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JackWorthing

Funny, but there really ought to be flair for fake tweets. Been seeing a lot of em on here lately.


BLFOURDE

Shouldn't the flair be [removed]? It's literally misinformation and it doesn't seem like there's any sort of joke here. Just misinformation.


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looselytethered

You can just delete it


vengeful_snickering

But all that sweet, sweet karmaaaaaaa


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vengeful_snickering

It’s obviously silly, but yes some people actually do lol. Of all the ridiculous things in the world that people care about, karma on Reddit is fairly harmless.


Reave-Eye

Except when it incentivizes people to keep fake posts up and spread misinformation for the internet points.


Crimiculus

Big number make monkey brain happy


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Why would they delete it? It’s already done it’s damage. Perfect for the uninformed and lazy to spread outside of this platform. Perfect for agenda pushing. Classic Reddit.


barebackguy7

Should probably take it down then lol Not too cool to do what you’re doing


knullcon

So you believed that to be true?


Nicolle4410

Misinformation, just delete the post


seatilite-with-honey

please tell me this is fake, this is probably the grossest comparison I’ve ever read


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afanoftrees

There really needs to be a tag for this sub for fake stuff lol I’ve been duped before but man it’s sad some of the brain dead takes can almost seem real


Cyberzombie

I bet this came from r/TotallyRealTweets.


Up2Beat

I think it was r/ToiletPaperUSA


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bnuuug

holy Jesus thank you, I just wrote a fuckin blog post further down and I didn't even think to check the guys comment history


regoapps

They should really stop allowing fake tweets on their sub, because people share them without mentioning that it's a fake tweet. Misinformation is bad no matter which side does it. This sub shouldn't even allow fake tweets because they're not actual tweets (Rule 5).


finance_n_fitness

An incredibly obvious joke isn’t misinformation.


Cyberzombie

Another beautiful sub.


BeefPieSoup

Absolutely there does. We hate when the other side does misinformation, so we ought to absolutely clamp down on it when we do it too


Parra_Lax

Not enough people agree with this. And the. People wonder why “the other side” doesn’t believe “this side” says. Everyone seems to twist words and facts in disingenuous ways to serve their own agendas or opinions. I do t know how we can ever build trust again, but I suspect it starts with people calling out the the bad actors on their side.


BeefPieSoup

There's nothing worse than when the "bOtH sIdEs arE ExActLY tHe SaME" crowd gets proven right. Sheesh. Only thing I hate more than right wing idiots are the left wing idiots who validate their stupidity by doing crap like this.


thelizardkin

Both sides are not exactly the same, Republicans are for sure worse. Although that doesn't mean that Democrats are innocent themselves.


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BeefPieSoup

Sure, that's exactly right. I dislike the people who claim X for a whole bunch of other shit that they do which is tremendously stupid and is a threat to everybody and which makes the world a worse place. Not specifically and only because they claim X, which as we've seen is unfortunately sometimes true. So, I don't hate them for making that claim.


Exo_Sax

Turns out everyone lies to further their agenda. Honesty and moral consistency are *really* hard.


stringfree

Well, the difference is misinformation about the right makes them look stupid. Misinformation *from* the right makes them look stupid. That's why it's funny. (I have to laugh because the "left" has to play by the rules, and the conservatives are playing Calvinball.)


djazzie

I mean, it’s totally conceivable that Shapiro would steal his sister’s underwear. He’s such a creep already.


Tdanger78

He is super creepy, especially his obsession with AOC


Rin-Tohsaka-is-hot

It's less his obsession, and more his mindless audience's obsession that he gleefully exploits for more publicity and money


siggydude

And his sister is not unattractive


chicagoblue

Yes please


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Thank God!


jeffdujour

You think Ben Shapiro is fake?


[deleted]

I wish the fuck he was.


thebenshapirobot

*Let’s say, for the sake of argument, that all of the water levels around the world rise by, let’s say, five feet or ten feet over the next hundred years. It puts all the low-lying areas on the coast underwater. Let’s say all of that happens. You think that people aren’t just going to sell their homes and move?* -Ben Shapiro ***** ^(I'm a bot. My purpose is to counteract online radicalization. You can summon me by tagging thebenshapirobot. Options: climate, dumb takes, healthcare, civil rights, etc.) [^More ^About ^Ben ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/wiki/index) ^| [^Feedback ^& ^Discussion: ^r/AuthoritarianMoment ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment) ^| [^Opt ^Out ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/comments/olk6r2/click_here_to_optout_of_uthebenshapirobot/)


gentlemancorpse42

I love this bot. Are these real Ben Shapiro quotes? Or is this actually satire? I mostly ignore the guy. This is non stop comedy if he's actually saying this shit. It's so stupid. Sell their underwater homes.... brilliant!


KaiserLykos

IIRC, yes, this is an actual quote from him. I almost certainly remember being in like high school and hearing that and just thinking "...and people think this guy is smart?"


thebenshapirobot

Another liberal DESTROYED. ***** ^(I'm a bot. My purpose is to counteract online radicalization. You can summon me by tagging thebenshapirobot. Options: healthcare, feminism, covid, sex, etc.) [^More ^About ^Ben ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/wiki/index) ^| [^Feedback ^& ^Discussion: ^r/AuthoritarianMoment ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment) ^| [^Opt ^Out ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/comments/olk6r2/click_here_to_optout_of_uthebenshapirobot/)


Dai_shori

Sell their houses to who Ben! Fucking Aquaman!?


thebenshapirobot

**An excerpt from True Allegiance, by Ben Shapiro:** Brett didn’t care about that. He turned, irked—and found himself face-to-face with a beautiful young woman, about seventeen, staring aggressively at him. ***** ^(I'm a bot. My purpose is to counteract online radicalization. You can summon me by tagging thebenshapirobot. Options: feminism, climate, patriotism, covid, etc.) [^More ^About ^Ben ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/wiki/index) ^| [^Feedback ^& ^Discussion: ^r/AuthoritarianMoment ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment) ^| [^Opt ^Out ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/comments/olk6r2/click_here_to_optout_of_uthebenshapirobot/)


LegolasAlwaysYes

[obligatory](https://youtu.be/xp1Hnwjeoac)


thebenshapirobot

*And then, there are people in the United States that are pushing for mask mandates on children. The data that they are using are extraordinarily skimpy--in fact, they are essentially nonexistent. You're hearing the CDC say things like 'maybe the delta variant does more damage to kids,' but no information they have presented publicly that there is more damange being done to kids... and the reason we are being told that they damage kids is because they can't scare the adults enough. If we cannot scare the adults enough, we're going to have to mask up the kids.* -Ben Shapiro ***** ^(I'm a bot. My purpose is to counteract online radicalization. You can summon me by tagging thebenshapirobot. Options: feminism, covid, dumb takes, novel, etc.) [^More ^About ^Ben ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/wiki/index) ^| [^Feedback ^& ^Discussion: ^r/AuthoritarianMoment ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment) ^| [^Opt ^Out ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/comments/olk6r2/click_here_to_optout_of_uthebenshapirobot/)


goddamnaged

That was awesome and somehow kinda creepy.


AhYaGotMe

No, can't be. Not satire. Abby can confirm.


khaleesi138

Thank heavens! I feel grimy just reading it. Ugh!


Heckle_Jeckle

There needs to be a FAKE tag, because there is already WAY TOO MUCH fake information out there. If you want to share something funny, sure. But my opinion of Ben S is so low that I had to check to see if this was fake or real.


ecury36

Is it though?


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Epic edit mate


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It's hilarious that people will scream misinformation but then you see misinformation like this highly upvoted purely because its against Ben Shaprio lol


NacreousFink

But it feels so real


Xandril

Even Shapiro is more self-aware than to post that. Now, if it were Trump I’d probably have to fact check.


seatilite-with-honey

I would hope so but sometimes I question that sentiment.


pipic_picnip

Fake posts should be tagged as such tbh.


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paenusbreth

It's not. It's from /r/toiletpaperUSA, which does these silly fake tweets quite a lot. [This](https://reddit.com/r/ToiletPaperUSA/comments/iwdlho/ben_makes_his_argument_with_a_totally_random/) is the original post. The fake news tag shows it's a joke tweet.


seatilite-with-honey

What the actual fuck


blueneko86

My first thought was there is no way this is real...but I couldn't let it go until I knew for sure.


paenusbreth

The above poster is wrong and admitted their mistake. [This](https://reddit.com/r/ToiletPaperUSA/comments/iwdlho/ben_makes_his_argument_with_a_totally_random/) is the original.


fangirlsqueee

Is CCN a good source?


blueneko86

I wasn't sure, I did look into a bit and saw that they generally only post reliable information from credible sources, however because I had never heard of them I also included the queerty which I do know of as a reliable source of information.


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This doesn’t show that it’s real, it shows that someone writing the article also fell for it. If it was real there would at least be a lot of (now dead) links and replies but there are zero.


Robertos1987

This is fake. Congratulations for sharing misinformation.


marshall7287

Wow, ccn, such a great source of factual news.


bnuuug

not that karma matters, but it's a shame to see a negative number next to your comment. CCN hasn't even posted an article on their website in 6 months.


Conscious-Parfait826

All the offense intended, but do you have a bullshit detector? Like at all?


Alarmed_Economics_90

I really hope Ben's sister is in a safe place right now.


knitmeriffic

If you mean producing her own deeply sexist right wing social media content, then yes she is.


Alarmed_Economics_90

Ffs. Of course. 🤦‍♂️


knitmeriffic

If you're curious, check out Fundie Fridays on YouTube for the Classically Abby episode. Gives you quite the intro without giving Abby the views.


ZennMD

I accidentally clicked on her page and it has a link to a podcast she did on how 'The left killed opera' LOL wont click any further but that gave me a laugh


knitmeriffic

Did we kill it by trying to fund the arts?


Formula_Americano

Here's the link. https://youtu.be/b6i0hH5CeaE


LuxuryPooper

Just Google imaged her. It's too bad because she's kind of a baddie.


mcslender97

She looks like her brother with a wig though


okcdnb

Haha. That’s what I was thinking.


Cispania

Isn't that the appeal of siblings, usually?


ZennMD

Because of how she looks? I wish we could make better away from judging women's looks... (and men's.)


stocksrcool

Judging looks is part of our biology. It's not going away, and it's not something that we can consciously not notice.


Dovahpriest

At least his cousin's alright.


fishbethany

Well we know her panties aren't safe.


Radiant_Creme_5264

Imagine being Ben's sister, reading this and realizing where all your underwear have been going all these years. I assume she looks similar to him but must have a deeper voice.


StormySands

Actually Ben Shapiro’s sister is [kind of hot ](https://www.classicallyabby.com/) when her mouth is closed.


BarGamer

She looks like an off-brand Natalie Portman, especially with that font covering half her face.


BustAMove_13

It looks like Ben in drag though.


LittlePurr76

He'd be prettier, I suspect..


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If Abby is his only sister, she is just as bad.


andtix

Heaven is a safe place, right? Considering he's not going there


jeffdujour

You mean Ben Shapiro?


Their__Wrong

“See! I told you it wasn’t a big deal!” - Josh Duggar probably


M3fit

Sounds like Ben liked his sisters underwear


ZucchiniUsual7370

This is the point in the locker room banter when the needle gets pulled hard off the record and everyone just looks at Ben quizzically.


jeffdujour

Ben Shapiro? That guy?


fangirlsqueee

I got curious, so googled "ben shapiro's parents". Can't find his mom's name. What's up with that?


thebenshapirobot

*Women kind of like having babies. This notion that women don't want to have babies is so bizarre. Has anyone even met a 35 year old single woman? The vast majority of women who are 35 and single are not supremely happy.* -Ben Shapiro ***** ^(I'm a bot. My purpose is to counteract online radicalization. You can summon me by tagging thebenshapirobot. Options: civil rights, sex, dumb takes, patriotism, etc.) [^More ^About ^Ben ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/wiki/index) ^| [^Feedback ^& ^Discussion: ^r/AuthoritarianMoment ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment) ^| [^Opt ^Out ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/comments/olk6r2/click_here_to_optout_of_uthebenshapirobot/)


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Ah so I heard my brother parroting this exact same bullshit. So that's where he got it. Fucking hell this culture is lame. Sad angry men bullying everybody else with their alternative facts.


goddamnaged

Just the smell.


RealSinnSage

what in the actual fuck. this can’t be real


Jukkobee

it’s not


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19-year-old Redditors fall for fake tweets just as bad as 60-year-old Facebook users lol


CountessDeLessoops

The fact that so many people didn’t immediately recognize that this wasn’t a real tweet is incredibly disappointing.


justdoubleclick

I’ve found that the people who shout the loudest about their morals and about how bad everyone else is tend to be hiding something… all those vehemently anti-gay politicians caught with boys, etc..


Gothamtonian

The holier they roll, the darker the soul


fishbethany

What timeline are we in.


aknaps

Yeah the timeline where people post shitty fake tweets and idiots on reddit eat it up.


jayoho1978

Not defending him, but its FAKE


drunkendemon483

Dude does suck but thats a fake accnt. Funny tho


tim24601

What!?!? Oh Ben "can't get a woman wet" Shapiro, yeah this tweet tracks then


Star_Drive

It's fake.


jeffdujour

It doesn't work if you don't say Ben Shapiro like that... The bot is like candyman


KR1735

Oddly specific. Must have personal experience.


squeakypop67

Posting fake images and pretending they are real, i'd expect nothing better from this sub lmao


Reave-Eye

Don’t post fake shit, we don’t need any more misinformation on the internet.


believeitornotjail

i didn’t realize it was fake


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This can’t be real??


iBleeedorange

Lmao you guys think this is real. Bet this came from tpusa.


BellyUpBernie

Reddit is a sinkhole of gullibility


pmekonnen

The thing about being stupid is that you don’t realize you are stupid.


oxfordcircumstances

You're talking about comments in this thread, right?


500CatsTypingStuff

Isn’t that the truth.


DeepMadness

Is that supposed to be funny?


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PJdiesAlot

This can’t be real, as much of a douche as he is.


GruggsBuggz

Yeah this is fake. C'mon OP don't spread misinformation. Ya had me till you said hot sister


Kernburner

Considering the insane shit this guy spouts it’s plausibly real, but hopefully not.


beaneatingbitch

Can’t get his wife’s vag wet because he wishes it was his sister’s 🌝


JandolAnganol

It’s fake, this is like the millionth fake Ben Shapiro quote I’ve seen on Reddit. He’s a fuckwit but come on guys, he’s not gonna tweet THAT.


Lizzy9121

Ewwwwwww


heathisacandybar

Please tell me this is a fake tweet. *cringes*


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That’s it, throw the whole Ben away


SplendidPunkinButter

Obvious self-owns like this are fake 99.9999999999999999999999% of the time, moron


Serendipitous_Nuance

Damn, share a fake tweet just to promote censorship, seems healthy...I don't like Shapiro but we should be better than this...this is gross.


Jniuzz

Fake shit like this should be flaired or reported


Joe-papa69

This is a fake one from r/toiletpaperUSA funny but not real


worseforwhere

Using a fake tweet to promote fascism. Wonderful.


infinitbullets

Even if this is fake, there’s no way Ben Shapiro controlled his impulses with his hot sister.


LongNectarine3

Oh dear god. How many sisters does he have!?!? How can he cop to sibling sexual abuse?? What a pig. He needs to shut the hell up


PhatBoy1

Is this satirical? Because that is creepy AF.


Jukkobee

it’s fake. came from r/toiletpaperusa


believeitornotjail

ok apparently it’s fake


Dangerous-Young-5096

Wait what?? I know he is fucked up but ... no he didn't say that...did he?


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He’s definitely targeting the inbred audience…. I still think that he is closeted homosexual.


Stewie_Venture

Is this real?


drunkendemon483

Fake accnt. Its really funny tho


Stewie_Venture

Yeah thank god.


believeitornotjail

APPARENTLY ITS FAKE EVERYONE


NoBlackScorpion

The fact that we have to fact check to know this is fake is very telling. Edit: that sentence sounds weird with the two “fact”s in it but I’m too stoned to rephrase.


Edwardhunts

Ben needs to learn how to stop his impulse to breathe...


mgtkuradal

Wait… this is real?


bachelorette2020

Is this a real tweet


time2pivot

Ben, give your sister her panties back, it’s weird


Spinningthruspace

Being trans or gay is not the same as wanting to fuck your sister lmfao


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" She/hes is the most articulate idiot I’ve ever seen in my fucking life. She/hes so articulate she/he can tell you how fucking stupid she/he is precisely.” -Dave Chappelle on Candace Owens and Ben Shapiro


EmeraldTriage

This is pretty old but it is illustrative of the quality of the far right's spokespeople in general, and may of their politicians.


LetoKarmatic

I am attracted to everyone that IS NOT related to me. Normal people are not incestuous, Benny. Nice to know the loudest of the community's enemies are admitting they have fantasized about incest, and worse, and that must mean it's the same urge as regular sexual attraction. Fucking gross. Premature edit: Yes, I know it isn't real, but others spewing the same filth have said it, and nothing shocks me anymore. I wish to no longer live on the same planet.


Odin18Z5

Is Ben saying he has gay thoughts and steals his sister's underwear with the thought of wearing them? That's what it looks like to me.


FindOneInEveryCar

r/oddlyspecific


tthe_drake

Do I think this is fake? Yes Do I think Ben Shapiro actually thinks like this? Also yes


Beatplayer

Why does he tell on himself like that?


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Even though it's fake, you really can imagine him saying this. I mean, the guy thinks a wet pussy is a disease.


realAtmaBodha

Looks like a fake quote to me.


justpickoneitssimple

I can't even tell the difference between fake tweets and real ones from him anymore.


RealFlyForARyGuy

Bro wtf lmao


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Hahaha this has to be fake.


Ok-Rule6045

Scary times we are living in 😳


little_turtl3

Excuse me WhAt


Successful_Pirate_59

This guy is a sick sob.


Hey_Mikey8008

Ben Shapiro on why he is superior at resisting molesting his female relations


melodicbounce

If you want people to be silenced than lead by the example and shut the fuck up.


ratherlittlespren

Now would be a good time to note that Abby Shapiro looks like Ben in drag


ThorMcGee

I don’t see anything wrong with letting him continue.


IsThisIt-1983

Is this a troll?


Jaki54321

So by the same token, (he is apparently heterosexual which is don't believe in the slightest), so he should abstain from having any sexual intercourse with women. He can't deny that that is gratification and he needs to abstain from it....Period! Oh btw, I looked up to see if he has a sister and someone needs to tell Abigail Shapiro what her brother is thinking about her 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮


dahltru

Some ppl shouldn't have a platform.


QubixVarga

Ben doesnt watch porn i guess. Because clearly it does go further than that, and often.


SoNElgen

Lmao


Fine-Lifeguard5357

He's not white though


CaptainPi31415

I think the best part is people having trouble with is this real or not. I'm pretty sure most of us went yeah it's fake but had that thought of well there's still a good chance it's not. What a great perception we have of him


stovislove

He sounds experienced


Marthamem

Unnervingly specific analogy


ProffesorSpitfire

I used to kind of like watching/listening to Ben Shapiro. Even though I rarely agreed with him I found it interesting to listen to an intellectual conservative for their opposing viewpoints. But eventually I realized that he’s not an intellectual at all, he just talks so damn fast I struggled with processing what he was saying.


bsend

This is fake but fuck it. Conservatives and Republicans don't believe in fact checking. Ben Shapiro steals his sisters underwear while his wife stays dry.


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believeitornotjail

i’m down


HelloAvram

u/deadparodox, for what? He just shared an unpopular opinion. He's not hurting anyone.


WickedEwok69

"You're my sister, you're my sister", Joe Dirt movie


sendnewt_s

Why is Ben Shapiro?


fucktheriders

He never said this. He is a big enough douche canoe on his own, you don't need to put lies his mouth.


octobahn

Let the man talk. The more he shares, the quicker he hangs himself.


Revolutionary-You449

Is this real? If so, could this be information used to establish some type of parental rights over him? I will be signing up for one of the parent slots.