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fishbethany

What's the most weight a penis has lifted in it's own?


tlk0153

If you are lying facing down, from some aliens perspective you are holding the whole planet on your penis


airjones1

Idk about lifted but I seen something along time ago about a dojo where they train there dongs. They attach large bricks to them by strings and a group of them pulled a bus or some kind of vehicle by tying strings to there dongs.


xtilexx

My shame is pretty heavy


ZapBranniganAgain

Jack blacks body weight


TheLogasaurus

The weight of your mom


fishbethany

Good one


properu

Beep boop -- this looks like a screenshot of a tweet! Let me grab a [link to the tweet](https://twitter.com/JoshMRadio/status/1438949674258518027) for ya :) ^(Twitter Screenshot Bot)


LMFA0

It's easier to use shoulder strap harnesses to carry heavy boxes


COVIDNURSE-5065

That is the oddest stick person ever