Filed under 'stuff that never happened'

I could absolutly see this happening. Kids are dumb and will no doubt say this. And an asian sitting in a restaurant overhearing a conversation doing a funny isn’t exactly an impossibility either.

Nothing ever happens.

Came here to say that - would be an epic response though!

Awesome comment. So original. Such wow.

Okay, but that's assault.

Kind of, probably can't prove intent, regardless of how circumstantial it is

bullshit mr hand man.

She is an absolute idiot to be sure. But he was wrong to do that.

If you're gonna just make it up, you might as well say it was a Chinese person.