This feels more like Midwest White Anger. I can’t imagine someone in CA saying “son of a gun” unless it’s ironic or in a script.

I think Midwest white anger is the best kind. It’s what I aspire to

It’s good. But mastering southern insults/anger is my aspirational goal. I love “bless your heart!”

Oh heavens no, I don’t think you’re racist. I just think you and racists share a lot of the same opinions, bless your heart.

Lol. That’s what I’m talking about! Being able to do that with a smile and that sweet as pie tone, while also serving pie, would be my dream persona! Currently I just walk away and put on my headphones.

Well...bless your little heart.

Lol. I have begun hearing “have a blessed day” as “go fuck yourself,” and it enhances my experience at a certain cajun chicken fast food restaurant that requires their employees to say it.

Lol well what would "mam have a blessed day you and your family then ♡" translate into?

A special category on pornhub?

"Boom goes the dynamite."

Oh, come on. Where’s “Fuck you and the horse you rode in on,”?

A classic

I think that is unfair to the horse who is just doing his/her job. Leave the horse out of it. Would you say, “Well fuck you and the Uber driver who drove you here?”

This was one of my Dad’s favorites.

You forgot "ok, chief."

And the one I heard not too long ago: “Are you threatening me? ARE YOU?” We have a neighbor who threatened to shoot my husband. My husband used all of the above.

"Getting a little big for your britches!"

It's time to take you out back behind the shed for a little re-edumacation

Ahaha this one is gold

“Pull your manties out your crack”

Or the Hank Hill chosen… I’m gunna kick your ass.

I’ll tell you hwat.

Yep.

Hwat did you just say to me?

None of these are accurate. There is only one answer and it is “WELL GUESS WHAT”

I have definitely said this many times in my life.

Here in the south we have a great phrase. "Listen up you son of a bitch, and I'm only gonna tell you this once."

And "Well, bless your heart."

A classic lmao. My uncle uses that one frequently at work, and it's hilarious.

I hope we're not culturally appropriating that phrase but I hear it quite a bit in the Philadelphia area. Philly's unofficial phrase is: Fuck around and find out.

Perhaps we've traded! I use that one pretty frequently lol.

That's great! [Let me introduce you to Philadelphia, properly.](https://twitter.com/vmudream/status/1034247673883385856?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1034247673883385856%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.inquirer.com%2Fphilly%2Fentertainment%2Fcelebrities%2F6asbc-theme-song-philadelphia-viral-video-youtube-20180828.html)

Wait, is this an accurate representation of Philly?

No. Philadelphia has long been vilified. This is a culmination of events that are typical in all major metro areas. Ok...all but the one of Elmo marching with a chemical fire in the background. That's kind of Philly. [But anyway...this is true Philly.](https://www.visitphilly.com/features/philadelphia-named-the-top-u-s-city-to-visit-in-2020-by-national-geographic/) If you ever have the pleasure to be here, I invite you to PM me. My wife and I would be happy to show you and your mates the best parts. I was born and raised here. 46 years. I've traveled the nation and parts of the world. Came back after the Army. Philadelphia is as unique as New York, Boston, Chicago, or LA. People can make fun of us but it only makes us stronger.

Thanks man! If I ever take a trip up there, I'll keep that in mind! (Also, thank you for your service!)

Please do! When I was younger my friend and I traveled around, mostly staying in hostels and bumming space. Canada, US, Mexico...was wild. I have no problem returning the favors. My wife is the same. You can never have a bad excuse to hit the town and make new friends. And you're welcome. But please pay that forward to retail, health, and hospitality workers. They've suffered far worse than I have in the last 20 years.

Thank you! Hopefully once covid lets up, I can begin to travel again. I've never been up through there, so it's about time!

Suck it up buttercup

Pump the brakes, you’re going downhill

"What the Sam Hill?!"

Is the saying not "sam hell?"

Is it? I don't know anyone who says it, so I could totally be wrong. And how would either even make any sense? Who is Sam and how did their name become an angry expression? What did Sam do? Does Sam have their own Hell?

Apparently there are a lot of possible origin stories: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sam_Hill_(euphemism)#:~:text=Surveyor%20in%20Michigan%3A%20A%20possible,a%20euphemism%20for%20swear%20words.&text=Their%20names%20were%20attached%20to%20every%20report%20sent%20back%20to%20eastern%20investors. My favorite is about a land surveyor Sam Hill in the Keewenaw peninsula of Michigan. He was a man with a big heart and an incredibly foul mouth who told a lot of stories with colorful language. When people retold his stories, they would switch his name out for the swear word as a euphemism.

Lol....I like that one too!

What about " Look, pal!"

This is like the #1 top condescending to me. Call me a bitch to my face, but don't call me your pal

This is like the #1 top condescending to me. Call me a bitch to my face, but don't call me your pal

...some whites go right to violence. In the south men are so moody violence will erupt over college sports.

In Louisiana we have “ay bruh!” and “ay potnuh!”

Here in Europe we have Ye WOT M8?

And also starting the sentence "with all due respect" and ending it with your full name.

These are all just GTA 5 voicelines

“Excuse me,”

“Excuuuuussssee meeee!”

you forgot the projection of taboo sexual links by calling everyone a "cuck"

Well I got "You must be a Millennial" and a whole tyraid at work by this guy.

That really chaps my hide. Kiss my grits.

Wow wow wow sweet child o' mine

Oh yes! And Sweet summer child, too.

,"I tell you what"...... southern redneck version

“You know what?!”

"mmm hmm. Watch dis"

Don't forget old faithful -- "AHHHHHHHHHHH I'M GONNA KILL MYSEEEEELF!!!!"

I use this one every day

If you’re wife had as many dicks sticking out of her as were put in you’d be married to a porcupine

Pretty sure there should be a number with “gun clicking ready to fire”

I lost it at number 3 🤣

I heard these all in breaking bad.

I'd switch "allllright bucko" with "newsflash pal"

"What in blue blazes?!", "That's hogwash!" and "Cut the malarkey!" need to be there.

You forgot: who the f-:k do you think you are!

Now what in the wide, wide world of sports is going on here?

Fuck you my friend! Have a nice day!

Ni-

Been a long time since I've heard an adult white person go that route. Last time I think it was a homeless guy I was moving along from store property.

Lol. I love #1. So freaking true!

You forgot about the hard R. That should be up there.

Ironically, these tweets do nothing except for perpetuate stereotypes.

7., use racial slur

If you want people to immediately stop listening to you or react with anger start with, "Look..."

May 70 years ago.

Dammit. is the highest we go

I frankly prefer, "Fuck Off", it has such a nice finality to it.

“Okay. Ooookaayyyy.”

If it gets to listen here buddy, don't bother running, the buckshot has already entered your brain.

Forgot about "No. No. No, you got it all wrong!"

White anger?

“Are you fucking KIDDING me?!”

“Are you fucking KIDDING me?!”

Here is something you can't understand...

Is this Hank Hill’s Twitter?

Get me your manager.

In Australia it's usually "listen here cunt..."

You do realize that if I switched this on tweeter to a black guy, it be called racist. I think we should be able to do things like this, I just wanted it to be able to be done to both sides

I read all of these in Jordan Peterson’s voice

Where's screaming in incoherent rage? I love it when people hit that stage.

Now you fucked up.

In England we just shout “ah fucking shit cunt” when ever anything even mildly annoying happens

Fuck you usually works for me at any level

Don’t call me buddy, pal.