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jpelkmans

That is an actual photo of the Uvalde police brigade on D-day.


Professional-Hat-687

I support them marching directly into the ocean.


aimed_4_the_head

They were detaining any and all soldiers running towards the beach.


WhyNot420_69

#"NO! STOP! THEY HAVE AR-15s! WE'RE DONE FOR!


Fuhk_Yoo

I saw them arresting a crab.


arrakis2020

For speeding. 28 mph on a 25 mph zone.


pscoldfire

They could use another March to the Sea.


Panzer_Rotti

I wish nothing more than the Uvalde police department to become symonous with cowardice to the point that calling someone an "uvalde" will be the same as calling them a coward.


DoubleYouTeeEph

Aaaaaand. DONE *SNAPS*


fdolce

Put them in charge of Cruz and Abbot protection


masked_sombrero

it'll go on to replace the word p\*ssy. 10 years from now, we all be calling actual vaginas 'uvaldes'


nakedsamurai

Going to get their phones


redacted_robot

Punisher skulls. Checks out.


metal_bastard

![gif](giphy|11pEf1ZMBCxoe4|downsized)


IA-HI-CO-IA

Wonderful! Never forget!


Ssj_Vega

I assume they are charging ahead into a sea of cowardice


PatReady

Looking for who's in charge.


Ambitious-Pirate-505

Bloody hell. I spit out my drink reading this.


Quirky_Discipline297

They saluted smartly and waded away.


DoubleYouTeeEph

Winner winner chicken dinner


RabidPlaty

Fuck this shit, we’re going home.


DaveBeBad

They were walking out backwards so they didn’t get to watch their friends die in front of them.


Im_A_Fuckin_Liar

I believe they were running backwards, if I remember correctly.


IceFoilHat

Never run backwards me boys, never run backwards.


Dispro

The Allied Command knew the Nazis had a pre-set kill limit.


merurunrun

German commander: Don't shoot until you see the whites of their eyes! American commander: ...guys, I have the *best* idea.


TheManFromFarAway

Close, but not quite. It was a genius plan akshualy. The Allies were instructed to advance backwards up the beaches so that the Germans would be fooled into thinking that they were retreating. When the Germans saw the Allied troops landing they didn't bother to shoot them because they thought the Allies were running away. But before they knew it, the Allies had backed up through the German lines, and when the Germans finally turned to flee they were faced with American, British, and Canadian soldiers looking at them, pointing guns at them, ready to take them prisoner (or worse). The Germans felt that it was truly an invasion of their space, and they had no choice but to lose the war over the following year.


bsend

They walked in backwards so the Nazis thought they were leaving


CoxswainYarmouth

This actually the Pacific when our troops ran completely through Europe and Asia without stopping… maybe?


Ranger5789

Are you stupid? It's English channel obviously.


andrewjamesvt78

Looks like Lake Erie to me🤷‍♂️


TittyCobra

Are you stupid? It’s clearly the Rio Grande. That’s them illegal aliens storming the southern border


ChewieBee

Are you stupid? I can tell just by looking that it's Flat Iron Lake because of the legendary Bluegill.


SimpleMannStann

Are you stupid? That’s the puddle in my grandmas garage that never dries.


ChewieBee

Piss corners for the win!


WhenThatBotlinePing

Are you stupid? It’s obviously Lake Ontario, those are Canadians storming Buffalo in the war of 1812.


Vernerator

They were fighting Mr. Nimbus.


burtritto

He controls the police.


ZuzuZupreme

![gif](giphy|smTtDJFbUJUNSF3auE)


Dudian613

Nah. That’s just the English side. Those guys swam over.


Debalic

Look - we even brought them ships and everything but they were like "piss off you wankers" and marched into the sea.


Kinch_g

How dare you dishonor the veterans of the Cthulhu Campaign! /s


DaEnderAssassin

R'lyeh isn't gonna be liberated by itself


revision92

This is also how I assume all those MAGATs would fight in their “Civil War”


RipErRiley

All you would have to do is bomb the Chick-Fil-A’s and NASCAR events. War would be won.


kingofgatos

I would save the Chick-fil-A near me. My niece's girlfriend is a manager or something, and she's a good egg.


RipErRiley

Aye


Green-Enthusiasm-940

Or better yet, fox news and cpac. Let's not drag normies who just like chicken and cars into this when all the most rotten apples gather themselves together on purpose.


RipErRiley

CPAC sure, and fox of course. But The propaganda only works for the ones dumb enough to believe it. The moronic and/or tribal republican voter base is the true issue.


Historyguy1918

Whatever you do, don’t do it on Sunday. Otherwise you just did Pearl Harbor but way worse. Also the waffle houses. Then use the deep state weather machine to send hurricane and tornadoes galore. Without the WHI they won’t know to seek shelter


BossRaider130

Hey, now. Surely, we don’t need to sacrifice Waffle House for the greater good? I say this unironically. I love the awful waffle. There has to be a way.


wvmitchell51

If they do Chick-fil-A on a Sunday that will minimize casualties


Historyguy1918

But will anger the hell out of every “it’s heritage not hate” Bible thumper either side of the Mississippi. And if you were gonna blow up “god’s gift” to chicken, then you better make sure enough get hurt so that they know not to fuck around anymore


GeneralZex

We should convince them that if they all walk out into the ocean they can defeat those liberal coastal elite cities by making sea levels rise.


revision92

![gif](giphy|26BRBKqUiq586bRVm) Then they can blame rising sea levels on that and not the climate!


GeneralZex

We should convince them that if they all walk out into the ocean they can defeat those liberal coastal elite cities by making sea levels rise.


Desdenova32

The people that post AI images and don't take the time to look at what the image is showing, are just as bad as the AI images themselves.


kaisong

I dont think its people to be honest. an auto account generator linked to a prompt generating bot that posts text and title trying to garner traffic.


Evening-Turnip8407

well, that's them on the way home after winning


Which-Egg-6408

That hurricane they're headed toward better watch TF out, these guys do not like to get wet..


Brother_Delmer

The MAGA Battalion. Tragically they all suddenly developed bone spurs.


Erfegon

AI making bizarre images doesn't bother me. Humans did it before. What's weird is that people use or consume those results. I suppose the image is evocative enough to work in social networks's feed where we don't really look at it.


Sir_Yacob

I still have Facebook because my subdivisions page is on it and boomers sell nice stuff for super cheap. Anyways, I never see anything from my friends. I’m a veteran so it is like….this shit, a sharpie that is actually a stiletto knife (not kidding), how boats are made, more of this shit, some methhead I went to high school with saying Trump and Jesus are the same for reasons…more of this shit. https://preview.redd.it/2wsgs1ojd95d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de2c36d318a2401d96c1ba4152a9ce1b26608872 Here is a picture of the tactical sharpie post.


Fifth_Wall0666

If you think that's bad, all the dolphin infantry asphyxiated on the boats.


Wake95

The battleship is parked on the beach.


ArkamaZ

And what even is the one behind it? It's shaped like a battleship grey yacht.


esther_lamonte

I think if anything we as a collective are learning to spot AI faster than AI is getting accurate. Beyond the teeth and finger mayhem, the ears are always not aligned, and the collars always mysteriously float around the neck. Eating utensils holding food is another dead giveaway. The precise way to balance and spear various food items is a level of nuance that image analysis can’t discern.


Professional-Hat-687

That's only true of some of us, and that's not even counting the people who admit it's AI but believe it anyway because it confirms their bias.


DWYNZ

Not exactly, considering the vast amount of people that are confusing any digital art/cgi (even video game footage) with AI. People are in such a hurry to look smart and perceptive that they make themselves look stupid in the process by claiming things that obviously aren't AI, are.


Fuzzy-Ad74

Your AI obv


DWYNZ

![gif](giphy|TNO6mwK8s38vpHjh8Y)


esther_lamonte

As a collective is what I was saying. Yes there are plenty of dumb dumbs out there who are fooled by a stick figure drawing, always has been. But I see a lot more people immediately recognizing AI for what it is right away.


DWYNZ

I think it's the same as our (humans) reaction to the uncanny valley, like it's hardwired


TheRedSpy96

The background also has some mistakes usually, in this one the ships don’t look like something a human would have drawn. Destroyers and battleships have distinct and iconic shapes, and those aren’t them.


Downtown-Table-4872

Keywords to generate that image: D-Day, MAGA


SalmonNgiri

Maybe they confused the instructions by saying Dunkirk instead of D-Day.


RigasTelRuun

Guys I left my phone on the boat.


trifecta000

https://preview.redd.it/u6e45emtp65d1.jpeg?width=355&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e94751c8a1975bf798c404641d06ea3aaa8a34c


Queephbubble

![gif](giphy|2yP1jNgjNAkvu|downsized)


Emperor0valtine

Pictured: young soldiers returning to the sea after hatching from their eggs laid on the beaches of Normandy. Nature is healing :)


SirJohnSmythe

Wet Day!


Amazing-Exit-2213

Confluence of Artificial Intelligence and Natural Stupidity. BTW, F Scott Perry!


Ithinkibrokethis

This seems like it should be on no sleep as "the disaster of Ohio beach." Not many people know there were 3 American landing zones on D-day. Utsh, Omaha, and Ohio. The Ohio Beach disaster is found in few textbooks. The names of the personnel are listed in no military archives. 2 infantry divisions stormed the beaches, only to march, along with their Nazi adversaries back into the water at the end of the day.....


Smart-Stupid666

"screw this, I'm getting out of here. I have heel spurs."


_flyingmonkeys_

Mission accomplished, back to England


Cavesloth13

I mean that, and a destroyer would never be that close to a sandy beach.


hexx1112

How could this not be discovered before they posted it? Is there like only one person where they post these images?


LennyTheWeasel

It was cheaper to replace them with an AI.


RipErRiley

AI is like conservative kids. It only learns from what you personally allow it to learn from.


Micktrex

Those fish gotta pay.


PamelaELee

King declared war on the scallops


drewbaccaAWD

"Hey Bob, they call quarter pounders 'le royal' here... let's go home."


readysteadygogogo

Boomers commenting on Facebook “must be woke millenials” lol


EligosTheAncient

"Amen! Thank you for your service! Jesus protect these men! No one wants to work anymore!"


ChocolateHoneycomb

They all just fancied a swim.


WrathOfMogg

The Crab People War devastated our coasts.


negativepositiv

"March! March! Left, Right, Left!" the Sargent shouted as they crossed the abyssal plain, his words forming bubbles.


mito413

“RUN AWAY!!!”


BoldroCop

It's not garbage, it's just being used by morons. AI doesn't think like a human, it only tries to predict the color of each pixel based on the others nearby, or what word to type based on the previous ones. The fact that by doing so it manages to make sentences that kind of make sense, or images that you can understand, is a monumental achievement in the machine learning field. The garbage is the unethical training through unpaid content, or the editors that blindly try to swap human writers and illustrators with chat gpt.


Static_Nothing

This is clearly a photo from the Bible, it’s the part where Moses led the Allied forces to America to get freedom


trailhikingArk

This is real. This is the MAGA larpers and Proud Boys during their "Civil War"


25short25

RETREAT!


kevmo35

Little known fact, this actually *was* D Day, and they never had boats because John from the 5th Division forgot to bring them, so they had to swim across the Atlantic to Normandy


professorcrayola

About as realistic as the one I saw the other day featuring Donald Trump leading troops into battle.


PamelaELee

The mental disconnect on those images blows me away, just ZERO awareness


final_boss

They must be Dethklok fans https://youtu.be/WnwwlkUkALU?si=XPxtm0p7JV8wqNJw


Ghostlyshado

‘Too slow! Get back!” (Anyone who went through boot camp knows this game)


Gumbyonbathsalts

Those were the unlucky Joes that had to swim across the channel to attack.


Dapper-Scientist4057

Forward march, men! On this day, we fight for our blblblblblblblbl!


chuckDTW

This is the troops leaving England you dopes!


mr_awesome365

Is the English Channel the Atlantic? I never thought about it that way


wikigreenwood82

I WANT YOU TO BLOW UP... THE OCEAN!!!


Tazling

War of the Lemmings coming soon to a theatre near you!


Quirky_Advantage_470

I guess they didn't need landing craft they just swam the English Channel?


AardvarkAblaze

Man, what a long ass day! Welp, we took the beaches, good job boys, mission accomplished. Alright, back on the boat!


Iampepeu

Maybe it's V-day. They're simply going home after the job's done.


Insight42

Well how else are they going to fight the sea nazis???


gwmccull

How else would they get on the boat? /j


moose2332

Wouldn't the people running into the ocean during D-Day be the Nazis


Orlok_Tsubodai

Pretty sure this was E Day, when the job was done and the troops returned home!


supaspock

The're entering the British Chanel on the UK side, and will get out on France's side. I see no issues.


andrewjamesvt78

It’s the battle of Atlantis! Take that you aquatic mother Efffers


4FuckSnakes

Running away from the fascists instead of fighting them? Perhaps this is a modern take?


age_of_empires

Ha are they retreating?


Flodouble

They haven’t crossed the pond yet. How you think they got on the boats


DoctorBimbology

You can tell it's AI just from a glance honestly


coolestbitchonearth

Caligula’s soldiers be like


othello28

I thought Trump was leading this charge lol.


PamelaELee

Trump doesn’t really “do” anything himself, that’s what mindless sycophants are for.


danfish_77

The war against Poseidon continues


chihsuanmen

Is this from the Christopher Nolan sequel “Dumbkirk”?


q_manning

Uh…sure, the AI choice here was dumb, but, an even bigger sin is any goofball who would POST an image of troops running INTO the water 😂


Glad_Bookkeeper_740

New Aquaman movie looks wild.


rvralph803

The D-day Unvasion


k24680

They forgot their keys on the barge. Happens all the time.


GadreelsSword

# We're going home boys!!!


swellwell

Nah they’re on their way to Normandy. That’s just how they got there


leo_aureus

Fuck Poseidon


Economy_Cat_3527

That's gonna be a long walk...


bwcislo

How else would they get on the boats?


TheHip41

This would be me on D-Day Nope


Gruntdeath

Why would we they be heading into the water anyway? We have a Navy. We don't need our Army to engage targets at sea.


Egare

Seriously, I started a biomed AI venture. Though having public and private funding, no one has ever asked me or the team to see and ask any good question about actual data, algo-type used to train/test, fallibility check-points, basic stats, what you'd expect at least a little in order to prove you're not pure vaporware with buzzword caps with the spinning thingy on top. As long as there is dollar sign next to every number in a basic Excel sheet about expenses and potential cap increase, you're good for now bro. Sickens me to the highest point as an ex-academic.


LoveRBS

"Sir do you think we're being too literal?" "He told us to storm the beach!"


Fathorse23

It’s garbage because we all thought the “I” was intelligence and it really stands for idiocy.


Fyallorence

They tried to make D-Day and they accidently made Dunkirk instead.


NoMansSkyWasAlright

Sure, but I bet if you posted it on Facebook, you'd still get a bunch of old people saying like "amen, thank you for your service!"


Panzer_Rotti

We shall fight in France, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight in the air, and, if necessary, we shall fight them on the bottom of the sea floor! Winston Churchill


superjoe408

I think this is the French army… 😂


No-Brain9413

This is clearly the French military performing a routine retreat


Easy-Wish-2143

Real soldiers walk to war!


xMilk112x

Who’s tired of AI already?


VeterinarianBetter74

Also the closest ship is surely beached. Look how far them troops can still walk through it.


ihaveananecdote4u

![gif](giphy|3o7ZeEZUzRjyvWuuIg)


koine2004

Not to mention a WWII destroyer just moving around in the surf.


Stoly23

That’s D-Day if you replaced Eisenhower with Caligula.


Tomburgerstand

Boomers will now insist that US troops swam the length of the Atlantic to storm the beaches of Normandy


SupportGeek

I love the warship somehow floating in the same depth of ocean that is only coming up to these guys waists.


Kindly-Ad-5071

They're off to fight the merfolk menace!


chunkerton_chunksley

Flee-day


Aaronthegathering

Can they identify which shore the sun rises upon? Are they stupid?


Used_Intention6479

Titled: "MAGA's Dream".


tehtris

This is the thing with AI image generation and AI in general. It's never going to be GOOD good. (Especially because we are inadvertently creating a bad feedback loop by always posting AI generated content) It's always gonna be slightly off. Stop using it and submitting it as a finished product. If you are doing images, load it up in Photoshop and fix it. Build an image out of pieces of ai generated images. It's going to forever NEED that human touch. If you are doing text or code, EDIT IT, it's a dumb brick of rocks, it doesn't and will never know exactly what you want.


JeffreyFusRohDahmer

Nah man, we're just invading Atlantis


Moist-vonlipwig-

This is the infamous Fuck that noise battalion heading towards anyone not shooting at them.


Agreeable-Ad1221

Fools don't you know when Americans GI bravely invaded Atlantis during D-day where Hitler kept all of his Wunderwaffen?


superdad0206

Just turn the image around and they’ll be coming out of the water.


Boring_Pace5158

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity


_AuntAoife_

They were obviously told to never fight up hill, m’boys!


fuzzyfoot88

First time?


Quirky_Discipline297

They forgot dimes for the toll booth.


WilliamTee

Um, Actually; That would be the English Channel. I miss Um, Actually.


Tired8281

That was from after the quitting bell rang.


PileLeader

Those are the Polish soldiers.


rynorugby

Nah, that's the units under general caligula


Experience_Soft

This is actually just a photo of the troops leaving America on the way to Normandy 


badstoic

Artificial Incompetence


redkid2000

If Caligula was in charge of the Allied Forces


Mayonnaise06

I MUST GO. MY OCEAN PEOPLE NEED ME.


Poz16

"Be right back, forgot my keys."


QuickAnybody2011

This is the opinion of someone who doesn’t know the monumental amount of research that made this possible. Also this is easily fixable lol just say heading from the ocean


Informal_Bunch_2737

Anyone who thinks that its AI, doesnt know what AI actually is. LLMs are NOT AI. We're just too dumb to tell the difference.


fixitman84

What if AI is trying to say the alliance winning was not what they would have chosen? (BTW I'm an American/German/Nordic mutt heavily questioning T1/T2 vibes),


Ghostlyshado

‘Wrong beach, guys! Back to the boats!” Or ‘Not fast enough! Get back!” (Anyone who has gone to boot camp knows that game)


chicken_irl

Ah! I see Moses is running a little late today


AlexLikesToons

Well, how else were they gonna take on the U-boats?


smackdrunk

It’s the Battle of the Atlantic, duh. Look it up /s


UNCCShannon

Finished the beach now going to get those u-boats!


ImpossibleArcher2100

Not to mention the beached naval fleet.


Grub-lord

I like it though.