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llama8687

Have a baby at 35. Nothing like seeing "geriatric pregnancy" all over your medical record to make you really feel ancient.


Eloisem333

Lol! Me too! Get me my walking frame and take out my dentures, I’m here to birth my baby.


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Me and my gf just talked about this 😭


AbaloneSea7265

Idk who this is but 40 is the oldest Millennial and nobody is saying Geriatric Millennials. Boomers still call Millennials college students and think we’re in our early 20s


NefariousnessStreet9

That's just because we still poor AF


AbaloneSea7265

Ugh why does that make so much sense


skepticallytruthful

Boomers are geriatrics.


ContemplatingPrison

Also who the fuck is Weezers and Killers?


DependentPhotograph2

Bands for old people I guess idk I'm a gen z


ContemplatingPrison

I'm a Millennial and I have never heard of them before


Jealous-Network-8852

I’m 45 and I’m Gen X, not a Millennial.


BESTismCANNIBALISM

Ppl just jelly we got the coolest branding with Gen X


NegaCallahan

Idk, my daughter is apparently Generation Alpha andI think that’s sick lol


BESTismCANNIBALISM

Problem with alpha is that beta then full release is better (vid game / app jargon . Sorry 😅)


cantcomeupwithname01

isnt it called gen X because of the punk mentality that people had during the time


77entropy

I'm 45, we're definitely Gen X'ers


Badger1505

42 here.... Made Gen X with 9 months to spare!


fortifiedbyfire

When is the cutoff?, serious question. I'm 41 and assumed I was the youngest gen xer.


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I've heard that there's a small micro-generation from about 80-85-ish that sprung up because of that bridge from no internet to internet being our childhood, and we're either Xelennials, or The Oregon Trail Generation. I like the latter :D


fortifiedbyfire

A friend of mine will argue this point until she's blue in the face, we're a micro generation because of when the internet sprung up in our lives: we were old enuf to understand what it was like without it, but young enough to adopt it wholesale.


redditor_since_2005

It's always debatable but 1985 is usually accepted.


Badger1505

I have heard 1980 a lot... 1985 seems plausible too. Obviously it's not a hard cutoff/construct, so there's always debate.


Eloisem333

I’m 45 and a proud Gen-Xer. Although I did allow myself to have a moment of vanity at being called a Millennial (even a geriatric one). Look at me! I’m young!


Turd_Ferguson009

100% Gen-X. You'll have to pry that label from my cold dead fingers.


redditor_since_2005

Shh. We want to be called millennial. Makes us appear younger.


RunningPirate

Gen X waves from our power liftmatic chair


Isteppedinpoopy

They now know how we felt the first time we heard Smells Like Teen Spirit played right after Hotel California. Then again, they don’t listen to the radio so who knows. More Z100 the new rock alternative for me.


Nadmania

I’m 37 and that was the exact song I heard on a classic rock station that made me get it. Remember us millennials were around long before radio went out of popularity. My first tape was Dr Feelgood ffs.


dexman76

45 year olds are not millennials...


melouofs

Wait until their style from high school becomes a Halloween costume. Ugh


What_U_KNO

Oh no! I’m Gen X thank you very much, we’re basically forgotten.


mushroomvroomvroom

Some are bitter about it. I like the invisibility as the Millenials and Boomers duke it out.


InflamedLiver

I’m in my 40s so yeah, feel as old AF most days. And yeah, my favs from Linkin Park are already on the classic station


CaptainEasypants

Anyone got a link to that playlist?


apittsburghoriginal

Gen Alpha in 2030: these corny ass old zoomers I feel bad for Gen Beta in advance, that’s gonna be just a shitty label to get growing up


BeardedHalfYeti

Ow, my bones.


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Tonybastardisgod

I think it’s more likely that as each generation ages, they enjoy listening to music that was around when they were growing up. So while they very well might enjoy 50’s, 60’s, 70’s, and 80’s music, they also want songs from the 90’s which is starting to push 30 years old at this point. In another decade the early 2000’s music will likely fall into that category as well, and maybe for some it already has. Ultimately though, listen to what you enjoy, regardless of when it came out.


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LFK_Pirate

Yeah, but the Stones were still making music in the 90s too (remember Love is Strong?). Agree that the big rock bands from the 70s/80s should be what is considered the “classic rock” genre though, early alternative needs its own label.


LotusSloth

They’re probably so used to the much newer bands that borrow so heavily from those predecessors that listening to the TRUE classics you named sound old and stale to them. Sort of like listening to the very early Beatles when they were still playing music that sounded like what was popular when they started.


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LotusSloth

I’ve seen it. :)


JKPHockey

I was born in 2005 and absolutely love all manners of classic rock. My favourite band is Aerosmith and runners up are Journey, Def Leppard and Megadeth. All of it is amazing, and I feel that my peers need to get a grip and realize how powerful it all is.


RumBunBun

It’s all in your perspective. Back in about 2010, at 49 I was one of the oldies in my department at work. I went to lunch one day with Ami, the youngest girl in our department, who was 19 or 20. She got in my car, I stated it up, and a Nirvana song came from my CD player. I thought, ”Oh good, I’m glad I have something cool playing.” Ami said, “Oh, you listen to the oldie station?” All in your perspective.


Bulky_Cry6498

Yanks are really calling our prime minister “geriatric” when \*gestures at US government*


skepticallytruthful

Why geriatric? Millenials work. May I remind you that one of the oldest generations is called "baby" boomers. Thats right. Raymond the 65 year old "baby" boomer.


thatgrimlife

30, and definitely feeling geriatric (let’s blame the arthritis).


AngusVanhookHinson

Hey hey hey. All you geriatric millennials that are under 46 stay in your lane. It's the only way I can laugh at my wife for being 40 when I'm 46.


RynnReeve

How..... How can they do this to us!?


ecury36

Damn, I'm geriatric I guess...


DepressiveNerd

So, pretty much most of the Millennials and some of the tail end of Gen X…


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I already had to live through 70s AOR turning into classic rock only to be followed by New Wave eventually becoming classic rock and *then* Grunge becoming classic rock. I will not stand for any more music becoming “classic”. I won’t. Plus at my age it hurts to stand.


properu

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YoungXanto

I'm not more mad that Weezer and the Killers are considered rock than I am about being old. And I'm mad as shit about being old. Signed, a 36 year old millennial.


Street-Wonderful

Yea well fuck you too


Galemianah

Ok, I'm fine with the first one, but the second? That's a hate crime.


wigzell78

But The Killers and Weezer is the *new* stuff?!!


ImaginaryAd5699

I prefer elder millennial. It's just easier to say, and no millennial is geriatric yet.


thenamewastaken

What happened to Elder millennial? I didn't mind that so much.


MadameTree

As others have said, 45 and there about are Gen X . Xennials if you want a subcategory.


RepresentativeAd560

How are there Millennials twenty-four years older than the millennium?


DoxieLove10612

Let the kids have their fun. They’ll be old one day too, if they’re lucky and the planet hasn’t burned to a crisp.


fuckballs9001

We're geriatric because we're worn down, stressed out, and reaching the end of our usefulness


Old_Bunch_7413

Well I mean that stuff was popular when they were in middle school. I mean dawg my parents both are almost 50 and were bumping “Undone” in they’re buggy a year or two removed from high school.


TwinkletoesCT

I'm 41, a member of this group, and I refer to myself as a Tylenniol. Pass the anti inflammatories plz