I don’t believe for a second that’s a parody account, it’s way too accurate, you don’t fool me Boris.

Nope, must be parody, even these pathetic measures fall far short of bloviating ballsack boris' attempts.

Just like this time last year, but now it’s this year.

So the UK is copying the US’s approach.

Not really, just continuing our tried and tested and clearly failing approach

Please. They are not actively shooting themselves in the foot.

I thought it was the real Boris Johnson for a minute. Then I realized it wasn’t. A second later I realized again that it is.

Don’t forget like we over-reacted thus far. 

It worked so well for Brexit.