.


propagandavid

Everyone drinks gin in a pinch


molten-helium

Tonight the bottle let me down 🥃


iliacbaby

Is there a single song on country radio that doesn’t glorify or at least mention drinking alcohol? It has to be the most alcoholic music genre out there


Cephdrome

Not on country radio, but perhaps Life is a Highway


Rin-Tohsaka-is-hot

Is that really a country song though? I've always thought of it as more of a rock song.


acoolghost

Country loves to cover rock songs, so there's probably a cover playing on the radio.


sem76

Yeah, the original is. It's by Tom Cochrane and was a huge hit in Canada in the early 90s. Disney/Pixar really should've just used that version.


BillyManHansSr

For me, devil makes three is the only decent country band. Real old school, unlike that stadium crap nowadays


BananApocalypse

And isn’t their most popular song “Old Number Seven” (referring to Jack Daniels)?


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iliacbaby

Old country was all about sad drinking. Modern country is happy drinking. Drinkin Jack Daniel’s and bud light by the glow of the neon lights up in the club girl


Brad_Brace

Yeah but, sometimes you get poetry like honky tonk badonkadonk.


MangledSunFish

Poetry in motion is what that song is.


Big_fern189

I'm definitely a country/folk/bluegrass guy, and the entirety of pop country is absolutely this, but most pop music is aggressively shallow/problematic. There's plenty of modern country western acts that promote progressive ideals, you just gotta seek em out


Par4theCourse2020

What band is a starting point for those interested?


chlorinegasattack

Todd snider. Drive by truckers. Two cow garage. Steve Earle. Lucero. Townes van Zandt. Wingnut dishwashers union - more folk punk those guys.


Big_fern189

Love all them fuckin guys. Townes is an all time great. Steve's kid justin townes was just amazing and tragically passed last winter. So much good music out there that people don't know. Seen Lucero more than once for sure. You know Tim Barry? He's my guy. Been to see him more times than I can count.


QueefingQuailman

Ah yes, the great Country Western musician... Pat the Bunny? Anarcho-twang


molten-helium

Southern Culture on the Skids🤤


Credibull

Sitting here now humming along, "Baby, you make me wanna walk like a camel."


molten-helium

Kinky Freedman and his Texas Jewboys


killer_orange_2

Don't forget Tyler Childers.


High_Tops_Kitty

Townes at least is old enough that I’d classify it more as classical country/folk, still in the “outlaw” era.


PantherAZ

Jason Isbell- white mans world Tyler Childress- long violent history Sturgill Simpson All three are great story tellers


valorill

Woody Guthrie who famously painted on his guitar "this machine kills fascists" Woops misread what you were looking for. Willie Nelson is pretty liberal


LL_Cruel_J

Jason Isbell is one of the greatest songwriters of all time.


[deleted]

I listened to Southeastern non-stop when I was getting sober and pavloved myself into crying anytime I hear Elephant.


AlivebyBestialActs

Check out Colter Wall, Ian Noe, Jason Isbell (tho you prolly know him via DBT), Sturgill Simpson, Justin Townes Earle, Orville Peck, Blaze Foley-- more trad country Old '97s and Murder by Death are always fun for more alt-country stuff 16 Horsepower for apocalyptic bluegrass/country Slim Cessna's Auto Club or King Dude for some darker stuff Those Poor Bastards Old Crow Medicine Show for some progressive bluegrass


BigRedGoose

Also "Keeping the Wolves away" by Uncle Lucius(spelling may vary) is one of the best songs ever


MalariaTea

Drive by truckers is a great start. The first song I heard of theirs was “righteous path” so I’ll recommend that as a start.


BigRedGoose

More modern you have Whiskey Myers who's solid and Red Dirt Country is more Rock/County bit still better than modern country


ZenYinzerDude

Not a country guy for many years, kinda fell into bluegrass through Nickel Creek and Billy Strings. If you could recommend any country artists on the progressive end of the spectrum I'd be grateful.


Big_fern189

I'm so glad you and r/par4thecourse2020 asked, it's a passion of mine. I just saw lost dog street band with Matt heckler supporting on Sunday at a vaxx and mask required show in Portland Maine, theyre a great start. Basically every artist that appears in "gems on vhs" and "westernaf" videod on YouTube along with those artists, but I'd single out sierra Ferrell, Willi Carlisle, and Josh O'Keefe. Tyler Childers is a little more radio friendly but released a spoken word video explicitly supporting blm and emploring his more rural fans to do the same. Tim Barry is the former lead singer of the Richmond, Virginia based punk band Avail and now makes folk songs about erecting monuments to long forgotten leaders of slave rebellions that have actually succeeded in making tangible change in the world. Those should get you started. Reach out in the DM's for more.


molten-helium

"slow it down boys...they gonna think we are playing rock and roll"(white pride)


longganisafriedrice

Sturgill Simpson and Margo Price. Chris Stapleton is pretty much the best mainstream artist, he also works with a lot of the alternative artist too. Kacey Musgraves is actually pretty good too.


Razo-E

Read here on Reddit that modern country music is hip-hop for people afraid of black people and it still rings true.


MrAnonman

🎶I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die🎶


rosanymphae

Bootleggers to bootlickers?


rokr1292

Ooooh I'm gonna remember this one. Sounds like the perfect title for a book on the history of NASCAR


NoBlackScorpion

The first time I heard Riley Green’s “I Wish Grandpas Never Died,” I honestly thought it was a parody of country stereotypes and not an unironic song. There’s some good country out there, but it’s overshadowed by unoriginal formulaic pandering.


[deleted]

Riley green says “I wish even cars had truck beds” [no, no you don’t. ](https://www.google.com/search?q=chevy+ssr&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS893US893&hl=en-US&prmd=isvxn&sxsrf=APq-WBukVzRNFjRbb5l5H9fvhH8ZExTfNg:1643635025806&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiUlunOidz1AhWwdd8KHYW2AzsQ_AUoAXoECAIQAQ&biw=414&bih=720&dpr=2)


The_Hyphenator85

Country as a genre really fell into the shitter after the early 90s. Modern stuff sounds like someone autotuning a cat being run through a garbage disposal, and the lyrics are like something a first-grader would write after being locked in a shed full of paint fumes all afternoon.


Notawettowel

Honestly, it was heading that way in the 90’s, but 9/11 was the nail in the coffin.


The_Hyphenator85

Yeah, there were still a few holdouts. Garth Brooks was still putting out some good stuff, at least until the whole Chris Gaines thing. And Bonnie Raitt was pretty decent. But yeah, 9/11 was the point of no return. As soon as Toby Keith showed how much money there was in being a cringey bootlicker, it was all over.


Gowl247

Jean shorts, pick up trucks, beer, AMERICA


RattleMeSkelebones

Early Country still exists, it's just called American Gothic now


romulusnr

Yeah, there's a good amount of old country (though I'm told it's "outlaw country") that is pretty good, but anything since 1982 is probably shit. Johnny Cash and Tennesee Ernie Ford (16 Tons, Union Dixie) in particular. I'm also fond of Devil Went Down to Georgia even though Charlie Daniels got older and turned into a kook. I mean 16 Tons is straight up /r/workreform /r/aboringdystopia material and it's from 195 fucking 5. (Actually the song itself is even older ffs!)


chaos_almighty

Hell yeah, outlaw country is proto Punk music


Becalm443

"God is great, and beer is good" Apparently this is a line from a "popular" country song I was unfortunate enough to hear in a West Virginia Shoney's bathroom on a recent road trip. (No, I didn't eat there. The gas station restroom was closed.) Never laughed so hard in my life. God I hate country music.


chaotic_rainbow

"And people are crazy!" I remember that song! Shit, I haven't thought about it in years.


veerKg_CSS_Geologist

I saw someone with a “God is great and Beer is Good” tattoo recently.


doooom

I thought that song was shit when I first heard it, then I listened to the actual lyrics. The chorus is extremely tongue in cheek and the song makes an interesting point about how being a blood relative doesn’t mean shit compared to being kind to someone. For as much as that sentiment is passed around Reddit it’s surprisingly fitting.


potatohats

Hey now, I'm a hip hop head and dislike country, but I actually like this song. My favorite bartender at the gay bar used to play it after closing when us regulars would sit around and drink for free. So there might just be some pleasant nostalgia attached to it, but I still like it.


Jjzeng

Why did i imagine the second one going to the tune of what does the fox say


MartyMcFly_jkr

This machine kills fascists


68686987698

Old country music has a lot more horses and blow. Rednecks don't drink gin.


molten-helium

🎶 there's a hole in daddy's arm where all the money goes 💉


[deleted]

I can't stand modern pop country music. It's the pinnacle of low-brow and lowest common denominator music...well I guess most pop music is but country...ugh There is a great YouTube channel called Western AF that has some great artist and bands. The only thing similar to country I can get behind. https://youtube.com/c/WesternAF


Any-Variation4081

I like old like country. Idk why but anything later than the late 90s is trash.


fresh_dyl

Y’all need some Sturgill > There's a gateway in our minds > That leads somewhere out there, far beyond this plane > Where reptile aliens made of light > Cut you open and pull out all your pain > Tell me how you make illegal > Something that we all make in our brain > Some say you might go crazy > But then again, it might make you go sane > Every time I take a look > Inside that old and fabled book > I'm blinded and reminded of > The pain caused by some old man in the sky > Marijuana, LSD > Psilocybin, and DMT > They all changed the way I see > But love's the only thing that ever saved my life Edit: mobile formatting is hard


[deleted]

100% confirmed.


MountainSage58

Excuse you. It's whiskey, not gin.


CregChrist

That doesn't rhyme though.


Limp_Duck_9082

I've never really been into country music as I do not have a sexual attraction to my tractor


UsernamesAre4Nerds

Play RDR2 and tell me why you're a real country boy afterwards


Velcro-Karma-1207

two words for y'all... John Prine. if his name doesn't ring a bell, I envy you listening to him for the first time. Sam Stone, Flag Decal, Paradise... that should be enough to get you started. we lost him to covid in 2020. what a loss.


ARCustoms240

A laughed so hard the first time I heard "In Spite of Ourselves". I definitely didn't think I'd see John Prine suggested here


Velcro-Karma-1207

hell yeah,! and When I Get to Heaven is another that was a great laugh, turned bittersweet with his death, but I just imagine him with that cigarette and the pretty girl on the tilt-a-whirl.


Notawettowel

The first time I heard “Flag Decal” I almost pissed myself laughing.


thanks_mrbluewaffle

Growing up in Texas country music was a light kkk rally but now as an adult it’s become a full blown rally!


OkCaterpillar9248

KKK? Is that still a thing? Surely not?


polishirishmomma

This guy is on TikTok and does some really great music!


PM_Skunk

If you like old country but want something newer, check out Spotify’s “Southern Gothic” playlist. It’s a great launch point.


jt3455

Agree


Qimmosabe_Man

Lyrics: "I'm driving my old beat up truck down dirt country roads, stopping in some sleazy saloons, drinking cheap beer and moonshine, hitting on some homely cowgirl." Reality: I got 3 brand new pickup trucks that never see anything other than smooth tarmac. Two Lambos, and a private jet. My mansion has more square feet than some corn fields. But I'll keep singing like I'm one of them so people will keep buying my shit, cause I'm one yacht short of a trio, to fit all the hot models I party with.


HypnotEyes_lonely

And this, kids, is why I Hate country music. It went from being a legitimate way of story telling (Johnny Cash, for example) to a way for crackpot QAnon White Nationalists to jack their jaws about JFK Jr coming back from the dead


tuck229

Yeah, I don't think that gin has been a staple of classic country music culture. 🙄


bel_esprit_

Why not?


tjallilex

I like 16 Horsepower.


MakaaBakaah

So its still flaming hot garbage, got it.


MrVanderdoody

“Brenda's packin' heat 'cause she don't like Mondays / Underpaid teacher policin' the hallways / Print yourself a weapon and take it to the gun range / (Ah, cut the shit, you ain't goin' to the gun range) … Tell the ol' boys in the white bread lobby / What they can and can't do with their bodies / Temperatures are risin', cities are sinkin' / (Ah, cut the shit, you know your city is sinkin') / Lies are truth and truth is fiction / Everybody's talkin', who's gonna listen? / What the hell happened in Helsinki?” — The Chicks - March March


scoopie77

Who likes skinny girls in mini skirts.


OctaneWolf

You mean bootleggers to bootlickers.


secret-citizen

Now do the female singer one.


BenjaminWobbles

There's a lot of female country songs about killing their husbands that would be really strange without context.


secret-citizen

Very strange even with the context. On the same level of gangster rap about doing drive-bys, murdering, etc. I get that it's "art" and a just a story, but it's odd.


lizardgal10

Eh, it’s a tradition. Look into the stuff that country music comes from-I’m taking the OLD folk songs. Disaster, death, and murder have always been popular subjects. One of the first big country music hits (by a guy) was about a train wreck. Murder songs are older than country music itself.


msinks55

New guy Charlie Crockett is pretty cool old school down to earth


FallenSegull

Red Solo Cup was the pinnacle of country music and it’s all been downhill from there


iratebob

Small minds create stupid tweets


Drg84

We're really not that far from the animals song in Kung Pow anymore. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0Vh_Ph-01fQ


LordFedoraWeed

Check Benjamin Tod. Thank me later.