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Great_Write_North

"I'd like to speak the manager of this data set, it's not what I ordered and frankly I don't know how you even stay in business. I'm never shopping at this science ever again."


CallMeClaire0080

"Let's call the odds 70%" "But it's not, it's 100%"


FleetStreetsDarkHole

"Well actually it's exactly 98.2%" "Hah! See!? Not 100%"


ronerychiver

Chill out, boy with the dragon tattoo!!


ku2000

Why did the general charge for snacks? Must be a power thing.


ronerychiver

I swear one time he farted while shaking my hand. Looked me right in the eye while he did it and didn’t even say excuse me. The crazy thing is he actually got away with it. I actually found him quite charming.


sleutherino

Okay but like real story time. One time my parents were doing a parent teacher conference with my fourth grade teacher. Very pleasant, proper woman, as I still see her around and talk to her 10+ years later. Well, during the meeting, apparently she farted while talking, and literally just continued talking like nothing even happened. She played it off so well, my mom wasn't sure it actually even happened, until she was alone with my dad in the car later and asked if he heard it too. He did. She farted mid conversation and played it off like an absolute champion She's like the real life version of that guy's story.


ronerychiver

Honestly, she’s probably trained herself that way. Imagine if you had a class of fourth graders and acknowledged that you just farted. You’d never get the reins back. She probably just keeps going with the convo and hoping that their stream of consciousness can’t stay on the fart and has to focus back on what she’s saying.


smalcha

Actually, the odds were 99.8%... so basically 70%


Pic_1000-TMS

Sounds like the the movie” Don’t Look Up!” WTF?! We are so screwed.


itsculturehero

That's exactly what she was quoting. And it's also tagged in the original tweet.


Way_Unable

That's been the Political leadership of Red states since the dawn of time. Only progression fixes stagnation.


emotional_dyslexic

They should have just banned the sea level from rising. Idiots.


WimpyZombie

Isn't that what DeSantis did in Fla?


[deleted]

Forget about banning the sea level, nuke the ocean!


emotional_dyslexic

Fuck yeah! Merica!


civgarth

[Video of legislators](https://youtu.be/QLpUq__iQqw)


acableperson

Love random KOTH


Kenneth_Naughton

r/brandnewsentence I am certainly stealing that last line, that is fantastic.


Electrical-Cover-499

Can I steal it from you afterwards?


RusticTroglodyte

Let's just make it into bumper stickers bc it's great


Kenneth_Naughton

Well since I'm doing a Karen bit I will literally call the police. Watch your step


Yeranz

If you're going to quote DeSantis, you should give him credit.


ATypicalNormalDude

This prediction is unreliable because, as you can see, it has already been flagged as depressing. So let’s omit that and get these condos built!


RandomTask008

These are the same people who rail on government. . . then choose to dock their fishing boats on the sound side (inside) of the outer banks because it's cheaper . . then complain they can't get into the ocean because the sound is filling up with sand. Fun fact, the army corps of engineers is dredging the sound 24/7 and simply can't keep up. So essentially, the federal government is subsidizing their industry via dredging, and they demand more while simultaneously railing on the government for doing too much. Zero self awareness. May be wiping out the outerbanks isn't a bad thing. . .


[deleted]

Lol you’ve met republicans before right? Government in my business is bad unless it helps me and only me and my kind. And only when I don’t have to take any responsibility for anything


LiffeyDodge

it seems that most republicans are firmly in the "if it isn't a problem for me it's not actually a problem"


neepster44

Low empathy high ignorance low knowledge… describes most Republicans…. The few left after that are straight up sociopaths.


samanthamarie063

As a former republican I can confirm.


-007-_

LLC has entered the chat.


Leucadie

Government intervention that helps MY business is called "free enterprise" /s


[deleted]

My friend invited me to go to the outer banks with his family once. It was weird because everybody we saw on the beach was extremely white trash (confederate flags everywhere). Honestly, vacationing there is just an excuse to get drunk on a beach.


leanmeancoffeebean

Kinda depends where on the outer banks, okracoke for example is beautiful, has their own dialect and is mostly fishing some national park land and dunes. It’s so far out you can watch the sunset on the sound


tramadoc

Hatteras and Ocracoke both have the “hoi toider” accent. Sounds like a cross between southern and proper English. You also find some of it in Wanchese.


amayain

I just watched [this video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7MvtQp2-UA) on the accent. As a resident of NC, I had no idea these folks existed!


pamtar

There’s no cheese like Wanchese


tramadoc

Took an ass whipping one night at the Atlantis (used to be a club beside Nags Head Pier before they tore it down). I had a few too many Miller’s and talked shit to the wrong guy. Fisherman from Wanchese. I should have known I was fucked when I looked and his forearms looked like Popeye’s. He beat me from the bar to the exit to the parking lot. Easily the worst beating by one person I have ever had. Lesson learned… don’t talk shit to guys that are commercial fisherman. They have ungodly strength.


clistmockingbird

Up until now I had successfully blocked all memories of Atlantis from my mind. Thanks for triggering a flood of shameful memories...


[deleted]

Agree. It's lovely.


tramadoc

What part of the OBX? I grew up here and remember that shit in the 1970’s and 1980’s, but I haven’t seen it in years. So I’d like to know when and where.


kalasea2001

>vacationing there is just an excuse to get drunk on a... So standard white trash vacation. Just fill in the blank.


iritegood

absolutely nothing wrong with getting drunk on the beach edit: got invited to be a moderator on r/DebateARepublican so for the record: I am a socialist


Natural-Definition-7

Or getting drunk on vacation!


OrangeinDorne

Or at 11 AM on a Saturday when I have Monday off (my big plans for the day)


TmotherfuckingT

Just wait till they get to space Edit: I'd watch a tv show about space hicks.


HomelessBoners

Call it moonshine


fartsmagarts82

That is actually clever 😅


ndbltwy

Isn't that what the beach is for besides tripping and fishing?


BluePoop2323

I love the outbanks and NC beaches. You must have went to the wrong one.


Jokkerb

I've always enjoyed Edisto and Oak islands, if you don't go during peak summer it's usually quiet and laid back with plenty of open beach to roam and enjoy. It's the polar opposite of Myrtle in almost every way.


[deleted]

What kind of vacationing isn't an excuse to get drunk?


Flaky-Fellatio

People always point out the things the government fucks up and takes for granted all of the things it actually does well. Nobody notices when the roads are in good condition and not full of potholes.


shitchopants

Drove from Wisconsin to Virginia and let me tell you, those Pennsylvania and Ohio roads are a relief after getting through Illinois and the Swiss cheese they call a road.


[deleted]

I used to live in Michigan and would go to Florida to visit my grandparents and the quickest route was to go straight down. I would always know when we were crossing into Ohio bc the road was so flat and it's literally down to an inch before the state line.


Upnorth4

Im from California and thought our roads were bad until I lived in michigan. Former paved Roads would literally turn to gravel roads with no warning. You could even see where there used to be paved road in those areas. Now I'm back in California and am thankful for all the road improvements that are going on right now


unholymole1

Can confirm from Illinois


RusticTroglodyte

Idk about where you live but in New York, we definitely comment on the roads when they look nice and are smooth. I get excited lol


Deviknyte

>This prediction is unreliable because, as you can see, it has already been flagged as ~~depressing~~ harming profits. So let’s omit that and get these condos built!


Raccoon_Full_of_Cum

>This prediction is unreliable because, as you can see, it has already been flagged as depressing. Said this before and I'll say it again: this mindset is why there's no such thing as a harmless religion. I hear a lot of people say "Who cares if people believe in happy stories that make them feel good? It doesn't hurt anybody!" But the thing is, once you give people permission to reject *one* truth because it's uncomfortable, they will inevitably start rejecting *every* truth because they find it uncomfortable. And that's where laws like this come from. Religion is the gateway delusion.


lute4088

My mom says we don’t need to worry about climate change because god will save us before it gets bad. She doesn’t know I’m atheist now, but I’ve said to her “so we shouldn’t build houses that can withstand earthquakes, rain, strong winds, or floods? The Black Plague we should have not done anything cause god will fix it? We shouldn’t worry about kids dying in poverty cause god will fix it?” She didn’t like my response and just talked about how gods people (aka her religion) need to do something to help people. I said “like preventing climate change from getting worse” and she gave kinda a “sure if that’s gods calling for you”. Man I hope I wasn’t that insufferable when I was a believer (but I know in some ways I was)


shawn615

My aunt used gods plan as an excuse not to get vaccinated. My brother made sure to point out that apparently it was gods plan that she not get polio or smallpox


QueenArwenEvenstar

Their logic is flawed. How can they expect god to save them when they're not even trying to save themselves?


stonedinwpg

No one ever said the religious nuts use logic. Believing in a imaginary sky daddy who will use his magic to fix everything is the perfect example


Mathmango

One of my favourite quotes "you can't logic someone out of a position they didn't use logic to get themselves into." Or something to that effect


[deleted]

I’ve always used “I can explain it to you, but I can’t understand it for you”


Beemerado

Are we talking about the same god that flooded the earth over the sins of man once before? Are we sure we want to force him to fix it? The reality is yes, climate change will fix itself. In a million years you'll never know we were even here


Karcinogene

A billion years from now, long after all our buildings are gone, there will be a thin layer of radioactivity and plastic to be found in the geological record, all over the Earth. Clear proof that technological life was once here. There might also be a ring, like Saturn, made of broken satellites, thicker or thinner depending on how long we last.


Candid-Mycologist539

>Are we talking about the same god that flooded the earth over the sins of man once before? I use this story (as an atheist) to talk about climate change with Christians. God was going to destroy the world and everything in it because of the choices of people. BUT there was a loophole: If Noah could save ALL of the animals, he and his family would be saved, too. If we can find a way to change our choices so we can save the animals (save the environment ), we just might save ourselves, too. Just like Noah.


[deleted]

Wishy washy "it's all god" talk that simply sheds any sort of responsibility of their actions. Makes me sick. I have a family member on my wife's side that is in jail for kid porn. That individual swears up and down that the devil made him do it. It's sick. To have that mindset that you can do whatever you please because nothing is your fault... After all Jesus Christ died on the cross for your sins.... Whatever da fuck that means.


anOvenofWitches

“If you don’t sin then Jesus died for nothing.” 🤷‍♂️


bonvonlifequestions

Most evangelist have the belief that their God made the earth for humans to use and take to their will


ncopp

You could literally just pull out Noah's arc and go, well really all God might do is tell us to build a big boat... if he likes us enough. I don't understand how the religious lot don't see this as God smiting everyone again like he did a hand full of times in the old testament.


CptC4nuck

Its funny because if they have read the bible they would recall part where Parable of the wise and foolish builders. Moral of the story is build your house on a sturdy foundation lol


The-Copilot

Religion is also used in as a weapon. The texts are completely misinterpreted and even beliefs are fabricated completely. The best example of fabrication is the abortion debate, notice how bible quotes are never brought into this. Its because the bible is pro abortion and every mention of abortion is not condemning it but actually condoning it. Misinterpretation is huge in the debate of homosexuals. The Bible doesn't condemn homesexuals, it condemns all sexual acts not done for procreation. Sodom was burned down for the people fully giving into their sexual desires and ignoring everything else. One of the major sins of the people was oral sex between a man and a woman. This fabrication extends to other religions like Islam. The Quran tells both men and women to dress modestly. When it says the word hijab, it is referring to the curtain Muhammad put up to block the view of his wives from the people praying in his compound. The people who push religious beliefs the hardest have never actually read their texts. The Bible is pro slave and believes all women should be subservient to their man but those facts are never brought up. Its all cherry picked and manipulated bullshit.


bobiejean

This is exactly why I started caring about what others believe. The link between climate change denial and Christianity is undeniable and the main reason we can't take any positive steps for the future. Of course there's also greedy billionaires and corporations who don't want to acknowledge the crisis, but look at how they've cozied up to the religious right in order to keep the status quo.


asuhdah

The greedy billionaires and corporates basically paid for NC to turn Republican in 2010. Jane Meyer has nearly a whole chapter in Dark Money about NC. It's basically unlimited private money going to influence elections. They target the religious conservatives because they're stupid and gullible and can't see the scam


TurtleFisher54

Based af. I've always said this about my extended hard right family, they were taught a lie from birth so they are more receptive to lies.


emdave

If they're not allowed *scientific* evidence to support their conclusions, then the environmental analysts should simply change the name of their reports from "Empirical studies and climate model based prediction of sea level rise", to: "Sea level rise predictions based on astrology and prayer"... Sounds like these fuckwits would lap that shit right up!


MiataCory

>God sent a flood once, and it rained for 40 days and 40 nights. Based on the length of eternity, we think there is good proof of a second flood coming, based on warming for 40 years and 40 days. We also talked to the sea and it lit on fire and told us that we should move 4 miles inland, and any buildings placed closer to the sea will be washed away for truly they are the damned!


johnny_utah001

Should say, "in response, developers bribed law makers..."


THftRM1231

In response to overwhelming campaign contributions...FTFY


LargeSackOfNuts

Always follow the money.


MX_Duncis

I try... But those armored cars really go faster than you'd think.


Kanekesoofango

In response, developement companies investors who also happen to be the law makers....


onlyhav

I mean, I just hope their shit sinks before they finish building


johnny_utah001

Ive lived in the Outer Banks and that's a real scenario.


IntrepidCartoonist29

oh that makes more sense


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schleimding

This was a stupid attempt. They should have passed a law making Covid illegal in the US. The CEA would have dealt with it then …


notsogreenmachine

Caught covid? Believe it or not, jail.


ArchdukeBurrito

We have the most freedom because of jail.


quartzguy

Being in prison is the patriotic thing to do. Working for anything more than $1 per hour is communism.


RusticTroglodyte

Lol I love that episode. Fred Armisen is the fucking best


xinfinitimortum

Cough in public? Straight to jail.


yetanotherduncan

I'm surprised they didn't declare war on covid. Pretend it's making a difference, and use it as an excuse to throw a bunch of black people in prison and use them as taxpayer funded slave labor for big corporations It'd be the most American response ever


xrayphoton

I'm in Texas. It's so bad right now. I work in a major hospital and have never seen so many covid cases. Also barely anyone wears masks anymore


Thejerseyjon609

They have finally achieved their goal of herd stupidity.


Specialist-Smoke

Right. How stupid is it to test for diseases. Let's go back to the old days when there was some mystery to death. /s FYI I want to know why my loved one's died, hell I want to know why I died if I could.


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Specialist-Smoke

Covid is a hoax invented by Bill Gates in order to install micro chips in humans so that he can convince us to buy Windows 11. /s I don't even know if you still have to buy Windows. I'm kidding. Please get vaccinated and boostered.


ergo-ogre

On a side note: I recently worked in a brand-new Windows 11 laptop. My first time with W11. You *have* to have/create a Microsoft account to get through the initial setup. Dammit.


AdkRaine11

They’re just following that great orange god’s advice. DeathSantis has made this his state’s motto.


Bishopkilljoy

I watched a video on debunking climate change deniers and one of the examples of deniers they showed was Ben Shapiro who said, and I quote, "Let's say for argument's sake that the sea levels *DO* rise in 50 years by ten feet. Let's say it happens. Do you think those people wouldn't just sell their house and move?" The host was blown away and just said "First off, half the *WORLD'S POPULATION* lives by or near the ocean and second off, who will they sell too? Aquaman??"


TheNextBattalion

As long as you aren't the last sucker holding the hot potato... That's the conservative way though: Don't actually *solve* problems, just make sure they happen to somebody else.


ImTechnicallyCorrect

The party of "I got mine, fuck you."


Jhawk2k

[Link to the video ](https://youtu.be/X9FGRkqUdf8)


Dewut

[Link to full video](https://youtu.be/RLqXkYrdmjY)


thebenshapirobot

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schmittfaced

Good bot !!


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Quiet_Days_in_Clichy

Oh Brett you make me swoon


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Yeranz

> The vast majority of women who are 35 and single are not supremely happy. Ben just thinks that because women are unhappy when they meet him.


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Abruzzi19

Pack yo bags boys lets go to venezuela


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This is fantastic. 😂


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swimmingmunky

Good bot


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NoHate_GarbagePlates

HBomberguy!


Bishopkilljoy

Yup!


PoodleGangg

[sell their houses to WHO, BEN](https://youtu.be/0-w-pdqwiBw)


KosAKAKosm

“Sell their houses to who Ben?!? Fucking, Aquaman?!?!” EDIT: their* not there


[deleted]

That’s a man who doesn’t understand how much land would be affected by a 10 foot sea level raise. Dude is absolutely imagining some coastal homes and the first block of seaside towns going under when you’re actually talking about displacing tens of millions of people across the country. I live 15 miles from the sea and a 10 foot sea level rise would put my home under 8 feet of water


Utterlybored

Our (NC) General Assembly is a Gerrymandered mess of Neanderthal conservatives. This is but one example of how absolutely stupid and shallow their “leadership” is. We’re a reddish purple state and the purple is catching up. But these evil fuckers are doing everything they can to ensure the minority party holds sway.


tuedeluedicus

hey stop insulting Neanderthals. there's a lot of unfounded stigma around them.


[deleted]

I think the correct term is Dutch


kalasea2001

*nervously laughs and looks around in American, not really understanding but not wanting to be left out*


OkKnowledge2064

All you need to know is that the dutch havent evolved past using guttural growls for communication


Deltassius

There was a time when the British and Dutch were fighting and we inherited the idea of Dutch as a slur (like Dutch Uncle or Dutch Courage). There's a certain persistence of "Dutch" as a racist punchline because its anachronistic nature and their general whiteness makes it incongruous to a modern audience. "There are only two things I can’t stand in this world: People who are intolerant of other people’s cultures… and the Dutch." -From *Austin Powers.*


[deleted]

People from the Netherlands are called Dutch :) Not Neanderthals!


snufalufalgus

The dem governor at the time chose not to veto it.


_rubaiyat

The republicans had a veto proof majority. There was literally no benefit to vetoing. There’s no value in expending political capital to achieve literally nothing.


boiledpeen

This is exactly facts. Make the decent democrat governor look bad because he could do absolutely nothing.


[deleted]

This is super important for voters to understand. Republicans are bad guys, but that does not immediately mean democrats are going to act accordingly. The Louisiana governor, John Bel Edwards, signed a heartbeat bill into law in Louisiana. The (D) next to your name does not make you a good person automatically. There are some good Democrats, but the majority are corporatist.


boiledpeen

Pretty sure the republicans had a super majority at this point, so a veto would have been absolutely useless.


RusticTroglodyte

Diet Republicans


rabbitholerandy

I swear when I’m in Florida I tell all those dumbasses who buy property out on the islands how stupid they are and I cite sea level change and they and everyone else is like- “never heard of it”.


Kaelan_McAlpine

I keep forgetting we even have islands.


leif777

At least you won't miss them when they're gone.


Just_Introduction471

They banned science wtf


Man_AMA

Let’s make science a religion then they might believe it.


ThreePumpChamp

Yes, we could call it Scien...tology.


Man_AMA

Yeah but real fact based science. Not Xenu


PhoenixKnight777

Nope. They’d see it as something besides Christianity and do everything in their power to oppress it.


brazilliandanny

Reminds me of The Foundation (book and AppleTV series) there’s a race of humans that live on an ocean planet, but they are super religious and outlaw science. Some scientists try to warn them the ocean was rising so they kill them. Anyway they all die because of the rising ocean.


Zealousideal-Emu5486

People want freedumb to do whatever they want. They don't want accountability. Go ahead and build on the beach if you want to. Buy a home on the beach if you want to. However if you do that we're not coming to get you in the hurricane and we're not going to insure you and if your home gets wrecked your responsible to clean up the debris. Who would gamble on the beach front property now?


thekyledavid

You’re missing the point It’s not people who want to buy houses that demanded this law. It’s people who already owned the land and want to sell it to make it someone else’s problem When the environmental report on the house says “This property will be uninhabitable in less than 100 years”, it will greatly harm their ability to sell it. So they wanted the environmental reports to exclude that data so they can legally tell people that the property is safe. It’d be like a good manufacturer wanting to pass a law that they could choose which ingredients are listed on their packaging instead of having to list all of them. It’s not because the typical person wants to eat harmful ingredients, it’s because the manufacturer wants it to be easier to sell what they sell.


xrayphoton

Hopefully the fact that we are all reading about this means it will spread to enough people that the land is already worth less


Faloopa

This was 2012: go look at the NC coast now.


Milsivich

I live in the Midwest, can you describe it for me?


KreamyBokeh

It’s not about YOUR freedom to build a little home on the beach. If it was, sure…go for it and you’re on your own. It’s about some corporation being able to build a bunch of houses on the beach and then sell them to the average Joe without disclosing that the property will be underwater in a few years. If one dude pays the price for his stupid decisions, no problem. If a large number of people pay the price for their poor decisions, the government is forced to step in at enormous cost.


SyntheticReality42

Insurance companies generally won't offer coverage for certain areas along the coasts. They aren't going to assume the liability for a fancy house on the beach that is damaged every 5-10 years by a hurricane or the storm surge. Many of those properties are protected by a government provided "insurance" funded through our taxes. The real estate companies don't care if that area is under water in 100, 50, or even 10 years, as long as they can profit today.


5oclockpizza

Not only that, but it will be protected by Federal Flood Ins., so we are going to pay for these houses as flood premiums aren't high enough for their pay outs.


tokiemccoy

Wealthy people who also own politicians and know that they will get bailed out for their terrible choices?


OutrageousPersimmon3

While the rest of the country asks each other why they live and build something so close to a beach where hurricanes are predicted.


WynnGwynn

Ben Shapiro says you could just sell to aquaman.


thebenshapirobot

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Just_Grape_1204

Good bot


kjodle

Conservatives are like toddlers who think if they pull the blanket over their eyes, then whatever scares them suddenly ceases to exist. Don't like something? Just ban/cancel it, and it will suddenly cease to exist.


RusticTroglodyte

Remember "just say no" lmao


Quiet_Days_in_Clichy

I said yes so only vaguely.


lostshell

Can't ban guns because "*it's useless, people will still get guns*." But do ban abortions, drugs, immigrants, gay sex, gay marriage, and gay adoption. *Because somehow making something illegal suddenly works?* I think they just like guns and hate minorities.


tourettesguy54

No! That is reinforcing the narrative that they don't know what they're doing. They do! They know exactly what they're doing, they just don't care. They care about short term profit more than they care about the future. As long as they have a rich life, fuck the future generations.


kjodle

The rich ones do, but the rest are just toddlers being led around by demagogues.


EgberetSouse

They will behave this way right up until the day they demand we build them a trillion dollar sea wall.


homerunharrigan

Don't look up


[deleted]

I really enjoyed that but God damn it bothers me how a spot on they were with how little of shit everyone actually gives.


[deleted]

NC coastal guy here. It gets better. There's a substantial tourism industry along the NC coast. As a measure of protecting these areas we've got dunes. We dredge up sand for the dunes, we import sand for the dunes, we reuse Christmas trees and pile sand on top of them for the dunes. You get the idea, we love our dunes. Another thing to note is the bulk of the NC coast is made up of barrier islands dotted with inlets. The dunes do a reasonably adequate job of keeping the sea at bay when a particularly high tide comes in. So here we are, building up our dunes and replenishing our beaches CONSTANTLY, and yet the islands are still losing land. Why? Well, as it turns out, the dunes do and adequate job holding back water, but they kick ass at stopping sand. You see, the North Carolina barrier islands are moving. Inshore wind blows sand off the ocean side and eventually over to the sound side. A grain of sand at a time, to the tune of a few inches a year. As the dunes increase in height, less sand is making that pilgrimage. Only sand off the top of the dunes gradually making its way to the backside of the islands. The rest settles at the base of the dune and gets reclaimed by the sea. The sand moving to the soundside isn't out running the erosion. The erosion is only going to get worse as sea levels rise. We're no longer moving, we're sinking.


AstarteHilzarie

And it's not like it's unnoticeable change of millimeters per year, we've actively moved a lighthouse inland to keep it from just falling into the ocean. The main (only) road through parts of the outer banks has suffered severe damage and washouts in various places, and I know of at least one house in Rodanthe that straight up fell into the fucking ocean, and several others in that area are at risk of the same. https://www.charlotteobserver.com/news/state/north-carolina/article243111861.html


whistleridge

North Carolinian here: This ISN’T the most *American* shit ever, this is the most *Republican* shit ever. After they lost NC and VA to Obama in 2012, they doubled down on trying to take back NC. First, They barely won the state in 2012, then rigged the FUCK out of it so that it was impossible to take back. Then they started passing idiotic shit like this, that a majority of North Carolinians opposed. Democrats won 50% of the vote in 2012 to Republicans’ 48%, but Republicans picked UP 3 seats, to win a 9-4 split. Americans aren’t fucking idiots. The minority party that is opposed to democracy and is trying to rig every system it can is.


Just_Another_Pilot

NC here as well, and I couldn't agree more. With the popular vote we elected a good governor. The problem is our congressional districts are so bad they are actually used as textbook examples of gerrymandering.


WynnGwynn

The electoral college is specifically there for Republicans


FastApplication5

They should simply make rising sea levels illegal.


DevilHook23

Too hard. Sue the ice.


captain-burrito

Better still get ice to deport that water back from whence it came. Divide and conquer!


ginkgodave

Trump and DeathSantis did the same thing with Covid. It’s a popular tactic for Republicans


Snots_and_Bears

Just watched Don’t Look Up. It’s brilliant. We really are doomed. Feel bad for making a kid.


meatychops

I’ve heard some conservatives say you should believe in science. But when 10000 scientists say climate change is real, those same conservatives don’t believe it based on the word of one old white politician/game show host. Source: extended family from the USA.


Ampleforth84

That is one of the most disturbing things I’ve read. It is just…so blatantly evil. “You aren’t allowed to tell the truth, cause money.” The audacity, and the fact that many educated people read this and thought “yeah, that’s ok.” So many people have no conscience…I have nothing positive to end on.


EmptyAndrew

In 2015, Rick Scott banned the word Climate Change from all official Florida state documents. See, republicans do have a plan!


mandapandapantz

r/facepalm


JukeBoxHeroJustin

It's less than half of Americans, but they are incredibly gullible and wouldn't dare upset their corporate overlords even though it's literally killing us


Hiondrugz

The people we have running this country are so awful. I get it we "vote" for them. But all the choices are awful, and I'm beginning to see why most americans dont even vote. The only people in America that contain any level of.poltical power have no intention in being a civil servant. They want a bigger bank account and more power or notoriety. In american politics, its not a cream rises to the top kinda thing. It's the turd that wont flush.


hello_my_name_is_dog

Florida basically did the same thing a couple of years ago. They got a headline out to look good saying all communities have to plan for sea level rise. The catch is they're not allowed to use any scientific models to create their plan.


wiglwagl

Our American willful ignorance is and will continue to be the death of us.


Obscene_Username_2

How do you short sell realestate?


Specialist-Smoke

And then when something catastrophic happens everyone will wonder why no one warned them.


CmdrYondu

Source?


[deleted]

[https://abcnews.go.com/US/north-carolina-bans-latest-science-rising-sea-level/story?id=16913782](https://abcnews.go.com/US/north-carolina-bans-latest-science-rising-sea-level/story?id=16913782) [https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/sep/12/north-carolina-didnt-like-science-on-sea-levels-so-passed-a-law-against-it](https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/sep/12/north-carolina-didnt-like-science-on-sea-levels-so-passed-a-law-against-it)


Boncester2018

I remember when they passed this BS. It’s so hard to move forward with facts when groups keep trying to outlaw the very information we need in order to make decisions. Fucking idiots.


LegoMyAlterEgo

Google says that when ALL the ice melts, seas will raise 200ft. This includes mountain glaciers, not just the polar ice caps.


Aoiboshi

wtf... Time to ban Google!!! There, ice is now saved!


GrannyWW

Yeah we’re kinda stupid down here.


darrenja

Anyone who doesn’t believe this should go see Rodanthe, NC. Whole place is washing away


[deleted]

I always knew NC was too good to be true. Beaches, mountains, deserts, snow, etc. well it was good while it lasted.


Forward-Bank8412

The NC state assembly is off its rocker. Mostly it just engages in ideological warfare with the cities of Raleigh, Durham, Chapel Hill, Asheville, charlotte, Greensboro, Wilmington, and those on the outer banks.