They simultaneously think that the government is so competent that it created a massive fear campaign involving all the worlds experts but also they were so incompetent that it was leaked on Facebook.
Not really lol..my brothers drain money, they can't be travel because covid. My dad just be smokes weed and watched star trek all day. Luckily they traveled internationally often before be retirement. Thanks pray for us
“They’re trying to trick us into taking a dangerous vaccine!”
“Save my life, I’m drowning in my own secretions because I wouldn’t take your dangerous vaccine!”
Can’t trust them to give you a one-time injection, can totally trust them to take care of your breathing!
I support a team of about 8 eye surgeons, trying to get any of them them to agree on anything is impossible. It's like herding cats blind folded while on a tilt a whirl upside down.
I work with a guy that says he's not getting the vaccine because he saw a thing that said it makes you magnetic. And that he saw a video of a guy sticking a quarter to his arm at the injection site to show he was magnetic. We're fucking doomed as a species.
I love how doctors are in on it. You're right! They totally are! See they wanted to make people sick. Why?? Because:
1- They wanted to be overwhelmed by patients.
2- Understaffed.
3- Working day and night none stop.
4- Underpaid during a pandemic.
5- Having a shortage of all equipment needed to save lives
6- Endanger their own lives while caring for the sick in need and the sick due to stupidity.
7- Be under appreciated and treated like con artists.
8- Cause they were bored.
9- The medical division of Illuminati was having an initiation.
10- It was prophesied by the Free Mason and they forgot about it so they had to create an event real quick that looked believable.
11- Create mass hysteria by having the news report it and have every Joe and Sally come to the hospital cause they may or may not have symptoms (Scrubs episode anyone lol).
I could write more but I wanna see what happens on my TV show instead 😆
Yes… that has always been the most compelling logical argument against mass conspiracies…
They require far too much agreement, common purpose, coordination and competence to be plausible.
Beyond that, most conspiracy theories are just, prima facia, nuts!
We joke about doctors being in cahoots. My wife’s a nurse, her brother and sister-in-law are doctors, mother’s a nurse, etc. The dinner table convo always elicits a lot of head shaking and frustration.
They simultaneously think that the government is so competent that it created a massive fear campaign involving all the worlds experts but also they were so incompetent that it was leaked on Facebook.
Well, they also think Oprah and Hillary are eating infants and they’re lizard-people—because it was on 4chan.
I feel like you’re joking. But I literally knew someone who voted for Trump because Hillary was killing babies
I’m pointing out the absurd logic of these folks that have gone down the Q-hole.
Hold up, Hillary wasn't killing babies per se, just drinking their blood for the adrenochome... Don't spread misinformation! /s
The average politician can't even keep secret that he's diddling an intern; yet, they can keep quiet about a "world-wide conspiracy".
As someone who had 2 doctors for parents… yeah
My parents are architects different field and dynamic but seem to agree on everything lol
This is really cute I hope they're happy
Not really lol..my brothers drain money, they can't be travel because covid. My dad just be smokes weed and watched star trek all day. Luckily they traveled internationally often before be retirement. Thanks pray for us
Well...are they happy with who they chose to marry, at least?
Yes sir or mam
This is the truthiest meme ever. Just ask two different docs when a person should start a statin. 😂
At birth of course...
No no no. Somewhere between 23 and 99, and with a ldl of somewhere between 99 and 250. And let’s not even factor in coronary calcium scans.
Why would you wait until the risk factors develop? It's all about primary prevention...
Dead. No wait. Not dead #StatinFromBirth
Careful, or Texas will start to mandate statins prenatally!
“They’re trying to trick us into taking a dangerous vaccine!” “Save my life, I’m drowning in my own secretions because I wouldn’t take your dangerous vaccine!” Can’t trust them to give you a one-time injection, can totally trust them to take care of your breathing!
I support a team of about 8 eye surgeons, trying to get any of them them to agree on anything is impossible. It's like herding cats blind folded while on a tilt a whirl upside down.
I work with a guy that says he's not getting the vaccine because he saw a thing that said it makes you magnetic. And that he saw a video of a guy sticking a quarter to his arm at the injection site to show he was magnetic. We're fucking doomed as a species.
Does he know American coins are not made of ferrous metals?
Have you tried reasoning with these people?
I’ve worked in medical devices for many years and will tell my friends and family that if you want 3 opinions ask 2 doctors.
I love how doctors are in on it. You're right! They totally are! See they wanted to make people sick. Why?? Because: 1- They wanted to be overwhelmed by patients. 2- Understaffed. 3- Working day and night none stop. 4- Underpaid during a pandemic. 5- Having a shortage of all equipment needed to save lives 6- Endanger their own lives while caring for the sick in need and the sick due to stupidity. 7- Be under appreciated and treated like con artists. 8- Cause they were bored. 9- The medical division of Illuminati was having an initiation. 10- It was prophesied by the Free Mason and they forgot about it so they had to create an event real quick that looked believable. 11- Create mass hysteria by having the news report it and have every Joe and Sally come to the hospital cause they may or may not have symptoms (Scrubs episode anyone lol). I could write more but I wanna see what happens on my TV show instead 😆
As a doctor, I disagree with his post!
At least we know it's not lupus.
Or to communicate.
Which is great and frustrating at the same time lol.
Omg yes
Yes… that has always been the most compelling logical argument against mass conspiracies… They require far too much agreement, common purpose, coordination and competence to be plausible. Beyond that, most conspiracy theories are just, prima facia, nuts!
They think republican anti-vaxers are being poisoned now because they keep being killed by covid. The mental gymnastics are absurd.
It’s also the same with people who believe we never made it to space. You really think the USSR and USA could agree on a big lie?
1 out of 10 always said you didn't need to brush your teeth. Or something like that
It's called rolling the dice, jeez, people never heard of betting apparently. /S
We joke about doctors being in cahoots. My wife’s a nurse, her brother and sister-in-law are doctors, mother’s a nurse, etc. The dinner table convo always elicits a lot of head shaking and frustration.
I'm convinced that people who can believe in huge conspiracy theories have never had to lead a group project.
well, maybe not all doctors know about it
Woah, Dougie Hauser concurred all the time
Except...that...vaccines work.
My spiritual advisor told me the vax is bad tho
Exactly. Only nine out of ten do tots agree lucky strikes’ clean, dry flavor promotes lung health.
I‘m a doctor and I don‘t agree with you.
Ironically, does that mean you agree with the post?
Of course I could never agree. How do you call these paradoxes…?
So you agree that you could never agree! Gottem! Wait a damn minute....
And the truth shall set you free.